Tell me about that oddly specific, perfect fantasy girlfriend you have in your imagination, Anon
I don't have one, I'm busy experiencing reality.
she hates me as much as i hate me but still spends as much time with me as i spend time with me
>>27609787
And how's reality, anon?
i tried but it just became a boring sci fi scenario
i just can't write
>>27609678
I don't have any. I just think about how nice it would be to have a girl to cuddle, cook food, go to the beach or just watch a movie with.
>>27609921
It's cool, I'm on 4chan on my phone while trying to cook mussels. I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>27610127
thing is that you're on r9k, so reality cant be all that great unless you are just a normie
>>27610127
you gonna die, nigga
>tfw no thin lanky black sarcastic gf with a huge afro who doesn't like normies and other mainstream nonsense and is really good at SSBM
>>27609678
Both us are going to university and live together in a little appartment. Sometimes I bring some chinese food home when we're both to tired to cook something. In winter we often take long walks in the frozen town after lectures. Altough it's freezy and a bit windy it warms my heart when she grabs my arm and pushes herself onto me. We meet some people I know back from high school, even my favourite teacher, and I proudly tell them who the girl next to me is.
That's what I usually daydream about. Sometimes I think about a breakup and how we both sit crying on the couch.
Pic related the town we live in
>>27610775
stop stealing my dreams
seriously, are you me?
>>27609678
She had wings, too small to fly with, vestigial I guess. And her hair wasn't hair; it was down. A pale green, and soft to the touch.
My current gf but european instead of Chinese.
Still gonna marry her, but I wish she was white sometimes so that my grandparents would stop judging me.
>fiercely religious
>hates my drug problems
>virgin
>won't let me have sex with her until marriage but gives me hand jobs
>really fat and won't stop gaining weight
>uncontrollable farting when she's excited
>thinks she's the sexiest woman ever and has a huge ego
>>27610992
Fuck off disgusting subhuman atheist
>>27610992
How much do you hate yourself?
>>27610941
Your children will be extreme beta angry manlets if they're boys
>no filters with each other
>mutual trust and honesty
>open about her past
>ambitious about our future together
>empathetic and nurturing
>we have different hobbies that we both appreciate each other for
>>27611019
I'm not an atheist
>>27611025
Honestly almost none. I love myself.
I need to find a shy speed addict like me
>>27611062
>I'm not an atheist
Yes you are
>Has legitimate interest in my goals/views of life and gives me advice or support,even actually shares most of those views
>Doesn't like go partying and even less getting drunk
>Likes taking walks around the parks while talking about either how society works,politics or any interesting scientific fields
>Wants to learn and improve together in every aspect,planning activities and routines
>Loves rainy days and likes to spend them in bed near each other
I think that's mostly it
>>27611089
No I'm not. You are. Also you're gay.
>Same height/slightly taller than me
>Skinny
>Hair cut in a short black bob
>Has as deep an interest in music as me
>Listens to screamo, noise rock and sad 90s indie/shoegaze
>Is willing to stay inside watching Gen X slacker movies with me
>Is okay with me crying on her
>Dominating/cruel in bed but kind and loving in any other situation
>Wants to stay up late talking about the human condition
>at least shorter than my eye level
>not fat but not skeleton either
>small tiddy
>skin colour is my shade or lighter
>sad eyes, never smiles except when I'm with her
>laughs at my humour
>her brown, curly hair is shoulder length or longer, but not too long
>at least average facial aesthetics
>likes photography
>loves cinema
>listens to death grips, oneohtrix, anything ambient or abrasive in general (I like both somehow) and also Mac DeMarco, Yung Lean
>is comfortable with my emotional vulnerability
>despite her short stature she is dominant in bed, but not in a cruel way, and is sweet and loving in other situations
>makes me wear girl clothes
>virgin
>may or may not have a benis
>>27611157
>the human condition
>>27611041
Yeah that's a legitimate worry of mine, though I have a friend that's half chinese but still looks mostly german.
At least the daughters should be really pretty, unless they're like my german's friend's sister who looks like a giant inuit.
>>27610992
You know you could just go to tumblr for a person like that.
I'm sorry op but that's private. She's mine alone. I don't want somebody to steal my fantasy.
>>27611679
Not the first 4 points. Only the last 3 are the girls on tumblr.
>>27609678
Well if i have to go all out and create a perfect fantasy girl:
dark, edgy, slutty, dominant, alt fashion(subtle, not extreme), great social life(and will let me be part of it - basically she's my savior) pretty face, average sized tits and ass, same height as me
>>27611874
>slutty
Why
>>27611890
i think it's sexy
i want her to be sexual is what I'm trying to say, not a prude
I sit in her lap and she gently runs her fingers my hair while we watch a movie.
>>27611918
Basically, you want to be cucked.
Did you mistype Redd-it?
>>27610821
Who knows. Maybe :^)
Tell me more about you're daydreams.
a petite girl who wants to be fucked only by me
>>27611974
call me a reddit cuck all you want, just thinking about that perfect slutty alt waifu makes me melt
Will type it out soon, I stopped doing this for a few months but if you're asking then I might as well try and remember.
>>27609678
she's a girl from new york
we met on a r9k thread
she promised to cuddle with me and make me dinner if I visit her (Im not in the US)
she sounds like this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l8pwHfbAxv
Gonna post my qt chart
>has a terminal illness
>long black hair
>five foot nine
>plays either jazz trumpet or saxophone to a high level
>does coke and smokes cigarettes
>both her parents are dead and left her a large house in Poland
>has a french accent
>has a husky voice
>medium titty
>highly organised
>enjoys hiking in the great outdoors
>>27611874
Are you me?
I love goth/punk/emo/alt girls too, specially with all those qualities you mentioned. As for the slutty part not so much that but just kinky and a cocktease/exhibitionist but who won't cuck me (at least not with other men)
and a petite/loli-like frame. Basically an IRL Jinx or a Liz Vicious clone.
>>27612476
>>27611874
Shit taste me buckos
>>27612541
>stop liking what I don't like!
to each his own m80
I don't. I lost all faith in women some time ago.
>>27612599
This is fantasy anon. Roasties suck in reality but this thread is about if you could custom tailor your own with what ever qualities real roasties lack.
>chinese
>4'10" - 5'2" in height
>5 - 6 stone in weight
>16 - 19 years in age
>virgin
>deeply religious
>will wait until marriage before having sex
>likes foreign movies and reading books for leisure
>will cook and go on walks with me
>funny, saccharine, servile and shy
>>27612732
What women need to be is essentially men in women's bodies. Nothing about what makes a woman a woman is good, except for her appearance.
I want my girlfriend to have droopy, baggy eyes. It turns me on so much.
>>27609678
slender, pale, short, shut-in, laid back, entrenched in hobbies similar to mine, pretty smart and has a distaste for cocky guys. Probably the type of girl you'd catch leering at other people in a corner while she reads a book (but if you get to know her she has a killer personality and opens up). Down-to-earth.
I'd like to think it existsBut everyone I've tried friend zones me or is absolutely bonkers crazy
She's the only person that knows about my ability to astro-project, teleport and fly. Last night I fantasised that due to me teleporting with her around the world so often she gained the power to influence people. While it was temporary she caused her boss to slit his own throat in front of her without meaning to. We aren't talking right now.
>>27612867
>type of girl you'd catch leering at other people in a corner
>has a killer personality and opens up
Pick one
>>27613091
>my ability to astro-project, teleport and fly
She's one of my female friends except wealthy enough so neither of us have to work.
>Russian, Georgian, or Central Asian
>Russian speaker
>pale as fuck with black hair
>5'7" or taller
>underweight/the type of person to stress starve rather than stress eat
>socially awkward largely for lack of effort/experience
>tough life growing up, very spiteful/resentful
>working on law degree or already a prosecutor who gets off on sending people behind bars
>low empathy
>nihilist or existentialist, will be excited to hang up a Nietzsche poster together
>has a soft spot for squirrels or mice or some small mammal while outwardly cruel
>has masturbated to gore
>habitually rejects authority
>reckless disregard for safety
>would kill a dude for $100 if she knew she could get away with it
>virgin not necessary, but not a sloot or casual sex haver
>tfw no textbook psychopathic gf of similar cultural background
>>27609678
She's looks about as old as I do, has tan skin (mexican or middle eastern ?), shoulder length wavy dark red hair and she doesn't really wear any make up from what I could see, I remember the last time I saw her she had small stretched ears. She's the girl I used to have recurring dreams about, each time Id see her we'd take a walk and go on a crazy adventure near my house. I could never get a good look at her face though. I haven't had a dream with her in 5 years. I miss her.
>>27611874
So, my ex fiance ?
>>27609678
I like listening to girls, so my perfect girlfriend is one who has to say something. She can be into photography, literature, art, anime, I don't care, just be into something and talk to me about it. No "how was your day?" courtesy, just "yesterday I read that book, I think you're going to like it, there's that character that..." and I'll fucking read it, in a snap.
It's just, whenever I talk to girls, it's like:
>"What are some of your favorite movies?"
>"I dunno, depends on the mood ;)"
That's not even an answer.
>>27613447
>ex fiance
KEK
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Just as bad as "my wife's son"
>>27609678
*cue hay ball rolling sound*
>>27609678
>Redhead, shoulder length minimum
>Cute face
>Minimum 5/10 looks
>Pierced and inked
>Skinnyfat with a nice little potbelly
>At most same height but preferably smaller than me
>Same interests and hobbies. If she has any that I don't they are ones I could get into or take a passing interest.
>Can keep up with my sex drive and is very submissive inside and outside the bedroom
>Enjoys the freedoms feminism has wrought but is not above traditional female roles.
>Treats SJWs with the contempt they deserve
>Extremely loyal and trustworthy to the point where the thought of cheating/deceiving me fills her with dread.
>>27614057
>breaking up with a girl = getting cucked
Huh ?
>>27614515
>>27614515
You must have missed the "everything is now synonymous with cuckoldry" memo
>>27609678
I want someone like Amelie, but a little more expressive
She's tall, athletic, Asian, comes off as quirky but is very serious. Holds herself to high standards and expects the same of everyone around her. Seems cool and aloof at times but only because she forces herself to be so she can fulfill her ambition. In reality she loves nothing more than laying around and snuggling. But things must be done.
Over time I teach her to leave good enough alone a bit more, and a little of her blind ambition rubs off on me.
I want her to be an a-cup and petite. She'll listen to my problems as I will listen to hers. I want her to be honest with me and not lie for any reason. We'll work out our problems when we argue and won't ever yell. We'll have one maybe two kids. We'll get old together and regret nothing. She'll laugh at my jokes and put up with me.
She's 5'7" so i don't spread my manlet genes. She's white, blonde with blue eyes. She has a nice ass and C cup boobs. Also skinny. She has a gorgeous face of course. She leans towards cute rather than sexy. But she can get away with dyed hair and piercing kind of like Mirukawa. She is weebish and slightly autistic. She likes ottermode or athletic type bodies. She has or is recovering from some kind of illness. She plays a musical instrument and can sing. She is shy and an introvert. She is motherly and all around nice. She trys to stay in shape. And last but certainly not least-might even be the most important-she's a pure virgin who's never had a boyfriend. Pic related gives a rough estimate.
>>27610220
I didn't say it was great! It isn't. I want to die most of the time.
>>27609678
>white/asian
>shorter than me, around 5'8'
>not athletic
>doesn't exercise
>naturally skinny
>hair to her shoulders
>green eyes
>resting bitch face that only lights up when she sees me
>clingy, but knows when to fuck off
>virgin
>no male friends
>has her own job
>doesn't want kids
>is ok with spending Saturday's playing vidya and fucking between rounds
>knows how to cook
>not a very high libido
>communicates all problems so we can work through them together
>loves me, and only me
>>27610428
Afro Daria
>>27614130
Tumbleweed anon?
She is the perfect girl.
>beautiful
>doesn't like to party and has never been to a club
>a bit goofy
>seems like a lot of fun to be around
>only has like 3 good friends she hangs out with
>into crafts and stuff
etc etc etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430Gm_vBZvw
For originality's sake
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>27617985
whydon't you want kids eeyaw?
She's basically me (body stat wise at least) but really pretty and has brown, waist length hair instead of blond. In this fantasy I'm also pretty and thin and have waist length hair.
All we do in this fantasy is watch anime together in our animal onesie jammies and eat snacks. This is what I usually think about when I'm cuddling with my pillow before I go to sleepI'm working on being thin and growing out my hair so at least this fantasy will become partially true. And maybe I've got a pretty face under this fat, you never know.
cassie from skins
>>27610775
>>27610821
This.
>>27612324
Template? Might fill that in when I'm bored. Also, a link to the character creator would be nice. By the way, I loved the threads I came across where we would create and share some ideal gfs using that app.
>>27618407
Skinny, full of self-loathing and constantly paranoid you're going to leave her for something skinnier?
>short, petite, qt face like pic related
>small breasts, wide hips
>extremely long, healthy hair down to butt
>mostly wears baggy hoodies and jeans, doesn't concern herself too much with fashion
>introverted
>loves music
>likes videogames
>alright to just hang out and relax
>somehow doesn't mind that I'm a worthless loser
>>27618315
Oh, right. Sometimes I have fantasies of bathing her, cooking for her, brushing her hair and stuff like that. Basically all my fantasies of my ideal gf are just us doing day to day things together, nothing special at all. Sometimes I'll think about her cries waking me in the middle of the night because she had a bad dream and staying up with her until she falls back asleep. Or maybe she accidentally wets the bed and I get to clean her up and reassure her that everything is alright. Thinking about stuff like that is a little embarrassing but it's sweet at the same time.
she's blind
>>27609678
Female version of me with slight differences so we are not just clones.
Problem is I have a specific cocktail of diagnosed mental issues so Its pretty much impossible to find.
>same interests as me
>average in most aspects, like me
>big titties would be nice, but even in my fantasies i've become desperate and would take any sized titties
whatever the modern-day version of a stalwart female knight would be
complete with secret feminine cutesy side and a ridiculous devotion to her strict moral code, of course
>>27619211
this is pretty fucking high-tier patrician level shit right here
>>27618507
>self-loathing
ya mate that parts the shit
>>27609678
A petite woman who dresses exclusively in maid uniforms, but is actually my personal bodyguard and assassin. Whenever she talks about herself, she just refers to her job as being a domestic servant for me.
By day, we sleep cuddled up to each other, maybe fugging a few times. Sometimes I would wake up and she would just be absent-mindedly playing with my hair or whispering to me how much she needs me to live. When it turns nighttime, I drive her to the locations of people I decided I didn't like any more, and she kills the fuck out of them using an anti-tank rifle. As we got more and more money by fucking people's shit up for other people, I'd get better and better cars and she would customise her rifle until it's so complex that only we can fire it effectively, a symbol of our love.
She is only loyal to me and me alone, and her ideal time spent with me is curled up on the couch watching something, or on our computers, pecking each other every time we get up. She loves animals and would keep sending me pictures of squirrels and puppies and other cute things. She'd be very excitable and as we got older and richer she would start pleading with me for children.
I would help her maintain her rifle, and she would help me become a powerful man. One day we'd pack all the organised murder in and move some kind of huge unassaultable fortress, rich beyond our dreams, and with a large family.
Bump de hump
>>27619211
>my ideal mate is a White Knight SJW
>a girl
>virgin
>between 90 to 145 pounds
>dependant on me
That's pretty much it. I keep lowering my standards in hopes I would then get a gf.
>>27609678
>fantasy gf
Can't have one, it would just set my expectations too high.
>>27620754
Haha, oh wow. What a loser.
>>27621929
>Not wanting a qt assassin waifu who will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
OP said perfect, not realistic.
On the spectrum.
>>27611047
Tfw this describes your relationship, it's achievable anon.
>>27612324
Thanks for posting this bud.
t. NSA
>>27610127
Only because you heard girls like guys with mussels.
>>27609678
I just wanted someone I could have an autistic fit ( Read : normal 2 hours long conversation ) about planes, rockets and the such.
>eccentric name
>medium length brown hair in a bob cut
>glasses
>slightly chubby
>smart
>funny
>loving
The worst fucking part is that I had it. I had all of it. I loved her so much. I would give anything just to have her back.
Indont really have a dream girl, every time I fall for a girl my idea of a dream girl changes, but what I really want deep down is a girl who really wants to be with me. A girl who isn't just dating me because she need a boyfriend, but one that genuinely loves me the way I love her.
Maybe someday, right guys?
>>27613225
Why do you want to be with a psychopath?
>>27618926
Same here. I'm not sure if I've decided that I'm too ugly for a girl with working eyes to love or I'm a sick fuck who wants his gf to be dependent on him. Either way, I'm an awful person.
>Chubby
>Preferably Filipino or Vietnamese
>Into computers and electronics
>Gravelly but cute voice
>Anarchist
>Willing to nightwalk with me
>Can take a joke
>5'7 (2 inches shorter than me)
>shoulder length dark brown hair
>brown eyes
>light dark circles under eyes
>light skin
>brown eyes
>quite but not socially awkward
>naturally skinny
>likes vidya and animoo
>intelligent
>emotionally stable
>independent (not clingy)
>competitive
>mfw she is real
>mfw when I fucked up because I couldn't confess my feels
