Penis Score Thread
>Hair-
>Unshaven:-5
>Trimmed:0
>Shaven:+5
>Curve-
>Large curve:-5
>Straight :0
>Slight curve:+5
>"Grower" or "Shower"-
>Grower:0
>Shower:+5
>Hygiene (how often you bathe)-
>once a week:-50
>every couple of days:-25
>every other day:-10
>every day:+5
>size-
>tiny (0-2 in.):-50
>small (3-5 in.):-25
>average (6-7 in.):0
>big (8-10 in.):+25
>huge (11-12 in.):+50
>foreskin-
>cut:-10
>restored (or in process of restoration):0
>uncut:+10
>ethnicity
>indian/pakistani:-50
>asian:-25
>hispanic:0
>white:+25
>black:+50
>any deformities, -5 per deformity
>STDs-
>can't be cured:-100
>can be cured:-50
Well how did you score? +50 here
>>27622226
>>27622226
Why is shaved +5 and trimmed 0?
Being totally serious the girls in my life have always preferred a close neat trim to fully shaved. Because I have a hairy chest and significant hair on my thighs it looks werid when I'm bare in the middle.
Anyway I got 45 on your shit test.
>>27622226
Ok, what?
>uncut
>not minus 10
>average (6-7 in.):0
Get out of here you double nigger
60 but whats the point of this thread
>score of 30
>3 inches
lmao nice system fuckwit
>>27622226
40. Shouldn't girth and length be separated?
>>27622280
Ummm girls like shaven better cause itd be terrible to suck a hairy dick
>>27622296
>thinking uncut is bad
>falling for the jew's memes
silly amerilard
>>27622226
>Hair
0
>Curve
0
>"Grower" or "Shower"
2.5
>Hygiene
5
>Size
0
>Foreskin
10
>Ethnicity
25
Penis Score:
42.5
>no girth critera
memetest
>Trimmed
>Slight curve up-ways
>Grower
>Every day
>I've never measured my dick before because I haven't had a measuring implement since primary school. Based on the sheer amount of cocks I've seen on the internet I'd say average.
>Uncut
>White
35 points. I sure hope I get to put it in a puss one day.
>>27622420
>not realising that girls like some hair on men
girls like trimmed the most. not so hairy that they get it in their mouth when they suck but not bald like a 5 year old either
>>27622398
Ehh. Not a lot of people know their girth tho
>>27622425
Uncut is bad you disgusting dick cheese faggot.
>75
Get mad dicklets
Zero, kek
>tfw small, deformed, cut penis
>>27622503
No its not fag. Fucking bathe and guess what you don't have dick cheese. And if you don't bathe it doesn't matter if you are cut or not because your dick will be gross regardless
>>27622566
It will always be abhorrent. Dog dick motherfucker.
Kill yourself.
>>27622583
Please tell me how then dumbass
>>27622583
>this mad the kikes robbed him of true physical pleasure
Learn to accept and move on senpai
>>27622554
Zero is average... r...right?
>>27622583
>he has dick stockholm syndrome
the jews cut off a part of your penis, and down there you dont look like white people, just accept it
>shaven is bonus points
LMAO
>>27622226
-5
+5
0
-50 (even less, you fucking normies)
+25
+10
+25
>>27622623
Yes, let's believe that.
>tfw finally average for once
>>27622226
american average is 5 inches, european is 5.5-6.5 depending on the country, just saying.
>>27622657
That's gross. Why?
>>27622716
because I have more important things to spend my time on like video games and masturbation
>>27622734
But... it takes all of maybe 5-10 mins. Plus you can masturbate while you shower
80 here ;)
What's up my niggas
>Unshaven -5
>Slight Curve +5
>Shower +5 (if 5.25 flaccid is shower)
>Every Day +5
>Big +25 (only just) (5.5-6 is average you ass)
>Uncut +10
>White +25
FINAL: 70
If I fucked up on basic arithmetic excuse me for that.
I didn't do too bad
>>27622420
Wow, a male virgin talking about what women dislike when sucking a cock.
>>27622770
My hair is too thin to style so I keep it long which is a pain to clean every day.
why is hygiene a factor anyway if I had a gf to enjoy my penis I would take better care of my hygiene
>>27622862
Would you like eating a girl out if she was hairy? Or would you prefer it to be shaven? Same logic here fag
>tfw 130
>>27622886
By that same logic you would like running your fingers thought her hairy breasts.
>>27622949
What? No I am saying shaved is better
>>27622226
-5-5+5+10=5
:|
5 :') original tho
>Shaven:+5
>Slight curve:+5
>Grower:0
>every day:+5
>average (6-7 in.):0
>uncut:+10
>white:+25
TOTAL: 50
the average size is 5,5 inch
so it's 75 ...
Everyone should also post their penis.
>>27623233
>uncut=+points
lol nah, sorry
>no 2-3"
>no 5-6"
>no 7-8"
>no 10-11"
How am I supposed to take this seriously?
+40
>>27622420
Women prefer trimmed > hairy >= shaved
>>27622296
Uncut is the one of the most attractive things for a cock.
>>27624104
salty jew detected
>>27624104
>being this cucked
no european woman will touch your mutilated dick
>-40
JUST
Got a 10
Orgcomment
>>27622226
Since when is curvature a bad thing?
-35
Only thing I have going for me is being white
Is there a such thing as a woman that isn't obsessed with penises?
trimmed, straight, grower, everyday, 8 inch, uncut, white
so 75? does that mean I win a gf?
75 points here senpai
Feels good.
If you had a category for girth, I'd score even higher. Because we all know girth is more important than length.
>>27626650
>That
>Bigger than 7 inches
Stop fooling yourself.
Either that or take a better picture.
>>27626583
Of course.yearly salary
>>27624104
assravaged cutcuck detected.
Have fun with your circ scar, your two toned dick and your inability to be intimate.
>>27626650
Congrats, you win a free ticket off my board
hi /soc/, could you fuck off please?
>>27626757
sounds like you're trying to swindle more pics out of me.
>>27626841
>all that stuff in the background
>>27627000
you should see the cobwebs I have building up
>>27622226
>those size measurements
>no girth category, the most important thing in a penis
>no maximum penile torque angle factor
Bullshit. Pure and simple.
I'm not Latino, but I think Latino cocks should score higher, they look pretty nice
Trimmed - 0
Slight curve - 5
Grower - 0
Every other day / Every day: - -5
Big - 25
White - 25
Total: +50
>>27622583
I just feel bad for him
>Trimmed
>Slight curve
>Shower
>Every day
>Average
>Uncut
>Asian
=0
Why is it 0 for trimmed? Most girls prefer trimmed and why an average dick is better than a hug dick.
>>27629571
*And an average dick is better than a huge dick.
tfw 25
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