Can people sense if you've just taken a shit?
Whenever I take a shit, I'm too self conscious about it. I feel like people can tell that I just took a shit. Maybe they can smell the individual shit molecules on my clothes or something. Or just that the leftover shit particles in my ass hair stink, I don't know. So whenever I take a shit, I prefer to take a shower right after.
Anyone else know this feel?
Sir you require a bum gun
That's why you need to tell everyone you meet "I didn't just take a shit if you're wondering."
did you never learn how to properly wipe your ass, you retard?
I'm paranoid about this aswell. Thats why I plan when I shit.
>>27607171
this
>using toilet paper
disgusting.
>>27607171
>>27607489
How do you not get your pants all wet?
>>27607869
you sit in the toilet and reach under with said bumgun and pull the trigger, feeling the forceful yet comforting spray of pure water shoot up into the cavenous depths of your asshole. The process leaves your bumbum completely clean; this is why it is THE SUPERIOR method. Obviously you just pull your pants down and no water gets out of the bowl.
>>27607976
But it's just a shower for your ass, right? How come the waters isn't splashing everywhere in the process?
>>27608530
idk, you can just control it easily
