Obligatory>tfwnobf thread
>>27621931
there's no fags in straya cunt. at least not outside melb and sydney
>>27621931
If you're a girl I'm in new zealand if you want to fly over and fuck
>>27621965
i am literally proof that that is a lietfw not a grill ;_;
>>27621931
This sort of crap is why everyone thinks we're just shitposters.
Females can ALWAYS find a guy who's DTF
>>27621995
THIS
The only kind of girls who don't have a bf in Australia only are bf-free because they don't want one.
>>27621995
Yup if you're atleast a 5/10 you can ask any men on the street and there's a 60% chance they will say yes
>>27621977
IM A GIRL IN NZ
>>27622020
>kiwi girls
only girls by legal definition desu
>>27621965
As a melbfaggot-faggot, I can confirm.
>>27621995
B-but we are just shitposters desu
>>27622020
Awesome what city are you in?
Who wants to move to Ballarat with me?Please no raep
>>27622132s-some raep, doe
>>27622132
Do you get any abbos in the main cities? Isn't auz like 90% chinks
>>27622162
They're around, but they live in their own suburbs like Redfern. In Canberra they've set up a "tent embassy" on the lawns of old parliament house.
>>27621965
i'm a brisfag and i can tell you that is not true
if anyone
S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y
here, post an email or skype
Any qt fembots or traps in Melbourne?
Good to see my aus brobots active
>>27623155
Melbtwink here, not a tarp. Only really into other smooth qts doe
Been a good day today today
>making dem warframe gains
>get my rp trap ploughed proper
>got a new lewd commission
the only downside has been a likely hot-air faggot on grindr who offered a vague "after 5" and who I now doubt will get back to me
>>27623133
the last time I did that the only guy who added me was from brisbane :^)
>>27623366
Hai again anon, did that other guy end up facefucking you yet or what?. Also, comission? got any sample of your stuff?
>>27623368
i'll add you if you're not a creep :)
>>27623389
nah, I should of grabbed a solid time. Being vague gives a nigga wriggle room to back out without sounding like a bitch. I could get messaged at like, 8 but I doubt it. As for the comms, trap/shota content is heavily policed outside of /b/
who /adelaide/ here
Does anyone want to be friends
>>27623455
Could link it, instead? two of my favourite things so you've got me curious :p
>>27623514
https://static.f-list.net/images/charimage/4350840.png
>>27623539
pretty good, anon.
orig
Op's probably that same dumb cunt that posted her amazon wish-list and wanted some guy to buy her things. The thread reached 400 replies, stupid fuck didn't even know how to create a PayPal account.
>>27623155
Gal but I'm not ever going to speak to you outside of this thread
>>27623813
Why are Australians such fucking newfags?
>>27623813
I'm not even a girl, you people are fucking dumb
>>27623821
Got anything to talk about while we're in this thread? You follow the cricket?
who /Melbourne/ and want to go out for a mischief run.
22/m/straight/will smash your face in with my fist if you try anything gay
>spray paint
>throw rocks at trains
>throw firecrackers around the city
>run away from the pigs
>>27623863
where in Melbourne bruv
if you're in the Glen Eira area i'll come along
>>27623863
wanna suck muh dick tho, anon? no homo, just help out a bro
>>27623934
deer park, like 40 minutes away.
I also want to stop by the local macas and clog the toilets.
>>27623937
I dont think i want another assault charge for belting some fuck up again, tqb. No thanks my man.
>>27623863
>mania sets in
>time to go for run
>...up a hill and I just ate
>walking back
>throw up on someone's front steps
>walk 20m down the road
>throw up on the next neighbor's steps
>Start purging myself to do this on a few more houses
who here /central coast/
ill drive up to sydney to hang out with u fags if u wanna head to spawn point bar or something
im going down to canberra on the anzac day weekend if any of u homos wanna hang
>>27623445
by what definition?
I'm not very good looking so I'm probably a creep :^)
>>27624008
>central coast
>robot
think we're a rare breed. do i kno u
>>27623955
Jeremy?
original comment
>>27624105
what part of coast r u from
>>27624181east gosfordyou?
>>27624188
get fucked cunt me too
i probaby know you
>>27624179
nah way off my man.
>>27624192
>>27624188
whats ur name lad, i have to know you
>>27624204
2noided2post here
>>27624179
Dude is this Chris haha?
Fuck man I know this guy who uses 4chan and you totally sound like him and this website is pretty underground so you're probably him haha
also
>tfw my dealer is all out of weed
feels bad man haha
Anyway, anyone else 4071 here?
>>27624220
[email protected]
post pls
>trashed car
>back to commuting an hour and a half to get to uni
JUST
>>27624220
dude my name is luke too
send me surname
>>27624229
sentttttttttttttttttttbloxbloxblox
>>27624225
I hate how this board got taken over by faggot normies.
Sydney here. I will be anyone's bf no matter how ugly or fat if you're a girl and I mean it. I'm a 6'3 white male reasonably fit.
>>27624225
>tfw my name is chris
>>27624225
nah man not Chris
>>27624260
Luke king?
Top kek dude
you're dating that davison chick yea?
>>27624286
oh you sure man haha?
anyone else sydney here haha?
Also, OP are you still willing to be my girlfriend haha?
I like how many fembots are using this subchan now haha
>>27624285
>also a chris
were we all destined for robothood?
Are there any Sydney robots interested in working together to stop being losers/sheeps?
Im not asking for friends, just someone who also wants to stop being a loser and interested in achieving this together
I think meeting in person will eventually have to happen so anyone interested must be within 45 minutes travelling distance from Burwood
>>27624333
Perhaps.
Are you at-least another /mischief/
>>27624328
haha haha haha hahahaha haahahahah ahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahhahah hahahahahah haha
Forgot pic >>27624353
Jbfd
>>27624302
>dude is too noided to post his name here
>tells you it in private
>you post his full name here
nice guy
>>27624260
why aren't you replying now dude
i already know you're a normie and i've met you
just respond pls
>>27624353
I've seen you before, you are autistic, if you're going to do something with someone you have to be friends.
i live literally in the same street as him haha
fkn weird man
I've been hating Australia for a while now. But I must admit, this is one awesome nation.
>>27624396
>friends
What do you mean? You FUCKING NIGGER I have no concept of friends, desu senpai
>>27624387
I was the guy rolling around in the red S13 lol, ring any bells yet?
>>27624387
because i'm not from east gosford, i made that name up, i actually had no idea there was a real luke king in that area, and now i kinda feel like a douche for unknowingly throwing some poor sod normie under the bus lol
/goldcoast/ reporting in
parents back after a few years overseas now I will be properly living at home again
kill me, the dream is over
>>27624450
and dumbfaggots like this tard think hes a robot.
>go to psych ward
>tall, attractive, aggressive, schizophrenic, paranoid chad still getting the girls
>still getting preferential treatment from female nurses
>still bringing sluts in to hang out
>this place is supposed to stop you wanting to kill yourself
>>27623133
http://steamcommunity.com/id/trappu
>>27624468
nice deflection lad, ill see ya this weekend at beery
>>27622020
L O N D O N N
>>27624494
Hey wanna team up and become chady?
Who here /MountIsaQLD/
>>27624353
Hashfield. 15 minutes
http://steamcommunity.com/id/trappu
>>27624531
>become chad
I'm ugly and short and mentally fucked up.
Not only that I have no desire to be chad, it's a disgustingly shallow life.
>>27624517
lol, i actually really like the idea of you approaching this dude and creeping him the fuck out by trying to have a winkwinknodnod conversation about /r9k/
also fuck ya mackey
>>27624553
Bundaberg. Know your feels.
>>27624609
What's the real estate like there? Thinking of buying a house (maybe near Gin Gin or Bucca) soon
>>27624590
soz was out for a smoke
silvia gave it away ;)
>>27624690
>>27624590
So u gonna tell me who you are or?
Flick me a Facebook msg if you're so paranoid haha
>>27624737
>east gosford
when did you move from ourimbah or whatever
THIS IS WHY FEMBOTS SHOULD BE BANNED!
>>27624775
I didn't lol
Just live out that way a few days of the week with a mate, all my shits still at my mums house
you actually in east gos or?
>>27624792
>ausfag general
>fembots
>>27624807
>tfwnobf thread
>ausfag general
?
>>27624839
is there really a difference?
>>27624839
its a gay ERPer, not a woman
anyone in perth want to hit crown for late night blackjack
I actually wouldn't and I can't handle the idea of doing something with someone but blackjack is the only game I know and sometimes I think it would be fun wasting a few dollars there.
I did it anons!!, I found a qt twink teenon grindr who's begging or my cock
>>27624982
worth trying grindr?
>only looking for traps tho
>>27624982
go fuck it and send pics then
>>27625025
>>27624982
tru, got anything to share so far?
i want some teen supreme~
>>27625005
Depends, city? There's a few trans on there but they have the pick of the litter so, unless you're hot, hung, or both good luck. I've had some success though
also>he cross dresses
>>27625090
>>27625055
forgot to link that.
>>27625103
>>27625090
>hot
>hung
>:)
>>27621977
where abouts in new zealand?
>>27625129
Helps that I have a nice twink body, and that because I'm small it makes my 7" cock look pretty huge.
>>27625179
hmmmnnngg i want some trap ass.
who newcastle here?
any qt twinks wanna fool around in king edward park?
Killing it so far this year. Attend uni like 50% of the time, had 4 assignments due within three days and did all them and only one was submitted late.
This time last year I went weeks without going to uni and didn't hand in countless assignments.
Man, why are all the fags on the chans traps/femmes or only into traps/femmes. Tfw no masc handsome caring older otter bf/fwb.
>>27625340
Because those kinds of men can compensate for a whole lot of domo arigato, Mr roboto by physical allure alone. you don't see many sexy non-traps on /r9k/ wondering why guys don't want them
>>27621977
whats your Skype anon?
ORIGINAL CONTENT
>>27625340
Otters are rare-ish, older/masc/bears are a little more common I guess. Also, desu most of the femmes/twinks in the aus threads are just me, I spam a lot. I think there's only a few of us regulars really.
>Wake up feeling shit, shower water hurts by skin
>Back hurts like fuck on the way into work
>Have to end up coming home early like an asshole
>Doctors only had 1 appointment at 3:40with a doctor that almost killed me through negligence when I was 5
>Didn't get home until 5
>Chemist people were reluctant to give me the good cold and flu stuff and I don't know why
>Play PS4 Booby Ninja game all night>tfw no giant boob ninja gf
>>27625377
>>27625501
I'm actuallypretty okay lookingbut I'm socially awkward, anxious, depressed, and generally shit at life, such that I feel the need to come here to feel a sense of belonging/acceptance. Surely there must be some non-twink/femmes in the same kinda situation.
Also, bruh,it's not just you, /cuteboys/ is flooded with those types.
>>27625570
I mean cuteboys is dedicated to it, it's in the name. Also, not in an overly different boat, besids from the fact that my body is too small and I'm too thin to pull off any other look than the twink one desu
http://www.baka.com.au/business/arrium-lenders-reject-gso-capitals-12b-bailout-plan-20160403-gnxhwe.html
wew lads gonna be out of a town to live, where to now?
Adelaide here. Consumed robitussin and smirnoff. Family guy on channel 7 new eps are shit. Wish I could find some weed.
>>27625635
What style robo do u buy?
I wanna robo trip but freak out and can't find it
Post bottle pic fan
>>27625591
>>27625591
yeah, but my point is that /cuteboys/ is the only (thriving) gay chan community. that look/type is all there seems to be any demand for among chantards. there seems to be all types of dudes on /hm/ but i feel like that board is 99% populated by normies who use it exclusively and there's no community there anyhow, just pics. /lgbt/ is hopeless of course. just don't get why gay/bi+robot=femme-twink/trap or only into femme-twinks/traps
Also, why is there this apparent need for your appearance and demeanour to fit into one of a few stereotypes in order to be desirable in the gay community? Can't you just be small and thin andbe yourself?
Darwin reporting in, I don't go back to work until Wednesday.
Who /nt/ here?
Are NZanons allowed in this thread?
>>27625794
Probably the shittest place to live lad, fuckin coons and shit
>>27625772
Well, to be clear I am being myself. I'm like that, and I also just so happen to like smooth guys and stuff. I also like being smooth and cute, I guess, honestly the main thing is just how much time and effort is shaving everything below the eyebrows. But yeah, you're right in that the gay community is very driven by stereotypes and appearance in general.
/Adelaide/
I hate myself and want to die.
>>27625548
>Chemist people were reluctant to give me the good cold and flu stuff and I don't know why
Pseudoephedrine I think
>>27625869
Actually it isn't bad hey. Yeah, the coons are shit, but it's a nicer, quieter city. Basically a larger Townsville.
>>27625737
ONLY buy Robitussin "Dry cough forte".
If you buy any dxm prodcut for recreational use, make sure the only active ingredient is dxm (robitussin dry cough: good to go).
Most chemists only have this product somewhere near the prescription drug counter; go to the counter, ask for the "dry cough robitussin" and if they have trouble finding it (many of the workers seem to be oblivious), tell them it's the bluish one.
If they ask you what you are using this medication for (this is rare in my experience) tell them you have been having trouble falling asleep at night due to a tickle in your throat; you can't stop coughing. If they ask if you have lots of phlegm say no (phlegm warrants a different kind of robo)- whatever the case, insist that you want the dry cough because it has worked in the past. [they seriously don't even care. I've walked into a chemist and been asked "the usual?"] that said, try not to go to the same chemist within the same month if you're buying this.
Have you read up on dosage, effects, etc? Be sure to read around on erowid. Look at the FAQ. Don't stress about overdose you will vomit long before you poison yourself, but the psychological effects of this drug can be EXTREMELY intense. Seriously, if you haven't tried psychedelics or anything before, please read up on some trip reports. While chugging cough syrup portrays an image of lighthearted idiotic fun, it is way crazier than anything your sober mind can possibly imagine.
>>27625966
I'll read up after work tomorrow and going to the chemist
What's your guide to your favourite doses and stuff?
What's the taste like? Do you just use a measuring cup to measure it or?
I'm rly excited man
WHO MELBOURNE HERE
>>27623821
know anyone from cranbourne?
>>27626278
I melbouren here, moonee ponds
>>27626278
WHO GIPPSLAND HERE?
>TFW nobody probably lives on my side of the state
>TFW I'm a lonely ausbot.
GET REKT FAGGOTS
what are you talking about, robot? totally original.
>>27626387
hey at least our boys aren't a bunch of cheating shitskins who need to bribe the umpire to win
>>27626387
>>27626443
>Sports
That's such a normie thing to care about
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27626443
Right. Why cheat when you could just play dirty?
who /balt/ here
>>27626382
is that near narre?
>>27626443
>our boys
I don't want to be this guy >>27626450 , but do you really think Dave Warner gives a fuck about you whilst he's sipping coldies at his 7 million dollar Coogee mansion?
>>27626506
No dude it's way out East. Towards Warragul.
>>27626510
yeah not everyone's a psychopath like you
>>27626532
>yeah not everyone's a psychopath like you
Ok? lol . Drop round Dave's now and see if he wants to hang out.
>>27626520
i got some hot chick from tinder in the east area but i hate that area
>>27626584
How far out East? I'm near Tralagon which is pretty dam far.
What do you hate about it exactly? The abbos? The Vline?
>>27626572
There's a difference between being a patriot and doing that you retarded shitstain, don't think you can play games with me cunt. No wonder you're stuck on this board if you're that fucking cynical fucking loser.
t. Norman
>>27626630
>Feels genuine comradeship with sports stars
>Believes supporting corporate entities is patriotism
>Believes the victory is his as well due to sharing a nationality
lmao. C'mon lad, don't be such a pleb.
>>27626774
Don't put words in my mouth cunt. I don't know what kind of mental disability you think supporting your national team makes you a "pleb". You must be a real fucking fun guy to be around at parties. The difference between me and you is that while I'm proud to be Australian and show my support to our sporting representatives you're proud to be a shitcunt wallowing and whining on your internet hugbox. You really think you're going to produce anything meaningful here? Maybe if you grew up and stopped being such a narcissistic, self absorbed cunt who starts arguments on the internet you'd see that there are greater things than oneself. Grow up.
>>27626081
>What's your guide to your favourite doses and stuff?
So basically with dxm there are 4 "plateaus."
As in, if you take X amount, you can expect certain mild effects. If you take Y amount, you can expect completely different, more intenese effects. If you take Z amount... You have no idea what's coming- this is fucked.
So when you read about robo you will hear about 4 distinct "plateaus."
1st plateau: energetic, mild psychological effects. "Wow this is cool!" (Personally I don't even expereince this plateau much at all)
2nd plateau: this is a dose requiring a decent amount of naseau tolerance. The syrup tastes absolutely fowel, I promise. If you are new to drugs this stage will probably hit you as quite a staggering shock. You will see your usual experience of reality in a very strange, new perception. Interseting/fun sensory effects such as visual "chopping" and changes in weight/gravity.
3rd plateau: possibility for complete dissociation from your usual pereception, lucid dreams, amazing visulas, weird encounters and realisations, feeling like you are in a void. Can be VERY intense. Will almost definetely have some memory loss of the experience.
4th plateau: MEMORY LOSS. Similar to 3rd plateau but so intense as not even to be compared.
Use this link to calculate a certain plateau: http://dxm.darkridge.com/calc.html
But honestly don't stress too much about dosage, you will see what's right for you. Start low-ish. Just make sure you have an appropriate setting- no interruptions from parents, etc.
>What's the taste like? Do you just use a measuring cup to measure it or?
Absolutely fucking fowel. There's lots of guides out there but I am surprised how little of them mention GINGER. Cont.
>>27627016
When you chug robo, you want to chase it immediately with something that will kill the taste. Ginger is epic for this, and ginger also calms the vomit reflex triggered by all the drugs and artificial sweetner in your stomach. Ginger is gross, but it is a kind of gross that makes other groseness (robo) barable.
You can do it 2 ways.
1) take big sips. Take a sip, eat some ginger (or at least something to block out the taste like an apple/lolly/wtv). You want about a quarter teaspoon of ginger just to fill your mouth with the taste and get rid of the syrup-ness.
2) (my preffered method) chug a whole heap at once. Munch a big piece of ginger. Try to get a whole bottle in at once, if you're doing a big dose. Wait til you don't feel sick any more (the drug should help with this) to proceed with any more chugging, and, ofcourse, chase with ginger. The syrup won't feel nice in your stomach for quite some time, but it should get better- keep eating small pieces of ginger or wtv if the taste keeps coming up but don't overdo it.
>>27627036
Btw I just snap off a thumb size of ginger at woolies and buy that for 50c.
>I'm rly excited man
Great :) just don't worry if the experience isn't what you expect it to be, or if it turns out to be negative. Bad trips are scary and can feel really significant even when they are over, but you will be ok. Anyway, just watch what is happening and have fun lol.
>>27627050
>>27627016
>>27625966
me gusta baw0s
blux
>>27626923
>Being this angry
lol ok lad. Go Sports Ball team!
>>27627069
Did you srs need a blawx for that post? XD bless u.
>>27626923
>sporting representatives
>internet hug box
Oh sorry anon... I will transfer to ur bugbok immediately!
night has continued to be decent
>random grindr match/s have proved I need to screen people
>lewd rping has gone as well as can be expected
I am heading to bed soon. Pop some asmr and /comfy/
>>27622132
I am already in ballarat
>>27626278
Melbourne boys how do I get you to date me
>>27627866
come to sydney
nnice ddubs
im not australian, but i recently met a slut from australia who took my virginity
thank you based aussie girl
