>wake up in the middle of the night crying that I'm still a virgin at 30
>look up some escorts so I can just lose my virginity and stop thinking about it
>realize that having sex with a girl is just asking to get an STD
How can I stop myself from obsessing about this?
>>27603015
Whats taming you so long to lose it?
Are you ugly or?
I've got wizardhood coming up in a few days
Don't know how I'll react to it, but it'll probably be with indifference for the most part
>>27603015
I don't really know why you're worried about getting an STD. Use a condom, the worst that you can get is herpes
>>27603135
>Use a condom
I'm trying to lose my virginity.
>>27603015
Pro-tip:
Hire a hooker, blindfold her, tie her up if you want.
There's no stage fright if the slut can't see you
>virgin : you obsess about sex
>once you do it, you realise you lost all those years obsessing about something quite boring
just do it. so you can do something meaningful
>>27603015
High-end escorts/porn stars are the safest girls you can fuck.
>>27603282
Having sex with a condom isn't having sex.
>>27603335
Then don't use one. There are plenty of escorts that will do it bare if you pay enough.
>>27603406
Then I'll get an STD. Did you even read my fucking post?
>>27603015
Chemically induced sterilization
>>27603435
Prostitutes and pornstars get checked all the damn time. You're more likely to catch something off a girl you meet in a club.
>got really drunk when on vacation
>brought a bar girl back to the hotel
>35yo says she has a 13yo daughter
>lots of fingering, licking and fucking
>wake up in the morning hung over but horny
>spoon and finger her
>no condoms left, oh well guess that's that then
>she climbs on top and rides me raw
>wat
Seven months later and no ill effects. I regret nothing.
>>27603553
You don't understand.
>>27603435
Keep yourself occupied to keep your mind off sex. Take up a hobby or two. Volunteer at an animal shelter. Shit like that.
>>27603242
If they get laid at this stage, the cumulative embarrassment from years of being "that pathetic" will destroy them.
>>27603435
You virgin, do you even know anything about STDs other than what you read?
You won't even go out and fuck to continue the species, because in your arrogance and pomposity you've deemed life useless, while the rest of us fuck your dream girl and all the other bitches because we can talk to women without putting ourselves on a fucking pedestal!!!!
You've regressed to something barely a step above a panda, and you disgust me, subhuman.
>>27603015
You're being ridiculous by thinking you will contract an STD by fucking an escort bare ONCE, yet not willing to use a condom. Escorts get tested all the time and your risk of getting so much as the common cold is slim. When was the last time you heard of any of your female friends, co workers or family members getting screened for STDs?
Hire a girl and wear a condom (or not), and realize that sex isn't everything that it's cracked up to be, or just take our word for it.
>>27603335
yes it is
why would it not be? it's having sex with a condom
