>I love you too, anon
>but we can't be together, we're just too different
>It's like we're from two different worlds
>I hope we can still be friends
>>27621254
If I ever stop being a poor piece of shit I want to buy a fish tank and fishies
>You have a crush on little old me?
>haha
>ahem... well... i'm very flattered, anon
>but ummm i'm not looking for anyone right now
>dates chad 4 days later
>>27621254
Start as friends
Say you want nothing serious
Say you just want sex
Get pussy locked down for years.
Remember, women want affairs and they want to feel slutty but confidentially. And pour on the compliments like its valentines day everyday.
There you go. Pussy all day. Go and get laid.
>>27621377
This so bad.
Happened to me with a girl I thought was into me. God bless mixed signals
>>27621463
>And pour on the compliments like its valentines day everyday.
currently dating a woman 21 years older that me and this is truth.
>>27621377
When women say that what they mean is they need dick asap with no strings attached. Women really arent into the disney princess romantic archetype. They really do want to be pushed over and pounded occasionally. Never tell a woman you want to fuck that youre looking for a "real" relationship until after you had sex and only if they mention it first. Let me put it this way. Its easier to get sex than it is a wife.
>>27621463
but it's a fish, anon.
I don't think they live that long
>>27621549
Is that her?I've been thinking of trying my hand with a flirty cougar at the thrift store
>you agree
>you maintain your distance
>you meet a less attractive girl
>you settle for her
>first girl gets jealous and buttmad
>>27621795
no i would not post my milf on here. my milf is a skinny vegetarian who does yoga. though she is a bernie supporter. oh well
>>27622112
How many kids does she have?
Is she into kink?
At least she's not voting for the cunt.
>>27622395
4, but 3 are grown and have already graduated college. she has a lot of pent up kink from being married to a passive beta for so many years.
>>27622466
Sounds hot.
What do the kids think of you?
How hard is it to get the one out of the house?
