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Reminder for all you LITTLE BOYS out there, if you have a dick
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Reminder for all you LITTLE BOYS out there, if you have a dick under 8" you're a low test beta.
Doesn't matter how much you lift, how good looking, how tall, how masculine, you're still a little bitch.

Dick size isn't genetic, penis size is determined by how much prenatal and postnatal testosterone you where exposed to.
In fact, doctors can identify the size of your penis in the WOMB by seeing how much testosterone you where exposed to.

Anyone who doesn't measure up should get the snip.
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>>27605303
No I think being 6'4 makes up for my 5". Big dicks hurt women.
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>>27605303
I'm pretty sure having a big dick is gonna hurt the roasties and bitches

>Preaching to underage fags on 4chan
KYS by the way
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>tfw ugly, short and small dicked

The holy trinity of failure right here.
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>>27605525
I'd fuck your butt Anon
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>>27605303
>Be 7"
>Just under the cutoff

Guess I'll just kill myself.
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>>27605457
Forever a boy~
>>27605507
Coping too much there, little boy.
>>27605525
Become a trap like I did, it feels good being in my place.
To service real men.
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>>27605549
Nice humblebrag buddy
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>>27605606
I can't become a trap. I'm masculine ugly. Low set neanderthal eyebrows, broad shoulders. That would never work.
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>>27605549
Post it pls blox blox blox
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>>27605606
>Forever a boy
>Copying too much, little boy

Are you okay? You seem retarded OP

>become a trap like-

Oh great, it's another "try and turn small-dicked guys into traps and make them kts later teehee~" thread, sage
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>>27605606
7" here, tips on how to become a trap? What about chastity?
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>>27605677
Other 7" here

Wanna swordfight?
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>>27605652
Would you want to?
>>27605668
Little dicklet pls
>>27605677
By posting it
>>27605712
Post it!!
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>>27605718
Go masturbate to your own penis, anon.
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>>27605718
>Would you want to?
No I wouldn't even want to. It's humiliating. I'd rather kill myself.
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>>27605718
>Little dicklet pls

Jesus christ just KYS you fucking faggot you'd do the gene pool a fucking favour
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>mfw jelqed from 5.5 to 7.5
>op buttmad because i can fraud a woman with my trash genetics
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>>27605744
My penis is kinda caged atm :(
>>27605785
You're so mad~
>>27605795
Post it
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>>27605718
Okay, here it is. What now?
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>>27605795
>mfw jelqed from 5.5 to 7.5
Same here bro. We're all gonna make it
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>>27605816
You grip it too hard when you masturbate, anon.

Grip it with the other hand for a while.
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>>27605303
How dare you defile Haruhi with this shitpost.
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>>27605816
Looks a little bigger than 7 Anon ~

More
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>>27605909
Sorry that you were born with a small dick, became a cum dump for Chad and think that you have to convince other dicklets to do the same.
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>>27605909
what planet are you living on
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>>27605712
6.7x5.3 here
Almost made it
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>>27605961
It's OK it's only slightly ur fault
>>27605965
Uhhh why
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>>27605816
>whiteboi penis
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>>27606030
Post your chastity cage
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This thread amuses me.

The average percentile of people with 8+ inch dicks is 99.67%, so 0.33% of people and above have one.

Mensa accepts people in the 98th percentile, meaning that 2% of people meet their standard. https://www.mensa.org/about-us

You have a bigger chance possessing a Mensa level IQ than you do possessing an 8+ inch tool. The common characteristic that penis size and IQ score share is that both are out of a person's control.

Everyone is fine.
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>>27606257
>Girth of 7" is 100%

Cool. I am alone.
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>>27605303

>Dick size isn't genetic
>Anyone who doesn't measure up should get the snip

I agree, but why stop there? Why not also get rid of the sub-100 IQ's beginning with you OP?
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>>27605303
>Dick size isn't genetic
Correct. Like any other muscle, you have to exercise it for it to get bigger.
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C'mon, OP. You fucking dicklet trap slut, show us your cage. Show us your butt. Show us your little feminine neck so I can wrap my strong hands around it.
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>tfw forever 7"x5.2" pencil dick
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS.
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>>27606284
Doesn't mean that there are no others like you, just it's so rare, it's statistically considered 0.
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don't you guys ever feel retarded for actually exerting the effort to get proper measurements of your penis?
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>>27606404
>muscle
>he fell for the the-penis-is-a-muscle-meme
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>>27606638
No? It's something men have been doing for literally centuries.
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>>27606590
>5.2
>pencil

It's actually above average.
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COME ON OP. POST YOUR CAGED UP LITTLE DICK
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>>27605303
Jesus Christ. I wish I could know who makes these threads and with what ultimate intention
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>>27606854
Trying to make us all cucks.
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Prenatal testosterone exposure makes you a homosexual. That's why gay guys tend to have bigger dicks
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>>27606854
Probably one of the many 6'2" 8"x6" sex gods who call this board home.
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>>27605718
The average capacity of a vagina is approximately 3.5 inches, varying in size. The only way a woman could take an entire 8 incher is if you've been previously smashed, and no one wants a smashed chili-dog slit.

TL:DR stop using anime react pics u lil faget
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I'M PUTTING TILDES AND THE END OF MY SENTENCE TO LOOK COOL~
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thred is ded
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>>27605303
Anon pls tell me how small and worthless my dick is.
Bonus points: Tell me how easily I cum.

I'm into that shit. Make me fap pls.
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>6" benis
It's ok. I don't mind.
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9 inches and white.

Get on my level.
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>>27608320
Post it.

Or alternatively, stop measuring from your anus.
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>>27608408
That's how your supposed to do it. Ensures a level playing field
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>>27607593
Come on anon, I want you to talk shit about my dick.

T.b.h I'm not even small, I'm like the average 5" but I'm still into that.
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>>27605303
At least I'm not a weeaboo.
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>>27608576
>average
>5 inches

im not op but i thought it was roughly 6"? I'm 6.5 so i'm not so sure you're right, bear in mind the average takes japs into consideration
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>>27605652
Just pretend, there are men who love masculine men, who would make you their wife.
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>>27609124
I've stopped hearing people say the average is 6 for like two years now, and that's been replaced by 5, so I guess the average is 5 now.

It makes me feel better about my orgasms but I try not to be biased.
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>>27609269
so my 6.5 will be enough?

>implying it's ever going to be required
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>>27609338
Honestly, I'd say as long as you're not a faggot about it, dick size isn't a problem. Within reason.

I usually just give my gf oral until I'm tired and then when I stick it in her for a few seconds, I flip her over so she's on top of me, and that's hot as fuck for me.
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>>27609338
>>27609524
I've learned that it's a matter of "destroying her vagina" by any means you can. Having the "ye bitch im gonna fukk you so fucking hard you're not even gonna THINK of fukking another dude" helps with not cumming, even though I don't really believe that outside of sex.
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Six inches of steel.

I feel this is just some liberal agenda to demonize white men and this black penis is big thing is just jewish porn star's doing their work.
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