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Why is a 16yo black boy Jaden tapping this, while you sit here,
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Why is a 16yo black boy Jaden tapping this,
while you sit here, posting on 4chan?
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Because he was born into an infinitely higher social class than me.
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his dad is rich and famous
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He's got a rich dad, trust fund, more connections and exposure to rich and attractive people, access to drugs that make him more motivated probably
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>>27605238
-he's extremely rich
-his dad is one of the most famous people in western culture of the past 30 years
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Because I'm currently human failure. I'm trying not to be human failure
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what do you call such a guy?
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i bet she pegs him
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>>27605238
I thought Jaden was homosexual
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>>27605238
Holy fucking Photoshop ayy lmao
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>>27605339
Just because he's an intellectual?
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>>27605339
>implying that thing doesn't have a dick
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>>27605364
>you will never see a video of her taking the bbc
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>>27605238
Tattoos?
Belongs in the trash imo
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Because my dad isn't the Fresh Prince.

Jaden also clearly does not give a fuck so I imagine he's extremely confident and impulsive in real life.
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>>27605238
There are no words to describe the depth of my rage and indignation
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>>27605238

Jaden Smith is a deep philosopher far beyond the likes of us. We should not begrudge him his superiority.
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she's improving her social status by banging him, since, as others mentioned, his dad is rich and famous
if she were to bang me she'd be hurting her social status because I'm a fat 29yo neet
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I see women like this everyday. Hundred of them are fucking everynight within a mile of me. I did the college meme, i was told that would make me a normy and I would be fucking these women. Those liars! REEEEEEEEEEEIMSOFUCKINGLONELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>dem eyebrows and lips
>tfw never be with a qt like this
please let me die
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>>27605238
>tfw she knows he'll die of a drug overdose or something else stupid
shes playing the long con for life insurance money and estate
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>>27605238
do you think they fuck?
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>>27605238
jaden is a verified genius with an IQ of over 200 so its not exactly fair to compare a robot to him
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>>27605238
>You will never be a slutty gold digging blonde teen taking some bbc in exchange for fame.

Why live?
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>>27605312
whats up with this dudes face
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>tfw no qt who holds you like this
JUST
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reminder that sarah snyder is a convicted felon and thief
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>>27607402
Thief of what?
And I'm not even sure how much of a red flag that is?

Also, why do people use BBC synonymous with black dick. Nobody confirmed Jaden's big.
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>>27608268
15k hermes bag
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>>27605238
>>27605312
>>27605364
>>27607191
>>27607394

she's such a qt

i want to die
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>>27607394
>tfw I'll never know the feeling of having a girl cling onto my arm and be happy
>tfw something like that is normal for most people
>tfw I've never even held a girls hand
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>>27605238
does she have more pics like this
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Women only care about Looks Money and Social Status

If I was attractive, wealthy and my father was a rich hollywood star I'd be hitting hot white bitches too.

But ofcourse I'm poor, ugly and nobody knows me so here I am on r9k.
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>>27608410
dude, hitbthe gym and eat well for 6 months. and actually put an effort in to your appearance. It's not hard, you just can't expect anything to happen if you don't put any effort towards it
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>>27608495
I don't care anymore anon, I'll never have young inexperienced love with someone my own age, I've opted out
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>>27608460
She has some that are fappable, I guess. Instagram?
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>dad is 6'2 and built
>he is 5'6 and skinny as fuck
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>>27608495
how the hell is this supposed to help?
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>>27608893
They chose to use part of his mommy's name for a reason.
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>>27608920
how is taking care of yourself and making yourself look approachable and appealing to the opposite gender supposed to help? I don't know anon... it's a mystery.
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>>27608976
you dont need to hit the gym to reach that
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>>27609001
it certainly helps
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>>27607191
Hahahaha, white boi BTFO.
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>>27605238
Holy shit who is she

Im about to fap like a fucking madman
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Because sex is like a drug. You try it once, and it takes over your life.

I prefer freedom, and so I renounce women.
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>>27609013
not if he's autistic
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>>27609026
It's in the filename you flaming homosexual
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>>27609053
no it isnt, sex is really overrated, you try it once and notice how shit it actually was
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So if Jaden Smith is fucking her because he is Will Smith's son.
And Will Smith is rich and famous mainly because of white people.
Is this indirect cuckoldry?
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>>27609053
Wizard level 9001.
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>>27607402
So am I but I'm not fucking convicted and who cares.

Crime is irrelevant.

She is a fucking 10/10 god damn I wanna cry.
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>>27609078
You're fucking the wrong women then
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>>27605238
Being a loser NEET doesn't discriminate.
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>>27609057
nvm I reverse searched it qt don't worry i'm good.
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>>27609078
I know that's some people's experience, but other people become totally ensnared by it.
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>>27605238
>dating jaden smith

what a disgusting whore
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>>27605312
why is it cool to look like a weird faggot nowadays
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>>27609388
what do you look like anon? Being a poor fag limits you. Never forget this
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>>27609427
i mean their clothes
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>>27607394

I'd let her steal my sperms if you know what I mean.
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>>27609514
>>27609388
Normal person standards don't apply because he's as rich as god.
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>>27607191
Thank god she's actually a kike. I was mad as fuck until I saw the name snyder.
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>>27608976
>>27608976
>implying you need any of that shit to get gfs
/fit/izens are really ficking delusional
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>>27610235
Snyder is Jewish??
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>>27605238
How can her figure be real if her curves aren't real?
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>>27610305
Yes. My intense anger was instantly replaced with glee when I saw her name.
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>>27605238
Because he's famous, he has money, he lifts, and he has money.
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>>27606258
Stay mad white boi.


How unoriginal
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>>27610534
>phone shadow

some seriously dumb fucks right there
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Jaden is a cuck this stacey is a holleywood slut
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>>27610473

lol this nigga is already on something
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>>27607263

she is gold nigging
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>>27610693
Probably some absurdly expensive designer steroid
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>>27605312
hes copying the Weeknd, look at his hair.

hes not even doing it subtly hes outright COPYING HIM
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ITT we post books you think this could has been reading
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>>27610409
Snyder is a German surname dude...there are a lot more Americans of partial German or Dutch than Jewish ancestry.
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>>27610870
he got really into numerology and weird mystical ideas, so he's probably reading hermetic texts
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>>27608495
i struglle and am struglling with this for a long time, not with the gym but with Music, i have a billion ideas and get pumped everytime i think of making music but instantley lose focus and concentration the minute i start anything and mindlessley surf the web or rewatch videos.

it fucking hurts somtimes knowing that i can CHANGE my life and actually accomplish somthing but my fucking brain just says fuck you and fights me.

what im trying to say is its hard as fuck getting these things accomplished because we want to but we have to fight ourselves to do it

also if you actually read this can you recommened books on these subjects, whats ironic is how my brain allows me to read books on fighting it without a challange so thats a start at least
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why dont you guys just pretend youre rich and have higher social class? its not hard to convince the average woman even ifs shes a 10. fake it till u make bros all i can say without going into detail. no im not talking about PUA fuckery
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>>27610979
welcome to being an artist. you have to just force yourself to make something and release it, no matter how imperfect it seems. there are a lot of people who get famous from shitty art. when you realize that, you won't feel bad about simply releasing stuff, and you know you will improve.

maybe try taking adderall or something if you just absolutely can't focus, but yeah. crank something out.
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>>27609078
This, the worst part is the gross, unsanitary feeling afterward.

dnw
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Because my dad is not a famous millionaire.
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>>27605312
>blue fingernails
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>>27605312
Those girls look ugly as fuck, wow. Rich people must be inbred as fuck, suddenly I feel just a bit happy
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>>27607070
Hey college boy, how would you like to be made into a man today? Where are you from? We should date
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>>27611097
>Welcome to being an artist
the sentence alone makes me feel better, i constantly hear about other people having these sort of troubles and only the strongest can get passed this phase

>no matter how imperfect it is
thats another problem for me, i cant do that, i consider my self a perfectionist and cant actually release something or show anyone something unless i feel its good enough, i have made beats and melody's before but never felt they were good enough to be used.

i may just say fuck it and actually release something for the sake of seeing how it may effect me but nonetheless i have a long road before i can actually move music production from something that interests me to a fully fleshed skill
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>>27611314
>Rich people must be inbred as fuck
Gotta keep the money in the family, pham.
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>>27607394
Awwww how adorable. I hope they last forever. And who cares if hes a bit goofy? Hes 16, he should be allowed to get it out of his system. Besides hes cooler than any of us here just in his little pinky.
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>>27611413
I knew about that, its just they probably still do something similar to this day. If not keeping it in the family then at least just keeoing it exclusive to other wealthy people. That has got to keeo the gene pool considerable small. I always had this theory that rich people were just a bit homely. They're the reason plastic surgery is a thing.
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>>27611414
These days lasting forever is pretty damn rare. But who knows, maybe they'll beat the odds.
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She's a jew for sure, still very cute though. Reminds me of natalie portman in the movie leon the professional.
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>>27611736
I know but I am just happy for him. He managed to get a girlfriend, and a cutie 3.14 at that. Thats more than any of us could ever even dream of, and he's such a cringe memefest too. Its just so many slaps in the average robots face that it gets my dick rock hard. Not to mention hes a "nigger", but still I'm happy for him even if I never get to experience that myself.
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hey man. congrats. i like his raps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefCdLAGK4E
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>>27611861
/r9k/ would call you a cuck, though.

In any case, any rocker famous enough for you to know him can fuck a groupie after any of his shows (or two). My point is fame is more than just a pussy magnet, Jaden could choose form many. He's not relatable, it doesn't matter what he does
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>>27611736
>JUST water
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She's seriously gorgeous. I probably first saw a pic of her somewhere here on 4chan, reverse image searched it, and saw she's Jaden's girl. I don't think it's racism and him being black that bothers me... it's more that she's so cute and baby-faced and innocent-looking. Most "socialite" sluts may be technically hot, but they still usually look like trashy bimbos. Looking at Sarah gives me the butterflies and activates paternalistic instincts or something and makes me JEALOUS AS FUCK.

Like, if he weren't Will Smith's son, he'd be some dweeb in the troubled kids class.
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>>27610874
>sarah snyder
Look at her face and you'll see the arabic/negro mixture. She's a jew. I was soo fucking mad, but now I know Jaden is doing me a favor.
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>>27612021
I have problems attaching the cute label to anything sexually appealing
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>>27610409
Fox and grapes
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>>27612138
Serious question, Is he gay?
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>>27605238
He has a rich and famous father and is able to leverage that to meet girls like that.
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Damn she's 20 and looks 15, usually its the other way around for females.
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I think girls only battle amongst girls
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>>27611861
Jaden is probably the closest any male celebrity comes to 4chan like behavior. He dresses as Iron Man, White Batman, puts on literal dresses, writes odd tweets, and so on. He's basically us if we were accepted by society.
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>>27612187
No, but he believes in that "gender neutral" clothing shit. i.e. it's ok for men to wear skirts
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