>kill myself in front of my oneitis
>blood everywhere, brains all over the wall
>she screams
>scarred forever
>never forgets me
>even years later she still has nightmares
>sometimes visits my grave to ease the horror
whem i wach a comercal for a ceral
i want a ceral
so magen mself eaten it
I fantasize that I'm a young teen being haunted by some kind of monster under the bed that molests me but also acts as a kind of guard dog.
>realize I'm the strongest member of the household despite being beta as shit
>gods of /fit/ must have blessed me with the gift of zyzz
>I could kill everyone in this place at any moment
>>27621754
new mene
>>27621686
I fantasize that I'm dead so I don't have to experience this harsh reality anymore.
too bad I lack the conviction to end my sad and miserable existence.
somtim drem bouta poney
>>27621754
mef 2 broder
i want to choke on my university colleague's big saggy tits!
poenloo
become invisible
>>27621953
already living it, dude.
>>27621968
No, actually invisible. I'm pretty tall etc so I stick out, and everytime I go out people always look at me, and I get abuse more often that not for being fat, too. Just wanna exist.
>>27621875
there's a girl in my class who's 6'3" and busty nd i want her to smother me to near-deathand kick me in the nuts repeatedly
>>27621686
That is the most passive aggressive thing ive ever read. I bet you get quiet when you get angry huh?
ahhem
My number 1 fantasy is to have the power to make other people shit themselves with my mind.
People make me mad sometimes, so it would be nice to just kind of look at them and they spontaneously get this rancid hot tar diarrhea in front of their friends or gf/bf. For smaller transgressions, I would have their bile duct go hyperactive for a while. For petty insults, I would give them wet farts. I've given a lot of thought about the comedic value of urinary incontinence bestowal, but it seems like a cruel punishment with little merriment or catharsis to offer me as the judge.
I've always fantasized about having telekinesis and making people cum in public without them knowing what's going on.
