Who here applied to become a janitor to clean all the shit threads off this board?
Things I would remove:
>fembot threads/obvious female attention whoring = deleted
>/soc/ tier rate me shit = into the trash
>trap/faggot threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /lgbt/
>rose/eliza/whatever worship threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /b/ and to develop some taste
>obvious racebait/BBC/cuckold threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /pol/
Anything else I missed?
>>27617236
that's mod powers retard
>>27617236
everything that triggers me = deleted
i hope you had the good sense to apply for some foodstamps too.
>>27617236
>>rose/eliza/whatever worship threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /b/ and to develop some taste
You're the hero we need
>>27617236
would you do it for free?
bloxybloxnigger
>rose/eliza/whatever worship threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /b/ and to develop some taste
Seconded.
>>27617236
The fembot feels threads are containment threads, retard.
>>27617256
janitors can remove threads and submit ban requests to mods
>>27617272
>>27617320
they are truly cancer
>>27617281
the good feeling of cleaning the scum off this board is my payment
>>27617321
No they're not.
They're beacons that attract unwanted tourists to r9k.
>>27617341
Oh. Maybe you're right.
>>27617236
I agree with everything. We also need a tripfag inquisition.
BUMP FOR AGREEANCE
>>27617236
DO EET MADAFAKARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>27617236
why shouldn't there be fembot threads
>>27617269
Pretty much this.
This will only serve to provide more arbitrary moderation of this already shitty board.
I made a thread that wasn't shitposting and generated actual discussion and it got deleted.
>>27617236
i'd like to believe I have better things to do with my life than clean up shitposts on 4chan
to even apply would be an acceptance that my life will never get any better.
Braaap threads
tick tock threads
>>27618543
i have this problem too, mods/janitors have an irrational hatred of trips. every other thread I make, even if it's just a train thread or something else totally within the rules, it gets deleted, and often I get banned for some bs reason too
OP is doing gods work, may op be remembered this day as not a faggot.
>>27617236
>tfw was a janny back in 2013
>tfw spent hours of my day deleting spam and cp
>tfw quit after a few months because you little shits wouldn't stop making fun of me for eating hotpockets and not being paid
>>27617321
Newfaggot detected. They are recent cancer
Same as you bro, the fembot feels is a heresy, you can't even compare with a true robot.
>>27617236
You'd be a good janitor frogman. I hope you get the job.
>>27618992
Nigga you are the one dragging down this board. Kill yourself.
>>27618623
>irrational hatred of trips
Everyone hates tripfags and its not irrational.
>>27617236
I hope you get the job man. You could be our saviour.
>>27617236
Pretty sure thats just MODS... BUT those fucking "Red Pill xxx"
>>27619044
>>27619044
You can't handle my long sentences and obscene spacing?? Very well then. Good DAY to you sir
*saunters off with nose in the air*
>>27619117
And because of faggots like this the only Tripfag I like is 54m50n
>>27617236
Removing everything other then /soc/ tier is why you will never be a janitor.
This board is essentially /b/ but somewhat higher quality along with the fact that all comments must be OC.
This board is not a wizard board. It's users are populated by wizards.
To quote from the sticky:
"/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively."
So, You want to enforce board culture. And it says right on the janitor page:
"Janitors ARE NOT...
Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only and personal motives should never influence deletion. They are objective, not subjective."
What you want to do is enforce unwritten rules. Thus you will not become a janitor.
