There's a parallel universe where anime girls exist and they're suicidal because you don't exist.
>>27618609
>that parallel universe is 3D
Best thing I've read all night, and it ends up being about anime girls.
Step it up /r9k/.
>>27618609
>there's an anime where anime girls are suicidal because you don't exist
Would this suffice
>why aren't REAL boys sedentary, lazy, petulant, paranoid, reactively fearful, and avoidant?
>2d is pig disgusting!
>>27618643
>We're 2-D to them
>>27619149
>An anime girl has masturbated to me
>there's an alternate universe where there's cute cripple girls playing visual novels about romancing cute awkward boys
>you're her favorite
That's a shitty parallel universe. Who in their right mind would give a fuck about our earth and the autists that inhabit it?