how do I stop myself from wasting $120 on a hooker tomorrow?
>>27622435
Step 1.) Don't do it
Step 2.) There is no step 2 you're fucking done you shitwit
you don't, it's only $120 bucks go and get laid friend. Escorts are great
>>27622460
>Escort
where is he going?
>>27622480
Going to get laid of course
idk cunt escort hooker same fucking thing
>>27622435
save at least $300 man
>>27622540
why save $300?
>>27622435
By spending 30 or 40 on several street walkers.
I've literally never paid more then 50
>>27622563
Are they some loose roastie hoes
>>27622563
You're not afraid of getting caught by police, it seems way more dangerous to approach on the street doesn't it? what do you tell them to pick them up "hey you want a ride"?
>>27622584
Yea of course. They are all drug addicts but BJ's are pretty good, I mean they do do it for a living. I only fuck the white ones that look "new" and use a condom.
You can tell they are new because they are usually nervous
>>27622590
I just park by the bus stop I'm the ghetto and they approach me lol. Usually 3 or 4 at a time so I choose the hottest one
Go to the ghetto and stand or park near any bus stop and crackheads like magically appear
>pro tip
Ask to see her titties before you talk about sex or money. The police can lie but they can't engage in sexual activity including exposing themselves. But asking to see a tittie is not illegal
>>27622650
where do you live? we do not have ghettos like that in seattle
120$ seems like a good price desu but i wouldn't know.
>>27622435
Jack off instead.
Paid a prostitute $50 for a blowjob, totally not worth it in the end, because she made me wear a condom.
>>27622650
cool, i always see them walking around but i'm too scared to do anything maybe i try the bus stop next time.
I live in Detroit 2.0 in California.
>>27622677
I live in Denver. Anywhere there is drugs their is prostitution.
I'm pretty sure Seattle has a pretty big heroin problem so look around.
It's easier to find a coked out 22yo here then it is to find weed and that's legal here
>>27622480
Poon town
>>27622722
What's Detroit 2.0? Compton?
>>27622435
Do it. Money well spent.
>>27622750
San Bernardino, it's the largest city in the US to have declared bankruptcy, just after Detroit.
ITT: Americans.
Why can't you legalize prostitution like the rest of the civilized world?
>>27622793
Oh you'll find a slushbucket of hookers out there. Drive down streets with boarded up buildings too. Hookers use them as motel rooms so they hang out there a lot too
Find an escort that's new to the industry cuz they won't have fucked too many men yet, Fuckk, it's a good feeling knowing there are always escorts too fucj
>>27622813
I agree mayne
Literally a victimless crime.
Plus it would lower rapes from high tests
hmmmmmm
idk
man
>>27622863
Because it would enrage feminists, which is hugely problematic
>>27623187
The majority of feminists I know are all for legalisation of prostitution as it helps to protect women.
>go to costco
>buy several industrial sized tubs of benadryl and ibuprofen
>buy niggerton of vodka
>consume all very quickly
>put on anime or porn or whatever
>???
>freedom from existential pain
>>27623093
top post iread it throughouly
>>27622435
Fap when you feel horny.
that shit wasnt so hard
>>27622435
freeze ask of your money into a brick of ice and tomorrow, you will be forced to rethink your decisions to spend it, as you melt your money out
Just realize that fucking with a condom is pointless and fucking without it means you should be expecting to have your dick fall off.
Because what's sex without love?
>>27622435
Waste 400 dollars for a hooker without diseases
>>27623759
shiiit nigggaaa
dat be too much money
>>27622435
i absolutely fucking love this pepe
why is this particular smug pepe variation so god damn tasty?
>>27622494
>>27622739
keep up the good work, fucking kek
