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Whenever you're feeling down, just remember robots. In a parallel universe, your oneitis loves you.
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how is that supposed to make me feel better
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>in a parallel universe somewhere I was ballsy enough to end it all
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>>27614207

KEKED by a parallel universe
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>>27614207
But that would mean you don't love her.
Way to cuck me, OP.
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>>27614207
Fuck. Now i'm just jealous of the parallel universe me. What a fucking Chad.
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What if I don't have a oneitis?

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>>27614230
Because it's you!
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>>27614771
is it me though?
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in a parallel universe she also tied me up and forced me to watch her have sex with a big cock black bull
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>>27614207
You mean my Oneitis loves somebody who looks, acts, and lives exactly like I do but still doesn't like me?

Now I feel even more down. Thanks OP.
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I had a friend once who said something like that to me.

feels weird.
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I think about the parallel universe versions of me, and it makes me happy to think that at least they are happy.
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>>27614961
i found it funny
the robot made me solve like 5 fucking captions what the fuck
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reminder that in a parallel universe, there are no parallel universes
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>a parallel universe version of me has a sister girlfriend
>they have cummies and cuddles all the time
>not to mention hugs and telling each other they love each other
>this me has nothing but /r9k/ and day dreams
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Yeah but at the same time there is a parallel universe where you have it much worse.
Oh wait we must be in it
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>>27614207
>not realizing it's a requirement for something to at least be physically possible for it to occur in a parallel universe to your own
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>>27614207
>In a parallel universe, my oneitis has fucked every single human being in the world but still won't have sex with me.
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I don't have enough contact with women to have a oneitis
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>Tfw a parallel universe version of my self is lying in bed with my waifu hugging him while he posts a message on parallel 4chsn stating there's a parallel version laying in bed all alone posting a message
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