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1. Staying a V at 23 2. Losing V with a prostitute Which one
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1. Staying a V at 23
2. Losing V with a prostitute

Which one is less humiliating?
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>>27603618

Staying a V
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Paying for sex is never the answer anon. Thats degeneracy, and you're not a filthy fucking degenerate are you?

Just say you're saving yourself for marriage.
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fucking a prostitute sort of defeats the purpose doesn't it?
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>>27603618
the prostitute will know you're a virgin and treat you like a retard. plus you'll bust after 5 thrusts anyway.
but keeping your V card at 23 is terrible.
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You can't lose your V to a prostitute, it doesn't count
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>>27603618
caring at all about your virgin status desu.

if you're horney, try what you can to get laid
if that fails there's always porn and the privacy of some arcade booth

if you just want to get rid of your v card becuase muh status as a man and nothing else then quit worrying about it.
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>>27603650
well, i'm a decent looking /fa/ggot, but i have a crippling social anxiety when it comes to something more than dancing with a grill at the club. When i see a female seeking close contact, rubbing against me and whispering dirty shit into my ears, i get so uncomfortable i usually lose her in the crowd with some trivial shit, like saying i need to go take a piss
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>>27603678
why would anyone care if a prostitute knows you're a virgin? she's a fucking prostitute, she sucks dick for money

go fuck a nice escort OP and just get it over with
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How do you guys have the guts to go to a hooker, but can't get a normal girl to fuck you? I've been with a fair number of women, but I'd feel awkward as fuck going to a prostitute.
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>>27603722
I think you might be gay. Instinct should generally just take over at that point if the bitch wants your dick at all.

Go to a gay bar.
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>>27603713
>if you just want to get rid of your v card becuase muh status as a man and nothing else then quit worrying about it.
try telling anyone you're a virgin at that age. they won't offer to help like in the 40 year old virgin, they'll just look at you like you're about to shoot up a school
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>>27603751
Anyone that is that shallow doesn't deserve the time of day to begin with.
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>>27603737
prostitutes aren't people
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>>27603618
You know you can always lie about not being a virgin, right?
Try to live your life without thinking constantly about sex you pathetic faggot
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>>27603783
Pretty much this. They are less than a dog really.
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>>27603788
lmao, have you ever been drinking with non-virgin people? They will spot your lies right on, especially if you've never been seen in a relationship / at a date etc
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>>27603751
and thats when you care about your virgin status.

people who care about virgins are usually mentally disturbed in someway.

muslims
or pedos
or neets with unrealistic standards.
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>>27603746
i do feel attraction towards grills, but at the same time my brain literally enters a panic mode and convinces me that if i do anything i'll come out as a pervert or she will just straight laugh at me with her friends or whatever
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>>27603903
or cunts who think you need to know what your dick feels like in a wet squisky hole with another brain attached at the other end feels like.

it just feels like empty promises, and unwanted responsibility.
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>>27603910
A nice strong guy would never do that.

I be you'd be a great bottom.
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>>27603871
>have you ever been drinking with non-virgin people?
Dude I'm in my 3rd year of uni, I hang out with normal people all day every day. We drink together, go to parties, go to vacations etc. I just made up some bullshit story about having a long term gf that I had a bad break up with and they know not to ask me about that. On the other hand we have this one common friend who's a painfully obvious virgin and he's constantly horny as fuck, hitting on everything that moves and getting constantly rejected (don't be that guy. EVER). My other normie friends make fun of him in front of me and I just play along. Truth is I look and act normal as fuck, I'm just not attracted to women and I live in a homophobic country
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>>27603937
well, i am a hungry skelly dressed in skinny jeans so propably i would
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losing V to prostitute

I don't feel or think any differently, in fact I find it weird that I'm not a virgin

all I know now is that sex when you're not fit and you masturbate too much is not very enjoyable

and yet that doesn't stop me masturbating furiously to the idea of sex
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>>27603650

Sex with prostitute
>pay 100$
>fuck her

Sex with a girl at the club

>pay for club
>pay for drinks
>move around the dancefloor like an idiot
>pay for taxi
>get told that she had a fantastic time and she'll call you soon
>she doesn't
>go home and make your dick cry

Which one sounds more reasonable, anon?
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>paying for sex when the cheapest whore is literally the price of a new videogame
>paying for ten minutes of loveless humping until you cum instead of using the money for coop games so you can play with your bros

Just rub one out mate
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>>27604166
Neither of them.

Any type of sexual contact is degeneracy.
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Why are you so fucking sensitive? Just pay for a prostitute who will even know?
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>>27603618
Kill yourself, Brandon.
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>>27603618
3. You get to pet Kot Blini instead

Which of these three do you choose?
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I can't believe, that anyone but one boy (who is a Chad) in my class will ever lose his virginity.
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>>27604319
>with your bros
Go back to facebook, normalfag.
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Stay a virgin anon, become religious, marry pure qt.
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