PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, even if it's not likely to happen: Let's say you are outside in the city, you see a cute Asian girl on the sidewalk, and you HAVE TO meet her and become friends with her, in the most effective way possible, the way that is the most likely to actually work and not scare her off. What do you do?
ching chong ping pong
>>27616712
>HAVE TO
Why?
>>27616795
Because you love her
>>27616712
I don't speak china so i will not talk
>>27616712
Tell her she looks exotic and ask if she's chinese/where is she really from. Works every time.
>>27616712
>"hey"
>smile and look her up and down
>"you from around here?"
>try my best to keep conversation going
>ask her if she wants to go for a drink sometime
>ask for her phone number
>talk some more then walk off
>>27616805
That's not a reason, thats you wanting you dick wet. A reason to randomly approach someone would be if they are on fire. Obviously you should light her on fire.
All kidding aside, the serious answer is have social skills and experience picking up women.
I don't have to do shit, you fucking commie.
>>27617231
that sounds autistic as fuck
here's what you gotta do
>"hi"
>"hello"
>"mind if I surgically attack my own hand to my stomach while you watch"
>"haha yeah, why not"
>>27617421
>that sounds autistic as fuck
Best i got senpai, OP said i had to do it and usually i wouldn't, just giving honest answer to ops question
>>27617442
I was just playin man.
besides, it's not what game you spit, it's how you spit it.
