hey gaybots. tell me what your ideal bf would be like.
Just... someone with whom to do pic related.
Reminder that you're all going to heII
>>27599361
>implying anyone on /r9k/ isn't
>>27599051
Is it true that if you're gay men will approach you wanting to be your bf?
>>27599051
One with some dank medicinal pepes to share.
>>27599452
if you have a extreme gay/feminine face and you're not that hard to look at, it can happen. It's happened to me a few times.
>>27599452
Yeah, and it gets exhausting after a while. Replaced my locks three times this year already - since I never leave the house, the faggots have to come to me, and boy are they determined. Finally got gaydar proof wallpaper installed though, so should be a thing of the past.
>>27599051
>what your ideal bf would be like
Existent ;_;
>>27599051
no teddy bear to cuddle with
>Not fat
>Routinely extremely abusive, insulting me and treating me like shit verbally, perhaps even willing to humiliate me
>Will give me honest feedback as I trap and try to improve myself
>Not a normie
>Not underage
>Not old
>Genuinely loves me
>Willing to put up with my mental issues
>Is okay with an online relationship
I wouldn't mind him checking my privilege
Hey fags, come hang out in the gay robot Discord we're trying to get off the ground, it'll be a blast
https://discord.gg/0vA0qBeRvniLWKVH
bumperoo skidoo
>>27599051
>Shorter than my heightwhich is 6'3"
>not a dwarf/midget, though
>Not a trap
>Doesn't wear girls clothes
>doesn't have weird colored hair
>is nice
>is uncut
Bonus:
>If he lifts, that'd be nice, but if not, then okay, it's just a bonus
>>27599051
>genuinely loves me
>not a slut
>kind
>patient
>not crazy
>willing to take initiative
>small circle of friends
>cool with my friends
>financially okay
>not too good looking or too ugly
>top
>lower libido
>cuddler
>>27600573
tfw everything but theliftingbut I'm saving up for a gym membership
>>27600573
>>27600869
U K
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ideal bf:
>not a whore, doesn't sleep around
>loyal and respects that I take time to open up (muh trust issues)
>aryan
>comfy - enjoys just chilling at home watching movies and cuddling rather than going out clubbing
>enjoys casual vidya
>not chubby, at least not in the face
>furry
>into armpit / sweat play
>predominantly top & dominant
>uncut ideally
>>27599051
>tfw gf but want to be a trap and suck cock
I would aswell if I didn't feel bad about cheating
>around my height (6') or a head shorter
>slender femboy
>shy personality but sunny around friends
>crossdresses on occasion, sometimes publically
>loves vidya, movies, music
>super cuddly and clingy
>wants to be my gymbro
>doesn't mind stupid amounts of bodyhair
>likes midnight walks and stargazing
>exists
>Either alot taller than me or alot shorter (so 6'3 or 5'5)
>Hairy has a beard..
>Has a blue collar job like mechanic or something.
>top
I'm lonely and just want a nice boy to cuddle with. Add me on skype if you want:Deivis102
bumping for more fags
>>27599277
Pretty much what I want too.
>>27599051
>cute swedistan looking guy I'm friends with
>don't know if he's a homo too
If only there was a way I could knowalthough I think I can make him gay if I show him enough anime. He already apparently watched GJ Club and I showed him Phantom World and for some strange reason he likes it. Maybe I should show him Galko chan next
>>27599277
>hogging the covers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>add guy on kik
>he barely replies to me
>probably because I'm ugly
>>27599452
No, this is a meme. most gay men either already have a bf or are just man sluts looking to fill their hole or fill yours. Finding a man who wants a real relationship and not a ONS is difficult. Not to mention robots usually are beyond socially autistic, making getting a gf/bf virtually impossible.
>>27599452
pls be my bf
plsplsplspls
>>27599607
>Routinely extremely abusive, insulting me and treating me like shit verbally, perhaps even willing to humiliate me
>guenuly loves me
You do realize this is contradicting and will never happen. Choose one because you won't get both.
>>27599361
>Believing in an afterlife
Why do you bother living?
>>27599051
Not dead or nonexistent
>>27599277
This (b * 2) free of deceit and untruthfulness, family.
P-please talk to me ;___;
Fantasy
>bara
>impossibly bara
>hairy
>hugely into cuddles
>protects me from the world
>protects me from myself and mental illness
>basically acts as my guardian
>complements me
>never hurts or humiliates me
>is ok with me fucking(humping/rubing my dick) his pecs, gut/abs, arm pits
>is ok with me worshiping his body
>is neither a sub or dom, shares sex positions
>doesn't cheat
>loves me
>in both a romantic and fatherly way
Realistic
>average body, preferably husky
>never hurts or humiliates me
>is neither a sub or dom, shares sex positions
>he hast to at lease somewhat like me
>isn't a degenerate
Years or bara hentai has ruined me, puc related.
>>27599051
I honestly don't know. I feel like it changes a lot because I'm biscum, sometimes I want a cute little beta bitch boy manlet to fuck but sometimes I want to be fucked by some tall, quiet, modest, gentle, bearded chad (l-like critikal maybe) while I'm dressed up like a girl. Though afterwards I feel ashamed after I cum to gay porn or the thought of having a same sex spouse, maybe it's something to do with the indoctrination of living near a rural area with typically traditional parents.
>>27604214
>loves me
>in both a romantic and fatherly way
someone explain this shit to me. That makes no sense and sounds very fucked up.
>>27604727
Anon wants someone older to protect, advise and guide him, presumably also to take care of him financially, while also being in love with anon and fucking him. It's not that complicated.
>>27604727
I want a bf who is also my dad. I know its fucked up and unrealistic but what can I do?
>>27604122
>P-please talk to me ;___;
Hey anon
>>27604905
That's pretty gay son.
*slides in a rolling stones cassette*
>>27603347
Whats your kik? I'll message you my man
>read through this thread
>don't fit anyone's standards
lol
>>27606539
As long as you're very dom you fit my standards.
>>27606571
well, i am a top :^)
>>27606539
/r9k/ has unreasonable standards whether they're straight or gay.
>>27606601
You can pound my angus then ;^o
>>27606664
>unreasonable standards
literally three quarters of the thread is asking for a loyal bf - is that so unreasonable?
The rest is "ideal" - ideal as in, the perfect bf. Course very few people ever meet up to anyones idea of a perfect partner
>>27606921
It's unreasonable for gays. Good luck finding someone who doesn't want to just fuck.
Seriously the amount of single gays in their 40s-50s I've met and heard about from friends is straight depressing.
>>27606921
>loyal bf - is that so unreasonable?
To be fair, that's pretty fucking rare.
>tfw no gaybots post you as their ideal
>tfw no ego boost
>>27606989
>>27606979
It is depressingly true - the 4 or so gay / bi guys I've been interested in since starting uni have all either slept with every gay / bi guy they've come across, or were prepared to cheat on their bf with me.
Fuck that noise - I may be cripplingly lonely and still a virgin but I'm not stooping to that level. I have far more dignity than that to be a fuck toy or a side hoe.
Having a bf would be very unrealistic to begin with. Nobody wants a virgin NEET that lives with their mother as a bf.
If I've slept with 5 guys, does that make me a slut? I've never had a boyfriend
A nice boy just complimented me on my shirt on okc
>>27607237
If you slept with them without being boyfriends you're automatically a slut.
>>27606355
h-how do I know youre not the same guy ;_;
>>27607329
I don't think that's fair. No one wanted to be my bf
>>27607380
How can you be such a slut?
Uncircumcised.
>>27607460
L E E D S
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So original comment blox
>>27607486
fuck off uncutfag. i am circumcised and hate myself so i will forever only fap to this.
>>27606921
>literally three quarters of the thread is asking for a loyal bf - is that so unreasonable?
You're not accounting for the fact that they all want a super qt bf with no major flaws.
>>27607345
Well if you wanna be sure you can just kik me @ ninek
>>27607432
b-but I bet Stacy has slept with way more guys than me
5 isn't that much
>>27607776
What timespan are we talking here? 5 over a decade? 5 over a month? 5 in one day?
>>27607868
4 of them were over a month
>>27607946
why am I even asking this?
>has slept with anyone ever
IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT YOU ARE A NORMIE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTTTTTT
>>27608188
i met two of them off 4chan
5'5 top here, i can't find sub cute guys to date me
I'm uncut(6.7), Italian and bossy
>>27608400
>non-whites
>>27608430
not him but i wish there were more white guys here
i only ever slept with one non-white guy, but my neighborhood is very nonwhite. whenever a non-white guy messages me on grindr or something i ignore it.
>>27608263
tell your boysluts to get out as well
>>27599051
FUCKING FAGGOT NORMIES GO BACK TO YOUR OWN BOARD AND GET OF MINE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27608788
/lgbt/ is 80% tranny and all the gays there are sluts - unless you're in their inner circle of gaygen or the skype group then they shun you
>>27609060
Sounds like the place you normies belong then.
>>27609128
don't call me thatblox
fuck off you uncircumicsed lovehomos, us circumCISEDfags will forever live in hell
Short. Probably like 5'11. Below average dick (anal hurts). And just chill. Willing to smoke and lift. I'm 6'3 180 lbs pretty /fit/ and barely gay. Only when I can't find a lady.
>>27609968
>5'11
>short
Reeee try 5'6
