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how come normies think its okay for them to watch porn in a relationship?
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they are subhumans with no sense of self respect nor loyalty.
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>>27622673
Because it is. It's normal, hence the term normie. Normal is ok.
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It's not? I suppose you think it's wrong to jerk off when your partner's not available too.
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>>27622720
>>27622740
>hmm instead of thinking about me and my boyfriend doing X I should watch chad do X
>who cares that im watching chad fuck a girl but im NOT pretending thats me
>what why are you mad anon? fantasizing about you is too hard!
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>i hate normies
>i will make up some stupid shit about normies
>that will show them how superior i am

Why is /r9k/ full of shitty threads like this?
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girl won't put out.
i guess you would have to be in a relationship to know that.
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>>27622780
go google if its okay to watch porn in a relationship and you'll find almost every link saying yes
>>27622802
I just think about fucking my gf instead of watching some other girl. Because It has hard to find a girl with the same sexual libado as you I do admit
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I watch porn with my gf. Pretty normal thing to do.
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>>27622673
Do you think being in a relationship will automatically not make you lust?

Grow the fuck up man
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>>27622757
Geez, the arrogance. Do they need to think about you every waking second for you to be satisfied? We all want someone a little more attractive than who we got, and it's perfectly normal to have fantasies. Only people who are really early in a relationship and still in the lovey-dovey phase actually fantasize about each other.
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>>27622865
>>27622854
>modern society
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>>27622889
>modern reality
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>>27622889
Just think about this, how many hard ons do you have per week?

Do you think your gf is going to be there to have sex with you all the time?

And this is coming from a gfless virgin, you are just not making sense
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Its ok to watch porn any time faggot..

with obvious exceptions of school, work public etc
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>>27622912
this is coming from a man with a gf and not a birgin, you can just sit down and jack off to you fucking her
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>>27622931
>anon why haven't you proposed to me yet :))))
>so what if I watch chad fuck a new girl every day fantasizing that its me??? this is just modern reality
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>>27622912
> And this is coming from a gfless virgin

I'm not surprised.
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>>27622931
>tfw you want to hate that picture but you like it
Haven't felt this in forever
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>>27622943
>Complains about normies
>Has gf

Also masturbating to your gf sounds boring af to be honest but to each his own i guess
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>>27622989
two misfits that find their way in life post highschool does not make them both normies, its not really boring its just porn feels rood as fuck because of what it's implying. Kinda like how kings would just walk by the Brothel even though he'd like what's on the inside.

why is sex so devalued that porn is considered OKAY and casual sex is considered table talk?
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>>27622943
implying i cant separate reality from fantasy and not once have i fantasised about being in a porno, its just fucking hot!

>>27622988
EXACTLY, its cringe hate worthy but i cant look away!
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>>27622906
Don't tell me you're actually wanting to get married? Boy, I can't think of a faster way to kill the romance, except maybe by trying to take away somebody's porn. If you do decide to get hitched, at least do yourself a favor and get a prenup.
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>>27623060
>watching two people fuck
>no connection to being one of them
>just watching people fuck being what gets you off
>improper greentext
gj
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>>27623082
holy shit do you have autism or what?
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>watching porn
>when you have a gf
can someone please answer why people do this? I don't care if it's actually something normies do or don't do, but if you're in a relationship why would you watch porn together?
I understanding getting sex advice together, but why watch porn when you can just have sex?
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>>27623308

Because you cant always have sex, people have jobs, activities, energy levels. Most of the time in a relationship all these things wont line up.

Furthermore sex is much greater effort and more time consuming. Sometimes you dont want to spend 15 minutes on foreplay have half an hour of sex, then lie there before having to wash your shit.
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>>27623308
Why not watch porn together, if you both like it?
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Mostly because men crave variety and are physically incapable of being satisfied by one woman sexually. The ones that don't cheat physically use porn to satisfy their lizard brains.
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>>27623402

Not everyone is weirdly into watching porn with someone else there, let along masturbating/ touching someone with to it. Fucking degenerate.
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>>27622673

Because it is. Girls dont want sex as often as guys, it doesnt hurt anyone and stops you checking out any girls in real life.

I jerk it a couple of times during the week then have sex on the weekend, its a working system.
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>>27623466
Not everyone is not into it either, hence the qualifier, "if you both like it."

Is it really that hard to grasp that different people have different preferences? Do you have autism for real?
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>>27623400
if you have the time to watch porn together, then I think you have enough time to have some sex.
who needs foreplay?
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>>27623517

Who the fuck said anything about watching porn together?
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>>27622673
>Have gf
>Both have demanding jobs
>Weeks will happen where she doesn't want sex
>Hello Chavon Taylor

Sorry man, but sometimes you have to rub one out, and I need a fast immediate way to get it out of my system. Sex is better, sure, but sometimes you need to think straight.
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>>27623534

> This

Only no energy NEETs who dont have work and hobbies think you spend all day lying about idly fingering each other in a relationship. Being tired and working all day, going to the gym, heading home and cooking then getting ready for the next day doesn't magically change when you have a girlfriend, you just have someone there to be tired with.
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>>27623559
Holy shit, I found another me.
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>>27623042
Because of the Internet and places like this. It erased the difference between public and private life
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>>27623534

This is why quickies exist. If straight good and understanding gf she'll blow you or just let you bush one out in spooning real quick before bed.

That was the biggest part of agreeing to cohabitate for me. If she wants to live with me then my clothes are washed and dried to my extremely autistic specifications(don't burn up my expensive shit on wrong dryer setting, don't mix colors, don't put delicate knits through industrial jackhammer cycle, etc), clean up the house, and most importantly always get me off when and how I want it. She's been off birth control for a little over a year now and I haven't said anything so I'm not abusive. I mostly use her mouth or if I want to get on top I'll use her butt. Sometimes I use her pussy but she dislikes me finishing in her mouth after and I dislike pulling out because it's a weak orgasm. She doesn't cum or even seem to like sex any more but I havent lost any enthusiasm for it. She's accepted her role. Read up on learned helplessness. I'm the best she's going to get so it's not that I'm bad to her. The point is once something has been made the way things are and she's accepted it she won't try to buck it. If you can be firm for 3 months you have the rest of the relationshit set.

I'm not stupid. There's little to sex on her part. She lays on her side and I fuck her face. If she puts her hand around the base and it's tight enough to add friction I cum faster, if it's too tight that she's holding the skin and there's no in and out through her hand I move her hand away. She learned the correct amount of pressure to get me off quicker and she knows to move her hand when I grab it as I cum so I can go deep. She might gag or choke but it's over soon. Anal hurts a little but I usually give her a heads up.
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>>27623456

Men crave intimacy. Sex is a good outlet for that. I'd be more than happy with just a hand job or even nice cuddles and suckling her breasts each night . Apparently that is asking too much though. Maybe I'm just unlucky. I've had 3 gfs. The first only did oral like once every two weeks, no vaginal or anal or even intracrural. The others would rarely be down for kissing and hand job for foreplay, then vaginal with condom and lights out, again not nearly often enough. One even made me pull out to cum while wearing a condom. It's the dullest most unloving sex imaginable. It kind of hurts to watch porn because you see how close and loving they are. I mostly watch amateur blowjobs but even the painful first anals you can tell their close and how much she must love him if she just grits her teeth and takes it to please him. I know I'm needy but I mean women are cunts. Even when watching a movie and cuddling she'd smart my hand away just for wanting to spoon while holding her breasts.
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>>27622889
>he thinks human sexuality turns off the second you have a crush

Holy shit, the delusion. Dude, humans are built to be sluts, male and female. It's why your sperm are set up to fucking murder other sperm and women moan during sex: we are supposed to fuck everyone and everything to propagate the species. Just because we have decided, as a society, that shit is weird doesn't mean the drive isn't there.
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>>27625416
>He thinks quickies work if you're in the mood and she isn't and vice versa
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>>27625753

They do, I'm living proof. I'm able to cum regardless of how into it she is. I don't have quickies when I don't want them so she is never into it when I'm not.
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>>27625865
Your contract relationship is not the norm.
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>>27625865
>Getting off while she's not into it

Yeeeeaaahhhh no, that's just weird.
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>>27622673

Its always the female that suggests it.

After a while, the grill will start making comments about hung the dude is in the video. His six pack. How strong and dominating he is.

A few days later, you'll come back from work to find a chad plowing your girl, because she wanted more.
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>>27625884

Not everyone is a cuck like you. Quickies are a thing, even shitcoms mention them. It's a normal part of relationships.
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I encourage my bf to watch the porns because there are magical things out there that I will never be able to provide. I like watching those weird asian gang-molestations on the buses because they seem to emphasize pleasuring the woman whereas that is silly in real life. I don't know what he watches but if it's anything similar to the special things he requests from me I'd rather he watch the porn. The one rule is that neither of us do camchat shit, mostly my rule.
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>>27625865
>I'm able to cum regardless of how into it she is.
That's fucking creepy anon.

Don't say that proudly. I just get pathetic images of someone lazily humping an uncomfortable girl who just wants to go watch TV or something.

>>27625922
>Quickies are a thing
Quickies are a thing. You cumming onto your bored GF's back is not normal.

Also, going by /r9k/ logic, the fact you can fuck to completion without her getting into it at all means she will cheat on you. Just kill her and yourself now.
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>>27622943
>implying my gf can swallow me whole and digest me
>implying my gf is hot
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>>27625981

Its a quickie, you do it before bed just to relieve pressure. It's really not the big deal you're making it out to be. By /r9k/ she'll cheat no matter what. I got mine, that's all you can hope for in the current sexual marketplace. We do the pervy shit with ropes and toys on the weekends. I just can't go that long between fun times and need some to tide me over.
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