Whenever you're feeling down, just remember robots. In a parallel universe, your oneitis loves you.
how is that supposed to make me feel better
>in a parallel universe somewhere I was ballsy enough to end it all
>>27614207
KEKED by a parallel universe
>>27614207
But that would mean you don't love her.
Way to cuck me, OP.
>>27614207
Fuck. Now i'm just jealous of the parallel universe me. What a fucking Chad.
What if I don't have a oneitis?
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>>27614230
Because it's you!
>>27614771
is it me though?
in a parallel universe she also tied me up and forced me to watch her have sex with a big cock black bull
>>27614207
You mean my Oneitis loves somebody who looks, acts, and lives exactly like I do but still doesn't like me?
Now I feel even more down. Thanks OP.
I had a friend once who said something like that to me.
feels weird.
I think about the parallel universe versions of me, and it makes me happy to think that at least they are happy.
>>27614961
i found it funny
the robot made me solve like 5 fucking captions what the fuck
reminder that in a parallel universe, there are no parallel universes
>a parallel universe version of me has a sister girlfriend
>they have cummies and cuddles all the time
>not to mention hugs and telling each other they love each other
>this me has nothing but /r9k/ and day dreams
Yeah but at the same time there is a parallel universe where you have it much worse.
Oh wait we must be in it
>>27614207
>not realizing it's a requirement for something to at least be physically possible for it to occur in a parallel universe to your own
>>27614207
>In a parallel universe, my oneitis has fucked every single human being in the world but still won't have sex with me.
I don't have enough contact with women to have a oneitis
>Tfw a parallel universe version of my self is lying in bed with my waifu hugging him while he posts a message on parallel 4chsn stating there's a parallel version laying in bed all alone posting a message