>If you're gonna stare, you can at least put some lotion on me
The thumbnail looks a whole lot better.
That being said, I would still wreck that milf.
>>27617360
>Milf
She's like 19 tops
>>27617339
are people really attracted to this fat fuck?
inb4 low test beta
>>27618788
I would pound the fuck out of that ass, never tell anyone, and never acknowledge her if I bumped into her in public.
>>27618827
Most guys would do this to be honest
>I am fat, unhealthy, and gross looking
>what can i do to improve?
>I know! Ill get a tattoo!
Just fucking why? Why do girls think the same methods men use to attract women work the opposite way around?
>>27617339
>That ass will never sit on my dick
>I will never creampie her while she rides my dick cowgirl
why even live?
>>27617538
Are you saying 19 year olds can't already be mothers?
>>27618857
I think it's some form of solipsism, a failure to acknowledge a reality outside of their own experience. They are attracted to a certain thing, so in their minds, that thing becomes attractive as a general rule.
>>27617339
>this thread again
>just alter a few words and it's considered OC
the robot is useless
>>27617339
>whales can speak and need sunblock?
>>27618912
maybe tats and piercings make a man more interesting to a woman, but IT DOES NOT work the opposite way around
A fat girl with tats and piercings changes nothing. I wish theyd understand that.
>>27618843
No dudes i know would give that tub of shit the time of day.
>>27618906
Go to any porn site right now and search the word milf.
Show me how many of the results come up with a 19 year old.
>>27618912
Wow, it's almost as if you're doing the same thing.
>I find tattoos unattractive
>my distaste for tattoos should be the general rule
>>27619000
he never fucking said that
>>27618857
Tbh, i don't think it works for fat men either.
>>27618984
Did you not miss the part where he said he wouldn't admit to fucking her and ignore her completely in public?
A lot of guys would and do fuck uggos and landwhales without telling anyone.
>>27619000
That's a huge fucking strawman.
He didn't even assert an opinion on the matter you're talking about. He was literally just trying to explain the mindset of fat whores who get tattoos.
>>27617339
Can I apply it with my tongue?
I better make sure your asshole gets a thorough lotioning too, I hear that's a real problem spot for sunburn.
>>27619011
>>27619087
>they are attracted to a certain thing
>so in their minds, that thing becomes attractive as a general rule.
>they are unattracted to a certain thing
>so in their minds, that thing becomes unattractive as a general rule
Oh, I'm sorry. I see where I was wrong in my making the obvious connection.
>>27618912
Solipsism mixed with the 'If you can't make your mark on the world, leave a stain' mentality.
>>27619040
Are you just assuming it was the same anon?
I'm sure some do. I've never seen any of my friends ever give a girl like op the time of day, even while piss drunk. I know i wouldn't.
>>27617339
How does it feel dicklets that you will never satisfy this ass your tiny cock will never even reach through the ass.
>>27619210
Man...that dick is getting out of control.
In the immortal words of supreme shitlord Paris Hilton, that ass "looks like a big garbage bag filled with cottage cheese."
>>27619030
it actually does
if a fat guy can pull off tattoos or piercings it increases his sexual value immensely
i do not make this shit up
women love novelty
>>27619261
It almost long enough to fuck some of the 'thick' girls these thirsty betas chase after.
>>27619309
No it doesn't. A fat guy with tattoos is just a fat guy with tattoos. It may work in some hillbilly areas where everyone is fat.
Tattoos = low class
>>27619345
you understand very little of the normie world bro
its considered artwork if its good
>>27618889
>cream pie while she rides cowgirl
Nigga do you even know how sex fucking works
>>27619345
>>Tattoos = low class
Lol
>>27619374
Nigga please. There is no such thing as a 'good' tattoos amongst truly cultured people. The same way as there is no such thing as a profound bumper sticker.
>>27619410
Truth hurt? The higher up you go socioeconomicaly the fewer tattoos you're going to see.
>>27619540
>Truth hurt?
Ha
>>27619540
>all the famous rich performers are covered with tattoos
>some of the richest people on the planet
Lol yeah d00d
>>27619513
Straight from the useless neckbeard who has no job. Take it from him guys.
Now hes gonna lie and say he makes alot of money.
>>27619540
This is undeniably true.
The only rich people you see with tattoos are celebrities, other than that, tattoos are mostly seen on the less than desirables.
>>27619566
Kek. This anon thinks garbage showbiz nonsense is the same as upper class culture.
>>27619601
>tattoos are mostly seen on the less than desirables.
Don't get cheeto dust all over the keyboard now.
>>27619566
Somebody has tattoos. Way to think that one through anon.
>>27619601
Desirable in what way?
Most guys with tats are frequently get pussy.
N O V E L T Y
Oh let me guess. You think women prefer the good guy with a good job. Yeah, they prefer his money dumbass.
>>27619628
Kek. Tattoo retards use the same move as christcucks?
>>27619610
>upper class culture
Here here, good sir.
>>27619658
All of my upvotes.
>>27619640
They get stupid sluts. Who cares?
I'll take education, career, and not looking like some stupid hillbilly incapable of excersing foresight or suspended gratification for the rest of my life.
>>27619628
I'm typing this on my phone and I haven't had Cheetos in almost a decade.
And what he said is right. The higher you go up the socioeconomic scale, the less likely you are to see tattoos. Celebrities get away with it because their lives depend on selling themselves as trendy and cool.
Aside from that, you only find tats on whores, the poor, and niggers.
>>27619658
Because its the same deal. You think youre superior to everyone despite being a fat loser. Your opinion means nothing to anyone, and here you are spitting out bullshit like its fact.
FACT: Tattoos attract women
FACT: Tattoos are becoming acceptable in alot of jobs they wouldnt be before. I work in a hospital.
FACT: Your girlfriend (Implying) loves tattoos. Shed suck my fucking cock. How does that make you feel?
>>27619701
You can post all the pics you want.
You've already volunteered for your retard branding.
>>27619716
>>Aside from that, you only find tats on whores, the poor, and niggers.
Couldn't have said better myself.
>>27619713
All women are "stupid sluts"
I really hope you figure this out sooner than later. They are all attracted to the novelty of dumb shit like tattoos and piercings, no matter what they say.
>>27619716
This anon knows what's up. But once you're indoctrinated into the tattoo cult, you're pretty much stuck for life.
>>27617538
She has a kid.
>>27619798
So much truth in this thread.
Best of Reddit here we come.
>>27619798
Like I said I already have a well paying job. The hospital makes me cover them up, but thats whatever. Im still educated and I still make cash.
I would wreck her, OP. Like I'm an ass man and god fuck honey she had a storm cummin
>>27619732
You're resorting to fantasy attacks. I'm in great shape.
Smh. Tattoos are for the lower classes. They're the mullet you can't eventually cut.
Not interested in your ridiculous fantasy defense.
>>27619774
This is really the best you attention starved clowns can come up with?
>>27619732
This guy ^ yes
>>27619829
The neckbeard photos aren't hiding your shame.
>>27619866
>>27619898
>>27619925
So what tattooed guy "stole" your "oneitis" you betacucks?
>>27619866
So what makes you think Im not in good shape?
You think I disregard my health? Not a chance faggot. Yes, you can attract women with muscles because thats novelty. Just like tattoos. Dont you fucking get it? Novelty is what attracts women to men. Youre a fucking cuck if you believe anything else
>>27617339
Found her. She's @tallula_moon on Instagram
I'd still fuck her until my dick falls off tho.
>>27619833
Yeah I'm sure your ink is gonna look sweet when you're 50.
Learn the difference between accomplishments and cheap attention.
>>27619833
Being an outlier doesn't invalidate what the actual statistics show.
>>27619829
Apparently the morons have been triggered.
Do you have a Jesus tattoo and as such are doubly triggered?
>>27619953
Tattoo guys cut my grass and shit anon.
>>27619961
She looks like a fucking Muppet.
If any man had her face, he'd almost certainly be single for life.
>>27619963
Its good work. Itll look decent when Im old, and Ill pay to get it touched up when it finally starts to fade a couple decades from now.
>>27619983
Lets see those statistics. Just so you know, almost all of my male coworkers are fucking decked out in tats.
>>27619954
Muscles aren't a novelty.
Tattoos are.
>>27619961
Fucking disgusting.
And shocker......tattooed.
>>27620022
>muscles arent novelty
But they are. /fit fags build their bodies up to a point thats not natural and 100% novelty. Being unnaturally muscular is just another faggy way of attracting women just like getting tattoos.
>>27619983
Exactly. And he probably thinks something like orderly or nurse = good job.
>>27620008
You and your coworkers are less than 1% of the nation's population.
Your entire populous of your city doesn't even amount to a full percentage of the nation's population.
People are awful at figuring out statistical averages and tend to believe their personal perception of the world is closer to reality.
It really is rare to see tattoos once you go above middle class.
>>27620081
Courtesy of anon from mom's basement.
You tell him. Who needs tattoos when you never see the light of day?
>>27620066
Or it means you have discipline and a strong work ethic.
Any retard with a couple hundred bucks can get a tattoo.
>>27620100
>>It really is rare to see tattoos once you go above middle class.
You really don't leave your bedroom, do you?
>>27620004
>>27620051
You could just try to ignore her face or just do doggy. Her body looks fine to me tho. She's thick, borderline fat. She's at the point where I'd still fuck her with no hesitation.
>>27620104
Again, your argument required you creating a fantasy scenario. It's nonsense.
>>27620126
Why do you keep attacking my character instead of addressing the claims I'm making?
I genuinely don't give a shit if you or anyone has tattoos. You seem offended that upper-class society generally isn't that openly accepting of tattoos in their stratosphere.
>>27620100
Not in California it isnt. Where do you live? I havent seen the whole world, so maybe I dont really know, but plenty of successful employed people here are covered in art.
>>27620122
Just because women are stupid enough to think you got those muscles through hardwork and determination doesnt mean I do. All of you fucking /fitfags roid like mother fuckers. Cheating sacks of shit. Dont act like you put so much effort in. ANYONE can get a gym membership and workout. ANYONE.
And no, good tats are way more expensive than that. Lots of people learn that the hard way.
>>27620126
No he's right. Once you get into the real upper classes (ie: not the most affluent guys in hick towns) tattoos are rare.
The poorer and/or fatter you go in this country the more tattoos you're going to see.
>>27620134
She's a disgusting sack of flab. Get your eyes checked.
>>27620181
Just because it's common where you are doesn't mean it's common.
Outside of liberal bastions, tattoos are most commonly seen on poor people or Chad bros and loose women.
>>27620211
post a pic of your gf
original
>>27620176
You're not very bright. The tattoos where probably you're best option.
>>27620236
>loose women
please provide an example of a woman who is not loose. You seem to know alot of girls that arent complete whores. For some reason you think they exist. Please provide proof.
I love nice fat asses
>>27620264
>Please provide proof of every girls' sexual history
>checkmate!
Holy fuck. I don't even know how to argue against that, m8. You win.
40% of people 18-29 in the US as tattoos.
The percentage only grows every year.
As the boomers die out, so will the weird, nonsensical, bias against tattoos.
I get why you guys who are so militantly anti-tattoo are so easily triggered. It must be scary having the real world not reflect what mommy told her good boy what was good.
>>27620176
>Why do you keep attacking my character instead of addressing the claims I'm making?
What else can they do? They're in this moron club for life.
Oldfag here. Most of the people I know over 30 with tattoos openly regret them, and the ones who don't secretly do.
it's a moronic trend that preys on very impressionable, very young people.
There really ought to be at least a 25 year old age requirement.
>>27620312
What percentage of the total US population consists of 18-29 year olds?
What is the largely the socioeconomic status of that 40% who have tattoos?
>>27620296
Take your sick fetish elsewhere. These women are fucking disgusting.
>>27620363
In 20 years those same 18-29 year olds will be 38-49 year olds. More than 40% of them will have tattoos by them.
Of the 18-29 year olds 20 years from now at least 60% will have tattoos.
The weird misconception against tattoos are dying out.
>>27620312
>As the boomers die out, so will the weird, nonsensical, bias against tattoos.
Nope. Educated people are always going to be less demonstrative and more reserved.
Low class cultures will always seek out loud cheap forms of attention.
>>27620376
hey friend, how does it feel to be gay?
>>27620405
>The weird misconception against tattoos are dying out.
Nope. It's going to be this weird blip in culture, suspended in time. The millennials with their bell-bottoms that you can never take off.
And if you think the next generation's fashion trends are going to be the same as their parent's....you need to think harder.
>>27620405
You didn't answer any of the questions I asked.
You just posted more facts about that percentage you stated.
What percentage of the US population is 18-29?
What is the general socioeconomic status of 18-29 year olds in the US?
>>27620413
You don't see the difference between >>27620413 and >>27620296 ??
>>27620296
is an unshapely round mess
>>27620413
is great
>>27620413
How does it feel to be a bottom feeding scumbag?
>>27620464
>The millennials
You are a millennial, /pol/ kiddo.
As much as you want to belong to your grandparents backward ass generation you never will. They are a dying and leaving you behind.
>>27620464
Tats have been popular among various sub cultures for a very long time now. You gotta be pretty stupid to think they'll randomly go away all of a sudden. We're talking about a trend thats been trendy for like 80 years
>>27620496
Nope. Gen X. You're again talking out of your ass to try and create your argument.
>>27620512
There is no argument. /pol/ kiddos are irrationally obsessed with tattoos and I think it's hilarious.
>>27620496
>As much as you want to belong to your grandparents backward ass generation you never will. They are a dying and leaving you behind.
Kek. This retard thinks the millennial's kids are going to want to emulate their retard stamp fashion trend.
>>27620545
When do you think tattoos started? Last year? They've been around BEFORE your grandparents. They're gonna be around for a long, long time
>>27620507
>Tats have been popular among various sub cultures for a very long time now
Nope. Unless the subcultures you're referring to are sailors, convicts and carnies.
Tattoos were illegal in NYC as recent as 30 years ago.
You sound like one of those tattoo industry shills trying to reinvent history and indoctrinate 18 year olds.
>>27620525
I literally have never been on pol. Everyone I know with half a brain thinks tattoos are trashy.
>>27620618
>Everyone I know with half a brain thinks tattoos are trashy.
Never tipped so hard in my life.
>>27620598
Why wouldn't those subcultures count? Maybe that is what I was referring to. So what? The point is they aren't gonna just go away like other trends. They're gonna always be attached to some kind of culture
>>27620588
Nigga plz. Go look at pics of rock stars and pro-athletes (yet alone average citizens) from the 1960s (hell even the 70, 80s and part of the 90s). Get back to me with how many tattoos there are.
Tattoos are A TREND.
>>27620640
>They're gonna always be attached to some kind of culture
Yeah, low class culture like sailors, carnies and convicts.
I'm old. I've seen it with my own eyes. the current tattoo trend started in the mid-late 90's, and already has reached it's apex.
When I was growing up only very shady people had tattoos.
>>27617339
Y-yeah sorry Mom.
>Tries to cope a feel of her pussy lips while making it seem accidental.
>>27620657
Well they started tattooing in 1846 so I guess no one started actually getting them until just now
>>27620688
Thats a good thing for people who are getting tattoos now. That will make them more novel and therfore more attractive.
>>27620697
>cope a feel
>>27620702
Yes, we know. Some sailors, a few bearded ladies and some Indian tribes tattooed are whatever.
Fine.
This current trend is not some continuation of an ancient culture. It's a fashion trend. Period.
These days you stand out more if you don't have some flower inked on your arm. I'll keep myself tattoo-free so I don't look like a tool.
>>27620749
Whatever you say man. They'll still be around even when they aren't popular anymore
>>27620720
Doubt it. It sure will date the millennials though.
>>27620791
Yes. I'm sure they will remain quite popular in the prisons and carnivals of this world.
>>27620769
>I don't look like a tool
Too bad the facade is broken as soon as you open your mouth.
>>27620826
Why so angry? Are you trying to justify your terrible decision to ruin your skin with a quilt pattern?
Tattoo people want cheap attention, but don't want to be judged as the kind of people who want cheap attention so they try to obfuscate it with some bullshit about 'art'.
>>27617339
>he unirinically wants a belly gf
> doesn't want the god-tier /ass/-gf
Silly robots, when will they learn?
>>27620946
>god-tier
Nigga, clean out your eyes. There is literally nothing god-tier about that fat slob.
Thirsty betas are the worst. baka.
>>27619774
is that fucking vivvav
>>27620999
>Thirsty betas are the worst. baka.
you just outed yourself as a thirsty beta with that
you couldnt even successfully pretend to be a normal person for three sentences
YOURE JUST AS PATHETIC AS I AM
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER
