You wake up as a hot girl. What's your first order of business?
Cuck robots
ask my roommate i look any different than normal to see if i a hot girl or just mentally ill
stream on twitch.tv and wait for white knights to throw money at me
Masturbate.
Then, figure out how I'm going to tell everyone, and doubly so how I'm going to prove I haven't gone tranny.
>>27612143
OP here.
I would've done the same.
try and pee standing up, if i cant: helium exit tank. if i can: cut my hair so i look like a boy and reverse trap men
>>27612134
>>27612157
The only logical actions to take if it actually happened in real life
Be happy I don't have to take hormones or get SRS just to feel normal anymore. Still might get a boob job though
>>27612143
This bloxoxoxoxox
>>27612102
Look up my (former) self on social media, try to figure out what the heck happened.
>>27612226
>boob job
Disgusting. Natural tits are best.
Unless they're grossly out of proportion or something.
I would fuck a lot of girls, lesbian sex and shit, then I woul fuck a lot of boys, big dicks and shit
Then Ill fuck both
then Ill fuck myself till I pass out
Guess im a porn actress
>>27612102
wonder how I'm gonna break this to my girlfriend.
I would go off the grid, completely ghost. Then start a new life somewhere else. Can't have the people I know thinking I'm a trap.
Brace for new biological experiences like menstrual cramps and the possibility of being pregnant.
Then mostly live like how I do already. Wouldn't even need a wardrobe change
>>27612262
You mean masturbate? How the hell does a girl fucks herself?
>>27612275
i think you know what i'm about to say, buddy boy
>>27612309
Dildo, fingers, yeah... masturbate. Man, In my next life I'll be the next Stoya.
>>27612309
dildo and stuff man
>>27612304
>Wouldn't even need a wardrobe change
Me neither, unless I felt like wearing skirts and dresses something. I guess I'd need panties. Also I'd finally be able to add these to my All Star collection. They're so cute.
>>27612102
Find a guy with a lot of money to have a loving relationship with and bear his children.
Then get him into interracial cuckold and hotwifing when I become a milf and proceed to enjoy best of both worlds.
>>27612102
Manipulate my way to the top of the ladder while remaining asexual
>>27612102
>You wake up as a hot girl. What's your first order of business?
Would I look similar enough that I could convince my parents and stuff that I am still the person I was before?
Like could I just say I started to take hormones and convincably say I am the same person?
If not I would just start a new life and cut off contact with everyone I knew before, just post on craigslist, get in a car and get the fuck out
If I was semi similar to my past self... I think modern day society is accepting enough of traps that I would live on pretty much the same, and just tell people I am a trap and was mentally ill enough to get surgery
I'd start a new life knowing that all the cringy shit I've done in the past can no longer be associated to me. At least until I start doing new cringy shit and my life slowly degenerates into a female version of what it was before.
>>27612525
>You wake up as a HOT girl.
>Would I look similar enough to who I was before?
kek
I would start a fembot thread
How hot am I? Am I absolutely beautiful? Beautiful enough that nobody on the planet can resist me? If so, I cause humanity to destroy itself.
Be a lipstick lesbian
>>27612525
Welp, I left it up to other anons to decide.
I was aiming more for a hot female version of yourself, i.e. you keep traits like hair and eye color but lose everything else. Other people would behave as if you were always a girl.
>Play with boobs
>Create a twitch account and get money while having the best job ever playing video games
>Go date a rich or at least decently well-off beta, live comfortably forever. Be loyal and never cheat.
>tfw no Danielle gf
just end me familio
>get a dick
>come back to 4chan and shit talk
I'd get fat as i can
>>27612102
I'd buy tons of cute clothing
>>27612102
Get beta orbiters in a moroccan image bulletin to buy me stuff from Amazon
Everything would be exactly the same.
I am already a girl. But I'll pose the obvious hypothetical and ask "What if I woke up as a hot dude?"
Well I'd probably jerk off and have a lot of gay sex.
buy tampons
clean my pussy
Google how to deal with fluids leaking out my vagina daily
>>27612102
Become a lesbian and make a harem of my own.
>>27612102
>What's your first order of business?
Get a hysterectomy.
>>27612102
anal, sticking a finger up my tight ass then smelling it.
Become a surrogate mom because I have a pregnancy fetish and I'm happy that I can finally experience it.
if I have a sister I cuddle with her
if not, I cuddle with friends
>>27613547
>not fucking your sister
Lame tbqh.
Fuck as many robots as I can and then kill myself. Be reincarnated as the Archmage and begin the purging of those unvirgin robots.
>>27613547
I was pretty disappointed that they didn't make out at the end of Frozen.
Perfect ending.
>>27612102
I's start a love business where I get to be a perfect pure qt girlfriend for a day (cheerful, full of life, hugs, kisses), I'd stay a virgin to keep the illusion up.
Get a really high paying job and sue my boss when he tries to make a move on me.
Shit is cash
Get out of bed. Continue life as normal. Maybe some boys will ask me out since I am hot.
>robots saying they will do things they hate real women do
I find it interesting.
>>27613728
You can't change the rules of the game. May as well join the winning side.
>>27613763
I guess that's true, familia.
>>27612756
>>27612102
any nudes or porn?
>>27613576
>rushing your relationship with your sister
>not enjoying the slow escalation
>>27613649
Disney is saving that for Frozen 2 or 3. The longer fans have to wait for a couple to get intimate, the more they desire it.
Poke my erect nipples all day
>>27612102
>one of these threads
>uses chick wearing a wig
10/10 nice effort op
>>27612102
> put on cute clothes
> makeup and do hair
> walk around town
> go sit in a cafe with my friends
you wonder why grills have no hobbies? its cause just existing is fun when people are looking at you, validating you, asking you out, doing nice things for you..etc
id just enjoy that feeling tbqh and ride my life out like a rollercoaster going on dates with chads and enjoying myself
The obvious answer (pic related). Along with:
>stream on twitch and camwhore sites for tribute shekels
>take pictures of myself in all sorts of lewd clothes in whatever poses I want
>have sex to see what it's like as a female
>fuck with people on 4chan for shits and keks
>turn back into a guy
>fap to all the pictures I took as a girl
>live life as a comfy NEET with all the money I accumulated
>kms when I realise life will never be as good and easy again
Use my looks to get free drugs
>>27612143
This, you will retain all your previous years of being a fucking video game obsessed loser so you will have an incredible leg up from the average cam whore. You will be showered in money and praise
