Would you prefer to fuck an egg or an apple?
egg if cooked
>>27621373
wtf is wrong with that egg? why is it fucking yellow
>>27621373
I bet apple has a dick, so no thanks
Tamago, Ei, Huevo, Egg.
>>27621422
...have you never seen a brown egg in your life?
>>27621422
That's how a free range chicken egg looks. They're a bit more expansive but the chickens aren't shoved into boxes their entire life.
>>27621373
apple
why would I want to fuck an egg
not even scrambled, I don't feel comfortable with egg on my dick
apple would be nice, my dick would smell like apple
would you rather smell like egg or apple
>>27621422
uh, anon... i..
Oviposition is a fetish of mine, but only when the eggs are softish like fish eggs.
>>27621422
you have never seen an egg that looked that way..
>>27621422
No wonder this world is going to hell, you eat shitty non organic eggs