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>tfw mom hates me because stepdad prefers me over her
>tfw never did anything to steal him away, but she still hates my guts
>>27611182
Do you give your stepdad's cock lots of sucks to make him feel good since he has to deal with your mean mommy :3c
camaraderie. mutual suffering = mutual respect.
i kinda resented hack for always ragging on eliza but apparently he has the cutest laugh in the world
ive been wooed
>>27611182
are your blowies just that good?
>Tfw you are the onlh worthwhile fembot on this board and all other women are roast beef sluts thirsty for any last bit of attention
Superior fembot checking into your pathetic thread
>>27611600
>I'm not like the other girls!
Get lost, whore
>>27611600
>literally "I'm not like the other girls"
Yeah the difference is that you have a dick
>>27611182
Daily reminder it is your own responsibility to either ignore or derail female threads
>>27611182
i'm confused. is your stepdad fucking you or something or is he just attracted to you?
>>27611600
Give a reason why.
>>27611600
>silly fembots looking for attention
>fembot here, Im not like those others, give me some (You)s
>>27611718
rolling for reminders
>>27611718
if you roll naomi she will kill you trust me
>>27611182
So lies and horseshit general? Lies and horseshit general.
>>27611718
Rolling along the highway
>>27611718
Ronald.
>>27611769
It doesn't matter, the only good ones are Madelyn and Klara
>>27611718
>hehe, a fembot thread, finally i can let everyone know how superior i am to fembots and harvest (you)s
The best thing to do as a fembot on r9k is never mention you're female. These fags spend all their time whining that no females will pay attention to their scrawny asses, but the moment one makes herself knows they're so jaded they'll just spit venom, even if it's not a whore thread. Once you've been on here years and you've watched them do it again and again it's pretty funny.
>>27611856
As long as you don't contribute to the thread it doesn't matter
>>27611718
Roll
Fembot autofilters to Tranny, when?
>>27611870
The benefit of anonymity is that you can trigger the fuck out of robots one second and join in on them on wishing death upon roasties the next.
Particularly tripwhores, I love piling into those and writing graphic rape threats or encouraging them to kill themselves.
>>27611718
>tfw madelyn is perfect but you're a manlet
>>27611898
The anonymity is wonderful.
Perpetuating the hatred of women on this board to keep robots from breeding is probably what most fembots spend their time here doing.
>>27611718
limp bizkitn'
>>27611182
Am I the only one who loves reading fembot feels?
>>27611718
Jade, Colette, and Jaylynn are strictly better. roll
>>27612242
AWWW YES LETS GO BABY
literally the best one
Free attention for anyone and everyone! Just email me!
[email protected]
>>27611718
Rest in peace sweet klara
>tfw no Christian female friends
>>27612529
You're not going to find them here anon
Only fedora tipping grills
>>27611718
ROLL FOR CHAOTIC DESTINY BLOX
>>27612548
One can dream. Is there Christian males instead?
>>27612242
Shit taste, 2bh famalam.
>>27612633
You're talking to one
But they're also a minority
Pretty sure that's why there's no Christian women. Women tend to follow the majority
what is the dumbest way a fembot has ever hurt her boobs
>>27612660
You're probably the worst poster on this entire board
Every fucking thread you spam with shit like this
"why do fembots x?" "how do fembots do this?"
Fuck off already
>>27612651
We could be friends if you want.
>>27611728
We fucked before, but we're no longer doing anything. He initiated it.
>>27612884
I'm a shitty internet friend anon
The only person I've ever been able to keep contact with consistently is my sister
>>27611718
Getting the daily dose
>>27611870
It's sad really. All they have to do is be nice and accepting to fembots, and they just might be able to score a girlfriend
>>27613299
Unlikely. There's 1 female /r9k/ poster for every 25 male ones.
>>27611718
Come on Katya
>>27613861
damn jfmsuwtf
rolling again
>>27611718
They're all pretty shit but rolling anyway.
>>27613978
Brooke. Not that bad, I guess. She'll do anal. She will.
>>27611718
Ronaldo mcdonaldo
>>27611718
Replying right now
>>27613776
>Unlikely. There's 1 female /r9k/ poster for every 2500 male ones.
>>27611718
Rerolling once
>>27614066
True. I wasn't counting the normalshits.
>tfw managed to take a few creepshots of oneitis today
Today is a good day lads
>>27613299
Tried it. Had a fembot girlfriend for a while. She was like a female me, into the same stuff, same height, even same hair color and everything. Loved her with all my heart. Then she disappeared. Come to find out a month later that she moved several states away back with her family without telling me anything and abandoned me.
>>27614430
That's brutal. Really, really brutal. Reason?
>>27611718
I chose boxxy
>>27612891
don't you feel weird for sleeping with the guy married to your mom?
>>27611718
remember to sage, m80s
>>27614475
No clue. Everything was going great from my point of view. We were planning on moving in together, she said she loved me as well, was super sweet and everything. She seemed excited at it and gave every indication that she loved me too.
>>27611718
Hoping for a good one please
>>27611718
roller rink
orginal comenato
>>27611870
This. Never reveal your vagina level
>>27614975
Fuck this cheap system
>>27614949
You never tried to get in contact with her afterwards?
I was hanging out with my friend's girlfriend and some guys. We went out to eat some Chili's. After the dinner, my friend's girlfriend was hugging everyone goodbye. This is normal. However, when it came to hugging the short friend, she hugged him tight enough for his face to be in her boobs. No one said anything about it and acted like it was totally appropriate. This girl is dating my guy friend and she placed another man's face on her boobs.
Everyone else in the group didn't seem bothered by it, but I feel like I should tell my friend about it.
Should I tell my friend that his girlfriend hugged another guy in a way that his face touched her boobs or should I keep my silence?
>>27615022
>gets best girl
>complains about it
What the hell?
>>27611600
Unless you're a girl with a dick you're literally just as bad as the next smelly roast beef whore.
>>27615086
Come on, be cool. The short guy deserves it. Those sort of hugs are the only good thing in a manlets life.
>>27615071
I did. Multiple times. She ignored all my calls, texts, everything. Short of flying out to where she moved, which I didn't know exactly where, I don't know what more I could've done.
>>27611718
This is an original rollll
>talk to mother about moving somewhere that hasn't been touched by critical race theory, "who cares it's their personal choice you have no right to judge," etc
>she says there's no point because these things will eventually dominate corner of the globe
w-welp
>>27611718
Rolling in a very original way
>A guy actually said I was cute and walked away
He probably went back to his friends later and laughed about how he lied to me ;_;
>>27615322
That is pretty funny. Try being cuter.
>>27611718
#maker9kgreatagain
Kek that it's not original
>>27611718
give me the pol one
>>27611718
>none of them reflect women even half decently
Please stop with this unrealistic garbage. Its setting as unrealistic standards as porn.
We need one of these but roasties. One out of 20 is a good girl.
>>27615322
You're very cute anon :3
>>27615153
I supposed it. That really sucks, Anon.
>>27615322
Don't be like that, I bet you're pretty cute <3
>>27615508
Fuck off, she's mine.
>>27615153
That's got to eat away at you sometimes. Sorry, brother. I suppose you have the good times to remember, though?
>>27615576
But anon
I just got dubs
>>27615508
>>27615576
Desperate little beta fags should be banned. How pathetic.
>>27615589
>Off by one
Haha. Kill yourself, loser.
>>27615633
>dubs reply
Well done anon
>>27611182
>insecure all the time about husband cheating at work
>his supervisor is a cute Asian girl who hired him because she "likes him a lot"
>I've been involuntarily cucked by an ex before
>ex cheated with 4 different women and I've bit my tongue up until the very last whore
>have self-esteem issues and panic at the slightest chance of husband's cheating
>probably will kill myself in the near future
>>27615839
You aren't a fembot normie whore
I hope your husband is getting his dick wet in that tight asian pussy
>>27615839
Yeah but then he'll definitely cheat. She'll "comfort" him. Good luck to him.
>>27615839
Want a friend? I'm female.
>>27615930
Sis go home
>>27615930
No, she wants male friend. She craves thick, veiny, hot, diamon-hard cock to stretch her tight pussy and pound for hours.
>>27615930
Just because you take hormone pills and had your penis removed does not mean you're a female, anon.
>>27616072
That's degenerate anon.
>>27611894
Wait a minute if someone has a tail sticking out of their pants it means they have butt plug attached to it? Or is there tails that just clip to pants? Ive seen a tail irl once and I didnt think anything of it
>>27616104
>there tails that just clip to pants?
Yes, but what you saw probably was a buttplug.
>>27611718
Rolling for the fact it`s 4:44 and I`m doing nothing with my life.
>>27611718
ROLLIN ROLLIN tHiS Is aN OriGinAl CommENt
>>27616093
How so, m80?
>>27615543
>>27615586
I'm past it now, it was over a year ago, but every now and then she'll cross my mind. Makes sense because of the unanswered questions but still. I appreciate the sentiments. That said, I got spoiled and being able to actually talk and joke about shit going on on 4chan was amazing so I don't know if I could settle for, for lack of a better term, a "normal" girlfriend anymore.
>>27616514
>don't know if I could settle for a "normal" girlfriend anymore
That's a feel I know well, brother.
>>27614376
What would women even be trying to get a creep shot of. I sometimes catch women on the train eyeing my crotch so I'm led to believe it'd be that.
>>27611718
Nice chart, make it yourself?
>>27616513
A man can never become a woman nor understand a woman's nature, vice versa.
I'm gay and I would love to have a girlfriend but I'm way too socially awkward. I thought I would grow out of it but I'm 25. Going to kill myself soon.
>>27614430
That happened to me too, in high school. Her mom called me at like 5 one morning frantically trying to find her. No calls, texts, anything from her. Pissed me off since we spent the day before together, had a bunch of sex like normal, and she told me how much she loved me. She left the day before Valentine's Day lol.
Didn't hear from her for over a month, and she only called to tell me she was pregnant... Now Here I am, 10 years later, we had two more kids, I put her through school, and she decided to leave me and the kids a few days after Christmas.
rolling because i need to sleep
watch out wAAAAATCH OUT
>Women are even in competition with their offspring
Jesus christ, what a fucking horrid gender.
>>27616725
That's some horrible luck, bro. I can drop you my email if you need to chat to someone about that madness.
>>27617014
I'm adjusting pretty well. She treated me like shit, so it's nice to have her gone. I took the kids and moved states 3 weeks after she moved out.
I'm still in love with her, which I know is stupid on my part. But it just takes time I guess.
>>27617067
In a way, you'll always love the mother of your kids. Take care of them and raise them right, man. You can do it.
>>27617123
Oh yeah, I am! I'm a little curious to see how my son turns out. He was only 4 months old when she left.
I'm pretty jaded when it comes to women at this point, I don't know if I want to deal with them at all anymore. But I think that's just part of spending 10 years with a bpd woman who was also codependent and afflicted with ptsd.
>>27616657
Are you new? This chart has been around for some time.
>>27617182
It's got to be pretty good knowing you're their father and mentor. You can impart your wisdom upon them.
The main being to never stick your dick in crazy, eh? Good luck, anon.
>>27611718
rolling for madelyn, there is no downside
>>27617336
YEEEEEEEEEESFUCK YOU ROBOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l4PkcX8UEM
>>27617336
Except she's absolute garbage with no redeeming factors
>>27611182
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
REEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARDpls no muterino mr robot this is original
>>27617422
Nu-male manlet detected. Go back to tumblr.
>>27617422
>antisemetic/racist
Huge plus
>no friends
Even bigger plus, we can spend all our time together without pretending
>listens to music all day
As do i
>cookies
>downside
>steals for me
Again explain downside
>doesn't like manlets
Ahhh.. now i get your frustration
>>27616725
Some shit man. I wish I could say it was the first time a girl had disappeared on me too, but that's a whole 'nother story. Either way, best of luck to you and the rest of your situation. I hope you can steer them right so they can stay sane when life throws some shit their way too.
>>27611718
Rolling for destiny
>>27617483
>Huge plus
Nope
>Even bigger plus, we can spend all our time together without pretending
Nope
>>steals for me
She ought to be shot
my sister has been fucking my stepdad for years. i think my mother pretends not to know, these people are fucked up senpai.
>>27617515
?????
You should fuck your mom desu
Have you actually seen your sis with stepdad?
Are you a grill or boi?
>>27617510
Listen here you manlet kike, we have different opinions and i literally cannot see any downside whatsoever, or are you just some fat roastie who is in this thread for real and are mad i'm posting?
>>27611718
Oh boy I sure hope I get someone attractive (fuck the robot9000)
>>27611718
Oh, oh, yes, mute me harder senpai! Mute me for unoriginal comments!
>>27614430
I had a similiar situation, then I checked her phone one day and found literally hundreds of links to interracial cuck shit, videos, pictures, erotic lit, I dropped her so hard. She probably still comes here. Fembots: not even once
>>27615839
HOW ARE WHITE "WOMEN" SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THE T.A.P?
>>27611718
based rollIs
>tfw you're pregnant with your daddy's baby
Take political test and post back what you get
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
GO
>>27617842
>Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary
I didn't know I was a lolbertarian. Don't thread on me, I guess.
>>27617944
>Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary
>anti-government
>nationalist
How did you manage that?
>>27617842
what is going on in that video
>>27611730
no punani
>>27611718
roll
>>27618004
Playful bb gun fight
>>27611718
rullen
>>27611718
rerullen
>>27617962
I'm anti-government because niggers need it. I'm nationalist because I believe in standing up to niggers
>>27617962
Identifying more with your people than your government. You can respect your traditions and ancestry without approving unconditionally everything your leaders do and believing they should have absolute control over your life.
>>27618184
>>27618187
Ah i see, thanks for clearing that up for me guys
>>27618004
Jewelry thief gets caught In Thailand
And by caught I mean shot repeatedly.
>>27611718
madelyn plssssssssssssssssssssss she's perfect
>>27618346
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fucking nigger... re-rolling!
>>27611718
KKK Fine
>>27618360
just your average woman... last try for madelyn
>>27618382
okay... one more... crossing fingers
>>27617842
Left-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary
I'm okay with this.
Scum, the lot of you.
>>27618445
Oh, thank you. Please insult me more, I get off on this.
>>27617842
Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist
Would any fembot here fuck her step dad?
>>27611718
Rolletto
