>sleep with girl last year
>she went back to her home country germany
>going on a music tour to Cologne this summer holiday
>on a whim ask if she lives close by because recently got dumped and just craving any female attention I can get
>turns out she lives in Cologne
>she says yeah we should meet up and she will show me around Cologne
How do I not fuck this up?
>>27606666
Easy. Just get the fuck out of here normie.
i heard that these types of problems are easily solved by killing you'reself
Reeeeeeee
kekekkekek
>>27606737
>>27606774
I've regained a tiny shred of faith in humanity.
>>27606666
No one cares, fuck off, go die retard.
>sleep with girl last year
>girl
>sleep
It's simple. All you gotta do is get the fuck off this board.
>>27606666
What a dickhead
Does her name start with M?
Just dress as a migrant and rape her
>>27606737
0rigin4l Kek
I live in cologne, Go to the rheinpark, it's a very nice place and basically no one is there at evenings. I can come and fuck it up for You. Effzeh beste
>>27606666
Just be yourself, mate. The average German male is pretty autistic. Even most robots on here probably are more assertive and daring than many German guys. Also many German girls even prefer guys who aren't too extroverted.
>seen 20:30
well its ogre
