Is your girlfriend also a robot like you?
She's in highschool, wants to be a housewife, I'm pushing her to go to college
>>27606229
>pushing her to go to college
you done fucked
>>27606229
>pushing her to go to college
throwing her out into the chad pool and seeing if she comes back?
>>27606275
>>27606286
LDRs are memes, if she goes to college we break up and I'm back to being single.
Or are you guys really suggesting that I have my 17yo girlfriend move in with me as soon as she graduates highschool, pumpo a baby into her and put a ring on it?
nah my girlfriend is a rocket science super model demigodess
>>27606190
Yes, she also likes anime and videogames
>>27606373
Is college literally the only way to get an education in Burgerland? Is there something like a nursing school and some other trade school for typically female professions?
No, she's the equivalent of those manic pixie dream girls who go for losers to help them out
I'm getting progressively tired of it and having a gf no longer seems worth it
>>27606373
Anon uh.. Just curious, what state does she live in?
>>27606656
Wow, this exists? I thought it was a meme. How would you rate you out of 10?
Why are you getting tired?
>>27606190
>your girlfriend
>a robot
>like you
>if you have a girlfriend
>>27606624
Pretty much everything requires college these days, I wish we had that weird education system the germans use.
>>27606697
We're in New England, let's just leave it at that.
Are your parents also orphans like you?
>>27606373
>Or are you guys really suggesting that I have my 17yo girlfriend move in with me as soon as she graduates highschool, pumpo a baby into her and put a ring on it?
Yes, you fucking idiot, that's a dream set up you've got there
yeah actually, she's not like those other fake fucking 'femanons' happy with her and before her i didn't even believe in love and thought i was going to die alone, i want to marry her and she wants to marry me. I-I'm gonna make it guise.
>>27608205
I refuse to believe that's the dream life robots aspire to
thanks for the laugh OP, I love when memes are taken to the next level
>>27609562
>jailbait girlfriend
>she wants nothing to do with college
>she just wants to be your housewife
I'm also assuming that you have a decent job and live on your own, you stupid fucking ungrateful chad. Even when happiness is staring you in the face all you can think about is going out to crush more stacy puss.
fuck you and get out of my board
>>27606229
>>27606373
There is no way you can be this retarded.
You have a qt pie pure gf that wants your kids and be a family woman, and yet you want to throw out in Chad arms?
You are fucking retarded I want to hit you in the face. I had a gf you know, once, she was pure a virgin when I got her, we went together and spent middleshcool and highschool together, she was the one.
Then she went to uni and everything turned to shit, and she left me to fuck Chad.
Don't fuck up and let her be a family woman if it is what she truly wants.
>>27606229
>she's in highschool
>implying you are not in highschool
>implying you're not underage
NORMIE SCUM GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27611031
>>27611151
She's barely seventeen, I popped her cherry on halloween, we're still on the honeymoon phase, she's high on dick and love, it will pass. You really think she'll still be that eager in 2 years when she's 19 and taking care of my baby? You really think she won't grow bitter?
>>27611303
I'm 25
>>27611807
#normieproblems
fuck off out of here
>>27611807
normie who preys on little girls, ayyy.
What's your name? Chaddeus?
>>27611807
>I'm 25
That's actually creepy as fuck, go find someone that isn't literally a child.
>>27606190
Yep. She's short, fat and socially retarded. and a borderline lesbian, but loves the peen apparently which I think why she keeps me around. also, I'm a pushover and will do whatever she wants me to do. I would leave if she ever tried to cuck me, but other than that I'll never leave because I'm too ugly to get the kind of woman I really want.
>>27613428
>>27612731
>17
>little girl
You guys retarded?
>>27606190
No, she the most fucking normal normie on this earth and it pisses me off.
>>27614670
even /r9k/ers have their dignity, mate. What you're doing is fucked up.
>>27614709
>have a gf
>getting mad at anyone for being normie.
well you're a but of a dunce aren't you?
>>27606190
>girlfriend
>robot
I want reddit to get out.
>>27606190
I swear to Christ, the next virgin girl I meet I will marry and impregnate.
You fuckers have really meme'd me to death and I am not going to marry a non-virgin.
W-wish me luck
>>27606190
I've had overfivegirlfriends and they were a mix of robots and cyborgs. Goths, metalheads, punks, anarchist freegan radfems, weebs, etc.
Actually one of them was a normie, and I broke up with her for her sake because either I was going to make her a robot and drag her down to my level or I was going to keep pretending to be a normie until one day we're that couple that ends up having a dramatic fight at the supermarket over which brand of breakfast cereal to buy. She loved me and I loved her but the cracks in the foundation were already starting to show.
No, but my oneitis is
>>27612731
>>27613428
>>27614765
Aren't you the fuckers always going on about "stacies are all sluts" and how everyone should be aiming for a "pure virgin qt"?
Earlier in the thread you were saying that I should wife her. Get your fucking narrative in order.
>>27615111
>expecting consistency from robots
>>27606190
>girlfriend
What the literal fuck
NORMIES OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
The girl I like is a robot! She doesn't respond very quickly, but that's okay. I think she likes me too and it's incredibly nice when she does talk to me. I'm pretty sure she's just not too social, which is why she's a robot in the first place.
My current gf goes on 4chan sometimes an basically has quite a few tendencies of a robot. We have a lot in common an I don't think I've ever been happier with someone. Dating someone who goes on 4chan isn't always necessarily a bad thing. It ups the chances of being more alike an having things in common.
>>27606229
>>27606541
>>27606656
>>27608358
>>27614709
>>27615007
>>27615470
WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS
IF YOU HAVE A GF OR GOT LAID YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT AND NEVER WERE
STOP APPROPRIATING US!!!!
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>>27615668
>appropriating
>you're appropriating tumblr by using that word anon
>>27615111
Memes have taken over our lives, don't listen to us.But for real, wife that shit
>>27606190
All my practice online gfs have been disgusting normies.
Robot girls dont stay pure for long, they fall into online communities and proceed to have 5000 guys worshipping them. They will also have chads hitting on them irl, so now they see no value in robots even for novelties sake and go for the chad.
Its ironically easier for us Robots to get normie girls.
My girlfriend is a fucking cartoon LOL
>tfw bf tells me his old gf also browsed r9k
Fuck you, SHAYNE!
>>27617203
JK Shayne, I miss you.I miss being MEAN to you.
>>27617142
Of course not, I'm a fucking loser
>>27614765
Speak for yourself normie, hebephilia is the most patrician of fetishes, along with momcest
my girlfriend fucking sucks
>>27606656
>having a gf no longer seems worth it
iktf brother
