my cat fucking hates me
>>27616972
you deserve it for choosing such a shitty pet
>>27616982
FPBP
>>27616972
Get a dog you insufferable cunt. If your cat hates you why do you allow it to live under your roof? Put that fucker in the pound and get a friend that will actually appreciate you.
>>27617262
What does this acronym mean?
>cats
Worst pets ever. Pets in general are retarded, but if you are going to get one get a dog, at least it will give something back to you (companionship, "love" etc etc).
>>27617273
first post best post
ive never actually seen it before, i just inferred that from the context
i cant imagine why anybody would make that into an acronym unless they were a plebian mobileposter
>>27617262
This
I'm a worthless NEET bastard and my pupper loves me
>>27617262
But Dogs smell bad and are whiny and annoying.
>>27617315
Thanks. oregonal
>>27617323
Cats smell bad are whiney and annoying. Dogs are not whiney and annoying if you raise them right.
>>27616972
cats suck matekill your and get a dog instead
>>27617323
Yeah, I guess two creatures like that under one roof would be a bit much. He might take your place.
>>27616972
Of course, it's a cat.
If you try to pet a cat it'll claw your eyes out. Literally, there's video of it.
>b-but you annoyed it!
If a dog is annoyed it'll growl and bare its teeth, or just walk away.
A cat will just stare at you before trying to eat your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZgcEQIeEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmqjbHtQVd0
>Streamer faggots getting btfo.
Based Cats
>>27617597
Lmao, you can find thousands of vids of dogs ripping their owner's faces off and biting babies.
My cat wouldn't claw anyone I didn't explicitly hate.
She's the doughiest little cutie.
She's sitting on my lap rn as I type this and she's having little kitten dreams
>>27617697
dogs that are trained to fight and kill and dogs that are mistreated.
All cats are like that. They're barely-domesticated wild animals that murder other animals for fun and think of their owners as weaker members of their pack.
>My cat wouldn't claw anyone I didn't explicitly hate.
>being this delusional
Toxoplasmosis in a nutshell
>>27617319
Nice pupper
Dogs are too needy and require too much attention
Cats are too selfish
>>27617814
Nope.
You'll see fully domesticated dogs rip apart babies for no reason.
Just go to liveleak, if you don't believe me.
Cats are not social animals.
They only trust their siblings and one or two owners.
They will not run up and attack you like a dog.
A cat will run and hide, and only attack if cornered.
I go to the vet and I see dogs fighting in the fucking lobby like savages.
All of the cats are just cowering in their cages while the other dogs are trying to run in and fight like the dumb beasts they are.
Dogs have no personalities.
Cats are intelligent beings.
Pic related
>>27618055
>that euphoric wall of text
cats = fedora pets, confirmed
>A cat will run and hide, and only attack if cornered.
where were they cornered in those videos?
>>27616972
>pocky on display
>bootleg posters of shitty boy-butler anime
>well-organised
>clearly a teenage girl's "otaku room"
3/10
>>27617384
Cats clean themselves and don't smell bad, and are generally not annoying. It's a pretty passive animal.
>>27618302
If a dog pisses & shits inside your house and stinks it up it's because you were neglecting him.
If a cat pisses and shits inside your house and stinks it up then it does what it's supposed to.
Then Captain Fluffles digs through its shitbox before walking all over your kitchen counter where you make yourself a sandwich and give yourself a toxoplasmosis parasite infection.
>>27618262
what the fuck are you talking abot
>>27618010
Indeed. What you really need is a cat with a doggie personality.
pic related
>>27616972
cats are the shittiest get a dog you subhuman piece of shit
>>27618376
>If a cat pisses and shits inside your house and stinks it up then it does what it's supposed to.
no it's not
>kitchen counter where you make yourself a sandwich
Who the fuck makes food directly on the counter?
