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>tfw not an alpha usc football player
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>tfw not an alpha usc football player
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>>27617080
>tfw not brain damaged by the time I turn 24
I don't see a problem with this
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>they will never finish a game and get to the locker room to find your freshly shaved body tied to the shower in a micro-bikini with your virgin boypussy and twitching phimotic cock waiting for their monstrous alpha dicks to annihilate you
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>>27617080
>alpha
>third string
That's not true.
They are beta in comparisonto the guys who get on the field. They probably even had to pay to attend USC.
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>>27617124
>ironic fags
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Daily reminder that pre game fluffer girls are a real thing.

These guys probably smash tons of girls who volunteer to sleep with the entire team to hype them up before every game.
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>>27617148
Definitely walk ons from the area. They're nothing compared to the tyrones who are starting.
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>>27617175
pls b real
I need this to be real to destroy the last amount of remaining hope I have left to fully /ascend/
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>>27617080
They're pretty dreamy

>k-kind of homo
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>>27617175

How many dicks do these girls take before games?
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>>27617355
Here the pic
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>>27617173
Fug that gif spooked me
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>>27617080
>lifting up shirt to show off abs
How sissy
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>>27617340
It's not, but they do have girls at the schools that sleep with recruits. Whatever it takes for the team man, even if the chick has to fuck a 17 good nigga.
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>>27617366
>token nigger chick

layl

also dibs on 3 & 5 thank you.
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>>27617366
>3blondes
>3brunettes
>tokennigress
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>>27617148
>>27617225
You jelly faggots wish.

Those three white boys are members of a d1 team, USC no less.
They will graduate with a diploma.
They are white.
They are male.
They are definitely Alphas.

Most of the "Tyrones" will be washing cars for a living in a few years. Those three white guys will get high income jobs and live like princes.

Deal with it.
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>>27617386

Jesus, You pussy. YOU DO REALIZE THERE'S A FUCKING SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU?
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It really blows my mind how varied the human experience can be.

These guys live on a different plane of reality than I do.

How can you look at these guys and then look at someone like us and tell me we're the same species?
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they have nice faces but overall i hate muscular bodies
skinny white boys are the best.
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>white wide receivers
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>>27617175
>>27617340
oh it's real alright anon
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>>27617963
What team is this?
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>>27617498
>washing cars
Yeah, their lambos after they get into the NFL. Keep crying cuckboi.
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>>27617990
urban city bulls
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>>27617498
They are definitely getting cucked by Tyrones on a regular basis. See: >>27617963. And they can't match his physicality on the field so they are perpetually reminded of their inferiority to the ultimate alphas.
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