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Would you prefer to fuck an egg or an apple?
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Would you prefer to fuck an egg or an apple?
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egg if cooked
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>>27621373
wtf is wrong with that egg? why is it fucking yellow
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>>27621373
I bet apple has a dick, so no thanks
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Tamago, Ei, Huevo, Egg.
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>>27621422
...have you never seen a brown egg in your life?
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>>27621422
That's how a free range chicken egg looks. They're a bit more expansive but the chickens aren't shoved into boxes their entire life.
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>>27621373
apple
why would I want to fuck an egg
not even scrambled, I don't feel comfortable with egg on my dick

apple would be nice, my dick would smell like apple

would you rather smell like egg or apple
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>>27621422
uh, anon... i..
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Oviposition is a fetish of mine, but only when the eggs are softish like fish eggs.
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>>27621422
you have never seen an egg that looked that way..
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>>27621422
No wonder this world is going to hell, you eat shitty non organic eggs
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