You heard me, women with beta/virgin/older men fetishes, right now.
STFU muting robot. Nobody answered my goddamn question.
And I was told this was the place to ASK.
>>27622135
raising priority of the thread!~
>>27622135
Whatcha gotta do to find fucking virgin fetishists in this joint?
>>27622135
Help an autistic out nigga!
>>27622135
gdit fucking hell stupid muter.
>>27622135
Women's fetishes center around submitting to Chad. Older men can factor into that because they tend to have better skills and social standing, making them Chadlier. Simply put, it's really only men that have broad and varying sexual interests.
Only in 2D, OP. Shy virgins are adorable in fiction, in reality, disgusting. Just like their Chad counterparts.
There are threads exactly for this on /soc/.
>>27623009
Other than chad. I'll pretend to beat the shit out of her if that's what she likes.
>>27623100
No there aren't. I looked. And I never got more than a 3.5/10 on there. Oh did I mention they hate older men? And autistics?
>>27623074
Ugh 2d faggot porn. Why.....
well I'm not a virgin but I don't know how to fake being experienced..... basically my one time with someone i liked enough sexually blew up in my face....
and I can't change my tastes to have a fat girl/single mom/middle aged women fetish.
>>27622135
Meh. Goddamn it. There are females here, I was told specifically by one to ask here, since this is where autists are supposed to go.
>>27623114
Keep trying. Like everything else it's a numbers game. Typical robot behavior is to make one half-assed effort at something and then saying it will never work.
I found a gf on /soc/. But it took months, and chatting with tens of girls until I found the right one.
I have these fetishes but I'm not going to fuck a guy from the internet. Seconding the anon who said try /soc/
>>27623283
I tried soc though.
>>27623251
I tried. Okcupid only shows me women who are lardbeast feminsits.
I dont' feel like making a THIRD okcupid profile in earnest....
Soc women are all fat/ugly. Or not into older men.
Basically thin, younger, no children.
I found someone I liked there but I blew it without even knowing it...... wondering what it was like for that man she was fucking the whole time.
There is no way it is a "roommate" - she has no job with as often as she games/only works part time. I know this for a fact, it's common sense.
The numbers are against me and I have NO HELP.
And soc is awful. I mean the camwhores are nocontactfag. Layne was pretty after all, and erm that other redhead.....
but really my dick, heart, eyeballs, feels, are all tied. I really do just need someone to obsess over so I will finally not think about a female that isn't even an EX anymore.
I can't small talk, i hate small talk.
You want me to know how you are? TELL ME.
YOU WANT ME TO LIKE YOUR INTERESTS, THEN FOR FUCKS SAKES TALK ABOUT THEM
I try to ask you etc.... :(
it doesn't help, regurgitating the script always comes out wrong, then the "signals" end up negative/making me feel "negative".....
I'd need the cliche trope - a cute thin gamer girl. And let's face it every zune chan turns into a gamecatt, gets chub, acne, feminist. ALL of them the moment they turn 18.
>>27623357
How old are you exactly? Because I know 18~20 fembots who talk to guys as old as 35 from 4chan.
>>27623387
Around 35.
Oops. :(
But develop[mentally delayed pessimistic sperg.
I even asked a real whore for input. She works at Sherri's Ranch Brothel........
Apparently cute younger white native english speaking thin girl next door type is too narrow to be a fetish.
Also I am under the impression ALL fembots are FAT or SINGLE MOMS.
ALL of them. See the problem :(
>>27623283
And there is no one off the internet, with those fetishes in my state, and I wouldn't know how to move JUST to find them, I don't want to move first, find them second, it's too big a risk.
>>27623435
They aren't all under that category. I would say try the /soc/ kik threads maybe and try to hide your sperg. I've talked to some nice females and males from them.
Or if you have money you could always get a cute younger sugarbaby if you want a girl who fits that category that badly. Who knows you two might even fall in love.
>>27623435
Money, fame, or astounding looks even while aging will do you well.
Every chad on the planet wants some cute thin girl who is even remotely interested in any shared hobbies. They're competing with each other, unless if you're truly something amazing you're not liable to stand out.
they don't exist anon, women are attracted to men with strength, it's evolutionary
>>27623435
>Also I am under the impression ALL fembots are FAT or SINGLE MOMS
Why does this matter? r9k is not a dating board
>>>/soc/
>>27623530
Soc is not a dating board.
Soc women are not going to fuck/date an autistic.
It matters because appearance matters, as it keeps you hard/makes you fall for someone.
Oxytocin, dopamine, vasopressin? Comfort? Opiate? Based on *comfort, based on attraction*
>>27623495
I already have too high a test to use anabolic roids. I'd send it way into the dangerous cancer causing stratosphere :(
>>27623462
I have gotten nothing but failure in them.
I don't want to hide the sperg, I'm so exhausted and it always comes out.
I dont' want just nice, I want a sexual attraction too.
I got an MBA but failed at getting money, or even a decent job.
I want a sugarbaby to settle for but i know I'll be sad because I am aware I'm paying for her and it'd be transparent, and she'd be in the shadow of so many..... others....
>>27623485
I'm just thin and supposedly average.
I calculated my life's value to 50,000$ at 25% via care credit (cosmetic medicine is all UP FRONT)
That's pearly white teeth, thick hair, youngest looking face possible for my age group, and cool sculpting/lipo (along with fat transfers/IPL/lasers)
I can settle for no shared hobbies. I've thrown away all other values. I don't care if she's dumb as a brick.... I don't want to have to try to groom jailbait, I couldn't live with myself, let alone the wait for 18 takes so long.
>>27623530
SOC. FUCKING. HATES. ME. WORSE. THAN. BRANDON.
AND I'M UGLIER THAN HIM. :(
I don't know how to be better looking and don't have the money and access to anabolics. I'd fucking give myself cancer or worse.
>>27623566
>I've thrown away all other values. I don't care if she's dumb as a brick
Maybe it is time for you to invest in a real doll. It appears that you only want someone for consistent sex. Find a pet to cuddle or something too.
>>27623628
All values other than being a real human being.
I want more than just sex.
Pets can't sex.
Real dolls can't cuddle, date, play games, go to a movie, hang out at an eatery, that kind of thing.
A just friend can't offer sex.
WHY IS THIS A FUCKING DICHOTOMY
WHY IS IT IF I NEED SEX TOO IT IS AUTOMATICALLY ALL I WANT AND I MUST WANT A FUCKING REAL DOLL?
REAL DOLLS AREN'T REAL, THEY DON'T LOOK OR FEEL REAL, THEY'RE JUST LIKE FAKE TITS. THEY DON'T WORK.
>>27623628
Oh and HI KATHERINE.
>>27622135
>>>/soc/23586127
To prove a point about fucking soc and the number of women to men and what those women look like? There is one pleasant, non angle shot I could bond to and attract to and get me over my former intense spergcrush.
Just one.
I really do need a woman that's literally into being obsessively fawned over/talked to/etc.
Just sayin. But since qt females get all the dick they want, since sexual economics AND economic-economics are both nigger rigged solely to women/the existing rich now....
>>27623709
Maybe you should settle for nice.
>>27623718
I do not understand this post
>>27623566
>Soc is not a dating board.
>Soc women are not going to fuck/date an autistic.
I had some women add me and i added one, why would i ever tell them I'm a virgin? We live in different countries too. Also I'm certain i don't seem autistic when i type. I also probably wont ever show my face.
Because why?
>>27623566
Okay, now we see your issue. You're a total autistic sperglord. With your mental issues it's no wonder you can't get a girl.
>>27623776
I had one add me once, I really liked her, I blew it. And worse yet she was literally the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, a oneitis...... god I wanted oneitis with her. But noooo..... incompatible personality/values or something, as usual.
I need to somehow implant a compatible personality into her body, or my friend Mati's personality into a compatible body. Mati's not ug, she is totes fuckable and all, I just can't monogamy her is all.
I wouldn't tell them, but sexual experience/social awkwardness would come up.....
I never got antyhing but fakes on contactfag boards btw.... or convos that stuttered out with chubby asians.
>>27623751
I can't sleep with date and marry just a personality.
I would like to sleep with more than cialis and ritalin thanks. You likely get to sleep with more than just a personality or a piece of plastic. Afford us the same "privilege", I will beg, I will plead.
But again I have no idea how to find women that value something other than economics in return for this, now do I?
So IU simply value economics as a mean to an end, money..... and I hate it, I hate it all. Their vagina, their firm breasts, their non fat, non disfigured, non deformed non child having selves, a gift to some man, to many men, just not to me.
So if it's not such a big deal, why's it so off limits? Why am I guilted for my sexuality?z Told I want just a whore? Why is romance "inside only:"? I don't see OTHER ROMANCES being INSIDE ONLY!
>>27623828
>I never got antyhing but fakes
how to know they are fake?
>>27622135
>older men
Plenty of women love older men due to daddy issues. But they want alpha, physically attractive older men.
>>27623828
Dude, you need a therapist. Everything about your posts screams "certifiably insane".
>>27623834
Uhm because most never answered and the rest blantantly deleted kik/stated they didn't post their kik to soc maybe?
>>27623845
i have a girl that hasn't answered me yet, you think its a fake? She/he added me.
>>27623843
As a physically attractive older guy, /soc/ is great for me to hunt young girls with daddy issues.
>>27623828
Not everyone gets what they want. Maybe you should settle for someone within reach.You might even grow to love her
>>27623844
Therapists can't do girlfriend therapy.
What is "certifiably sane:"? how does a therapist go to bars/clubs with me? Or read people for me? Or make me sexy and good enough since I am apparently not good enough? I thought therapists only did that cbt/dbt/lbqt bullshit.... you know, that talk and cliches and platitudes positive thought, work on your inside motivational psychobabble psychology textbook shitcrap.
You know that I can't spend or fall in love with? That isn't of any material value, and that nobody actually values? That kind of worthless intrinsic worth just "nice" because it walks on two legs upright shit?
>>27623855
I'm only average. I tried man, I really did. >>27623851
They added YOU. :P
I never get added ;)
>>27623843
I can't be alpha because my father was a beta, my cousins beta, my uncle a fucking beta married to a chink he knocked up in nam....
I have no alphas in my family, even the MILITARY MEN were BETA.
The only way to be alpha is to not need approval/validation but thanks to the autist brain which can not be medicated into nonautism - I need literal material evidence/to feel that something IS or I won't feel that it is. There's no other way to describe it.
>>27623855
But I'm just that guy who is "not that bad looking" as long as he "lowers his standards"
I have gotten this since I was 14 years old. If my test wasn't already so high, I'd just use steroids, but since it IS.....
And being "average"
>>27623916
I tried that.
I didn'tg row to love her and couldn't keep it up for her either.
I kept it up for the woman with the figure my type and the form my type. They were in the same age group. 21 and 20.
Katherine. Just fuck off already. I get it you got to have your sex and your fun and got to love the d.
I need a version of you without the kid, who also loves the d. Right down to the reasonably cute face adn the figure, but that shaves her cunt and showers regularly and all, okay? Okay.
>>27623916
This is not a WANT it is a N. E. E. D.
THIS IS THE NEED THAT TREATS MY MENTAL HEALTH AND MAKES ME VITAL AND WHOLE, MMKAY?
THIS IS THE CLOSET I HIDE IN AND CAN NOT TELL ANYONE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK I'M A FAGGOT OR CONFUSED.
AND REALLY I'M JUST NOT REMOTELY SEXUALLY AROUSED IN THE WOMEN I'M EXPECTED TO SETTLE FOR.
BUT I'M ALSO ROMANTIC AND CAN'T ATTACH TO A PROSTITUTE.
DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SPELL IT OUT?
I CAN NOT DISTANCE OR DETATCH ROMANTIC ATTACHMENT FROM SEXUAL ATTRACTION. THUS AESTHETIC ATTRACTION LEADS TO ATTACHMENT FOR ME, BUT WITHOUT ENOUGH OF THE FORMER THE HONEYMOON STAGE OF LOVE LEADING TO THE OTHER STAGES OF LOVE NEVER HAPPENS.
I need to fuck/date/marry my opposite I guess, for opposites to attract.
>>27623936
Dude, it doesn't take a professional to see you have major issues. A normal well-adjusted person wouldn't go on nonsensical ranting spree like that. Repeatedly.
>>27623966
Leave him alone man. He is a virgin at 35 I would sperg out too.
>>27623964
>emotes
>mmmkay
>stream of conciousness bullshit
You type like a whiny 20 year old that feels they are too old for this shit.
Try to have some dignity.
>>27623936
>They added YOU. :P
>I never get added ;)
i only posted my skype in the thread. Not even my face.
>>27623997
On the contrary, when I've seen an actual wizard on 4chan they have usually been rather well adjusted and rational. This guy is more of an exception. Wizard or not, people who have turned 30 don't generally behave as autistic.
>>27623964
Have you considered a transgendered male? I doubt you should have children anyways. I shudder to think about you rearing kids.
>>27624002
I think the more succinct way of putting it is "faggot". Fuck anyone who uses mmkay.
I really just want to see a picture of you OP.
>>27622135
http://www.vice.com/read/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
I'm not a fembot, but this is a good read into taking men's virginity from the POV of the woman.
My ex was one of those girls, she ended up cucking me with a better looking beta type guy
Its way better to just be fit and conventionally attractive than to attract damaged goods types...
>>27623966
Professionals can not "treat" or "cure" major issues. They invent them so that they can make money at my expense.
They are not my friend nor can they love me.
Oops?
Can they grow firm natural titties and let me touch and play with them without having to use a condom and not be plastic dogs?
>>27624002
I can't, dignity would imply I had dignity left.
>>27623997
I had two partners but only loved one and the second I tried to settle for/make it work but it was too obvious that she wasn't my type and she guilt/shamed me etc....
Simply put even a 21 year5 old woman with a chubbier build will not work.... I tried. It failed. I'd have ended up needing ritalin and cock pills to be interested in her, instead of women actually my type.
>>27624024
I'M ACTUALLY AUTISTIC. I CAN'T NOT BEHAVE AUTISTIC. I'MTIRED OF HAVING TO FAKE NONAUTISM FOR THE NONAUTISTIC WORLD.
And wrongplanet women are ugly and "deep" :( I need my fellow shallow people.
>>27624038
I'm not into faggots, sorry. Or men. Or men that wanna pretend they are women. UGH> I don't WANT CHILDREN AT ALL EVER.
Or someone elses. I shouldn't have to go without intercourse and INTIMACY for life with a HUMAN BEING I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AND CAN EMOTIONALLY ATTACH TO BECAUSE I DON'T WANT CUNT DROPPINGS.
>>27624111
She already took it. She's gone, witgh that guy who is naturally positive and optimistic and in her age group. Only after fucking going out of her way to *have me fall in love with hyer*
WHY SHE DID THIS IS ANYONE'S FUCKING GUESS.
>>27624095
Why, so you can make fun of me?
>>27624111
I'm only attracted to ac ertain type of woman. Basically kitkat but without the childbirth related body damages/changes. :)
Us ... types fall for the same traits we sexually attract to, so you know who is virginal or less sexually experienced because the numbers don't favor us, so we want more than just sex, but want just sex too.......
>>27624137
I won't make fun of you I just genuinely want to see what you look like.
>>27624113
I don't know how to be "fit" working out doesn't work for me, I only end up a little bit better body fat percentage wise, and when the diet is so anal you need adderall (and the adderal gives wyou more disorders, which put you on pulls that make ya fat and bald and sleep all the time and dickless.....)
>>27624162
Erm you're not named katherine and aren't any of her friends, right?
>>27624190
I promise if you do compound lifts 3- 4 times a week, one protein shake after working out, you'll notice how much fitter you are within a few months.
>>27623251
Yeah maybe that works if you're american so that there are people on /soc/ where you live.
>>27624248
I promise you I don't have the bodily strength and money for the diet for those compound lifts
or the motor coordination
or the personal trainer who won't just scream at me and tell me to go back to eating mcdonalds fattie even though I'm not fat
I will not be fitter within a few months.
my squat maxed at ninety
I HAVE DYSAUTONOMIA. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING SHIT IS?
>>27624249
I am, there aren't :(
>>27624111
>Michael Shepard
literally r9k
>>27624301
Shouldve said you had an illness before hand
>>27624190
No Im not and Ive never heard of that femanon before.
>>27624316
Too bad devirginizers/women that have the "values" of more than just wealth/sexual experience are ALWAYS FUCKING HIDEOUS.
like if personalities are beautiful in everyone let's just take it as this, right? Do you think all outsides are pretty? if you dopn't think all outsides or insides are pretty why amI mandated to find insides/outsides pretty I dont, But I might very well find ALL insides but not all outsides pretty and only be able to maintain sexual and emotional attraction/affection for the right outsides?
>>27624350
Yeah. I didn't know what I was struggling against or why I had to fucking fight so hard for such small "gainz" turns out trying to get cardiopulmonary stamina kept it at bay, at best.
but shit I can endure a 35 mg dose of yohimbine *like it is candy*, with 200mcg of huperzine A ffs...
>>27624350
As for why I can't put on muscle OR burn fat very well (well I am thinner - like 16-17% bf at 173 lbs onb a fat day) well starvation won't kill any fat calories but eating like a horse is beyond my budget and doesn't really elicit "gainz".
>>27624356
Alright well... she might go by other names. lol.
she's likely that namefagging anon that says they're my biggest fan, that or it's her oneitis.
add [email protected] if you really want the photo so badly, so you can troll me or say how I need to lower my standards or smile beter or blah blah blah.
I've heard it all before, and it doesn't help. And since counselors aren't get you more thjan just friends people, they're useless.
>>27624249
It is easier for Americans, yes. But not impossible for others. I'm actually European, and found my European gf there.
>>27622135
The thing about girls like this, is they have standards still.
For example they want a kind person. Not the kind of shallow bully that would frequent /r9k/. Sorry.
And anyone who thinks kindness is a useless trait you can shrug off - you are exactly the type I wouldn't date.
So essentially why would I go after an asshole who is also ugly and a loser. I'd sooner date a Chad, at least they are honest(?) But the most preferred type would be a cute, sweet, kind virgin. It literally makes me wet...
>>27624448
>Too bad devirginizers/women that have the "values" of more than just wealth/sexual experience are ALWAYS FUCKING HIDEOUS.
No, they're not. I've seen more than one devirginizer girl on /soc/ who has been quite hot.
They're about 35 years old, have 3 children, and are in poor financial situations... But even then they really want chad
There are women with Fetishes OP descried.
I regularly visit dominatrix's. I had 4 in my life time and in every coffee consultation I tell them im a virgin and they smile and tell me how they have a 'specialty for virgins'. Every session I had was good. The thing with the 4 I have met is that I cannot have sex with them. I'm only allowed to worship them and jackoff in a corner
>>27624608
I want to meet their standards. But I need to use anabolic roids to progress further. It's not enough to look thin/fit IN clothes.
You have to lok them OUT of clothes.
Kindness BY ITSELF IS USELESS.
THEY DON'T FUCK JUST FOR THAT UNLESS THEY'RE FAT/MOMMIES. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT.
You have no idea how many women I can NOT MONOGAMY who would let me, MONOGAMY THEM... itis just not there, it will never be there, it was not there for them when they were 18 years old.
>>27624639
I don't want to be re-devirginized to have her break my heart again.
And I met someone from soc, she only posted there just once...
And my god they're all in her shadow now, she was... my .... 10.
fucked it up because I'm a sperg.
And well, I have no oneitis to replace her, I tried my best foot forward but inability to read cues and all that....
>>27624608
I'm brutally honest and an asshole but also a hopeless fucking romantic..
It's just I need..... my oneitis. Not gonna lie. I'm not a bully, I'm only mean because I learned the world through transactionism, through my eyes, through my senses, through "stereotyping", since I can't find the exception to the rules for myself, I can't think in any other way but the "rules" as it were.
>>27624667
I hate dominatrixes, I'm not into humiliation.
I wish I could be dom but I'm too inexperienced and only into light dom like hair yank or bite maybe, definitely corsets, or little collars with ribbons/bells.....
PS can you go away you paid women to treaet you like shit and humiliate you. I hate you. I was humiliated enough for free.
>>27624639
PS Where are these women and I don't want to be just a notch on their bed/wall. Sorry.
>>27624608
>cute, sweet, kind virgin
They do exist. But you're right, not very likely to find one on /r9k/. You could find one on /soc/ . There are always virgin threads up. I'd imagine you could easily find a few good candidates there.
>>27624709
well we can be kind of cute, sweet and kind.... but that's the thing, I'm a born again, my first time didn't do it right, so she got my kindness only to refute me for being too mean/negative so she could sleep around more, have her fun, and be married by 22, and the woman after her just had chubby girl body/vag/titty shape and a bad face :(
>>27624707
She just said that she wants a kind person, not a shallow bully. How do you reply? By being a shallow bully.
>>27624316
kek. Yeah, he's definitely one of us.
>>27624778
Lol, this. And so you see why it's so useless for OP to ask where those women are. They aren't here.
>>27624667
Cuck supreme
(YGBSM, how is that not orig?)
>>27624778
I was NOT being a SHALLOW BULLY
WHY IS DEEPNESS SO IMPOSSIBLE SINCE SHALLOWNESS IS IN THE WORLD OF THE CONCRETE AND MATERIAL
WHY IS DEEPNESS WITHOUT ONES EYES OR HEART IN IT ONLY?
I DO NOT COMPREHEND THIS?
>>27624709
Also I'd have to lie about being a virgin desu....
They haven't even devirginized Brandon...
And they don't.... date.
And they're in my oneitis' shadow...
>>27624937
I actually think this is a trap so I'm sorry if you're a real grill :(
>>27624937
literal man face and 5 o' clock shadow. are you even trying??
>>27625013
Why is a fucking tranny in my thread :(
>>27624951
If you don't see how you were a shallow bully... then you are legitimately autistic. It's more than obvious to even robots why you will never attract girls. If one were to show interest in you, she would quickly run for her life once she sees what a maniacal psychopath you are.
Right here, I have a oneitis who is older than me.
>>27625040
I can't not be shallow.
How was I picking on someone?
Why is it considered bullying if I need to sleep with someone I am SEXUALLY ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO?
SHE GETS TO SLEEP[ WITH TONS OF THEM IF SHE WANTS, OR MARRY HER FIRST TIME.
>>27625040
NO I DO NOT FUCKING SEE IT I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH PSYCHOPATHS DON'T HAVE EMOTIONALITY THEY DON'T HURT THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T CRAVE ONEITIS IN FACT YOU'RE A TROLLING ROBOBULLY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AUTISM IS NOT PSYCHOPATHY
AUTISM IS NOT PSYCHOPATHY
YOU CAN NOT TREAT AUTISM
YOU CAN NOT CURE AUTISM
CAN THE AUTISTIC PLEASE HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING WITH SOMEONE WE CAN ACTUALLY BOTH FALL FOR AND SEXUALLY ATTRACT TO AND YEARS OF SEXUALITY AND JOY WITH THAT PERSON PLEASE?
WHORES KITTIES DOGGIES AND REAL DOLLS CAN NOT PROVIDE THIS.
I NEED SOMEONE TO THINK OF AND GET OVER MY PAST MEOW!
>>27625075
This... has to be a troll. There is no way this can be legit.
>>27625096
It's legit. I hurt that much. I'm not a mean bully I just can't be "real nice" I can only be "fake nice": the nice guy syndrome/oneitis nice that isn't really nice and I don't really get it until they give me the hint which makes me a douche, which makes me hate myself, but I can't not be a douche because it's so goddamn nigger rigged that if I don't like women for ONLY THEIR INNER BEAUTY I AM SHALLOW AND A DOUCHE AND WANT JUST SEX.
SOMEONE LITERALLY FUCKING RIGGED IT TO WHERE IF I DON'T GET AND KEEP ERECTIONS TO JSUT ANY PERSONALITY+VAGINA COMBINATION DESPITE NO NEUROCHEMICAL CHEMISTRY FROM MY BRAIN IT MUST BE MY BRAIN THAT IS BROKEN EVEN THOUGH OTHER WOMEN COULD MAKE THAT NEUROCHEMISTRY HAPPEN.......
I still blush/smile/sigh like a hopeless schoolboy when I get so much as a nice complement from an actual qt.... I mean in the "ur qt, I like you" kind of way.....
In the I want to buy you a life sized teddy bear, and move halfway across the nation and be your roommate etc. kind of way.
>>27625147
So why do you want something you're not willing to put work in for?
>>27625193
It's useless to try to talk to him. He's absolutely, completely insane. As in, call-the-white-coats-now insane.
>>27625193
Not put work in.....
cute.
Sorry the ten years worth of working out through bad motor coordination, dyspraxia, and a literal health condition nobody fucking understands and that I didn't know I have didn't count.
How about fashion? Look vnecks, okay fitting jeans, I can't really afford size fourteen to fifteen shoes that aren't from walmart now, or you know, I'd have a good pair of cross trainers (I still have some really formal shoes in the house somewhere but fuck they hurt, they're dress shoes)
I'm not sure what you mean by work?
Or how many years more you expect "work" without reward? I need the reward sooner rather than later. I'd at least like to have sex, regularly, to fall for someone, to not be so awkward I'm stuck with just a prostitute or mail order ugly russian bitch.
Okay? Okay.
She gets me to go to "therapy" if that's what you mean. If you mean "meds"? Only mocloblemide (which isn't approved in the USA) so I guess nothing. Aftera ll, with her in life, I'd be a lot less "depressed". Okay?
>>27625212
No. Call in the more than just whore/friend.
They can sane me. A woman's thin figure and firm breasts can save me. Okay? Okay.
Can I make this more clear that your therapies and your white coats are invasive disgusting dehumanizing and inhumane?
>>27625212
I'm only insane to you because I won't fuck/date/marry a real doll or the lower standard only.
Therapy /=/ love, cuddles and a vagoo and boobies I like naked with lights on, sorry. It's neither an emotional attachment nor sexual attraction.
It's a rent a friend, which is worse than a rent a whore, I mean whores can at least go out in public with you and help you find someone cute and read signals right, right?
>>27624934
Where ARE they?
they aren't on soc.
hell DANI MERMAID found me in poor taste.
of course I'm way too ugly for her even though she's a horseface major.
Which sucks since she's got it going on from the neck down, and has great taste in music and shit.
>>27622135
Doesn't exist
Women only like chads and submissive fetishes
>>27624162
My skype is [email protected] btw.
>>27625272
Post your pic here.
First of all you are way to focused on looks so I'd like to find out why.
>>27625279
Are you Vyro the dragon? If so: Die.
>>27625289
Because I can't turn on/get a hardon to only the inside.
I'm not posting it here. Sorry. I'll give you this much. I'm 6'2" and 1/2. I'm 173.5 and 17ish% body fat on a REAL fat day. And I feel like I got the genetic shaft in the face department.
But I wish I could at least find a skinnyfat who'd try reaqly hard at the gym with me who is okay in the face maybe a 5-6? 5-6 can pity a 4 in the face, right?
Because I can't fall for her if I can't attract to her.
You won't find out why, you will just call me too unattractive to focus on anything but working on myself or personality only. So no. That is not advice. That does not literal think/literal compute. I can't action a goddamn CLICHE.
>>27623213
>This is where autists are supposed to go.
No, it's not. It never has been, it never will be.
>>27625329
Are you even a virgin? If not why are you looking for a virgin taker?
>>27625342
WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO? I LITEREALLY HAVE NOWHERE BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING LEFTTARDED PEECEE FUCKING INNER BEAUTY ONLY ENOUGH FOR THE AUTISM PLACES.
>>27625355
I'm so inexperienced I'm virginal again. Basically my first time ruined the only thing I could have used to get an actual girlfriend/lover.
Oops.
Because I have so much inexperience, nobody experienced will actually sleep with me. At least that isn't looking for *stepdaddy* for their brats, or the love and compliments other men won't give them b ecuase they're old/fat/leathery from years of alcohol/drugs/fucking other men.
>>27625355
I don't expect anyone to understand. I can't fuck just a whore, even if they were to be rubber free and no stds.... :(
but they have stds and STILL charge 500$/hr. Etc. No intimacy at all, miserable..... cold.... distant. No pleasure in the sex because I can't emotionally attach and have sweet nothings and whatnots.
>>27622135
I totally wish there were a middle ground between prostitute and friend, and I don't mean "fwb". I wish it wasn't "you want just sex" or "you are shallow because you can't sleep with a woman and fall in love with her based on only her personality"
Like y'all aren't just floating personality spirit thingies without bodies anymore than I am, we aren't asexual/mystical spirit creatures, we are visual primal sexual emotional beings......
I need to be ME.....
>>27625461
You are nowhere near the league of the girls you desire. And if you dont want to fake it to get them then the thread is finished and you should give up. You are not a catch, you should be thankful you have anyone at all trying to be with you.
>>27625994
HOW DOES I FAKE IT WHEN AUTISTIC?
YOU ARE NOT TELLING DEFINITE STEP BY STEP COURSE OF ACTION TO PROPERLY BE PERMANENT FAKE.
PSYCHOPATHS ARE ACTUALLY FAKES. I CAN'T PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE NOT ACTUALLY PSYCHOPATH.
I CAN'T FAKE A SEXUAL ATTRACTION WITH NO SEXUAL ATTRACITON.,
I CAN'T FAKE AN EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION WITH NO EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION
I EMOTIONALLY ATTRACT TO SEXUAL ATTRACTION AND I CAN ONLY SEXUALLY ATTRACT IF I AM COMFORTABLE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED.
I LITERALLY CAN NOT FAKE IT PROPERLY. THERE'S NO BOOK ON IT. I CAN'T GOOGLE IT. NO COUNSELOR WILL IN PERSON HELP ME FAKE IT TO GET INTO THE RIGHT PAIR OF PANTIES LONG TERM.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T GET ONE....THEY JUST ARE FUCKING INADEQUATE AND POINTLESS.
>>27623435
They're judging you based on your age. They think you're experienced, then find out you aren't.
You're fucked mate. Mostly its you and your attitudes. You are not going to get your dream girl
>>27626383
I can't change my age can I.
I can't fuck not my dream girl and keep it up and love her. All I can do is just fuck her.
And she doesn't wanna be used or just fucked and won't do it.
And she won't fwb and console me as I sigh over my real type and love me anyway.
I CAN NOT HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE TO BAD STIMULI.
PRETTY = GOOD STIMULI
SAGGY/FAT/UGLY BAD STIMULI. YES IT IS JUST LIKE THAT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
SO TIRED OF BEING IN A CLOSET. NOT BECAUSE IM A HOMO FAGGOT BUT BECAUSE I WONDER HOW NICE LANDON'S TITTIES WERE WHEN SHE FIRST MARRIED HER HUSBAND........ GOD EVER SEE SOUTHERN CHARM? OR WHEN SHE WAS 21! OR CAMERON AT 21. GOD MAN WHEN SHE WAS REAL WORLD QUALITY........
and they're like way outta my league not even my type but...
I NEED TO BE A CATCH BUT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE A CATCH TO BE RICH?
>>27622135
A friend of mine is like that. She has a thing for teenage boys, preferably shy and inexperienced ones. She likes to be in control and shit, it makes her feel safe/comfortable.
Her current bf isn't a teenager, but he is a numale leftist and a literal cuck to boot. He has to put up with a lot of shit though, I'm not fucking around when I say she wants to be in control.
>>27626422
I'm 36 and I'm double booked on friday, that's my problem, not sure how to go about it
You're too stuck in your ways, you've got to go with the flow and don't be so fussy, you can't afford to be at this point. Give without expecting to receive (within limits)
>>27626505
I would love someone that does not mind guiding/in control, though I'm the exact refverse of a teen.
>>27626535
I can't sexually attract to what I am not sexually attracted to.
Give without recieving? I'M NOT A FUCKING PRIEST
IF I WAS A FUCKING SELFLESS TYPE AND COULD DO THAT I'D HAVE JOINED A CONVENT.
I can only give selflessly for actual return in exchange, like I'd spend a life in charity works in third world shitholes - for the right female in return. Yes, really.
I can't just not be fussy and go with the flow. The flow won't get me hard/not gross me out, even with booze in me :( it's literally not arousing OR romance inducing.
I need to be able to afford to be fussy
or to somehow magically come up with a way to be a goddamn dynamo in bed, but how do I do that without using a woman, but how do I even sue a woman if I'm completely uninterested because I"m not sexually attracted enough to even fuck her WITH A VIAGRA?
See the problem, sex requires desire, it requires interest in her, and that requires *sexual attraction*
Besides a gross pussy is something mortifying, cute female pussy is something I'll want to eventually learn to go down on....derp.
You're allowed to start obsessing over them once you've fucked them, before that is suicide
>>27626505
Eww @ super leftist/wtfever a numale is.
>>27626615
You have to lower your standards or you're going to be like elliot rodge. You're obviously not much of a catch yourself
I don't have a virgin fetish in particular, just one for inexperienced men. I finally have a boyfriend who is inexperienced, he's 27 and he'd never dated before me. It's so fucking exciting. He comes before I've even take his pants off sometimes. I see God in that come.
>>27626685
Now if I could just find someone like that. Only in my case she needs to like a guy who would actually go a long time.
>>27626665
I will Elliot then. I can not get horny for or fall for the low standard.
It won't happen. i need firm naturals, and thin. and well not a completely puke revolting face? I need a fall, an attach, a oneiotis.
>>27624608
>you are exactly the type I wouldn't date.
Lol nobody ITT wants your roast beef
>>27626725
>I will Elliot then. I can not get horny for or fall for the low standard
Get v& faggot
>>27626947
She sounds like a nice person. I probably would enjoy sex with her. On the other hand, no girl will ever want you, and you will die a virgin.
>>27626976
Alllllllrighty then you giant fucking troll. Yes that's it involuntarily lock up someone who hasn't because of what they say on a mesage board.
Go fuck yourself It's not my fault your pigs made fucking whores only legal in one state, and tehy have too many clients and cost 500$ an hour
but fucking goddamn Elliot Spitzer? 5000$ a day rubber free attractive college girl.
Do you have any idea what a giant fucking hypocrite you are?
Also faggots like males.
>>27627103
>Go fuck yourself It's not my fault your pigs made fucking whores only legal in one state, and tehy have too many clients and cost 500$ an hour
You're such a faggot, holy shit.
Just use backpage and fuck your choice of woman for max 200/h
I did it when I was 18 and have done it once a month since.
Also, stop being poor, faggot
Cops have bigger things to worry about than some autist trying to get his dick wet.
>>27627144
I don't want a prostitute or stds.
I can't intimacy a hooker. I'm just a client, the same reason rent-a-friends (aka therapy) doesn't work.
I can't stop being poor. Nobody will pay someone enough who can't handle tight deadlines and extreme multitasking. Unfortunately I'm social sciences/humanities/business smart but MATHS DUMB.
We can't all be fucking rain man.
>>27627263
I will sleep with you and give you intimacy. Or, I can try. I'd love to sleep with a robot for money so that I can continue to NEET in a comfortable way. I wonder how possible this is.
>>27627365
The main problem is that robots aren't likely to have much money. In any case, you left out an important detail: are you fat?
>>27627365
I am not rich, so you can't. But if you would just work a normal job with me/be my roommate?
Or hell if I get lucky...... and you're not like fat or gross, maybe I'd let you mooch on me, you can't have the place a mess though?
And yeah dont' be fat/old/single mom, thanks.
>>27627433
I'm not going to get a regular job, I'd rather kill myself. I'm 5'4 and 100lbs, cute grill and want to be NEET while I am young and kill myself when I'm old. I think I'm too socially anxious to be a regular prostitute though.
>>27627839
Tried looking for a sugar daddy? There are threads for that on /soc/ .
>>27627925
I always stayed away from that board, but that's a good idea. Thanks anon. I'm afraid of being scammed somehow, but anything is better than a regular job. And the only thing I have going for me is that I'm pretty and a girl.
>>27626725
Its very simple. You are undesirable, if you aren't able to lower your standards then you are doomed. There is no solution to this, there is no right answer, if you are not able to lower your standards then you get nothing. You have shown in this thread how insufferable you are to be around. You aren't entitled to anything whatsoever, you have no right to affection, there is no justice, there is no balance.
Either take the viagra and live your unsatisfying love life, or shut the fuck up and be alone. There are no other options for someone as obnoxious as you.
>>27627988
It's worth a try. Nothing lost by exchanging some messages with potential sugar daddies. You can quickly enough tell who are fakes or insincere. Obviously avoid the ones who only ask for nudes right away, talk to the ones who seem sincere.
Saying this as a sugar daddy who lurks those threads.
>>27627925
>>27628026
Nobody will teach me how to be desirable. Why is there no solution. There must be a way to be desirable or NOBODY WOULD BE DESIRABLE
THERE IS A FAT 34 YEAR OLD REDDITOR WHO IS MARRIED TO SOMEONE MY FUCKING TYPE FFS.
HE'SBEEN FUCKING HER SINCE SHE WAS 19.
THE VIAGRA AND BOOZE WILL NOT WORK TO FUCK HER YOU IDIOT.
I WOULD LITERALLY ONLY BE SLEEPING WITH A GODDAMN BOTTLE OF SPEED AND DICK PILLS.
I NEED JUSTICE BALANCE AND TO NOT BE CALLED ENTITLED
ALSO HI KATHERINE/BEARD!
>>27628026
my unsatisfying life costs so much money to get the whore to fuck me I can't have that much, they don't offer intimacy.
fat chicks/old chicks just are so unfuckable i can't fuck them WITH a viagra, you missed this.
>>27628026
WHY ARE THERE NO PROFESSIONALS TO MAKE ME NON UNSUFFERABLE AND SEXY AND FUCKING FUCKABLE. COUNSELORS GET FUCKING PAID. WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT. THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE BEING PAID FOR. DUH.
I CAN'T NOT BE OBNOXIOUS BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY TO TRICK SOMEONE INTO LIKING ME FOR MYSELF. NOBODY WILL TRAIN ME IN THE ARTS OF MANIPULATION AND GUILE BUT I'D HATE MYSELF ANYWAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIND CUTE SEVERELY OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE!
>>27628073
But desirability comes from a base level of charisma, of which you have absolutely none. It can't just be taught that way because even if you had a checklist of behaviours, your base personality would still make you undesirable. Which is why the only person youd ever have a halfway decent relationship with is another autistic girl who looks similar to you, but as you've said 100 times, you cannot lower your standards so you are still doomed.
There will never be justice. By being a 2/10 and expecting people nowhere near your league you are entitled. If you refuse to accept how low in social standing you are and still think you deserve more than your equal then theres nothing that can be done.
The feeling you have towards old fat single moms is the feeling girls get when they spend time with people like you. Except they probably feel it stronger due to all of the SUPPRESSED CAPS LOCK RAGE.
>>27628073
He has something you don't. Figure out what it is and try to become more like him. He wasn't handed his wife on a platter, he did something to get her.
>>27628127
The whole point of self improvement is that it comes from YOU. The reason you dont understand it is because you're autistic. The professional's job is to pose questions and challenge you, your job is to put in the leg work and improve yourself. Nobody can cure you.
NO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT BE OBNOXIOUS BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY YOUR PERSONALITY. FEEL BLESSED IF PEOPLE WANT TO SPEND TIME NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU FIND THEM.
>cute
But you aren't at all cute, so why would you get cute?
>>27628305
but THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY TO INCREASE CHARISMA.
IT'S A STAT SET IN STONE ISN'T IT?
I CAN NOT BE MORE THAN A 2/10 IF NOBODY WILL TELL ME HOW.
I AM TOTALLY WILLING TO ZWIVEL MY WAY TO MORE THAN 2/10.
I CAN NOT FUCKING FAKE HIGH SOCIAL STANDING
HOW DO I FAKE HIGH SOCIAL STANDING SO I CAN FUCK MORE THAN WHAT MY EQUAL IS
HOW DO I BE HIGHER NUMBER
WHAT ARE THE HIGHER YOUR NUMBER PEOPLE PROFESSIONAL CALLS?
GUESS WHAT I WILL ALWAYS FEEL THAT TO THEM AND THEY MAKE MY COCK SHRINK UP AND DIE AND MY HEART HATE THEM BECAUSE ALL IT NEEDED WAS TO TOUCH THEM WHEN THEY WERE FUCKING THIN OR HAVE THEM GO TO A DAMN GYM AND A FUCKING LIPO SESSION.
I'D TOTALLY GET CRYOLIPOLYSIS. HOW ABOUT THAT?
BUT YOU ARE NOT SAYING HOW TO NOT BE OBNOXIOUS/NOT BE MORE THAN 2/10. WOW YOU GET ONE POINT UNLESS YOU ARE SUPER /FIT/ FIT FROM A 1. YIPPEE THAT'S SO MUCH INCENTIVE TO WORK HARD FOR PUSSY WHICH IS LOOSE, GROSS LOOKING BEEF SNATCH AND LOOK AT TITTIES SO FLOPPY I SIGH WHEN I SEE THEM WONDERING WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE BEFORE THAT BABY.
>>27628340
Yes, he knows how to groom a liberal woman when he met her at 19 and she was into older men. He was able to fuck ugly girls to get his experience but break their heart without it affectinghis social cred or reputation in order to fuck enough of them, use enough of them, get their consent enough to have a firm young 19 year old start fucking him with nerd ren faire type animu geek interests because he can seem all worldly and cultured and like like, diversity and shit.
But I have to fake the smart people likes and stuff. I don't like culture or diversity at all, i fucking hate the shit.
>>27628374
"comes from me"
i've already self educated and worked out to my maxim
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND FURTHER IMPROVEMENT BECAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I NEED HELP IF IM ALREADY AT A PLATEAU
IM TIRED OF MORE CHALLENGE FOR NO GODDAMN REWARD NOT NAMED ADDERALL YOU FUCKING FUCK
THEN TEACH ME HOW TO BE ATTRACTIVE ALREADY
>>27628374
you are not HELPFUL
COMES FROM ME
IF ME KNEW HOW TO MAKE ME IMPROVED TO BE FUCKWORTHY ME WOULD ALREADY BE FUCKWORTHY TO SOMEONE I COULD GET HORNY FOR ANDFALL FOR AND ATTACH TO
AND NOT BE HERE. DERP
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE GIRLS WHO ARE IGNORANT WITH DADDY ISSUES FEEL THAT I AM WORLDLY CULTURED AND INTELLIGENT DESPITE BEING COLLEGE AND GRAD SCHOOL EDUCATED.
>>27628340
he didn't go to the gym, he was cnfident but what would have happened had she rejected him? He'd still be "confident" but with an ugly old chick in his age group. He got lucky. he had a 35k a year job and lots of debt.
>>27628444
AT THIS POINT IM NOT TRYING TO HELP YOU IM TRYING TO GIVE YOU A REALITY CHECK. IM TELLING YOU YOU WILL NOT GO UP IN NUMBER BECAUSE OF THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO AT THIS POINT IN YOUR LIFE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE WAY YOU ARE. YOU ARE DOOMED. RE-PRIORITISE YOUR LIFE.
>>27628552
REALITY REALITY ALREADY SUCKS.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP TO TELL ME HOW SHIT SHITTY THINGS LIKE SAGGY TITS AND INNER BEAUTY ONLY AND BASTARD CHIOLDREN ARE
MY LIFE PRIORITY?
I CAN NOT REPRIOIRITIZE ANYTHING BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONE AND ONLY THING THAT IS FUCKING HAPPY.
YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE WITH YOUR SPEECH, TRY STATING IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING THINGS THAT AREN'T PRIORITIES PRIORITIES. ROMANTIC LOVE = PRIORITY.
