If even I can get a girlfriend, why can't you?
Pic related, me and my girlfriend. I'm a biochemical engineer btw.
I get to do her without condom every night.
Honestly, being a robot I never expected this. Met her online through a dating website and she was a virgin before I plowed her vagina so hard.
She's in her last year of engineering also (same major as I did) so we'll be raking in the dough together when she graduates. God, can't wait to fuck her again tonight.
Jelly robots
jeez jelly faggots
jelly of my biochemical engineering degree and girl
>skinny guy + landwhale
That's the most untermensch thing ever. I'd rather eat my own shit than do this.
>>27605504
she's fat and you have bad teeth
Cause I have no friends. You need a social circle, most couples meet via mutual friends.
>>27605529
>ugly guy wouldn't date ugly girl
>still gets angry that a hot girl wouldn't go out with him
LOL
When she loses weight she's going to be hit on constantly and she's going to cheat on you.
>>27605555
Ugly people shouldn't breed.
>>27604953
Congrats on fucking a 3/10. I probably could too, but why.
>>27605267
This is bait because "lol Chad banging a 3/10" and irl is probably his sister but I'll bite:
I think they look cute together and seem really happy. Plus if they're both engineers that makes it even cuter.
>>27604953
Not sure if b8 or retarded.
>>27604953
because
>what one man can do another man can do too
is normie bullshit
she's kind of qt. If she loses weight she will probably leave for chads
>>27605713
this
what's there to add
Picrelated is a russian couple. Here if you are an average looking guy you can only get fat ugly bitch who will divorce you after 2-3 years.
>>27604953
ayy m8, your gf looks like thomas
If anyone needs a PNG HERE YOU GO BITCHAZ
>>27604953
>getting a fat gf
No thank you
>>27604953
>>27605080
>>27605267
This is some quality satire
>>27605778
he's not really average he's 3-4/10, 5 being average
also maybe likes fat girls
Nice land whale OP
>>27604953
another fucking Beta who makes his gf the first woman that shows him some interest and is afraid of dying alone and sad.
I don't want a fat girlfriend and aside from the chasers I don't think any man does. I say that knowing several men who married fat women.
I made that mistake. I married a cute face, low self esteem chubby. In time I encouraged her to lose the weight and then she cheated with a total fraud. Didn't work out for her but it also totally blew up my life.
>>27604953
>>27605080
id get the same satisfaction fucking a farm animal. does anyone here have standards?
>decent looking, well groomed guy
>good career
>Wife is a cow
What is your point exactly?
>>27605778
ive seen lots of average looks slavs with hot model gf's dude.
>>27605916
thanks but no thanks good png tho
>>27605647
How is he Chad? He's a 3/10 as well.
>>27604953
If this isn't b8 its good she makes you happy. On the off chance it is b8 though I have to sage.
>>27604953
I may be desperate, but even I wouldn't go for Fatty McMongo face there.
Nice troll OP, where are you getting these pictures?
>>27605080
You on the right?
>I'm an engineer
Thats why you have a GF and I don't. Close this thread
