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Holy fuck guys I need your help. >Be in my moms house >mom
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Holy fuck guys I need your help.

>Be in my moms house
>mom calls me up because she "has a surprise" for me
>mom is in a towel
>ask her where the surprise is
>she removes towel and says "right here honey~"
>mom is 50 years old and disgusting as fuck, hairy, wrinkly, just gross
>"I saw the milf porn on your PC and well, I'm flattered! But you only had to ask."
>Tell her the porn has nothing to do with her and that I just like older women
>why did I phrase it like that?
>I reject her and she asks why I'm disgusted by her
>don't have the heart to tell her it's because she's fucking hideous
>She gives me an ultimatum, saying I need to "earn my keep" if I wanna keep being a NEET
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Tell her you're gay
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baitiest bait that ever did bait
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>>27610555
Then he's gonna have to fuck his dad
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>>27610516
Idk why people act like tumblr and 4chan are so different they're actually pretty alike. People like to make up shitty stories that read like they've been ripped out of some loser teen's fan fiction on both sites
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>>27610516
Kek, your fault for being a shitty NEET son. I feel bad for your parents. NEETs should just off themselves.
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Damn op just go for it, looks arent everything. If she is that horny then please your mother, she will be grateful ;)
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>>27610613
A minor casualty in the grand scheme
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>>27610613
No, that's just /r/9k, the most autistic subreddit on this site

t. /pol/tard.
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