>Yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss
>*slow clap*
>hahaha dead
Anything Donald Trump says
>>27615613
>Yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss
takes the cake for me
>slay
> queen
>m'nigga
>fuckboi
>>27615652
you take that back
Yeah basically anything young blacks and faggot wigger highschool kids say to sound cool
>Creeper
>Starting a sentace with OMG
>"I'm such a nerd XD"
>>27615652
>>>/out/
>>>/back/
>>>/to/
>>>/reddit/
>>27615745
do you live in 2009??
>>27615613
help i've started saying
>yas
lately instead of yes
>My ex
>My girlfriend
Used on /r9k/. You are not a robot. Get out.
>>27615613
>le ebin pun followed by "...I'll see myself out"
>>27615768
I hate how so many people think /r9k/ is for complaining about how much you miss your ex.
Salt
Salty
YOLO
#Hashtags
Those laughing and crying and finger emoji things
Any other form of ebonics or ghettospeak
>>27615768
haha I know right? my girlfriend hates the people who need to brag about their gfs on here too
>>27615768
agree whole heartedly. who are these people with gfs who think they are one of us true robots?
>>27615820
I might add that it's not even an issue of sex or being forever alone when it comes to the opposite sex. It simply shows that you are desirable to someone to a great degree, or have been at some point, and you have at least some normal relationships, you fit into society in a common and basic way.
To see someone with a gf claim they're a robot when I cannot for the life of me make even a friend, it's just infuriating.
>lit
>shit was lit bro
>omg that party was so littt beeetch
also, and i know this one's more autismo, but i hate when people say: im getting *my* degree. it isnt yours yet. no one took it from you and now you have to go get it. youre getting *a* degree.
"I digress" or "but I digress" most of the time.
girls using "creep" or "creeper" to refer to an unattractive guy triggers th FUCK outta me
HOWEVER when it's used literally to describe somebody that's sneaking i think it's cool as fuck
Anything spouted by a person trying waaaaaay too hard to be black
i hate wHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS
I hate random gibberish in response to something funny.
I fucking hate "smol" and "tol"
I hate every fucking bit of tumblr slang that makes its way onto my dashboard.Before you call me out, I just use it to follow art blogs. And some faggots have joint personal/art blogs and I can't avoid some things.
People saying "a thing" instead of "something".
English lately just fucking sucks. I wish people would stop typing like retards.
>SAVAGE
>anything relating to weed in an attempt at humor
>"Literally".
My aunt brought my tween cousin around the other day and she came up to my room to bother me while I was playin' division.
She "literrallly" added "literrallly" to every other word. Yes, like that, dragging the word out almost saying it as if it were a question.
She doesn't even know what it means, she was telling me that my brothers e-cig "literrrallly" stank out his entire room. "literrallly". It "literrally" made her want to kill herself". Apparently.
I figure she was jokingly talking figuratively in the whole wanting to kill herself thing.
There was a small shameful part of me that though "if only"...
Which sucks, because I love my family, annoying tween brats included. I just don't like 'em.
Their annoying brat voices are like nails and a chalkboard.
>>27616010
the definition of literally was changed
literally doesn't mean literally anymore
>>27615995
UNATCO? Savage
UNATCO? No, Savage.
..U-U-UNAT- Savage- CO?
>>27615768
But I can't complain about my ex to my current gf
Where do you expect me to talk about that?
>>27616037
You're friends, you fucking normieAre you retarded or baiting?
For some reason it has always triggered me when someone uses the word "somebody" instead of "someone". I don't know why, the word is just grotesque to me.
It's like "moist"
>>27616037
Reddit, facebook, tumblr, /b/, with your IRL friends.
>>27615613
Any canuck fuck that calls a cigarette a dart.
>>27615976
>"smol" and "tol"
what is this faggotry
>dab
>damn daniel
>what are those
>roasted
>chirps
>pucksnaps ferda bois
>post game bergies ferda bois
>cuck
>literally
>ironically
>meme
>pussy as an insult
>"scrotum hair"
>grunting
>lit
>baka white people
>he gon shoot up le school
>whiteboi
>fuck boi
>sike nigga you thought
>SIKE NIGGA
>YOU THOUGHT
>>27616051
>>27616071
>I don't have friends
>Reddit is too cuck
>I don't understand tumblr
>/b/ is try hard underage
>me mam's on facebook
This is the only place where I can talk about these things.
>>27616115
>>>/b/
There, now fuck off
>>27616085
Retard speak for "small" and "tall". If you're asking why it exists, then I don't know. I wish it would fucking pass already.
>>27615807
From all the flavors, my friend
>>27616115
Go on /s4s/ then, and don't complain about that either, because if so then I don't see why you think here's any better, since NO ONE CAN FUCKING RELATE TO YOUR GF PROBLEMS HERE
>>27616123
P-please no.
Their threads are bad. Their threads are as bad as my girlfriend was at sucking my penis. One time she puked on it, was really hot.
I can't tell my current girlfriend these things because I took her virginity and she doesn't know I've had +20 partners.
Speaking plain basic english is the adult way of speaking certainly but after all it IS very plain and basic. When you're out of school and a few years removed from all the new trends it becomes easier I think to appreciate things like slang. Rather than just a normalfag's way to look cool it becomes more of a fun, creative laid back way of speaking. Especially because slang is unprofessional and unsuited to the workplace unlike the relatively undisciplined environment that a school is. Loosening up a little and telling your team mate in some online game how much of a disgusting fuckin savage he is for that heinous murder of the other team, is good fun after a day of formal speech.
>>27616123
ABSOLUTELY ROASTED YOU FUCKIN SAVAGE THIS SHIT IS LIT SENPAI FUCKIN SICK CHIRPS FERDA BOIS STR8SAVAGE M8 HAHA THE WORD DANK FOLLOWED BY THE WORD MEME IN PLURAL FORM DUDE WEED AND JEFF DUNHAM AHAHAHA EKSDEE
>>27616161
I'm almost convinced you are tryharding to bait or you have legitimately deluded yourself into believing what your posting. Either way fuck off to
>>>/soc/
Or
>>>/b/
>>27615701
"i have the best words" - trump
>referring to someone as a gem
>>27616161
>Their threads are bad. Their threads are as bad as my girlfriend was at sucking my penis. One time she puked on it, was really hot.
shit tier /b/ humour get the FUCC out of my board you scum
>>27616191
beauty gem salad boys
>>27616168
Fucking off yourself you faggot
>>27616069
also includes everybody
>>27616202
>>27616187
But she really did puke on my penis..
Shortened words like ur/u/abt/rly/tho, it looks retarded
>>27616225
Nobody fucking cares you /b/ faggot go back there and fucking stay there
>>27616035
>calling people "the primary unit"
>>27616203
how can I off myself if I was never on in the first place you queer looking gator fucker
>>27616239
No. You go.
I'm going to stay here and pretend to be a 22 year old virgin. I'm not, but it's fun to pretend.
>>27616115
>I don't have friends
If you can make a gf making friends shouldn't be that difficult.
>Reddit is too cuck
Well you certainly don't belong here, go to r/relationships or something. It's more fitting for your normie problems.
>I don't understand tumblr
It's not user friendly, desu.
>/b/ is try hard underage
It's also the random board, talking about your (former) gf definitely has nothing to do with being a robot and isn't original.
>me mam's on facebook
So? Everyone's is.
>>27616260kill yourself desu senpai
>>27616268
No, you go, get the fuck out of here you cunt
>WWOWWWW.... just, WOWW
>>27616303
I will not go. I will stay here and make up problems in my life and laugh when other robots relate to them. I will then give them believably horrible advice and watch their lives spiral down even further.
>>27616051
>you're friends
>>27616354
You fucking motherfuckerdo it but it won't make your life any better, you have a gf and most here don't, why are you so vindictive?
I hate "birb". "snek" is cute though.
>>27616225
>""""""""""men"""""""""" attention-whoring on an anonymous image board
wew lad
>edgy
>fedora
I remember 4chan before those words become prominent. Since they started being used, everything has become significantly more normie.
Suddenly its a point of pride not to rock the boat and only post safe opinions.
>>27616463
>only post safe opinions.
Hitler did nothing wrong, kikes deserved it
Blacks should be deported to africa, regardless of integration or where they where born, same with any other race, germans out of america and english out of india
larger businesses should be government controlled
benefits should be given only to those who will do manual work for the good of the country
>>27616521
100 percenterino agreenerino senorito
>>27615762
>>>/tumblr/
here's your new home faggot
>No longer kissless virgin
>girl says I suck at
>says shell teach me
>get embarrassed and say fuck off and u have no clue what your saying
>girl walks away
>try to apologize
>just walks away, tell her to fuck off again
Friends dont know its my first time smooching, both pissed and angry. what should I tell them
people who are over-the-top dramatic on purpose when they talk
>slapping their face in a "are you kidding me?" way
>pretending to fall down in shock
>saying "doh!", "gah!" etc.
>quoting or acting out shit from Family Guy and the Simpsons
>pretending to be really hyper after sipping a soda or energy drink
>twitching lower eyelid manually upon being slightly annoyed
just constantly throughout the entire conversation. it's kind of cute when a kid does this stuff, but when somebody over the age of 18 does it, it is the cringiest shit
>>27616521
We have /pol/ to thank for that. If /pol/ went down even these classic 4chan opinions would be deemed unacceptable by the moralfags that have invaded the site.
>>27615817
So does my wife's son.
>get a life
ORIGINALU DESU
>>27616678
I dunno man, I'm a fairly expressive person, especially with my face. And while I agree quoting tv shows like family guy word for word is cringy, if I drink anything with a lot of caffeine in it, I'm gonna become a bit hyper. Maybe everyone thinks I'm annoying, idk.
"Yeah, nah."
I'm Australian so I hear it constantly.
>>27615613
The worst to me is the "when..." meme
IE: "when u haf a bad day n ur best friend surprises you at brunch XD"
Just fucking stop god damnit have one original thought before you die fucking cunts
>>27616678
Fuck this. Only Asians and weeaboos do this.
>>27616161
did you eat it afterwards?
>>27615881
dude, if I drop that much money on a piece of paper, I certainly get to call it MY piece of paper
>>27615745
>>sentance
>lacking an education
>thinking you have the right to complain
>>27616986
No Anon, that's gross.
She puked, then ran to the bathroom apologizing while holding back chunks in her mouth. She came back with a wet cloth and wiped it all off.
She then spoiled me that night and paid for everything because she thought I was mad. I just couldn't admit how fucking hot it was.
But I'm sure you guys know what that's like.
>>27616412
It is better to be a God amongst ants than an ant amongst Gods.
I have claimed my throne on this board and here I shall remain.
Now, little ant, pls go.
>tfw no gf
FUCKING STOP
STOP YOU RETARDED REJECTED NORMIE
WANTING A GIRLFRIEND IS ONE OF THE MOST NORMIE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT
FROM PEPE'S BALLS I REE AT THEE
>>27617165
So sex makes you a god huh?
>>27615613
When retards call it a "dog eat dog world" or say "a dime a dozen"
It's fucking "Doggy dog world" and "Diamond dozen"
>>27617187
>he doesn't know that when you insert your penis into her penis the clouds part, and a beam of light shines down from the heavens unto you, as God descends in all his majesty sporting an "Obey" snapback cocked to the side and a spliff in the corner of his mouth. When he reaches you he takes his hand in yours and you become one, and in one you become many.
Fucking virgin.
>>27617227
Can confirm this does not happen
It makes me so irritated whenever someone uses "dank" to describe everything
It should just be an autoban on 4chan because only 15 year olds use it
>>27617248
Then you did it wrong
>>27617061
>caring about spelling on a myanmarian paper art website
>>27617381
This is such a cuck meme
>>27615652
you're going to hang in the revolution
>Sliding into those DM's
i dont know why but this rustles my jimmies and its stupid as fuck
>>27616096
what are those is a top meme m8
>>27615613
>I get depressed sometimes too
>I'm such an introvert
>>27615613
Hahaha YES!
Truuuu baka and xyz senpai
WUT R THOSE, SENPAI?
I think I got an A question mark?
I gotchu, SENPAI.
Smh FML kms senpai
I FUCKING,
haTE
SENPAI.
>is this a thing
>can this be a thing
>why is this a thing
>of course that's a thing
idk it just pisses me off. i hear this shit all the time
>>27619664
>2016
>not wanting to be noticed by senpai
What is wrong with you?
>>27616096
>what are those
I fucking hate that a god damn question is a meme now
>>27616610
No longer kv at 21, just virgin.
Wew lad
But was told that I sucked as well.
Doesn't matter, probably will not have another opportunity in a long time
>>27619751
Of course your agitation with it is a thing. So typical of an irrationally angry conservative.
LOL, dank, memes. Basically anything that normies use on facebook that the think is funny.
>>27615939
When people use any variation of the word "trigger", especially in all caps.
Unless of course actually talking about the mechanism.
>>27615768
My wife's son is always talking about his bitch ex
>>27616025
I hate that word just as much as that other guy and it really irks me that the definition of a word changed because people can't think of other ways to add emphasis to their sentences
>>27615807
>yolo
>>>/2011/
>>27616154
i can relate to his gf problems lmao abd im sure many more do
i just choose not to interfere
>referring to people the same age as you or one or two years younger as "this kid"
>nip this in the butt
>>27615613
>Yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss
I'm not familiar, use it in a sentence?
How is it meant to be read?
The word fine
>>27620550
>I don't like language changing.
In your sentence, Hate, Guy, Irks and People are all very much mis-used from their older forms.
>>27616418
spooder?
I HATE HATE HATE when someone says "throwing shade". Fucking hate it. Other things annoy me but not as much as that.
>>27615652
The day of the rope is coming for people like you
>>27621608
"oi nigga you want a blunt?
yasssssssssssssssssssssss"
>>27615613
>just be yourself :^)
fuck off roboto i am original
>>27615613
>Damn Daniel
I fucking hate that maymay so much
Any of the following on those garbage videos that Facebook pages steal from each other.
>WHO DID THIS!?!?
>I'M DYING
>I'M SCREAMING
>me trying to get my life together
>>27615613
>everyone find a partner
:'(
>>27620828
>for all intensive purposes
>could of, would of, should of
>>27615613
>Yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rW9nEA_Bq0
this video won me over on it.
>>27615995
Savage is golden when used ironically or sarcastically
>>27621765
cripes finally someone shits on this fuck these
Bro, dude, man, yo, bud, guy. Call me bro or bud or dude and I instantly hate you and your kind.
>>27615613
>Yaaaaaaaaaasssssss
My ex used to say that a lot. I humored her, but I never fucking understood it.
>>27616096
>SIKE NIGGA
>YOU THOUGHT
I actually find this so fucking hilarious.
The phrase "social media" pisses me off for no reason
"Finally somebody said it"
"^^^ this"
or any variation of "I have nothing to add aside from echoing somebody else's opinion"
>just bee urself
>looks DON'T MATTER
>well maybe you just have a shitty personality
Tbh family.
>>27615613
>You're voice creeps me out
>>27621765
all of these including but not limited to
>daddy
>literally me
>PREACH
>>27616678
Holy shit if I was a mod I ban you so fucking hard.
>>27620490
>TRIGGERED
197GH2
>oh c'mon! It's [insert current year] for fucks sake!
>>27616010
Did you fug her?
716902
>why are you so quiet
>what's wrong
I get really mad when someone uses "umm" on here or in texts. If they use it on here it's always followed by some self righteous or pedantic garbage nobody cares about.
>>27615613
Damn Daniel fuckheads.
>>27615613
Everything a typical French Canadian say.
Freaking annoying.
>>27616025
That's not how words fucking work you idiot, there's no official definition it just changes based on use
>WTF, OMG, etc.
>my boyfriend-
>my girlfriend-
>Have you done that thing yet?
>Have you got a job yet?
>Have you been looking for a job yet?
>You should eat more than once every 3 days
>Umm... Ummm... Umm....
>You should go out more
>You should eat something else than noodles and drink cola
>You should-
>Do you need help?
>Have you done-
>How are you?
>Hi
>Hello
Talking in general. Once my mouth opens, it starts spouting shit at a speed I can't even follow, and I'll regret the things and promised I've said.
>give me the source... for science.
No, you retard, just say you want a wank like the rest of us
>>27623927
I actually haven't seen this one in a long time.
>Literally
I can't really take anyone seriously when they force this word into an argument.
'senpai' 'desu senpai'
I'm not sure if this will filter to me repeating myself, so I'll be safe and say the first word is shorthand for family.
>Hey, what's this? A board dedicated to originality?
>GUESS I'LL JUST PARROT THE FIRST THING I SEE!!!111
>>27615736
>Yeah basically anything young blacks and faggot wigger highschool kids say to sound cool
I wanted to say this but I realised it's pretty much everyone on the Internet now.
I really feel like we fell into an alternate universe sometime in the last few years and now it's just a complete living hell.
>>27620490
yeah i find that annoying too. im playing cod 2 and these guys start talking how jews ruined the world and the admin kindly told them no politics, its a family server. next thing you know the guy is screaming OMG TRIGGERED, YOU TRIGGERED ME
i hate it
>nut
>smash
>bae
>baka
>desu
>senpai
>omitting the word are or is "when u" instead of "when you are"
>racist
>sexist
>misogynist
>anti-semite
>l see you as a friend
T-T
I stopped going to facebook and blocked it on my browser and now I never have to deal with this shit. it's great.
Next stop. Off the grid
>American adults calling a shit a "Doo Doo"or a "Dookie"
?!?!?
>>27615939
>mfw a rapper says hes creepin
>my SO
how the fuck did this come about in the first place?
>be like
>GOALS
That and the stupid fucking Twitchspeak, it's fucking drivel and not funny in any conceivable manner. I'm glad I stopped playing video games a long time ago
>>27616073
you mean a durry
