>Your kitchen's a mess, you eat out alone
>He eats her out, makes her moan
>I dont want to post it, but I do it anyway
>this thread is shit, and OP is gay
>she smells of fresh shit
>her asshole threw a fit
>its all on my face and all up my chest
>she giggles and tells me "here comes the rest"
>a brown mess of shit all over the bed
>all on my toes up to my head
>she tells me she's sorry for making a mess
>i tell her its fine just go shave your chest
>mummy denied me tendie treats
>stinky and brown, i'll make her sheets
I just came here to tell everyone that Kaiji fucking sucks and no-one of you should watch it unless you are in your early teens and have a particularly bad taste.
>>27611759
>You try to think out a good retort
>Chad's cock now makes her contort
>forcing poems to rhyme
You are literally the worst
God I hate myself
But I hate Chads even more
Normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27612023
>he hates it
Kaiji is a solid 8/10 and if you think less of it you have shit taste.
>>27612112
>Black and white as fuck
>Everyone's either a whimpering pussy or a hardcore sadist
>The whimpering pussies just burst into tears at the first sight of trouble
>This happens approximately seven times during each episode
>A deus ex machina strike of luck is always what saves Kaiji
4/10 at most, and that's very generous
i hate all normies
the beta uprising will
kill all the normies
>>27612228
Almost forgot about
>That fucking tshhh tshhh sound every time something happens
>The cringey mental images
>The simple-as-hell games and long-winding child level explanations of their logic
I could probably go on for a while
"Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean,
brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
dread nor danger, not Doom itself,
shall defend him from Feanor, and Feanor's kin,
whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
finding keepeth or afar casteth
a Silmaril. This swear we all:
death we will deal him ere Day's ending,
woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth.
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember, Manwe and Varda
I make a thread with pure intent
Shitposters I will now lament
Nobody wants to play my game
But the topic I must now reclaim
ARGUE ON /a/ YOU CONTENTIOUS CHUMPS
DON'T POLLUTE MY THREAD WITH YOUR TEXT DUMPS
Poems will this thread revive
Yes, will even make it thrive
Infight if you truly must
But your lack of rhymes leave me unplussed
Put some effort into your posts
Or return to your caves, you FUCKING BEEF ROASTS.
