You have 45 days to stop being single or you will be Transformed into an animal
what animal would you be and why?
i think i like to be a reaven becouse that bird is cool af
Send a reaven to castle black
>>27618383
>>27618466
>A R E A V E N
>Reaven
>REAVEN
>>27618383
The only thing we can be are frogs, robot.
A brainless retard with a hot mom
>not being a lobster
ishugddt
Wolf or Bear. Not the "lone wolf" edge either, I just like wolves.
>>27618503
Aren't frogs really stupid?
a house cat with a nice family
>>27618503
thats fucked up anon frogs lives on the swaps and are ugly
>>27618555
>Implying we're all not idiots here.
If we weren't, we wouldn't be here in the first place.
Bengal tiger
>inb4 chink
no they're just cool ass animals
or octopuses
Man.
Man is the animal.
>>27618555
>>27618571
Pepe, robots. We're all frogs deep down.
>>27618571
>implying most of use aren't ugly
>implying swamps are not one of the coolest fucking places.
>>27618574
whats up with you Cherny? would you be a frog to?
>>27618555
nice trips wolf, i also think wolfs are cool
i would be a beautiful seagull
I'd be a stupid fucking frog of course.
>get reborn a bee
>live in a hive with cool bee bros
>females are bitches but that's fine
>meet the queen
>have sex with queen
>climax
>die
Was life worth it?
>>27618383
>mfw I won't be an animal
>Never going to be a bear
The truth is that you'd all be fluffy ponies.
Fluffy ponies are like robots; hated and abused, although all they really want is huggies and wuv.
>>27619035
shit anon that comic make me feel sad
>>27619168
If you really want to feel sad, check out the child abuse thread. A lot of people there got treated just like that fluffy...
>>27619735
I think there's nothing wrong with spanking, but so many people seem to take it overboard
>>27618555
>trading being a beta in human society for being a literal beta in a wolf pack
Literally nothing fucking changes.
...
I saw this post and didn't understand why everyone picked animals.
>I'd just get a gf in the 45 days
No need to REEEEEE, I know I don't belong here. I'll let myself
>>out
>>27618383
Probably some kind of bird, because then at least I would be important
>>27619955
If I recall a beta for wolves simply means not alpha. You can still have a mate but you're just not a leader
I'd want to be a tiger, tigers are cool.
>An awoo
>>27620201
G-Garfield?
>>27618601
>le poseur XD
a golden retriever in an upper class new england family household
>>27618383
I would rather be a ghost but that's not an animal.
I suppose a hippo would do nicely so I can be a lazy and strong asshole.
>>27620256
Not like Garfield though. I want to roam in the jungle and climb trees.
I'd be the most beautiful thing in all of the Animal Kingdom
>>27618383
A whale
>>27620391
Oh Christ, that made me feel uneasy.
>>27620441
It's okay containment devices were invented
>>27620487
>those thighs
>mfw
>>27620505
>being this low test
Are you gay?
>>27620534
Given the choice between those two - I'm an asexual.
>>27620595
But, they're both so sinfully delicious
Sea turtle. Lives a long time, has a mobile home, and can swim pretty well.
>>27620364
very important animal
>>27618383
Lammergeier
I'd be a pampas cat.
>>27620760
I've seen this called the "fedora of birds"
>>27618491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0
That one eagle that throws goats off of mountains.
It'd be fun.
>>27620788
I was liking that bird normie autists jerked off over it.
>>27618590
You will be harvested so chinks can eat your penis.
A magpie.
>Fly to UC Berkeley
>Hang out in front of most popular fraternities/sororities
>Spend all day swooping Chads and Staceys.
>>27620870
Mine could feed a whole family
>>27620904
>when you realize that belongs to a human
I may have been shocked when I was wet behind the ears
>>27620858
Jerked off over what?
>>27620929
It's sad. there are simple therapies for genital issue like that, but people don't do them. pic related
>>27620983
You bastard.
But really, how do you fix an asparagus dick?
>>27620983
I FEEL THAT HOLY SHIT MAKE IT STOP
>>27621029
Well you can fix the tight foreskin but that thing has a fucking wrist I'm not sure what to do about that
>>27621029
heat therapy, you heat the foreskin to loosen it up, and then pull. keep repeating this process until loose.
>>27621069
>>27621117
I was mainly referring to the fact that it's about the thickness of my index finger.
Oh well, at least they make cocksleeves for that size.
>alien hand
Pangolins seem chill
>>27621178
>tfw your dick is so small your toys don't even feel good
pic related
>>27618383
i'd be a fuckin worm inside some qt's poop
>>27618383
If I become a dog and then knot a human will I turn back into a human?
>>27620817
kek
>>27621291
thats better that a fucking frog anon
I would gouge out the eyes of Muslims and Mexicans, slowly making America a better place.
>>27621332
No but you will make that human your bitch.
