>Go up to podium
>"Welcome everyone, I hope you're having a good time, and I also hope the bride and groom have a happy long life together.
>walk away from podium

That's all I got for ya OP.

>>27617450
just copy one from google and modify some names and shit

rely on anecdotes, tell stories of when you first met the groom and "how you knew you would be best friends for life", or tell the story of how you felt about the bride when the groom started dating her.

These tend to be very common. I can't make you a good speaker, but I can help if you give me a little to work with.

>>27617545
Would that work? How long is this shit supposed to be?

>>27617588
Well the person in question is my father...

>>27617910

Okay, so talk about how you first felt when you met your stepmother to be. Tell times you truly saw them in love, your favorite memories of her, etc.

>>27617450
https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/3mb1vn/lpt_how_to_give_a_quick_impromptu_speech_or_toast/

inb4 >plebbit

My brother's going to marry a fat chick in a month. What can I do to fuck up their wedding?

>>27618081
fuck the fat chick
you'll lose your virginity too, 2 birds with one stone