>Fat
>Ugly
>Depressed
>lazy
>unmotivated
>bored
>useless
>weak
>shy
basically just everything in pic related
>>27612422
is that samwise gamgee
>>27612422
>might be depressed
>might be homo or at least bi
>chubbyworking on it tho
>lazy
>>27612422
is that yung lean
blox
>scared of social situations
>depressed
>lazy
>no friends
>no significant other
>runt
>>27612727
No.
>>27612785
Yes.
>>27612767
Exactly me, are you male or female?
Introvertus maximus
Low sex drive
Try going outside more often and getting sunlight. like do you people seriously not realize your skin needs sunlight and that not getting enough can lower serotonin levels thus making you more lethargic and depressed.
>>27612767
you are me a year ago. here are the spoilers: you're bi, you'll get /fit/ enough to not be disgusting, the laziness won't go away but you'll come to terms with it a little more and start managing to do work/work around it. that's the current sitrep fellow robot, godspeed
>>27612422
>Intelligent and see how obviously fucking retarded everyone acts on a constant basis, whereas everyone else just considers it unimportant while continuing to wreck everything
>Actually have morals so have nothing in common with any male
>Born into a hellish family
>Gay so will never have a loyal mate
>depressed
>boring
>no hobbies or passions
>poor
>desperate for companionship but too retarded to make it and keep it
>>27612849
Probably this. I feel a little better at spring/summer, but probably it's because of nostalgia.
>>27612849
It's cold and raining all the time
>Fat
>Poor
>Lazy
>Stupid
>Useless
>Ugly
>Anxiety about the future
I have no redeeming qualities or notable skills.
>low IQ
>Lisp
>Mouth Breather
>No support from anyone
> may be schizophrenic, because weird shit has been happening lately idk
Holy shit your problems are basic. I'd post but fuck it. Everyone here is fine besides me.
>>27612963
>I'm a special snowflake
The post
>>27612881
What do you mean by hellish family? And I can't tell from your post whether you're male or female
>>27612810
Male
>>27612853
Well I hope everything turns out fine, all I feel is apathy nowdays.
>Balding
That's literally it, intelligent, handsome, average height, even funny sometimes but my hair just fucking hates me
>>27612422
>Fat
Easily fixable.
>Ugly
Somewhat fixable.
>Depressed
Easily fixable.
>>27612990
Male. Father was an alkie, mother was an abusive lunatic. Whole family is either evil, estranged or dead. Also born poor as fuck, of course, and basically had to raise myself.
>>27612422
OP what did you think of Warlord?
>Lazy
>Fat
>Ugly
>Non-white
>>27612785
was just thinking the same thing, kid looks like yung lean
tired
all the time I'm just tired
physically and mentally I want to just fall asleep, I don't care about anything anymore and I rarely get out of bed
there's nothing I wanna do I just wanna sleep
>>27612953
What weird shit?
>neet
>depressed
>no will to do anything at all
>stupid
>ADHD
>stupid
>poor
>alone
I don't really know what to do with myself. I don't understand things normal adults understand, I feel like I need someone to tell me what to do but I guess I can also sort of make it on my own.
>>27612986
Branded my self in a blackout, alcoholic after a 30 day cold turkey attempted to block it out, felon 3x, depression as fuck, fucked my apartment up in blackouts, one real job besides selling weed or pills. I go into w/D's every night.
>schizophrenic
>bipolar
>borderline personality disorder
>no gf
>>27613144
Been to rehab, suicide watch, what else you wanna know?
>See self as a literal tool to be used
>Can't bring myself to do anything but being a minion doing manual labor
>Only come out as weird or creepy when I actually do open my mouth
>Have a gigantic wall around self
>Sometimes I think there's really nothing in here being walled in. It's just a wall closing in nothing.
>Don't know how to express myself to others appropriately
All in all, I'm afraid of being a human being. I don't fear death. I don't fear pain. I fear the thought that I might actually have to be a normal human being capable of having an inside.
>>27613159
Oh yeah I got high liver enzymes from snorting a shit load of heroin, pills and cocaine from the past 12 years plus liquor the past few months.
>>27613144
>/
>>27613159
kek you are fucked m8t, my bad. I should of just ignored your post
>neet
>poor
>unstable
>bad eyesight
>no futur
>>27613184
You have an inside, anon. It's where the Hot Pockets sit for a day before they come out as diarrhea
Only things that matter:
Serious mental problems
Height
Serious ugliness (fucked up jaw bones, skull shape, weird ears etc)
Very tiny penis
>>27612422
IS THAT A LIFE SIZE REI?!?!
HERES MY PROBLEM OP, I DON'T HAVE THAT REI!
>manlet
>hairy
>too skinny
>social anxiety and isomnia
>virgin
>>27613057
Not a huge fan to be honest, if I had to choose a favorite off the album is shawty u know what it do. Not really a fan of his new tunes. Feel like he should've just stayed 16 forever. What are your thoughts?
>>27613187
I really am, feel good. Never thought of being an hero till past couple months. >>27613194
>>27613056
That bites anon, hopefully you don't have to deal with them still?
>>27613218
Post your face, I'm curious.
>hate women
>hate today's society
>hate "social contact" that is made up of getting drunk
>lonely
But hey, at least I'm busy and successful in terms of career
>>27612422
>have ugly physical features (overbite, bad posture, skinnyfat)
>shy and nervous in social situations
>having to lean on alcohol as a social crutch
>boring to other people
>self-absorbed, tend to isolate myself
>hate change
>people have high expectations of me
>miss carefree childhood, took those years for granted
>cripplingly low self-esteem
>asperger's
>probably depression or anxiety
>unhealthy and unfit
>little motivation
>already small social circle becoming smaller as more and more friends leave my life
>life beginning to stagnate
>virgin, only 20 but deeply resent not having teenage sex
>growing contempt for the people around me, especially women and minorities
>tend to bottle things up inside
>too cowardly to confront people who fuck with me, end up being a beta doormat
>becoming worse at hiding my power level in public
>stuck on this cancerous website
>too unimaginative to think of a funny line to type at the end of this
>>27613243
Yeah I didn't like it. No variety really between songs, and he just seems like he's trying too hard now.
>>27613440
>minorities
WE ARE THE SAME GRINGO WHY MUST YOU FIGHT ME!?!?!? I AM NOT THE ENEMY
>>27613480
>Black/ugly
>Depressed
>Constantly tired
>No friends
>Social anxiety
>Probably going to get kicked out of my parents' house
>Not good at anything, no matter how long I stick with it
>Annoying
>No hobbies or passions
>Overbite
>>27612708
same man
same
There is nothing interestinf about me.
>>27613480
What? I didn't think black people could think or feel deeply enough to be depressed. Are you just trying to fit in here?
>>27613057
that leaked album is better than the official one desu
Physicall I got:
>manlet (5'5)
>acne on my cheeks
>very hairy arms and legs
>can't grow good facial hair
>eyes are asymetrical
>big hands
>no idea what I want to do with my life
>>27612422
I suggest you not do this because it's not healthy.
>>27613524
Not an American, got my own problems to worry about (i.e. pakis, muzzies etc)
Maybe you should GTFO of America then. The beaner wall couldn't come soon enough :^)
>>27613286
Father is dead, I don't speak to my mother. My greatest hope at this point is that I'll be dead soon too. Or mankind will. Either works.
>>27612422
>ugly
>autistic
>overly sensitive
>>27612708
This plus addicted to masturbation, IBs and videogames
>>27612422
>slightly overweight
>shy
>depressed
>social anxiety
>incredibly low self esteem
>paranoid and scared of others
>lisp and speech problems
>edgy political and social views (not /pol/)
>pervert and probably a masochist
>self-absorbed
>insecure of self and opinions
>hairy but can't grow a nice beard
>virgin
>never had a gf of bf
>no friends
>>27613702
>thinking I care what some Euro slime has to say
Lmao I only care about my American bros have to say, now go mind your own business before Sadam blows down whatever the fuck attraction is in your Ismafied country
>fat
>bipolar
>acne
>socially awkward
>anxiety
>lazy
>skinny to the point that is not even healthy anymore
>no friends
>no gf
>lazy as balls
>I suck at university
>edgy
>no work
>no money
>acne
>virgin
>my teeth are a complete mess
>no pepe for img post
>>27612422
>6'2
>good face
>great long hair
>muscular yoga body
>8/10qt gf who is loyal and racist
>in school, good gpa
>good job, money in the bank
>3 cars
BUT I LIVE WITH MY PARRENTS AND MY BEST FRIEND IS IN JAIL.
Also every time I post here people tell me to leave and I don't wanna
>>27613939
pls leaf
>>27613939
>>in school, good gpa
>>good job, money in the bank
>>3 cars
At least make up believable lies. If you're in school and own 3 cars, you're either trustfund, hillbilly or nog.
>Short 5'4
>ugly
>Mexican
>lonely
>>27613926
>>no pepe for img post
Here Anon, have one of mine.
>>27613989
>Short 5'4
>Mexican
Please Paco, that makes you average. Now head down to the Home Depot parking lot and make some amigos.
>>27613939
>BUT I LIVE WITH MY PARRENTS AND MY BEST FRIEND IS IN JAIL
These aren't real problems. Grow up
>Obese
>lazy
>bad attendance at college
>no social skills
>don't want to change any of this because it would require effort to do so
>>27613968
I'm going to school for auto mechanics. I didn't say they were nice cars
>ugly
>overweight
>depressed
>indecisive
>social anxiety
>poor
>spend any spare time shitposting
>am a cutfag
>vindictive
>cruel
>literal cynic
>shit minimum wage job
>chubby
> deathly scared of commitment so don't even bother trying to talk to women
>only one friend and he annoys the fuck out of me
>no motivation to do anything about it all
>>27613939
wow boo-hoo. Love how you used this thread to brag and only come up with 2 weak problems. Why?
>Fat
>Ugly
>Black
>Barely feminine looking
I feel like I was brought into existence as some type of sick joke.
>>27613806
Calm it Jose, it's not my fault your American "bros" fucking hate you and want to lock you out to stop you rats from invading. Maybe you should worry about your own third world shithole first. Chinga tu madre, beaner cunt
>Lazy
>5'8
Could be worse I guess???
>>27614169
>claims good job, yet in school for auto mechanics
>brags about racist gf
>friend in jail
This is clearly a hillbilly.
>>27614192
>>Fat
>>Ugly
>>Black
>>Barely feminine looking
tbf, that describes 75% of black women in the US.
>>27614272
u got mi there haha xdddd!!!!!!!11111
>>27614295
just get a union job and find a manlet.
>>27612708
This, the only thing that is different is the fact that I'm a musician and trying to have that as my career
>>27612422
>schizo
>NEET
>whore
>>27614388
>whore
Tits and timestamp?worth a shot
>>27614343
No thanks, working on losing the weight and I'm going to college to make something of myself.
>>27612422
>lazy
>weak
>loathes self
>slightly autistic
>unfit
>asocial
ugly
disgusting teeth as in holy shit hoyl fuck wtf teeth
can't express myself
poor
unmotivated
jealous personality
instantly clingy
acne
shit vision thanks glasses for thelp
socially incapable heart starts pounding face becomes red voice drops an octave lower somehow still cracks motion my hand towards my face for some reason and nervously try to reciprocate conv while feeling awkward and anxiousand unwanted and instantly suicidal after talking feeling like they think im just a fucking disgusting creep and dont deserve to be talked to (it's only cute when girls are amirite)
grown a strong 'hate for women' but in reality if one ever just hugged me voluntarily or intimately i'd change my 'perspective' in an instant
lonely
addicted to 4chan even though i just come here and grumble "i fucking hate memes" and "ahhhhh what the fuck this fucking thread again" and "oh he's not even a real robot"
can't translate emotions to facial expressions
fat irregular lip due to teeth problem
short 5'7
zero self-esteem
attracted to conventionally insecure (potentially ugly)girls or ones with mental instability
dramatic mood swings
feel like i dont deserve anything but i guess i dont right
virgin
r9k poster
sperg out when someone says they have social anxiety or know
feel like because of my family i have no reason to be depressed but i am anyways and that just makes me guilty. i feel guilty that i feel depressed but i also can't feel anything so i don't feel the guilt i feel some other weird shit idk
at least i'm not fat i guess but i'm also not skinny or fit
not unique in my loserdom, i know im not special for feeling this way i know other people do i just cant cope with it
i guess self loathing but i dont really talk about my problems ill come off as angsty i know i just to express myself i dont deserve someone to talk with i just want someone to talk just any human
i think tonight's the night. thanks op. ill see all of you on the other side
>>27614245
You say hillbilly like its a bad thing, look at my situation, look at yours. Also my automotive credits will apply towards my bachelors in business when I transfer this fall.
My job is fixing hvac equipment at a hotel. 18/hr Ladies love a hard working man.
Also I'm 22
>small dick
That's all. That's the only one thing that gets me depressed, ruins my confidence and self worth. I'm a brown asian manlet, but i don't give a fuck about it. But somehow, my small dick is like very powerful, it changes me.
>>27614874
>You say hillbilly like its a bad thing, look at my situation, look at yours
I'm rich and live in NYC. My gardener's hourly rate is 3x+ yours. So,there's that.
>NEET for years, completely broke
>wizard
>lives at home
>manlet
>under average dick (5.0")
>mild receding hairline
>depressed
>>27612422
>Kinda fat
>Ugly
>Never leave home
>Only work i'm remotely good at is cleaning toilets
>High school dropout
>have fake conversations with my waifu in my head at least 4 hours a day
>Don't personally talk to people
>Spend all my free money on mobile games instead of saving for a game system or better PC
If I couldn't cook like a fucking god I'd probably off myself.
The only reason I don't is because it would make my waifu sad and I can't cook when i'm dead.
>>27614912
how small? dis me: >>27614986
>brown asian manlet
you a fellow flip, breh?
>fat
>bitter
>passive
>unmotivated
>angry with society
>suicidal
>>27612422
LEANDOOOOOOOER
>Warlord was a fucking great album. Yung Lean is really making it on his own independent of the memes he has created.
>>27614756
>too stupid to properly green text
>>27615009
4.5 x 4.7 , very bad, just kill me, passion in everything has died
>Niggers
>Jews
>Spics
>etc
>chub
>passive aggressive
>clinical anxiety
>clinical depression
>broke (doing backstrokes in college debt)
>spic
>no motivation
>bitter
>don't trust anyone
>lack interest in anything
>>27612422
>No discipline, always give on my goals
>Not an interesting person to talk to
>Not likable
>No charisma
Everything else I've accepted as unfixable
>overweight
>always tired as fuck, sometimes to the point of not being able to move
>always present addiction to weed and fapping
>no motivation
>recently laid off
>kv
Despite all of this I have to admit my life isn't that bad and I still have a few good friends so I'm thankful for what I have. Plus everyone at my old job was pretty sad to see me go and even gave me free weed
>>27614986
>lives at home
how can you not live in a home?
>>27614922
Kek. If that were true you wouldn't be butt hurt by my situation. Also New York is fucking lame. Full of rosties too. I live in Boise Idaho. Need I say more?
>>27613090
I see my fat autistic weeb self and I start panting really loudly then I scream at people. Sometimes I like covering my finger in peanut butter and go up to my dog and see if it actually chew off one of my fingers.
I like to shove the ends of spoons and forks into my ears or ass and see how long I can hold them there.
I get intimidated by my family members and hide in my room for hours on end and draw pictures of my favorite ponies.
I want to kill myself.
>>27616118
Wow
I feel sorry for you kek
>>27612422
>hate everyone but still desire company
That's pretty much it. I try to talk to people but they're all faggots.
>kind of chubby
>maybe on the ugly side
>no friends
>crippled
>somewhat depressed
>fat
>ugly
>depressed
>the punching bag for everyone I know
>robot
>socially inept
>self loathing
>even compete strangers and old people tell me I'm pathetic
>always ignored
>no real friends
>fat.
>ugly
>half spic/half white
>virgin
>few friends
>on and off depression
>shit tier hair
>5'9
Just cuck my shit up desu
>>27612727
Kek I knew he looked familiar
>>27612849
That,s bullshist. The sun is a fucking giant plasma ball that shoots cancer at your fucking eyes.
>>27616726
>>even compete strangers and old people tell me I'm pathetic
why would anyone do that wtf did you do to make people comment on you.
>>27612422
>30
>No friends
>Retail manager in failing store
>No savings
>No college education
>Alcoholic
>Gaining weight
>Lazy
>Do nothing with my free time
>Conscious of what a loser I am yet do absolutely nothing to change my situation
>No work ethic
>Emotionally needy
>Low self esteem
>Addict
>depressed
>really fat
>bad teeth
>without work since 2006
>wizard
>hate being outside
>hate being with people
>friends are all married or about to be married
And I don`t want to improve. I`m at a point where if you tell me that tomorrow I will be dead, I would say "Oh... Ok, I guess"
>handsome
>tall
>funny
>incredibly low self esteem
I could rule the world if only i didn't have a shitty roll on charisma
Just the fact that I'm vain which makes me shy I give a shot what people think and it limits me I guess it's a little justified because I'm very short 5'3 I like to say it doesn't bother me but it's my biggest insecurity and if I was taller I'd be more confident
>>27616118
Okay, but what weird shit?
>Lazy
>Procrastinator
>No work ethic, serious problem when it comes to commit to a schedule
>Hipochondriac
Those are my issues... The worst one is my sloth personality. Deep down i have ambitions, i know what i want i just can't do it cause i'm addicted to instant gratification.
>clinically diagnosed with o.c.d(not that bullshit version of ocd everyone claims to have where you're just neat and organized) and a.d.d depression and ptsd and preforms self harm(not cutting, i hit my head on wall and with the closest object I can find like a tard)
>18 still in high school (born 1997)
>shit grades in my core classes
>depressed
>staring to hear voices, and will probably be schizophrenic by the time I'm 20.
>No gf
>no social skills besides debating people.
>cant get shit done or do things i love to do because of my mental state
>having trouble getting stated on my dreams of being a computer scientist, application programmer and physics major because of my ocd and a.d.d
>gets shit from both of my fathers because i don't want to be like them.
>lost most of my friends this year.
>will probably kill myself if i don't make it into collage next year.
>>27616962
You could improve if you wanted and it'll make it all the more glorious when you do since you feel like such a low loser
>Can only do anything when motivated, can't actually stick to a routine
>Slightly overweight because I would actually need to stick to a diet to lose the last 10-15lb
>Have no idea what to do with my life so I do literally nothing
>Can only be social around people I know, have absolutely no idea how to talk to or meet new people
Last one is the worst. I'm in my 20s and everyone I know was introduced to me through a long ass chain leading all the way back to elementary school. I still have friends but I'm pretty sure I haven't actually made an unrelated friend in over a decade.
>fat
>short
>hairy
>small penis
>balding
>unfunny
>no friends
>spent years alone by myself with almost no interaction which caused me to be socially awkward
>family members I helped out screwed me over
>always treated like shit no matter where I go
>stuck at a dead end job
>back molars cracked in half and have insane tooth aches
>always tell myself I don't plan on living long everytime I have a really really bad meal or drink till i pass out.
>no one left in this world gives two shits about me even though I helped out so many people along the way.
>old friends all married and busy,they haven't called me to see whats up in over a decade.
>tfw I still have a glimmer of hope someone special will come into my life and raise me out from this purgatory.
>>27617615
mfw i put "both of my fathers" and misspelled starting* state*
>>27613525
don't save this
>tfw i get too many texts from too many people each day and sometimes forget to respond to them
>tfw you have to do group work in fours in class and your four other friends already made a group together
Just kill me already
Everytime I post in a thread the thread dies
; _ ; im cursed.
>>27617732
1. quit your job find another
2. fuck people becasue they suck
3. work out
4. change your diet
5. rock the Albert e. look with your hair
6. dont make jokes then
7.if you dont plan on living long don't do any of what i typed.
>>27612422
Eh, nothing all too special.
>disgustingly skelly
>body looks all kinds of fucked up because I lost a ton of weight extremely fast a few years ago
>shy
>always been weak, no chance at ever getting fit
>can barely motivate myself enough to watch anime
>no subjects I'm good at, I have only 3 months before I'm being forced to go to college
>extremely, hilariously dumb. I'm the comic relief for all of my family members.
>horrible, degenerate fetishes, not even aroused by 3d any more
etc, nothing else really. I don't know why I haven't killed myself, it's painfully obvious I'm not going anywhere in my life any time soon.
>mixed
>lazy
>5'9
>ugly
>tourette
>poor raising (I lack attitude)
>>27612422
>depressed
>immature
>compulsive objectification of women
>>27617848
I'm lurking waiting for new shit
>>27612422
I'll never be as good as I want to be at things I want to do. I'm too lazy and unmotivated to achieve my real potential. I'm empty inside and I live a lie where I tell myself everyday that tomorrow might be better just to push my worthless, putrid ass to work everyday. I wish I could disappear and just end it all sometimes.
>>27618031
run away then
