how much is your mouth worth? this is for both robots and fembots
if a naked guy came up to you and offered you $5,000 to suck his dick, would you do it? what is the lowest amount you'd go to suck a dick?
Golly gee OP! You sure like talking about dicks!
>>27610265
>what is the lowest amount you'd go to suck a dick?
I've sucked at dick for $0, but nowadays I'd probably do it for $100 if it was std free.
A solid $200
if he's clean and white and he doesn't try to fuck me over with the money I would suck his dick 100%
5k is good money
probably $50 desu
If nobody ever finds out and the guy is healthy and clean 200 dollars. Otherwise only for a ridiculous amount like 200 thousand.
>>27610265
Are you asking what price dignity and self-respect?
I would not do it.
>>27610606
desu id probably do it for 500 just to get a new pc
>>27610581
>>27610606
>>27610619
>>27610626
you people are fucking cheap
>>27610265
if it's small like OP's pic, then $5,000 is good.
if it's bigger/average, then either a lot more, or free, depending on whether the guy is good looking or not.
>>27610655
>small
that's like a 7incher bro, well above average
I would probably suck trap dick for 50 an orgasm as long as proven no STD's and physically attractive in a feminine aspect.
That's like 4 bottles of cheap whisky.
>>27610265
if i was single, probably like $800
but since im in a relationship it wouldnt be worth it
I'd go as low as $800 probably
>what is the lowest amount you'd go to suck a dick?
for a normal guy $50, for a gross one $70
if he was really gross i'd probably refuse unless he offered a few hundred at least
for a hot guy, free obviously
as long he is white and clean, $50 would do it
>>27610265
Male Robot here.
6k per cumshot, but only if i could do it multiple times. Because otherwise it would not be worth losing my dignity.
>mfw reading this thread
>mfw I have 5k in the bank
>>27610685
>Some countries averages are close to 7 inches
>US is ~5.5
Are we really shit at everything we do?
fembot here
I would do it for free, but if he doesn't measure up to my standards, he won't get anything
>>27610797
you can pretty much buy the mouths of everyone in this thread
robots are really cheap prostitutes, I'm surprised.
that feeling when you are absolutely positive that everyone posting in here is male!
>>27610797
>mfw reading this thread and i have 15k in the bank
>>27610797
lol you fuckin slut
>>27610834
speak for yourself bud, I'm a trans woman
how low would a fembot go to eat a girls pussy? $100?
>>27610265
If no one else knew I'd suck dick for a hundo desu
100k euro
Minimum $500,000USD post taxes handjob finish, no jizzing in mouth or on face. One million to swallow.
>>27610824
Slut. But I'll buy it.
>>27610906
mfw have $500k in the bank
$2000 is my minimum
>>27610265
no
no amount of money would make me suck a dick
>>27610265
Don't think I could suck a dick
> tfw you have a clean white virgin penis that's 6 inches with no abnormalities
Who wants to suck my dick?
>>27610265
literally the only thing that would put me off is the risk of STD or some other disease. If I could be sure he was clean, hell yes I'd suck a dick for 5k. I'd gladly make that my profession
Lets be real here 50$ and id smoke some pole not even gay at all but money is money
>>27610980
Oh know you could suck a dick and for low amounts of money too, when that cash is on the table infront of you and the dick is hanging out you would
>>27610995
>only 6 inches
Sorry but if I'm going to submit myself to someone they better have at least 7 inches.
>>27610822
Dont fall for the jewish memes. Most people have small penises. Hence why the average length
>>27610265
It's weird, if a random guy came up to me and offered that I wouldn't do it unless it was for big money like 50k minimum. If an attractive girl like in the OP asked me to do it I'd gladly do it for free and after some initial trepidation I'm sure I'd love every second. I'm not sure if it's the extreme side of a submission fetish or some sort of repressed homosex stuff. IRL I've never so much as looked at a guy sexually, don't have any sort of attraction to them, anything. But OP's pic has me absolute diamonds and salivating.
>>27611003
5k? Lets be realistic most you would get is 25 to 75
There are really only three answers to this question.
1. "No, I'm straight I would never suck a dick."
2. "Yes, but only for (unreasonably large sum of money)."
3. "Yes, I am a huge faggot please rape my face."
and we all know that /r9k/ is full of fags like us.
>>27611110
8.5 by 6.5 reporting in
>>27610980
You'd be amazed what you can achieve when you put your mind to it.
>>27610265
The lowest? Around $1,000. And even then, no cumshot or cum-in-mouth or swallow or anything.
mommy said a sucky suckie is worth 400 gbp!!
>>27611172
Yeah. You and everyone on this board
>>27611172
9 by 9 here.
I think this might be a tumour.
>>27611141
1. I am 100% strait but I would suck a dick for 100$, its not gay becuase i am performing a job for money
2. When a doctor does a rectal exam it doesnt make him gay M8
3. Most Robros or Bibros as well and would suck a dick for free and get fucked up the ass
>>27610822
Too many white bois bring down the average size.
Dicklets, when will they learn?
>>27611216
>mfw tuna can dick
2 by 7.5, life is suffering.
Of course I would. I sucked one, but I'm not gay. If you think about cash to seconds you are making bank. I predict I would accept 350$ and get him off within a minute.
>>27610995
please be in new york
i'm old and not very cute btw
>>27611199
Dont hate cuz ya dick is small senpai, I have 8.2/6"
Lowest I would go is $50 for a friend. I need money for my japanese mobile games
>>27610265
For $5000.00? Easily.
I'd probably do it for around $250.00, extra money is always nice.
>>27611284
>sucking a friends dick for $50
How much for that boipussy?
Free
But I'm gay
>>27610632
You are emotional, like a woman.
>>27611241
350? Dude lower then that 350 is like an hour of time being raw dogged up the ass and swallowing his cum
>>27610265
I doubt I'd be able to finish even for 1000000$ I'd certainly try for that much but my gag reflex would kick in and probably vomit on his dick.
>>27611327
Ya but why not charge 25 dollars and get paid to have fun, you would let a train of men fuck that boipussy for free? One after another filling you up like a slut
>>27611320
$80 tbqh, or $70 if it includes a 20 piece
>>27611346
350 for a minute isn't bad. how long do you expect him to last? Most girls don't suck with ambition and don't know the male body. No way he would last more than a pop song.
Why are so money robots so strapped for cash? Didn't we have that richfag thread a while back where it turned out most robots bring in like 70k a year?
>>27611330
A man has pride. He does not compromise that.
A woman sells herself for temporary gain.
>>27611348
Always a market for gag and vomit porn, hes going to want to drop a load in ya mouth though, or you could just take a few sleeping pills take 6 shots of liquir then let him do what EVER he wants too to you for an hour, that would be an easy 500
>>27611388
kekek
originaru comentoo
>>27611395
>muh pride
Weak
>>27611388
Because people are finally starting to be honest
>>27611388
That was a NEET thread, us wageslaves are living check to check.
>>27611388
If you make 70k a year, why not spend 10 minutes making that 75k?
>>27611422
Without pride we are nothing but mindless animals.
>>27611406
Yeah I wouldn't do that. I was molested several times as a kid and now I black out and get violent when in sexual situations I don't approve of especially when drugs and alcohol are involved even with women so I have only been able to maintain relationships with subs with a thing for choking or abuse always trying to push me further for there own sexual gain
>>27611376
That's some cheap ass, bro.
>>27611486
I don't pride myself on not sucking dicks. That's stupid. Lots of guys don't suck dicks.
>>27611486
Or cold, calculating and efficient.
>>27611510
I am a slave to gatcha.
>>27611524
You pride yourself on not selling you body for the sexual pleasure of others.
Shit, that's not something to take specific pride in. Doing it would cost you some of your pride. It would harm you as a person.
My sexual health, investment of time in a monogamous partnership, and personal safety (my boyfriend would blast my brains out with his goofy ghettoblaster) are worth more than five thousand bucks.
Might go for a million though, that's enough to hide my ass, buy a little shack, and if inflation doesn't fuck me over, live a modest yet very comfy hikke life until I die.
>>27611559
I will take any advantage I can get and pride myself on what I gain from it.
>>27611380
Who the fuck is going to pay you 350 for cumming in 60 seconds, they want that full hour my nigga
>>27610265
>if a naked guy came up to you and offered you $5,000 to suck his dick, would you do it?
If he doesn't have any std yeah sure that sounds good.
>>27611388
I bring in 110k after taxes senpai, but the thread is about discussing sucking cock for cash
>>27611613
Nope! OP said only to suck his dick. I could figure it out. It'd be like a bomb mission but meh.
>>27611599
You would seek to profit from anything and everything?
That's some greedy shit, bro. It's not good to be so consumed by materialism.
Id do for 5k as long as he washed it first and I'd take another 2 to swallow
>>27611641
The world is material and we are all consumed.
>>27611388
How do you think he made his money?
Think about it.
>>27611641
dum fggt types from a comp his mom owns lol swag
>>27611493
Sounds like you would make a good fuck
$600 for a clean std free one. Swallow would be double that.
>>27611676
Nigga you would pay him 600 for the priv of sucking him off, and double that if he let you swallow his cummies
>>27611652
I was going to say there's more to life than that but here I am posting on a himalayan mountain-climbing forum so what the fuck what it even mean.
>>27611676
cum isnt worth double you fucking deee-generate
5 dollars
Oh god I hope I'm the biggest whore
>>27611222
Trips checked, I feel the same way if you are being paid it is not gay at ALL, I am 100% strait but being paid for doing a job, if a vet jerks a horse off for breeding does that make him into beastiality ofc not.
>>27610265
If he was white, disease free, nobody would know and I didn't have to look at his face I'd do it for free.
Honestly the guy would have more of an issue with it than I would
$5k and he wears a condom
>>27611672
So I've been told. But it does scare people away I've been described as "intimidating" more than once
>>27611752
Actually it is. I was in the game for a while and that was the going price for gay men. I once got 4k for a suck and swallow from some 19 year old at his campus
>>27611852
Was he really fat or something?
>>27611852
I jacked a dude off I met on craigslist for a couple dollars worth of weed
He was the only person who would give me any and I mean hey free weed and dick. Bretty good time. But his dick had a fucking sore on it. I felt so disgusting afterwards. I washed my hands, but they still feel dirty.
>>27611883
That weed tho, that shit was boooombbbbbb so dank exotic. Fucking. Don't regret that actually.
>>27611873
He was a fit manlet, I did not do fat men
>>27611826
Well try this, hes black unwashed as the norm, 8.5 inch BBC, and part of the deal is you guys have to look each other in the eyes and he can spit on your face
>>27611914
The real question is, how much would you pay for that? lol
>>27611883
That would be a giant red flag in the industry and an instant $200 more. Plus he would need a condom for any contact
>>27610265
>if a naked guy came up to you and offered you $5,000 to suck his dick, would you do it?
hell yeah
>what is the lowest amount you'd go to suck a dick?
probably... $550
around there but it depends on how cute the boy is and how clean the cock is, if its a homeless guy or a big scary hairy guy then there is no amount I would
anything less than $550 and, well, there's really nothing I would want to get. having $500 in my bank is not really benefitting me desu, if I cant spend it, and I have no income
so if the person would buy me something I want it would probably be better, something like a new computer or the new headphones i want to buy
>>27611927
Ahhh, thanks. And to say being a prostitute is easy. You gotta have brains
>>27611989
Yeah it got pretty crazy at times. I'm glad I'm out now after 2 years of it
I'd suck a dick for $100,000. No less.
>>27611989
Probably more street smarts than brains.
I have a fantasy of being tricked into sucking dick for money, with the recipient cumming in my mouth and driving off
>>27612121
I could just rape you and beat you pretty bad if you want?
no i wouldnt
i dont want to suck dicks
id lick a fatsos pussy for money maybe
I went to craigs and met 2 guys who would give me 100$ for handy jobs and blowie, they would bring weed and alcohal for me took maybe 20 minutes, one guy was friday after work other was wed after both married, so for almost 3 hours a month I would get 800$ in cash enough weed to sell some if extra and enough booze to drink at least 5 daus a week, I might find another regular that would pay as well life is good
>>27611914
I'd do it for like 500k then, literally a nightmare scenario
>>27610265
$300 and up. I've had this mental discussion with myself. I'd suck a dick for $300.
Senpai, what would be the price if you had to swallow?
I'd do it for 10k, i figure i could pay off my student loan and have some left over
>>27610265
1000 will do, but don't think anyone will pay that amount
>>27610265
No. That'd make me into a whore, literally. The moral high ground I have over the roasties and the degenerates would be lost as would any chance I have of going into heaven (if it exists).
>>27612462
Depends on how cute you are, hang out at an airport hotel and hit on all the business men coming through
>>27612251
So you get paid 800 a month to suck off 2 men once a week? Thats not bad at all, with my NEETBUX I would be set.. free weed and booze?
Well I'd start charging and $250 and then as I improve at oral increase the prices to $400.
And I only service clean, STD free white cocks. If it's a nice cock or the guy is good looking a discount can be applied.
>>27610265
I was thinking of becoming an escort after transition. This girl I know makes 250 pounds sterling an hour, gets taken to restaurants and everything. Pretty sure she makes more than a doctor.
I'm not gay so i wouldn't suck a dick
I'd eat out a pussy for like 50$ though
I'm pretty financially-secure right now, so I'd need a good amount of money to do this. Like six-figures at least.
>>27612741
as if any woman would pay to have you eat her out. Top kek m8y
>>27610265
free desu
If it's clean and not diseased and the guy is cute, I'd do it for a six-pack of beer. Less cute guys require liquor.
>>27611130
He, I'd settle for a hundred if he's decent looking
400 Wetzel's Pretzels
>>27610265
Marriage with no pre-nup to a financially stable man. I'm not sucking more than one in my lifetime, ever.
100k+ or gtfo
What's it like getting a blowjob? Do they feel as good as they look?
>>27614620
mediocre. girls usually just bob up and down without actually sucking on it, so it doesn't really feel like anything, just warm and wet flesh. jerking off feels better
>>27614674
what about actual sex? does jerking off feel better than sex?
>>27614535
what's financially stable to you, also do you want children y/n?
>>27611231
Indians have the smallest wangs and had to have special small condoms because american ones kept falling off.
How much do you think i could get to eat a woman out?
>>27615505
$0
girls can get someone hotter than you to eat their pussy for free. girls can also charge guys for the privilege of eating them out
>>27610265
5k? Idk maybe as long as they were clean I suppose.
>>27610265
I can deep throat without pukingmostly
>>27611388
>tfw my savings account brings in a pretty 36 cents a day
>>27614897
Full time job w/benefits, insurance, no debt. Yeah, I do want kids. The pre-nup thing is negotiable, more than anything I'm just not a fan of no-fault divorce, and I don't want to marry someone that has conditions that allow him to do shitty things like hide assets from his family. Not because I'm a gold digger, but because it gives leeway for him to be unfaithful (like those dudes with secret second families and stuff).
zero dollars
5k: yes
lowest price I'd go: 1k
>>27611776
[ if a vet jerks a horse off for breeding does that make him into beastiality ofc not]
citation needed, i'm pretty sure thats gay as fuck
>>27615974
Maybe if they were made to realize how good I am at it
