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>>27599058
Thanks!
Oooriringingingal
Guide!
whenever i get the motivation to lift i spend the next few days in agony barely able to move my arms and i feel like absolute shit and start to cry
is there any way around this unbearable pain or do i have to fight through it?
>>27598771
>Report on your current progress.
I'm waiting on another bag of my magic chocolate powder so I can start gaining again
>>27599599
DOMS? Delayed onset muscular soreness.
They're normal, and they go away. Lift lighter, and less, at the beginning. Your body will learn very fast.
I got extreme DOMS when I started doing chinups, but the second session didn't cause doms at all. My body learned about it before and very quickly processed that stuff.
Make sure you don't lift too heavy, or too much, or too long. Reduce it to more bearable intensities, and within a week, you'll be able to do more and have less pain.
>>27599609
>I'm waiting on another bag of my magic chocolate powder so I can start gaining again
My favourite too. Been eating banana-flavoured shit for an eternity now because my beloved woman found two massive jars of the stuff for 50 cent a piece. I hate banana now.
But don't stop working out, you can get protein from plenty of other things in the meantime: eggs, meat, etc.
I'm still here, doing other things, keeping an eye on this thread.
If you want to make me happy, post some Pepe.
Originality originalism originalagasm oregano
>>27599958
Some quality spaghetti! Laughed hard.
>>27598771
Hey Nick!
I'm 25 years old, ~177cm tall and my weight is 125kg, and I wanna lose ~40kg and become stronger. Should I do Stronglifts 5x5 while being a landwhale like this? What else do you recommend to move around? I can't run without injuring myself (I tried)... I also used to be taller (182cm), how can I get that back?
Thanks!
>>27600287
> I also used to be taller (182cm), how can I get that back?
By standing straight you fucking subhuman
>>27600297
I'm standing as straight as possible when I'm measuring my height and I got shorter over the years...
Ask me anything, bros
>>27600287
>I wanna lose ~40kg and become stronger.
I don't recommend starting stronglifts right away, no, and even then, you may be better doing SS instead.
To lose the fat, I recommend counting your calories, daily, and calculating your daily requirement:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
Calculate the basal rate, report back.
After that, use pic related, or anything else, to weigh yourself every morning after peepee/poopoo, to keep an eye on your weight and make that become a habit.
In the beginning, you must write down all your calories to keep an eye on them.
For now, you don't even have to start working out. I'd rather you start slowly but surely, than try too many things and get bored of them.
[email protected]
This is my dedicated e-mail address for this board. That way you can keep in touch whenever you want.
(The offer is open to all of you, of course.)
And do read the guide! I'll answer more if you have more questions.
Hey guy's. Just wanna say getting fit isn't all about going to the gym and going crazy with weights. For those of you that want to be fit without lifting and putting in bulky muscle, all you need to do is KEEP MOVING. Start playing a sport daily or some other physical Activity like running or riding a bike.
Just keep your body moving, drink plenty water, eat healthier.
Pro tip: apples help get rid of belly fat
>>27600424
>Pro tip: apples help get rid of belly fat
No
>>27600353
Very nice. How much pussy do you get weekly
>>27600353
Kinda doubt the 17 and 18 pics. 17 looks like it's much older, also due to image quality.
Kinda doubt you'd have a quality phone by 18, but some 80's film quality just one year before.
I also doubt such a progression is even possible in a single year.
I could be wrong but that's my humble opinion.
>>27600353
fake/10
>>27600424
One needs to have more precise goals.
I need to undo some misconceptions you have: doing weights doesn't have to invariably lead to being huge. All of that is under control and you choose what you want.
The difference is more between cardio and strength than anything else.
Just be aware of what you want and know the different paths. Someone who wants to get strong won't benefit from cardio, and vice versa.
The kind of advice you give can be very frustrating for people who have clear goals. If all one wants is lose fat, then sure, you can do pretty much anything and it will burn calories, although some activities burn far more than others.
>>27600436
literally 0
>>27600438
>>27600446
It's not fake. I don't really see the point in arguing the contrary, but it's genuine.
>>27600353
when do you think you get cancer or shit ?
>>27600424
>Pro tip: apples help get rid of belly fat
That doesn't make any sense, in any way. Apples contain some calories. Apples, for a 100g, contain 50 calories or around.
Not eating an apple will help lose "belly fat" more than eating one.
Also, you won't lose fat in targeted areas. Your body will tap into reserves from all over, proportionally. You will lose belly fat equally with the rest, and probably last, if that's where your body stores the most fat.
>>27600359
my BMR is 2236. my main problem is sweet drinks, especially tea (as sweet as nestea), which I've been drinking since I was a little kid, which has resulted in sugar and caffeine addiction. how can I stop without extreme withdrawal symptoms that would fuck me up even more?
>>27600532
Just drink diet soft drinks. The whole thing about artificial sweeteners being bad for you is a meme. They taste worse, yeah, but you'll get used to it eventually and the payoff with be worth it.
>>27600433
Fine. You don't have to eat apples then. Different things work for different people
>>27600353
>1 year transformation
sure thing, you roiding monkey. It took ZYZZ 3 years even with steroids.
>>27600532
>my BMR is 2236.
Aim for 1800 max a day.
See how things go, write down your morning weight every day, and don't be bothered by changes too much: things can vary by a kilo and a half even when you're losing fat (water weight, food you ate, etc, all that can add/remove some weight).
> my main problem is sweet drinks
Dude, stop. Honestly, cutting this alone will do lots. That shit is so calorific, for absolutely no reason. Drop the sweet drinks altogether. Except not completely, never completely cut something you love, but make it special. I love nestea too, but make it an exception, not the norm. Count the calories too.
>how can I stop without extreme withdrawal symptoms that would fuck me up even more?
Drink less. Consider mixing it with water. Slowly phase out of it. Give it time. You won't need it sooner than you know.
As to withdrawal, don't think much of it. It's mostly bullshit. I've quit much harder shit without wanting to go back, and hospital patients can quit morphine cold turkey and never think of it as an addiction either.
Just lower radically, don't cut out entirely. Keep a good balance, test what you can do, if you can, do it for a while, until you feel you can take the next step. Do this in every area, and you'll advance with certainty and confidence, and results will follow.
>>27600574
>you roiding monkey
Correct, but I have better genetics that zyzz
>>27600598
>one year transformation
Stop bullshitting, you autistic faggot.
>>27600551
Aspartame is still better for you than drinking shitloads of really sweet drinks, I agree. I drink some Coke Zero when I feel like it. In the long run, it's still far better for you than too much real sugar. I agree.
>>27600567
>Fine. You don't have to eat apples then. Different things work for different people
I'll have to agree with the other guy, this is a thing that works the same for everybody:
>fat is stored energy
>energy is measured in calories
>apples contain calories
>eating them only adds calories
>losing fat comes from eating less calories than you need per day
There's no reason for apples to reduce any fat, anywhere.
>>27600604
Why would I bother lying, bruh? Even if that was a 5+ year progression it'd still be fairly impressive.
Some 50 year old "fit" guy told me to stop eating meat, flour, dairy, caffeine, salt and sugar to be healthier. He said the human body wasn't designed to eat meat (yet he eats fish) How accurate is this?
>>27600574
I feel far happier than I should be when I get Pepes.
>>27600353
Why do you take steroid? You said youself, you don't get pussy, you fuck with you organism, you are a walking muscle mountain, and you can't do anything remotely useful with them, so why do all this?
>>27600645
I compete in shows, so it's worth it for me personally.
>>27600667
Okay, you compete in a way and probably win, but what in the long run? I did some fucked up shit during my teenage years, and none of them effected me as much as the steroids will you and i'd still like to null some of them. SO do you ever think in the long run or are you just going for short term gratification?
>>27600634
>Some 50 year old "fit" guy told me to stop eating meat, flour, dairy, caffeine, salt and sugar to be healthier. He said the human body wasn't designed to eat meat (yet he eats fish) How accurate is this?
It's pure, unadulterated bullshit.
Your body is a monster machine that will extract energy from almost anything and store the excess as fat so you can spend days without any energy intake.
If the body wasn't designed to eat meat, you couldn't eat meat. It's that simple.
Life feeds on life, that's how it evolved. I eat meat fairly often and it's good stuff.
>>27600667
You got a hot body plus decent face AND you compete in shows which means you're comfortable in front of a crowd of people but can't get pussy?.... Bruh
>>27600705
There are ways to take steroids safely and healthily. It's a misconception that they'll 100% kill you if you take them. There are risks, sure, but if you're smart and informed there's no reason that roiding should effect your health very much at all.
Anyway, unless someone is actually thinking about getting on gear I was more intending to answer questions about training and diet rather than derailing the thread like this.
>>27600739
Still, if I "cheated", I'd feel bad about my gainz, so I don't. It's for health concerns too, but being able to be proud of my efforts is a requirement in my case.
>>27600710
Yea he's a preacher so he's kinda crazy. Thanks
>>27600750
I don't really consider it cheating seeing as my attention to diet and training has to much more intense than the average, but that's up to personal perception.
>It's for health concerns too
Like I said, if you're smart and informed there are essentially no health risks. Maybe like a cigarette every few days types of risk, we're talking.
>>27600596
I've already tried "just" cutting them out, it made my already shitty anger management (BPD) even worse... since that I don't have my own computer.
My addiction is so advanced that when I try to go with clean water I'll drink too much and still feel "thirsty" (I know it's not real thirst but I lack the proper word). I also tried making my tea with less sugar but it was so disgusting I couldn't drink it at all.
Carbonated water helps a bit actually (I frequently get some bottled) so I bought a soda machine yesterday so I can have "unlimited" supply of it. Hopefully it will help me a lot.
>>27600790
try sugar free soft drinks, dude
>>27600634
You'd have herbivore teeth (like sheep) if that was the case, not omnivore ones like chimps (they eat smaller monkeys sometimes) or pigs.
>>27598771
I have become stronger and my arms have become bigger. How do I make my stomach less fat looking quickly
Getting fit is useless if you are short, ugly or have a small dick. Why do you still advocate it despite that?
>>27600974
ORLY? how about defending yourself from gypsies?
>>27600974
>getting fit for girls
Getting fit makes literally everything easier. Objects feel lighter, distances seem shorter, you even think better. You'll note all pro gamers exercise regularly, because you can't compete if you don't.
>>27601007
Getting fit won't help you with that. Gypsies attack in packs. Even a fit and trained man is going to have trouble fending off multiple attackers at once. And gypsy groups can be as large as few dozen shitskins.
>>27601013
>You'll note all pro gamers exercise regularly
That's not true and you know it.
>>27601020
you can still run away, but if you're obese you WILL be beaten up and/or raped by them
>>27601047
Fair enough. Although people usually don't manage to run away. The few times I had a run-in with gypsies they usually tried to circle me and get behind my back so I couldn't run away.
Still, it doesn't happen that often.
>>27600964
>I have become stronger and my arms have become bigger. How do I make my stomach less fat looking quickly
Increase calorific deficit. Just eat less calories, basically.
>>27600964
stop eating tbqh
>>27600974
>Getting fit is useless if you are short, ugly or have a small dick. Why do you still advocate it despite that?
The first part is completely false. Being short, ugly, and having a small dick, won't prevent all the benefits from being fit to be yours. Name a single health benefit you won't get because of being ugly, short, and short-dicked, just one.
>>27601082
that works on fearful and slow targets only... you can knock one off and run away if you're fit.
>>27601115
Health benefits don't matter.
>>27601121
Confirmed to never been in a fight before.
>>27601142
>Health benefits don't matter.
They do. Any of the benefits that count as benefits for you can't be had if you're dead.
5'11" went from 207 lbs to 195. In the past few months. Looking to lose another 15 and then bulk.
>>27601161
Lots of work for pretty much nothing, is all I'm saying.
i've been chubby for 10 years (5'9, 76 kg)
will i get a good looking face/body after it lose it of will my skin be loose after being chubfuck for so long?
is
>le no carbs meme
just that, a meme?
because i never cut out carbs, still eat the same shit as i did bulking, i just eat less of it and i've lost 30 pounds and i havent lost much strength
>>27601200
if you want to look flat forever cut out carbs
>>27601184
>Lots of work for pretty much nothing, is all I'm saying.
Honestly, not that much work for shitloads of good. I work out 3 times a week, and I take a little more time than the average, about an hour and a half, but you can get great results with only 45 minutes per session. It's not that much, is it? 2 hours and 15 minutes per week, out of 168 hours in a week, not that much at all.
>pretty much nothing
Do you even know the benefits? You don't seem to know what you're talking about, at all.
Just lift till someone loves you, works like a charm ;^)
>>27601192
>will i get a good looking face/body after it lose it of will my skin be loose after being chubfuck for so long?
You will. Being chubby is far, far from the point of no return. Have no fear, your skin can handle it easily.
>>27601237
That's delusional.
>implying it matters.
>>27601200
It is just a meme, but since it's about cutting calories (carbs have calories too), then it can "work", but that's a secondary thing. There's no need to cut out carbs. It's mostly a fad for the health industry. They need new things all the time, but human bodies don't change.
>i just eat less of it and i've lost 30 pounds and i havent lost much strength
Doing the right thing. That's all there is to it (but that's not complicated enough to sell diets about it, see?).
>>27601142
because I managed to talk myself out of all situations so far :)
>>27601255
the difference in his face between 2nd and 3rd stage is impressive, losing these last 15% of bodyfat really makes a huge difference
>>27601255
Sugar guy here, and one more question: how much weight should I lose before starting SS or SL?
>tfw big hips male
Can never look aesthetically pleasing
>5'7, sometimes 5'6.5 on a bad day
what the FUCK is the literal point of lifting when i'll just be considered overcompensating? should i just wear 2 inch lifts, making me 5'9 at least?
>>27598771
How long would it take to work up to being able to do this daily?
https://piercedvisions.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/the-mas-oyama-workout/
or this
.bjjee.com/articles/the-legend-masahiko-kimuras-amazing-training-routine/
>Weight 15 1/2 stone
>Started weighting myself every morning, as well as trying to eat less and doing 50 star jumps every day
>Every day am seeing slight fluctuations for the better on the scales
Not sure if it's all in my head but it is encouraging.
>>27601349
>overcompensating
only if you take steroids and get too big
once you start lifting you'll realize how hard it actually is to look like an ovecompensating meathead
Ohp has been stuck on 40kg for a while now. How do i get it to improve?
>>27601336
iktfb
Im trying to fill the gap between my hips and shoulders in with muscle, its kind of working but i have a long way to go, it ruins the look of my body and means i cant go swimming
gives me a fucking good dl though
>>27601567
this
most of the big "meathead" guys, either on steroids or the bigger naturals, spent like 2-3 years in cocoon mode bulking up and looking like a cave troll before cutting the fat off and becoming ripped, it's pretty hard, physically and mentally
can anyone recommend a good beginner bodyweight fitness routine without need for equipment or where makeshift equipment will do
>>27601718
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness
Steroids, gh and slin user here. If you have any questions, brobots, just ask
>>27601756
Is it safe to start juicing if I just turned 21?
>>27601263
>That's delusional.
You don't specificy what is delusional. It doesn't matter since neither statement was delusional.
If it didn't matter, you wouldn't spend time in this thread, so either acknowledge that something matters to you, whatever that may be, or kindly get the fuck out. I've used out my patience for the entire month already.
>>27601314
>the difference in his face between 2nd and 3rd stage is impressive, losing these last 15% of bodyfat really makes a huge difference
It does. You can barely recognise people sometimes.
>>27601779
It's different for everyone. Typically people say to wait until you've through puberty. I didn't start til I was 24. I'm 29 now. I guess honestly ask yourself if you're done with puberty (if you think you are at 21... you're not) and then decide. You have heaps of time and reaching your natural limit should be a determining factor too.
>>27601320
>Sugar guy here, and one more question: how much weight should I lose before starting SS or SL?
Technically, you don't have to wait. I would, however, advise starting with dumbbells, with very low weights, just to get used to lifting stuff.
Additional weight is a problem for body weight exercises and such, also running, etc. You may want to focus on losing the weight before you start SS or some such thing for real. Can you swim? Can you do eliptical machines? There are ways to do cardio without impacting your joints too much. Diet will remain the main thing, though.
>>27601349
>what the FUCK is the literal point of lifting when i'll just be considered overcompensating?
There's no point in living if what others think prevent you from existing.
Trust me, they don't care that much about you. A fleeting thought at most, and then it's gone. Don't worry about it.
>>27601367
>https://piercedvisions.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/the-mas-oyama-workout/
First impression is that it's retarded. 200 pushups, 300 arm exercises... It'd take you a long time to get past the first 20 reps of anything, but after that, it becomes an endurance problem, and things go faster after that. There's just very little point in doing 300 of anything, except for cardio.
Personally, I'd stay away from these things. The best programs tend to be simpler, less spectacular, and not that difficult to follow.
>>27598771
>implying you'll know the answer
I'm trying to get bigger shoulders, but no matter what I do, I can't help growing my biceps and triceps - something I very much DO NOT want to do. How to get big delts without big arms? And don't give me that "HURR U DUN WANT BIG ARMS WAT WRONG WIF U?", because big arms look like complete shit.
>>27601834
I wanna do cycling for cardio, either in a gym or maybe even outside. I used to swim as a child but they don't make good swimming glasses anymore (the ones that literally stick to your face) and the water always gets in my eyes. (And can't swim blindly because I'm afraid of collision).
As of losing before lifting: you already told me that, but wait till what? 100kg? 90? 80? I'm the kind of guy who needs the full plan before going for it.
>>27601553
>Not sure if it's all in my head but it is encouraging.
Not in your head. I experience the same exact thing: it fluctuates but steadily goes down. It's working. The fluctuation is due to what you eat, that is, the weight of the food you're eating, and water, etc.
Keep going!
>>27601869
Not OP, but what's your current shoulder program look like? Also, I can understand your triceps developing as a result of the pressing movements performed when hitting the front delt... but your biceps shouldn't be recruited in ANY shoulder movement.
>>27601832
Thanks for the advice, I guess I'll wait a few more years since I hit puberty pretty late. It's so hard to resist though, because the natty gains are getting really slow.
>>27601869
your only hope for big shoulders is to start jerking off random dudes but that shouldn't be a problem for you 'cause you're clearly a humongous faggot
>>27601573
>Ohp has been stuck on 40kg for a while now. How do i get it to improve?
Try doing extra reps. That's what I do when I don't want to load up: I do some more reps. All the way to 10. Then I load up.
Often, I realise later that even with the new load, I can still go to 8 or even ten.
Remember: just because you're not loading up doesn't mean you're not improving. Lifts become easier, strength is still growing; it just takes time.
>>27601869
not op but try seated military press with a barbell, wide grip for front delts.
close grip works more triceps. to get big side delts, do heavy dumbbell one arm lateral raises coupled with light double arm lateral raises to neck height, strict form
for rear delts, do bent over dumbbell raises, you'll have to use lmaobbyweight but focus on squeezing your rear delts
>>27601634
>it's pretty hard, physically and mentally
And it's mostly useless, since fat is literally unused energy. It's the stuff your body doesn't need, so it saves it for later. The idea behind bulking is to ensure that your body has all it needs to grow: any layer of fat is indicative that your body has more than it needs. Once you know that, you don't need more evidence that it has all it needs.
>>27601718
When you can do 20 of a thing, move up.
Free weights work better than bodyweight, but I'd still recommendy BW with stuff like pushups, especially if you can't do 20.
>>27601869
This is what I get:
Front press with bar
Behind the neck press with bar
Side laterals with dumbbells
Upright rows with bar
Behind the neck stuff is risky and not everyone can do it, and I don't advise it. These exercises supposedly isolate shoulders, but I don't know that it's a good idea. Just consider these and do some more research on it, as I'm not expert on isolation.
>>27601891
>I wanna do cycling for cardio, either in a gym or maybe even outside. I used to swim as a child but they don't make good swimming glasses anymore (the ones that literally stick to your face) and the water always gets in my eyes. (And can't swim blindly because I'm afraid of collision).
You can find a good brand of swimming goggles, I am sure, just ask around.
>As of losing before lifting: you already told me that, but wait till what? 100kg? 90? 80? I'm the kind of guy who needs the full plan before going for it.
I'd say until you can squat decently without killing your knees. When you can do 20 squats, on empty, and your knees don't hurt, then that should be all right.
Remember: calorie control is essential.
>>27601971
No rear delt work?
Any unlike a lot of other body parts, rep range is crucial in shoulder work as it typically has a higher ratio of fast twitch fibres
>>27602097
I can't help much more on that issue: my entire work out is based on compound movements, I seek to never isolate anything, so I don't have much knowledge on that.
More Pepes are required!
>>27602112
Any specific reason? I agree compounds are essential and cannot be substituted - but as far as I can see for optimal development, a mix of compounds and isolation has always been necessary.
>>27601991
Thanks for all your help! :)
> You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not as original as a shitty algorithm would like it to be.
I've been walking quickly for around an hour a day and doing 50 girl pushups (too weak to do the full ones) and have lost around 4 pounds in a few days. I think this is promising.
>>27602171
>Any specific reason?
Mainly because I prefer to maximise my time and do compounds that will work several areas at the same time rather than spend entire sessions more to get other isolated parts to work; it's also because I like to think that "functional" strength is preferable and looks better in the end. So, for now, I don't isolate anything, but I also assume isolation has its good use, for more advanced people.
My work out takes easily two hours, and I don't have that much variety for now, so I make the most of the time I have, and that's generally compounds. I do calf raises lately, though, so I guess that counts as isolation.
>>27602186
Very welcome! Keep me updated on how it goes, you have my address.
It's important to have someone on the side keeping an eye on you, it helps for motivation.
>>27602212
>I've been walking quickly for around an hour a day and doing 50 girl pushups (too weak to do the full ones) and have lost around 4 pounds in a few days. I think this is promising.
It is promising. As long as you keep doing it, you can expect big results.
Now, 50 girl pushups, that's a lot. I'm starting to wonder how you do them exactly, because if you do them right, from the knees, forward, being able to do 10 should allow you to do a classic pushup, at least. Are you sure you're going forward enough? Try a classic one, even if it's just one.
>hands at nip level or close to it, not directly under the shoulders
That's very important, otherwise your elbows will suffer.
Your arms should make a 45 angle from your body, not 90.
Walking quickly is fine, but try running for a little bit, then run again, if your knees can take it, of course.
>can't do the degree symbol
>>27602231
How many days a week do you train? What's your program?
I appreciate your goals and best of luck in achieving them. I've always lifted as a bodybuilder so it's a foreign concept to me to not isolate.
>>27601900
Mostly lateral raises. But I've also worked my pecs with fliesand tend to masturbate at some point within the span of time after my workout when my muscles are fatigued so I don't know that might have something to do with it. I avoid presses for this very reason. I've actually tried to sort of invent new versions of raises that disengage the biceps and triceps as much as possible, but it seems nearly impossible to do this. I'm also some sort of bizarre mutant, I think. My biceps and pecs and many other muscles grow with insane speed if I work them even a little bit, but my shoulders are much slower even though I focus on them. My biceps also seem to engage to some degree for stabilization during lateral raises.
>>27601907
Jerking off is just giving me big biceps.
>>27601917
I tend to overwork my front delts also. That's why I don't focus AT ALL on some muscle groups like my legs, biceps or triceps or anterior head of delts. They all grow too fast for the other muscle groups to keep up. Even when I'm deliberately trying to exclude them and focus on the ones I want to grow. My arms are already getting so large I want them to stop but my shoulders have only grown slightly.
>do heavy dumbbell one arm lateral raises coupled with light double arm lateral raises to neck height, strict form
This is basically my entire shoulder workout. What do you mean by "strict form"? I also try to keep my arms completely straight although I know that's not typical, because otherwise I catch my arm muscles assisting in the lift during lateral raises.
>for rear delts, do bent over dumbbell raises, you'll have to use lmaobbyweight but focus on squeezing your rear delts
Unfortunately, it's VERY difficult to work my rear delts without working my triceps. And they look like shit anyway. I have pretty big biceps and triceps, but I think because I'm not targeting them they look sort of flabby. Or maybe that's just because I haven't cut enough yet.
>>27602309
Thanks for the tips on the pushups and the walking and running bit man. My dogbro would enjoy a bit of running on the walks even if I can't keep up for that long.
As for the pushup advice, I'll try it today and hopefully it'll enable me to do a real one within the week. Ah, hopefully that is. I'm pretty weak and if I go into classic pushup position I have trouble holding it let alone actually doing a pushup.
>>27601971
I don't have a bar and I'm neither buying one nor going to a gym. I have plenty of free weights. And I don't know why everyone keeps recommending bar exercises anyway, since they almost by design work your arms with your delts.
>>27602321
I try to train every other day or every 3 days at most. That's generally 3 times a week.
My program changed a lot over time. Right now, I'm doing variations on this:
>military presses
>calf raises
>pushups
>shrugs
>chinups
>rows
Sometimes I don't even do the shrugs or rows, it depends on the time and energy I have left. I do pushups because I can still gain from that exercise, but past 20, I'll switch to bench presses. I'm preparing for it, if you will.
Chinups, I can do 5 now, and 2 months ago, I couldn't do a single one, and never thought I'd be able to do that. Now I can do 5, as opposed to 4 only last week, so the progress there is amazing, to me. I'm very happy with it!
Same with pushups: couldn't do 1 in the beginning, now I can do 10 classic pushups. What I'm doing works, and physically, I feel the change too. Especially in my back, since the chinups, it's like I'm growing an armor in there. Feels good.
Everything is fucked in this world, I gave up on losing weight. No amount of weight loss will make her love me.
>>27600974
This, it's like polishing a turd.
>>27601938
Can I ask for something similar but for a gym? I'm pretty dumb
>Tfw do SS for about 4 months now
>gaining mass
>was a literal twig
>still skinny but gained a lot of weight and way stronger than i ever was.
Feels really good being able to OHP 60kg at 75kg body weight. But no gf to boast my lifts to.
>>27602389
Not only have I given up on life, but I've actually more or less seen all possible futures for me and they all eat massive elephant loads of shit. I'm not working out for anyone but myself. I want my body to look the way I want. If you're doing it for any other reason, it's basically pointless. Especially if you have a shitty life with no social support.
>>27602372
>As for the pushup advice, I'll try it today and hopefully it'll enable me to do a real one within the week. Ah, hopefully that is. I'm pretty weak and if I go into classic pushup position I have trouble holding it let alone actually doing a pushup.
That's another way to strengthen: hold the position.
Trust me, I couldn't do a single pushups originally. Not one. Later, it hurt my elbows too much (bad form too), but now, I can do ten no prob. Strength grows and it's amazing to see.
Just focus on doing your girl pushups with perfect form, it should be a bit too hard for you to do 50, or maybe you're not very heavy, but in that case, a normal pushup should be feasible.
Good luck with that!
>>27602374
>And I don't know why everyone keeps recommending bar exercises anyway, since they almost by design work your arms with your delts.
Well that's the reason right there: it's great for compound movements that ask much of the body to work. That's exactly why people like the bar.
Here's a question for you. I am not particularly committed to fitness but I started doing personal training with my GF last summer. We do two one-hour sessions a week unless something comes up and we have to skip a session. That is about the sum-total of the exercise I get, and I'm fine with that.
I've been a skinny weakling all my life and while it used to bother me that every dude I know is stronger than I am, it doesn't anymore. The point of the personal training for me is just to get regular exercise for the first time in my life. The fact that it's a regular appointment with someone I'm paying makes it a serious commitment and makes it harder to weasel out of.
All that being said, here is the question. Do you feel as though this sort of exercise regimen would noticeably improve my strength and/or physique over time? Would it plateau after a certain amount of time? What time frames would you say I would notice an improvement over? Like, after a year or two I'd notice some real visually-recognizable improvement, and then I would just maintain that new body? I will point out that the trainer is very good about improving the intensity of the exercises as I get better at them.
>>27602389
>Everything is fucked in this world, I gave up on losing weight. No amount of weight loss will make her love me.
Correct.
Now, if you don't love yourself first, nobody else will, because people will always trust your own judgement of yourself, and if you don't love yourself enough to get fit as fuck, then why should they love you at all?
Normies especially. They know you have access to yourself all the time, and if you judge yourself badly, you're probably right, they will think. Things are much more complicated, but in the end, if you show them what you think of yourself, and it's bad, they'll follow suit readily.
So the first thing to do here, isn't to seek her love, fuck that. Seek your own love, and to be able to do that, you must actually make it so that your love is worth something, and that you yourself are worth something.
Don't give up on weight loss, give up on her.
Drop it all and focus on the good stuff. Ironically, the day you truly give up on the secondary stuff, they come back to you.
>>27602524
>Now, if you don't love yourself first, nobody else will
post discarded
>>27602409
Excuses. Ugly faces and short dicks don't matter that much to women. They may love a big dick, but if you're valuable in other ways, they can easily disregard either things.
What they can't discard, though, is if you act like a bitch yourself and worry about your appearance, like a woman do. Nothing is more pussy repellent for a woman than to see herself in a man.
>>27602454
Man, thanks for the motivation and inspiration I'm happy I'm not the only one struggling with this. I really hope that I can build up my strength so I can do a pushup. As stupid as that sounds that's my goal. I'm actually around 200 pounds of pure fat which is pretty heavy but I have hopes to turn it around. When I was a teen I was around 300 pounds and lost like 150 so this shouldn't be as intense.
It's good of you to do this for a bunch of robots that don't have too much hope in their lives. Thanks for that.
>>27602411
>Can I ask for something similar but for a gym?
What's your goal precisely? Depending on what you want, you don't need a whole chart.
>>27602380
Sounds like a fucked up caloric deficit SS program, would not recommend. Why not get people in here to actually work on their strength and disregard bullshit body-weight exercises like pushup's?
I'm this guy > >>27602436
Litrelly every fucker in here who wants to gain muscle / Strength should get the fuck on SS right now. I'm going to hit a bro-split after a few more months.
I'm telling you fuckers, i blew up doing SS, i was LITERAL FUCKING TWIGLET, I'm still thin but strong enough to out-lift must people in here easy as fuck.
>>27602549
t. tall guy with a big dick
you have no fucking idea how it is, get the fuck out of here and seek your good person points elsewhere you cockwad
>>27602447
>Not only have I given up on life,
You haven't. People who give up on life kill themselves and never talk about it.
There's hope for as long as you breathe. No excuses.
> I'm not working out for anyone but myself. I want my body to look the way I want. If you're doing it for any other reason, it's basically pointless. Especially if you have a shitty life with no social support.
All right, I thought you were trying to defend not doing anything. I don't call that giving up on life. Maybe social life, but even that can be helped.
>>27602572
What the fuck is SS? Not everyone knows your insider jargon.
>>27602564
I want to build overall strength, I'm skinny right now. Thanks
>>27602594
Strength training, you hippopotamus. I do the one by mark rippetoe.
>>27602586
I have multiple friends who are short and have GFs. I don't know what their dick size is but dick size is such a fucking non-factor anyway. If you're at the point that she's going to see your dick then she's not going to run away because it isn't 7''x7'' or whatever the fuck.
>>27602572
>tfw lifted for 3 years, never did a linear strength program, and often see people with smaller muscles than me lifting heavier weight
it's a weird feel
>>27602614
>I have multiple friends who are short and have GFs
>le I know a short guy with multiple gfs meme
I keep hearing about these mythical creatures and I've yet to see one of them.
>>27602614
>such a fucking non-factor anyway
keep telling yourself that dicklet
>>27602496
>Do you feel as though this sort of exercise regimen would noticeably improve my strength and/or physique over time?
I'd need to know exactly what you do in those sessions, but my prediction is that it doesn't do shit for strength, is mostly cardio, and just maintains your body with what it has for now. I could be wrong.
I also think you don't need to pay anybody for that. We'll see.
>Would it plateau after a certain amount of time?
Unless you're lifting weights with that personal trainer, you're probably plateauing right now. I'll need more details.
>What time frames would you say I would notice an improvement over?
Problem is that ANY program will show you improvements when it's the first thing you do, because any exercise is better than none. Realistically, you should see improvement within weeks. In the beginning, things go fast. You should notice a bulge of biceps after a month if not before. It depends where you start from.
>Like, after a year or two I'd notice some real visually-recognizable improvement,
Long before that if what you do is efficient. I've wasted a year over bullshit and was happy with my improvement; I had no idea you could go much faster doing things right.
>and then I would just maintain that new body?
Up to you. Normally, if you continue progressing, lifting heavier, etc, you continue evolving too.
> I will point out that the trainer is very good about improving the intensity of the exercises as I get better at them.
I don't like that, depending on what you mean. I'd like details on what this trainer makes you do, thanks!
>>27602641
So because you haven't seen short guys with GFs from your mom's basement, they don't exist and people are just lying to you for no reason? Nice.
>>27602647
Retarded straight men care 100x more about dick size than 95% of women. It's a dumb meme.
>>27602659
>So because you haven't seen short guys with GFs from your mom's basemen
Nice projection, I have a job and go out constantly.
>Retarded straight men care 100x more about dick size than 95% of women. It's a dumb meme.
kek
>>27602656
I'd say about 1/3 of the training time is cardio (ladder machine, stair machine, rock wall machine, ski machine, sometimes a rower / mechanical treadmill) and 2/3 is strength training (various dumbell exercises, pull-down exercises and chops on a pulley weight machine, dead lifts with a barbell, various kinds of squats, crunches on an ab mat with a weight, step-ups holding a weight, other stuff).
>>27602627
It's even funnier when I'm at gym and out lift more than bigger guys and witness it my self and see them looking, but i don't say anything and only think about my self with my music blasting.
Doing SS i only concentrate on three things, form, weights, food. I add weights to all my exercises weekly if i can, about 1-2kg increments. Though one thing to watch out for with SS is your forearms and shoulders, both blow the fuck up.
Doing weighted pull-ups and chin-ups is going to give me gorilla forearms soon.
>>27602537
Nobody likes self-pity. And nobody likes someone who thinks like a loser either, or is a loser. You can test that theory out for years, it will never fail.
>>27602698
You are in the wrong board fuckwad, go back to fucking reddit if you wanna seem like a good person and collect karma.
>>27602659
>Retarded straight men care 100x more about dick size than 95% of women. It's a dumb meme.
As a woman can confirm. It's not the size it's what you do with it.
>>27602558
>Man, thanks for the motivation and inspiration I'm happy I'm not the only one struggling with this.
Most of the people who aren't struggling aren't even trying. Keep that in mind.
>I really hope that I can build up my strength so I can do a pushup.
My exact thought not too long ago. Just one. Now I can do 10 of the fuckers, and so will you. Just keep at it, hold on, and it'll happen sooner than you expect.
>As stupid as that sounds that's my goal.
It doesn't sound stupid at all. A stupid goal is one you can't reach right away. 1 pushup has been my goal at one point. Don't worry, you'll make it.
> I'm actually around 200 pounds of pure fat which is pretty heavy but I have hopes to turn it around.
Counting calories and weighing daily will help. The heavier you are, the faster you can lose fat.
>It's good of you to do this for a bunch of robots that don't have too much hope in their lives. Thanks for that.
The pleasure is mine.
>>27602732
Yeah, you'll definitely choose a 4 incher guy over a 7 one.
>>27602572
>Sounds like a fucked up caloric deficit SS program,
I didn't mention any nutrition in that post.
>Why not get people in here to actually work on their strength and disregard bullshit body-weight exercises like pushup's?
Because if you can't do 20 pushups, you might as well train that way. I could lift the same way doing bench presses lifting the same weight, butwhat's the difference? You work more areas doing pushups, so as long as you are sufficiently heavy for yourself, it's a fine exercise. Past 20, it loses its strength efficiency, but I'm not there yet.
Besides, that post is about what *I* am doing, so I tell you. I'm gaining strength from doing pushups. It won't last forever, and I'm aware, but until then, it's good and efficient. If you can't do 20 of them, keep training with them.
>>27602764
Why would I do that? For one thing getting to know a guy and his physical appearance is more important than his dick size, and for another thing a lot of women can't handle dicks that are too big because their vaginas can't handle it. Most women get off to clitoral stimulation which dick size is irrelevant to anyway.
>>27602586
>you have no fucking idea how it is
I do know. You don't. There are literal dwarves out there who have slain more pussy than you, and they don't need any excuses.
>and seek your good person points elsewhere you cockwad
I'll gladly trade some good person points if you fuck right off.
>>27602594
It's what most people do, whether they understand it or not.
It's basically pic related.
>>27602799
>For one thing getting to know a guy and his physical appearance is more important than his dick size
My sides can't take this anymore.
>>27602818
You are the one needs to fuck off retarded normalshit.
>>27602793
>I didn't mention any nutrition in that post.
It doesn't matter, your routine is fucking retarded. Even as a novice lifter i can see that. Come back when you incorporate a simple exercises like squats and dead-lifts.
>Because if you can't do 20 pushups, you might as well train that way. I could lift the same way doing bench presses lifting the same weight, butwhat's the difference? You work more areas doing pushups, so as long as you are sufficiently heavy for yourself, it's a fine exercise. Past 20, it loses its strength efficiency, but I'm not there yet.
>Besides, that post is about what *I* am doing, so I tell you. I'm gaining strength from doing pushups. It won't last forever, and I'm aware, but until then, it's good and efficient. If you can't do 20 of them, keep training with them.
Why not just stop being retarded and give them actual weights? 20 pushups wont return and end up making you able to bench 60 kilos because you did 20 clean pushups. I do them after all my training, mainly on bench days. I roughly do 2x50 before i leave the gym and that's only because i want to join the military.
You seem MORE novice then me bu giving out all this advice.
>>27598771
>>27598771
110 lbs overhead press 3x6
150 lbs bench press 4x6
160 deadlift 4x6
330 lbs legpress 4x10
80 lbs 1x6 + 70 lbs 2x6 byceps curls
>>27602614
This.
A big cock, like mine, is more of a problem than a small one. With a small cock, nothing is impossible for you: you can put it anywhere, etc. With a really big cock, some holes may remain forbidden to you, for health reasons, and you may hurt women with it, and that kills the fun.
I know people who literally lost girls because of big cocks.
>>27600353
Natty?
La comment originale
Monday, Friday - Running, C25K 30min
Tuesday, Thursday - Martial arts, Muay Thai, 1h
Saturday - Body weight exercises, 30min
Should I not train legs on saturday to let them recover from running the day before?
Will this combined with a proper diet eventually turn me into one of the pretty boys from the magazines?
>>27602839
Here's your award for understanding women. You've sure earned it buddy, enjoy.
>>27602647
He's right, though. By the time a woman knows your dick size, you're already having sex. Unless you dated a moron or an asshole (and were dumb enough not to realise, in which case you deserve to be punished), she won't just dump you right there.
For women, it's mostly psychological. Much of the inside of their vaginas doesn't feel much. It's in their head, mostly. So yes, a big cock is nice to fantasise about, but it's not mandatory. However, a man who feels like a little bitch about his body, that's a huge turn off. That's where your problem is, not in your pants.
>>27602883
Women don't give a shit about personality and all. They only care about your dick size, how much you make and how they can show you off to their friends.
>>27602892
Doesn't matter, she might not care at that moment but she will later and %99.99 chance that I'll get cucked. There is a reason why "small dick" is a fucking insult.
>>27602688
OK, it's not that bad. But if you want to grow strength, I'd focus on the barbell and dumbbells exclusively. Cardio you can always do on your own. You don't need anyone once you know how to operate the rower, or run on a treadmill.
Since you have all you need, why don't you ask your trainer to help you do SS? You don't really need her if your form is good (not sure why I assume your trainer is a woman, though), but why not. If you already know all the moves required, do it without her. If not, train with her.
Much of what she makes you do is fluff. You don't really need that, there's more efficient stuff to do.
Here's a short list:
Introduction to Barbell Training
https://youtu.be/7HRqB30lxmo?list=PLcQezwqoDs7ECX54FS0Lnkcn47AL5a5-L
Deadlift
https://youtu.be/4AObAU-EcYE?list=PLcQezwqoDs7ECX54FS0Lnkcn47AL5a5-L
Overhead Press
https://youtu.be/CnBmiBqp-AI?list=PLcQezwqoDs7ECX54FS0Lnkcn47AL5a5-L
Bench Press
https://youtu.be/4T9UQ4FBVXI?list=PLcQezwqoDs7ECX54FS0Lnkcn47AL5a5-L
Power Clean
https://youtu.be/wIB_X2N6020?list=PLcQezwqoDs7ECX54FS0Lnkcn47AL5a5-L
>>27602716
>You are in the wrong board fuckwad
Let's see: I wanted to be on /r9k/. Yep, I'm exactly where I wanted to be, "fuckwad".
>go back to fucking reddit
Hard to go back to a place I've never been. Sounds like you have a beef with it, though. Not my problem.
>if you wanna seem like a good person and collect karma.
I don't care to "seem" a good person, I AM a good person, so get the fuck out of my way and stop wasting time I could spend helping people who aren't complete losers like you. Now fuck off, pansy.
>>27602935
Now you upload videos by the man Mark himself, yet never once mentioned his routines or anything else. You're a clown "nick". I hope you robots go to /fit/ and not listen to this thread. If i listened to someone like nick which i did at first, I'd still be struggling with a 20kg OHP.
>>27602906
You must have gotten your heart broken by a superficial woman if you're this adamant about it. For this I can only pity you and hope you get over your heartbreak soon so you can return to normal.
>>27602764
>Yeah, you'll definitely choose a 4 incher guy over a 7 one.
You can't even put all 7 inches inside most women, I've tried. Most women would rather have a partner who's a cool guy over some anxiety-ridden 8-incher. Fact
>>27602799
>and for another thing a lot of women can't handle dicks that are too big because their vaginas can't handle it. Most women get off to clitoral stimulation which dick size is irrelevant to anyway.
I confirm this. Naturally, virgins aren't likely to believe that, but it's completely true.
>>27602988
All women are superficial. Even the most sweetest girl I've ever known ripped out my fucking heart and crushed it. They are all fucking whores.
>>27602839
>My sides can't take this anymore.
More like your excuse is trying to fly away and that's what you can't take.
Surprise, surprise: it wasn't your dick size or face that was the problem all along. Deal with it.
>>27602839
>You are the one needs to fuck off retarded normalshit.
>normalshit
Legit laughed. Your problems are literally bitch-tier: "I'm too fat, my cock is too small, my face is not pretty."
That said, you're in my thread. Stop acting like you don't want to be here, if you're here and staying.
Whatever you do, you lose. The only honor left for you is to go away right now.
Is it possible to get ripped and lean facial muscles. If anyone has done this Id love to see pics.
>>27603086
> Even the most sweetest girl I've ever known ripped out my fucking heart and crushed it.
Looks like I hit the nail on the head. One day if you're mature enough you'll get over it and realize it was just your heartbroken state of mind. When I had my heart broken for the first time with a guy I really liked I went through one of those "all men are scum I hate them all can't be trusted!" phase and then grew out of it when I realized it was just my pain talking and I was brushing half the population of the world with an unfair stroke.
>>27602848
>It doesn't matter, your routine is fucking retarded.
I'm sure I should consider your judgement, since you know so much about my personal situation. My routine works very well and is based on principles I've tested before, and most people understand and agree with. Your opinion doesn't matter much when I see the results I get from it.
> Even as a novice lifter i can see that. Come back when you incorporate a simple exercises like squats and dead-lifts.
What makes you think I haven't done, am not doing, and won't do any of these? That's what I meant by you don't know my situation. Don't be so hasty.
>Why not just stop being retarded and give them actual weights?
In case you missed it the first time: I was asked what my routine was, and I answered.
>20 pushups wont return and end up making you able to bench 60 kilos because you did 20 clean pushups.
And I never said it did. Reread and try to understand.
>You seem MORE novice then me bu giving out all this advice.
Given that you can't even understand basic sentences I write to you, I wouldn't value your judgement too much. If you can't even point out why yout hink my routine is retarded, don't bother. If you knew your stuff, you'd know why it's not bad at all, and if you knew my situation, which you don't, you'd also know why it's just fine.
>>27602744
I know I'll sound like a broken record but thanks man, I really appreciate it. I've had a rough couple of years and let my whole life and body get destroyed and now I'm working towards bettering myself. This is really helping me out and I think maybe in a few years time I should try to get in the best shape of my life and fully enjoy my youth. Just maybe.
>>27602853
Nice work.
>Should I not train legs on saturday to let them recover from running the day before?
Are you in significant pain? If not, it's just fine.
>Will this combined with a proper diet eventually turn me into one of the pretty boys from the magazines?
All you have to do is control your calories and reduce fat until you're happy.
That said, if you only do body weight exercises for 30 minutes per week, you won't grow much strength from that. You'd need about an hour, three times a week, and I'd recommend using free weights over bodyweights. The only bodyweight exercise I recommend is the pushup, if you can't do 20, and squats, if your knees are too weak to carry more than just your own weight.
>>27603177
>I'm sure I should consider your judgement, since you know so much about my personal situation. My routine works very well and is based on principles I've tested before, and most people understand and agree with. Your opinion doesn't matter much when I see the results I get from it.
Your routine is retarded, you haven't even incorporated the best compound exercises that work the complete body which i listed. Those being Squats and Dead-lift's which basically all program have and should have for a reason You are also so retarded, you don't have bench-press, or things like Incline Dumbbell Press / Arnold Press. You are so retarded you don't even finish your routine because you don't have energy "left".
You are so retarded you think you are gaining from your 20 pushups, and doesn't understand you need to consciously stress the body and add in weights / resistance.
Everything about you is retarded. And your caloric deficit routine.
>What makes you think I haven't done, am not doing, and won't do any of these? That's what I meant by you don't know my situation. Don't be so hasty.
If you were you would have listed them, and not missed two of the most important lift's
>In case you missed it the first time: I was asked what my routine was, and I answered.
Regardless you were giving people body-weight exercises and completely ignoring SS/other 5X5 strength training programs that are true and blue.
>Given that you can't even understand basic sentences I write to you, I wouldn't value your judgement too much. If you can't even point out why yout hink my routine is retarded, don't bother. If you knew your stuff, you'd know why it's not bad at all, and if you knew my situation, which you don't, you'd also know why it's just fine.
Please stop talking, you are fucking moronic and think you are worthy enough to give advice because you can now do 20 pushups and 5 pull-ups.
You're retarded and weak. Stop giving robots bad advice.
>>27602906
>Women don't give a shit about personality and all.
Stop dating idiots (provided you date anyone).
>They only care about your dick size, how much you make and how they can show you off to their friends.
That's just silly projecting now. Anyone will always make the best of a situation, so if your asset is being a smart guy, they'll put that forth to show off to their friends, but don't go thinking they're scheming assholes for it. That's just how you play the social game. Think of it as chess and remove yourself from it, it'll feel more tolerable.
>Doesn't matter, she might not care at that moment but she will later and %99.99 chance that I'll get cucked.
I'd cuck you the instant you share those loser thoughts. Dick has nothing to do with it. Putting so much importance on your little dick: that's why I'd cuck you before we even danced.
>There is a reason why "small dick" is a fucking insult.
Yes, but you should realise that the insult is only used by adults when it means someone is acting below what he should. When you know someone actually has a small dick, you don't use it on them, because it'd be literal, and not at all what you meant.
How would people know your dick size anyway?
>>27603295
Your relationship advice is as shit as your training advice, kill yourself.
>>27602984
>Now you upload videos by the man Mark himself,
Yeah, what's wrong? These videos are pretty sweet.
>yet never once mentioned his routines or anything else.
I've recommended SS fifty billion times on this board, and it's in the guide I wrote, which you must not have read.
I don't tell everyone that SS is the only path to fitness, because that's not true, and not everyone wants to go to a gym or get the equipment at home. But you're reading your own projections here. People who know me here know that I very often recommend SS, or things based on SS principles. Even in this thread, I think.
>I hope you robots go to /fit/ and not listen to this thread
Point out any bad advice I gave. You sound like you've never been on /fit/, either.
>If i listened to someone like nick which i did at first, I'd still be struggling with a 20kg OHP.
You don't lie too well.
Here's the truth: you don't lift, you just can't stand the idea of me trying to help others here, and you hate it because the very idea that YOU could do better, instead of pitying yourself, irritates you to the highest degree.
Deal with it.
>>27603086
>All women are superficial. Even the most sweetest girl I've ever known ripped out my fucking heart and crushed it. They are all fucking whores.
I know plenty who are not. I know literal saints, and they're women.
It's just another excuse not to try and not to hold yourself responsible for anything. You get the women you deserve.
>>27603124
>Is it possible to get ripped and lean facial muscles. If anyone has done this Id love to see pics.
You just lower your body fat. If you mean growing facial muscles, I've never seen that, either.
>>27603350
>Here's the truth: you don't lift
I posted my picture here; >>27602572
Post up your picture 20 pushup and 5 pull up hero "Nick". Let us see what the king of /r9k/ who;'s giving out advice looks like.
I want to see what a clown who does calf raises, but ignores DL/SQUATS/Bench and relies on push-ups.
Please post m8.
>>27603152
Quality poster.
>>27603391
post your picture kiddo
>tfw this cuck thread is still up
>tfw tripfag is still triping
>>27603201
>I know I'll sound like a broken record but thanks man, I really appreciate it.
Don't worry, it makes me happy to know I help a little.
> I've had a rough couple of years and let my whole life and body get destroyed and now I'm working towards bettering myself.
That's the spirit! I'm excited for you because I know you'll find out you can do way more than you thought. When that happens, it's magical.
>This is really helping me out and I think maybe in a few years time I should try to get in the best shape of my life and fully enjoy my youth.
Sooner than you know.
>Just maybe.
Definitely. Think of it as a long road: as long as you take steps, you keep getting closer to it. There is no "if" in this, not if you take steps.
>>27603410
Yeah and the funniest thing is he is fucking retarded and giving out cringe worthy advice, all because he achieved 5 pull-ups after months of trying. Holy fuck, I've never seen anyone so stuck up before.. all because he lifted a dumbbell.
Been following sl 5x5 for the last 2 months, going quite well feeling good. However my knees are fucked up, i was advised from doing deep squats but I did anyway and that didnt really end up well, my legs really fucking hurt. My form is good its just that my cartilidge is fucked up.
Is there any fucking point to going on without being able to squat? what do?
>>27603426
Well to be fair I don't think he is trying to make people start powerlifting. I think he's mainly trying to motivate people to do anything. And maybe he thinks it would be intimidating for people to get advice from some guy who can deadlift 500lbs, so he's honest about what he can do.
But yeah, pretty strange for someone who didn't achieve much fitness-wise to be giving advice.
>>27603478
M8, switch to front squats if you are feeling pain in the knees. It should help a considerable amount.
If not try box squats.
>>27603492
All he is doing is trying to get people to start doing body weight exercises, he is moronic with a routine he'd be laughed out of /fit/ with.
>>27603283
>Your routine is retarded, you haven't even incorporated the best compound exercises that work the complete body which i listed.
That's because I cannot have the required equipment yet. I'm saving up for it and I'm making preparations to have a home gym. No great mystery there. When people have the equipment, I advise them to do deadlifts and squats, I even posted a damn picture of SS, in this very thread.
If you ask ME what *I* do, I tell you what I do, it's not the same as asking me what YOU should do. Just read the damn guide already.
>Those being Squats and Dead-lift's which basically all program have and should have for a reason You are also so retarded, you don't have bench-press, or things like Incline Dumbbell Press / Arnold Press.
That's because I also don't have a bench of access to a bench, dingus. If you read the guide, you'll see I advise the very thing to anyone who can access a gym with those things, or can afford to buy them at home.
>You are so retarded you don't even finish your routine because you don't have energy "left".
Wrong, I add things when I have time and/or energy, yes. I work full time and sometimes I literally don't have any energy left, so I stop. I don't care if you mind.
>You are so retarded you think you are gaining from your 20 pushups,
This is ridiculous: I've explained several times that IF you can do 20 pushups, you SHOULD go bench pressing. Are you stupid? The reason why pushups are good for me is because I can only do 10 so far, and couldn't do any not too long ago, which shows it works. I've explained all this, do you even read?
>Everything about you is retarded. And your caloric deficit routine.
Which I don't think I mentioned here... But it's not retarded. I want to burn the fat. You never explain why something is retarded...
>If you were you would have listed them, and not missed two of the most important lift's
Look, Autismo, I was asked what I was doing, me, for a routine, so I explained. cont
>>27603283
>If you were you would have listed them, and not missed two of the most important lift's
I didn't miss them, since I don't do them in my current routine. I'd have missed them if I was advising someone ELSE about it. Surely you can understand the difference, you goofball.
I don't squat for knee reasons that pertain to me alone, and I don't deadlift simply because deadlifting DB's is kinda retarded.
>Regardless you were giving people body-weight exercises and completely ignoring SS/other 5X5 strength training programs that are true and blue.
Wrong, I was ASKED for a bodyweight program and I posted an image that showed just that.
I'm sorry, but you are fucking hopeless and can't understand plain English.
>Please stop talking, you are fucking moronic and think you are worthy enough to give advice because you can now do 20 pushups and 5 pull-ups.
Considering you still can't grasp that I can do 10 pushups, but WOULD switch to bench pressing if I could 20, which is what I advise to people who wonder, your opinion is worthless.
You're an idiot. Don't post in this thread anymore.
>>27603521
>That's because I cannot have the required equipment yet. I'm saving up for it and I'm making preparations to have a home gym. No great mystery there. When people have the equipment, I advise them to do deadlifts and squats, I even posted a damn picture of SS, in this very thread.
I'm sure you are, you are still able to do them without the "equipment" and do them the good old fashion way and that is with dumbbells.
Face it, you are retarded.
>That's because I also don't have a bench of access to a bench, dingus. If you read the guide, you'll see I advise the very thing to anyone who can access a gym with those things, or can afford to buy them at home
You can do floor-press instead, you fucking moron. It's a legitimate excise..
>Wrong, I add things when I have time and/or energy, yes. I work full time and sometimes I literally don't have any energy left, so I stop. I don't care if you mind.
You are retarded, and your routine is all over the place. You also stated you did push-ups instead of bench-press.
>This is ridiculous: I've explained several times that IF you can do 20 pushups, you SHOULD go bench pressing. Are you stupid? The reason why pushups are good for me is because I can only do 10 so far, and couldn't do any not too long ago, which shows it works. I've explained all this, do you even read?
You're weak.
>Which I don't think I mentioned here... But it's not retarded. I want to burn the fat. You never explain why something is retarded...
Push, pull, Moron. Learn it.
> Look, Autismo, I was asked what I was doing, me, for a routine, so I explained. cont
Please fuck off, and never give advice, You are a fucking retard.
Also post your body picture, you faggot.
>>27603578
>deadlift and squat three times a week for three months
>stop for a week while my buddy is back for spring break
>start again the next week, suddenly knee pain, stop for a couple days and go back, still knee pain
>realize that working six days a week at a standing and squatting job I'm not getting any rest and my knee isn't recovering
Fucking damn it I just want to stop hating my reflection.
>>27603310
Don't think I don't know who you are. Just know that I am actually glad you're punishing yourself for the shit stain that you are.
Keep whining in my thread like the sorry pussy you are.
Just don't assume I don't know. You fucking waste of space.
All this advice on how to improve.
But point is people are born differently, some have to work harder for things and some have to work easier. Why should we work harder when we didn't choose to get born inferior? It makes no sense.
>>27603583
Just for clarification squats and dealifts aren't ALL I was doing. I've been doing SS since January. Well, up until two weeks ago.
>>27603578
>I don't squat for knee reasons that pertain to me alone, and I don't deadlift simply because deadlifting DB's is kinda retarded.
The typical my knees and it's retarded excuse, kill yourself.
>Wrong, I was ASKED for a bodyweight program and I posted an image that showed just that.
Because you are retarded and don't know how to give any actual helpful advice that would transform his skinny body. Or have the brain capacity to tell him he is going the wrong way.
As i said it again, you're fucking retarded, weak, and probably fat as fuck.
Post your picture.
>>27603373
>I posted my picture here
Sorry, I forgot that pictures are always true and that you can't post someone else's image. My bad.
>Post up your picture 20 pushup and 5 pull up hero "Nick". Let us see what the king of /r9k/ who;'s giving out advice looks like.
If you had been around as much as you said, you'd have been it by now. Laughable. And it's 10 pushups. Good luck with that comprehension problem.
>>27603373
>I want
Just fuck off. You will be ignored from now on.
>>27603626
Hey kiddo, when are you posting your body picture for us all to see?
>Sorry, I forgot that pictures are always true and that you can't post someone Else's image. My bad.
Okay faggot, I'll post another photo, give me a couple seconds you non lifting dweeb. You're a gutless wimp who's weak as fuck.
>>27603478
>However my knees are fucked up,
Make sure they're behind your toes when you look down, during the squat. Otherwise you're putting too much pressure on the knees. Breaking parallel (going below the knees with your ass, essentially), is recommended. It's not the problem.
Do you also have problems running or even walking when it comes to knees?
If so, flexibility is probably both the issue and the solution. Chances are are your hamstrings are too short and force the kneecap against other bones, which causes hurt. I have exactly that.
>>27603492
>And maybe he thinks it would be intimidating for people to get advice from some guy who can deadlift 500lbs, so he's honest about what he can do.
It's not even that, it's that I've wasted a long time doing stuff that wasn't as efficient as what I could have done, so I share the results of my research. It's easier and quicker to find such info than it is to build the physique you want, and there's no reason for me to wait. I don't ask anyone to judge my info by my own body. All the info I give can be tested by other sources, where I found it to begin with (I didn't make anything up myself). It's just so you get valid advice right away and won't have to experience bad programs for months.
What I can do doesn't matter much, but the progress I've achieved, that's more relevant, if anything.
>But yeah, pretty strange for someone who didn't achieve much fitness-wise to be giving advice.
You are free to discard anything I say, naturally. You'll find that nothing I say is contrary to what others may say.
>>27603706
Here is another picture, post up your body now nick you faggot.
>>27603706
>Do you also have problems running or even walking when it comes to knees?
Yeah, and my shitty deskjob isn't doing them much better either.
>If so, flexibility is probably both the issue and the solution. Chances are are your hamstrings are too short and force the kneecap against other bones, which causes hurt. I have exactly that.
So what do you advise?
>>27603706
I really do think it's a form issue. My posture is naturally kind of slouched and I didn't correct it enough when I started squatting, so now when I try I end up nearly falling backwards.
>>27603510
>All he is doing is trying to get people to start doing body weight exercises,
Quote me on that. Show us.
>>27603793
Hey faggot, stop ignoring my posts, now post your body.
>>27603598
I wonder who do you mean. Some kind of arch-enemy? Destroyer of your positive threads?
>>27603857
Why is your boyfriend scared of posting his body for the world to see? I want to see how those 20 pushups and 5 pull-ups transformed his body.
>>27603580
>I'm sure you are, you are still able to do them without the "equipment" and do them the good old fashion way and that is with dumbbells.
I'm not deadlifting dumbbells... Sumo squats are more OK to do, but I had to stop squats because of a knee issue. That's why they're not in my current routine. I do calf raises instead. It's temporary, but that's my current routine.
>You can do floor-press instead, you fucking moron. It's a legitimate excise..
Because pushups aren't a legitimate exercise? Floor presses have a very reduced range of motion, that's why I discard it. At my strength, pushups are still better. If I don't have a bench by the time I can do 20 pushups, I may consider floor presses, but it's still subpar in my opinion because of the short range of motion.
>You are retarded, and your routine is all over the place.
You're running out of insults. Get creative. "All over the place", also known as full body. It's the whole point of my current routine: push, pull, minimal leg for now because knee problems, full body.
>You're weak.
Compared to you? Possibly. It doesn't matter, I'm much stronger than I used to be, and that's what matters. A few months ago I couldn't do a single pushup and about 5 weeks ago, not a single chinup. Now I can. Literally all I care about is progress and results. Comparing yourself to others is not part of my plan.
>Push, pull, Moron. Learn it.
Unrelated. Training for strength isn't cardio. I don't hope to burn fat doing weight lifting, not sufficiently anyway, thus calorif deficit. People who actually lift call it cutting, just so you know.
>>27603872
I'm not affiliated with him, I was just asking because his post seemed pretty dramatic. Almost over-dramatic from Nicks side. So I was wondering what happened, if that guy destroyed his sandcastle or fucked his sister or something.
Also his physique probably isn't great. It should be obvious at this point to pretty much everyone. If people still want to listen to him irregardless, that's their problem honestly.
>>27603599
>But point is people are born differently, some have to work harder for things and some have to work easier.
Should be of no importance to you. It changes nothing.
>Why should we work harder when we didn't choose to get born inferior? It makes no sense.
Point is this: that's how it is. The question is not whether it's easier or harder, but whether you want to do it. If not, then don't do it, but don't complain. There are people who don't even have legs, what's the point, in them, to complain that everything is easier for you than for them?
No point.
Stop assuming everything is bad for you and everyone else has it better.
When it comes to fitness, the differences aren't that huge either. Your "genetics" aren't your main obstacle. It's as easy for you as it would be for anyone else.
Point out a few specifics on what you think you were born "inferior" at when it comes to self-improvement.
>135x3x3 front squat
pretty embarrassing
then again I'm just getting started after a long hiatus
I want to target my back more. And get better hip mobility and strength. Any ideas? My hips are probably the part I need help the most on. Pic related is me. 6'3 182lbs.
>>27603900
>I'm not deadlifting dumbbells..
I'm talking about squats, you thick headed baboon. You said you had no equipment which always translates to having no Olympic bar.
>I do calf raises instead.
Because you're a women.
>Because pushups aren't a legitimate exercise? Floor presses have a very reduced range of motion, that's why I discard it. At my strength, pushups are still better. If I don't have a bench by the time I can do 20 pushups, I may consider floor presses, but it's still subpar in my opinion because of the short range of motion.
Floor-press is a much better exercise then doing push-ups especially without any weight added onto the pushups to aid in resistance. As they say Heavy weight is heavy weight and i doubt you are adding in sufficient weight onto those pushups like you'd be doing with floor-press.
>You're running out of insults. Get creative. "All over the place", also known as full body. It's the whole point of my current routine: push, pull, minimal leg for now because knee problems, full body.
Are you that retarded you consider your routine a "full body" I am legitimately embarrassed for you right now and that you keep giving advice.
>Compared to you? Possibly. It doesn't matter, I'm much stronger than I used to be, and that's what matters. A few months ago I couldn't do a single pushup and about 5 weeks ago, not a single chinup. Now I can. Literally all I care about is progress and results. Comparing yourself to others is not part of my plan.
You're weak and have no room to give advice.
>Unrelated. Training for strength isn't cardio. I don't hope to burn fat doing weight lifting, not sufficiently anyway, thus calorif deficit. People who actually lift call it cutting, just so you know.
Push, pull, Moron. Learn it. And then maybe your routine won't be so cringe worthy.
Now post your picture, you oblivious faggot.
>>27603616
>The typical my knees and it's retarded excuse, kill yourself.
It's a condition caused by excessively short hamstrings, very common problem. To solve it, you stretch. Slow process.
>Because you are retarded and don't know how to give any actual helpful advice that would transform his skinny body.
I would, that's not what he asked, though. Skinny anons asking how to get thicker is something I've answer hundreds of times here. It's also in the guide, which you still haven't read. You do know I've been giving the guide a lot for weeks and weeks? Everyone who's read it knows you're lying or ignorant of the truth.
>Or have the brain capacity to tell him he is going the wrong way.
People may have reasons to ask for bodyweight exercises over freeweight ones. You don't know. You don't have the mental capacity to imagine such things, as you did for me.
>As i said it again, you're fucking retarded, weak, and probably fat as fuck.
Stop being 12.
>Post your picture.
Rage away. You don't deserve to see me.
>>27603663
>Hey kiddo, when are you posting your body picture for us all to see?
No homo. People have seen me already anyway.
>
Okay faggot, I'll post another photo, give me a couple seconds you non lifting dweeb. You're a gutless wimp who's weak as fuck.
I literally don't give a fuck. Go read the guide and if you disagree with anything, let me know.
Anything short of that is not constructive and I don't care.
>>27603988
>>27604002
To be honest, i just felt like talking shit, that is me but i sort of like you man. I respect what you're doing.
>>27603787
There are exercises you can do to make your knees functional again.
Stuff like this:
>sit on floor
>legs straight, together
>find a less than comfortable position, but no sharp pain, hold for a minute
>put foot on chair
>straight leg
>hold where it's tense for a minute
Etc. Look it up online too. Doing this every day will cancel the pain in your knees. I haven't reached that level yet, but I hope to be able to run again some day.
>>27603787
pls respond anyone !
>>27603809
>now post your body.
No homo.
>>27603857
>I wonder who do you mean. Some kind of arch-enemy? Destroyer of your positive threads?
You're not that good, sadly. Or important.
>>27604048
>>27604040
oh oops. Thanks a lot man
>>27603967
>I want to target my back more
Get a pullup bar. For the back, there's hardly much better. The rest depends on your current program.
>>27604100
I've been doing a decent amount of those and some different variation of rows. I'll just do pull ups more. Thanks man! Pull ups feel good desu
>ITT dyel autist offers retarded advice
Don't even know why I expected anything different
>>27604051
>tfw forgot the no homo
>>27603982
>I'm talking about squats, you thick headed baboon.
But I already explained why I wasn't doing squats...
I'm ignoring the rest of your post. Enjoy.
>>27604017
All right. I guess I can appreciate that. Thanks for saying.
>>27604127
>I've been doing a decent amount of those and some different variation of rows. I'll just do pull ups more. Thanks man! Pull ups feel good desu
How many reps can you do?
Depending on the range, you're better off weighing yourself with a backpack, or belt weights.
>>27604189
I hope we can lift together one day, nick. And check out the girls at the gym and shit. And leave a piece of gum on the bench-press or bar after we finish only to watch through the window outside at the unsuspecting sucker who sits down.
>>27604134
If you can, point out one thing that you think is retarded advice, so that I may correct it if it's truly retarded.
Sharing your disappointment is cute, but I just don't give a fuck otherwise, you know.
>>27604232
You're among the strangest anons I've met on 4chan, and I've been here for a while. But it's cool.
>>27604285
A little mischief never hurt no one, at the gym tomorrow I'll be doing an extra rep or two on all exercises in memory of you.
Piece out, friend.
Since the subject was brought up: how much are you guys bothered by the fact that I'm not a pulsating mountain of flesh?
On my end, I don't base the worth of my words on my results because the info I give can be given by a paraplegic armless person and would still be worth listening to; I got my information from tested and verified sources, including people who "made it". I haven't yet, but give me time and you can witness the process.
Also, the results I get are enough to ensure you that it works. It's not how many pushups I can do now, it's how I could do before and how many I can do now.
The fact that I'm more like you than the average sportsman should be a plus, not a minus, but it does mean that I don't look like Chad Thundercock just yet (although, arguable, not that bad lately).
>>27604393
Thanks, you're a cool guy. Same on my end.
Man, fuck marathons. This is the only time I'm going to run one. Marathon training via accumulated fatigue is a fucking bitch.
>>27604252
My mistake actually, what you're saying here isn't bad at all. Though this doesn't make you any less of a retard for not following your own advice and staying dyel.
>>27604465
>My mistake actually, what you're saying here isn't bad at all.
All right. I'd be concerned if I were because I speak to people about it and that's why I take it seriously. I stopped giving my homemade program when I had legit reasons to think it could be better.
>Though this doesn't make you any less of a retard for not following your own advice and staying dyel.
I do follow my own advice, but there are things I can't do just yet, either because of money, or my knees. I'm working on both.
I was skinnyfat for a long time, now I'm starting to look kinda hot, but still too much fat in some places to my liking. I'm not too far from breaking from dyel status, but that's just me. It doesn't matter.
One of the advantages of not hiding my actual bod is that, when I finally make it, people will remember where I started, which will be proof.
That's part of the plan too.
What's the bump limit and where are all the Pepes?
>>27604071
I'm not even sure if I am the guy you're talking about. That's why I asked. I don't think I did anything that wrong.
>>27604569
I really want to hate you, but you're alright. Keep putting in the effort, tripshit, I sincerely hope you make it someday.
i've tried working out at home before but it all got too hard to quickly and too boring
i did one of those full body routines 5 days a week and hated it
i want to start with just biceps to feel good about myself and then go on
this will also mean i don't get overwhelmed as the routine will be a lot shorter
but i don't know what to do
could someone give me one
i have free weights and a bench
thanks
>>27604709
>I really want to hate you, but you're alright. Keep putting in the effort, tripshit, I sincerely hope you make it someday.
I appreciate that, Likewise!
Dear Nick,
20 year old here. Been going to the gym for 4 months now. I'm not following any strict diet, just increased the quantity I eat because I am very lean. But I do have a fat belly which I'm really hating. I do 10 minutes of cardio everyday before hitting the weights. My biceps have increased a bit. I am soon considering whey active. What do I do about the belly? Increase cardio time? Decrease rice?
Thank you!
>>27604724
>i've tried working out at home before but it all got too hard to quickly and too boring
>too hard
Reduce the load, or time, or whichever. If it's too hard, it's maladjusted.
>too boring
That can mean a few things. Did you have music on, or a podcast? This is something you can work on. Consider it the way you would meditation, for instance. It shouldn't be boring.
>i did one of those full body routines 5 days a week and hated it
Too much, way too much. I'm no longer a beginner and even I don't do 5 times a week. I once did a circuit routine, took forever, wasn't efficient, and it's a miracle I didn't give up. I feel your pain.
>i want to start with just biceps to feel good about myself and then go on
Not a good idea. You'll find that biceps alone aren't worth much, especially if the rest of you looks nothing like that.
>this will also mean i don't get overwhelmed as the routine will be a lot shorter
We can work on that, but it MUST NOT be too long or too overwhelming, especially in the beginning!
>i have free weights and a bench
That's a lot already.
>military presses
>bench presses
>rows
>French presses
For the upper body, that should cover some ground already. Make sure to adapt the weight, as rows will enable you to lift almost twice as much as the rest.
Read the guide, though, to understand the principles to the max.
is there a way that i can get leaner in general while working as a storyboard artist?
i drink a lot of soda/coffee to stay up late and finish work, my job requires sitting and the only exercise i really get is walking my dog and gardening/housework.
>>27605035
thankyou Nick
i wasn't aware of guide
i shall read it now
God bless you.
>>27605004
>I'm not following any strict diet,
I haven't finished reading your post, but this CAN completely cancel whatever work out you're doing when it comes to bodyfat.
>But I do have a fat belly which I'm really hating.
Yep, like me, less and less but still.
> I do 10 minutes of cardio everyday before hitting the weights.
My advice is to do cardio on rest days. That way you give your body time to take care of separate tasks separately.
> I am soon considering whey active. What do I do about the belly? Increase cardio time? Decrease rice?
If you don't mind cardio, do more of it, on off days, but whatever you do, you MUST count your calories and weigh yourself daily.
Also calculate that basal rate:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
If you don't do this, the belly fat may stay forever. Often, we eat way more than we need, and if you want to lose the fat, you'll have to undereat, consistently, to get any results.
Protein shakes are a fine way to get enough protein. That's what I do now, and I think it's working nicely. Get one of those that also have vitamins and such, it doesn't have to be whey.
>>27605077
>is there a way that i can get leaner in general while working as a storyboard artist?
Eat less. Bound to work. Count your calories, undereat, etc.
>i drink a lot of soda/coffee to stay up late and finish work, my job requires sitting and the only exercise i really get is walking my dog and gardening/housework.
Cut out the soda, and careful on the coffee. I'm sure you can make time for a work out session 3 times a week or so, or every other day, or every 3 days. Just an hour, that's all you need. It'll make you feel better, too. You'll have more energy for everything, even drawing. Also more control in your muscles, which you need for your art.
>>27605078
Very welcome!
The guide is also here, with some bonus sections:
http://pastebin.com/zrpicavw
>>27605185
thanks man
is sprite okay? i heard on /fit/ that was a little better in comparison with coke/pepsi
also what about energy drinks? i'll drink red bull instead of coffee sometimes
Yeah just keep lifting cucks.
>implying that tall and good looking guys will not still look better than you even without lifting
Just lol at lifting if you're not top Chad.
>>27605602
>you shouldn't lift because there will always be people better
top cuck
>>27601861
>First impression is that it's retarded.
It is the work out regiment of literally the most powerful martial artist of the 20th century.
>but after that, it becomes an endurance problem
That is the point
>Personally, I'd stay away from these things.
Well personally I am aiming to be a legend. To be a legend you have to train like one.
the gym is for chumps. i just eat a low carb diet, do 30 minutes of shadoboxing and some cardio and i'm good.
>>27605638
That's exactly how it is. You either win or you lose. And if you're anything but first, you lose. For example, you probably know the name of the first man in space. Do you know the second? No you don't. Because he isn't the best. Effort is useless.
>>27605731
You should aim to be the best you can be.
Be all that you can be.
>>27605763
Retarded. It's wasted work.
>>27605790
Doing nothing and never trying, never even finding your limits, that is a wasted life.
>>27605493
>is sprite okay? i heard on /fit/ that was a little better in comparison with coke/pepsi
A little better, sure, but still bad. Just google the calories in one and compare.
>also what about energy drinks? i'll drink red bull instead of coffee sometimes
I smell nothing good in it, to be honest. Better have a real coffee.
>>27606166
Not really. Working hard and getting shitty results just because you got dealt a bad hand initially. That is wasted life.
>>27605602
My best friend is way over 2 meters tall, and I confirm that just being tall doesn't do shit.
One of the guys from here is also very tall and that doesn't help him any.
I'll explain: short people think it takes being tall; tall people, from here, thinks it takes being normal-sized.
You all think it's about something you aren't or don't have. The attitude you have can ruin any of your assets, especially if you don't see any.
>>27605676
>It is the work out regiment of literally the most powerful martial artist of the 20th century.
I know, but that doesn't mean much. Great athletes had retarded programs too, but it didn't prevent them from becoming great. You can't take it at face value, especially since your goal isn't to become a martial artist, right?
>Well personally I am aiming to be a legend. To be a legend you have to train like one.
Most legends aren't real.
More seriously, wherever you start, it'll have to be the same as what I suggest.
300 pushups, the hardest part will be the first 20. After that, it's mostly overkill. You're better off practicing punches and kicks. That's just me though.
>>27605682
Thanks for sharing.
I've never trained in a gym either.
>>27605731
>That's exactly how it is. You either win or you lose.
I always win, personally.
>And if you're anything but first, you lose.
That's not true, though. If you don't clear examples, you won't make sense.
>For example, you probably know the name of the first man in space. Do you know the second?
Buzz Aldrin. You're just a fucking moron, friendo. Everyone knows fucking Buzz Aldrin. He even had a Toy Story character based on him. Where's Armstrong's character? Correct. That's because Aldrin is a fucking badass. Nobody cares that he came "second". He's fucking Buzz Aldrin.
> No you don't. Because he isn't the best. Effort is useless.
Only idiots like you think "the best" goes first.
Efforts pay. You don't want to pay, so you try to discredit anyone who tries.
Guess what: you got everything you deserve. You talk like a piece of shit, so you get what a piece of shit deserves.
Now get the fuck out, I've wasted enough time with your sort. Come here when you want help to help yourself. Short of that, I'll gladly pay the bullet that will spare us your bullshit.
>>27606213
It's proven that being tall is better. Just as with many other things it can be objectively determined which is better and which isn't.
Also no assets can be ruined if you don't have any.
>>27606309
>on the moon
Wrong example but same instance. That said, the first men in space all died and were never known. Only the first that survived became famous, so even then, that's a stupid example.
>>27605790
Then don't do any of the work like you're doing. What are complaining about? I'm doing the work and getting rewarded for it, like anyone who does the work.
That's the beauty of working out: doing it is all it takes. It separates people and that's good. You can visually tell who's a little whiny faggot and who's ready to do the work. I'd lift for that reason alone. My dislike of you is that big.
>>27606180
>Not really. Working hard and getting shitty results just because you got dealt a bad hand initially. That is wasted life
It doesn't work that way. Work hard and you will get results no matter what. It has nothing to do with a "bad hand". If you have muscles right now, and if you can move, you have them, that's all you need. No excuses.
You're wasting your life, but no need to waste our time. Kindly fuck off.
>>27606309
>Buzz Aldrin. You're just a fucking moron, friendo. Everyone knows fucking Buzz Aldrin. He even had a Toy Story character based on him. Where's Armstrong's character? Correct. That's because Aldrin is a fucking badass. Nobody cares that he came "second". He's fucking Buzz Aldrin.
Way to make a retard out of yourself. Everyone knows that Yuri Gagarin was the first. Gherman Titov was second(and I had to google that).
>Efforts pay.
They don't. Only results pay.
>Guess what: you got everything you deserve.
Just worlding are we.
>Short of that, I'll gladly pay the bullet that will spare us your bullshit.
You sound pretty mad despite not even knowing the difference between being in space and landing on the moon.
>>27606319
>It's proven that being tall is better.
Tall people who have problems because of it don't care whether it's "proven".
>Just as with many other things it can be objectively determined which is better and which isn't.
Except the ones that prove you wrong, of course.
>Also no assets can be ruined if you don't have any.
Poor baby. Go cry somewhere else, this is a thread for people who try to improve. If I wanted to help losers terminate their suffering, I'd have come with ammo.
>>27606418
>They don't. Only results pay.
Results are the payment you get for work.
>Just worlding are we.
Not familiar with that meme.
>You sound pretty mad despite not even knowing the difference between being in space and landing on the moon.
You think I'm mad because I used the word "bullshit"? Cute.
Why are you in this thread? Nobody wants you here, fuck off.
From 110kg to 90 in 4 months.
180 cm.
Hopefully I'll be fit for summer.
Whenever I try doing a pushup my right shoulder make this creepy as hell noise which sounds like a mix between a click and tearing of tissues, anyone recognize it?
Not really exercise related, but 4th day without any soda, only been drinking milk and water. So far no noticeable changes (have been guzzling down ~12 litres of coke/week for the past 15 years).
Also, anyone know any good cardio exercises for someone with worn out joints and sciatica?
>>27606367
Not really. Many things affect how effective will your workout be. For example testosterone levels. Do you see all the guys on /fit/? Who actually work VERY hard. Who can bench their 1.5 their bodyweight. And they usually have no results other than the strength. It's funny.
>>27606394
See above.
>>27606455
Excellent results!
>Whenever I try doing a pushup my right shoulder make this creepy as hell noise which sounds like a mix between a click and tearing of tissues, anyone recognize it?
Bodies make all sorts of sounds. The only question that matters is this: does it hurt?
If not, then don't worry too much.
Also, when doing a pushup, is your form perfect? Are your hands at nip-level rather than shoulder level? Do your arms bend at a 45 degree angle with your body?
Good form with pushups will spare you pain and potential injuries, especially with the elbows.
>So far no noticeable changes (have been guzzling down ~12 litres of coke/week for the past 15 years).
Are you trying to put on weight or lose it?
4 days isn't much time for any sort of change. Be patient. Milk is very calorific, that's why I'm asking what your goal is.
>>27606424
>Tall people who have problems because of it don't care whether it's "proven".
Tall people who have problems are still better off than short people.
>Not familiar with that meme.
It's not a meme. It's the just-world fallacy. It's a fallacy where people attribute their success to their hard work and completely disregard the things out of their control that helped them.
>Why are you in this thread? Nobody wants you here, fuck off.
That's some normie-tier argument. Could have said something like
>umm anon omg >.< like nobody likes you, die pls
>>27606504
>Not really. Many things affect how effective will your workout be. For example testosterone levels.
Sure, a woman won't have the same results and there are differences between men, not huge, but it happens. So? What are you going to do about it?
>Who actually work VERY hard. Who can bench their 1.5 their bodyweight. And they usually have no results other than the strength. It's funny.
That's not how muscles work, though. Strength is what you get first as your nervous system gets its shit together and becomes more efficient. After that, to get more strength, you do require more muscle, it's as simple as that.
Anyone who increase their strength enough eventually puts on muscle mass, it's unavoidable if you do the work.
You're just trying every excuse possible. You don't need any: if you don't want to work out, don't. Nobody's forcing you.
But stop trying to suggest there's any other reason for you not doing the work than you just choosing not to do it.
>>27606579
>But stop trying to suggest there's any other reason for you not doing the work than you just choosing not to do it.
Determinism proves that I have no choice :^)
>>27606555
>Tall people who have problems are still better off than short people.
Why does that matter to you in the least?
I'm 176cm, considered a manlet by /fit/ standards, and I never even felt small or short. I never had a problem with girls because of my height.
>It's not a meme. It's the just-world fallacy. It's a fallacy where people attribute their success to their hard work and completely disregard the things out of their control that helped them.
It doesn't apply to everything. Just like the opposite doesn't apply either. When it comes to working out, I can confirm that it's only because of the work I put in. What else could it be? No other parameter is different. The state of my body right now is the direct result of my hard work on it. That has nothing to do with the world.
>That's some normie-tier argument. Could have said something like
Normie-tier? Excuse me a second, my girlfriend badly wants to suck my cock right now. All right, I think I can do both, type to you and getting sucked. Are you super assmad yet? Fucking hell man... You're acting up like a little kid, it's fucking weird.
>>27606529
>Also, when doing a pushup, is your form perfect? Are your hands at nip-level rather than shoulder level? Do your arms bend at a 45 degree angle with your body?
I think so, will find a picture and compare. It doesn't hurt but it feels a bit funny and it never sounded like this when I was younger, it's very audible too. No one on /fit/ knew what it was either but some reported they had it too.
>Are you trying to put on weight or lose it?
Just trying not to become diabetic, have experienced the symptoms lately. Weight wise I'm fine.
Thx for the reply!
>>27606555
>completely disregard the things out of their control that helped them.
>that feel when the dumbbells force themselves into your hands and do 6 sets
>that feel when your eyes force you to read hours and hours of info on how your body functions
>that feel when protein shakes invade your mouth against your will
>>27606633
>Determinism proves that I have no choice :^)
All right, then tough luck, eh? Now fuck off. And don't think I didn't know it was you all along...
Just admit that the only reason you come here is because you're too much of a pansy to make an effort.
You deserve what you have by now. It's your own damn fault. There is justice.
>>27606728
Yeah just keep telling yourself that. If it helps you I guess. But in the end, you're living a delusion.
>>27606778
>Yeah just keep telling yourself that. If it helps you I guess. But in the end, you're living a delusion.
It helps, yes, but the truth often helps.
Whatever happens to you from now on is your choice and your fault.
No sympathy from me anymore.
You have no reason to stay here except for pity, and you won't have that from me either.
You think you can't change anything? Fine. But then why would you be here posting? You want people to feel bad for you? Pathetic.
Are you ready to go away now? Ask yourself why you're staying. You don't have to tell me, I don't care anymore.
>>27606829
And yet you keep responding :^)
Maybe I just like to derail threads. All there is to it.
Hey Nick!
So I started my weight loss journey in late Feb and started around 305 lbs. Currently I hover around 298 and 300 lbs. I've changed my diet completely by lowering my calorie intake and cutting out beer, soda, juice, drinking more water, eating more chicken, tuna and greens (Kale, broccoli.) I do cardio (treadmill) 3-5 days a week for 65mins.
Is there something else I can be doing? I cant seem to get my weight lower than 298lbs.
>>27606864
>And yet you keep responding :^)
Sure, it's my thread. But don't take it for granted. I can ignore you as soon as I choose to.
>Maybe I just like to derail threads. All there is to it.
Right, nobody believes you. You could derail any thread on the entirety of 4chan and we're supposed to think you choose this one by coincidence?
You're so full of shit.
>>27606883
>Is there something else I can be doing? I cant seem to get my weight lower than 298lbs.
Lower the cals some more. With the cardio you do, I'm thinking you're probably eating more than you think.
Do you count your calories?
>>27606924
I estimate my calories..but I've been meaning to buy a foodscale so I can count them more accurately. Also, if I'm doing a high protien/low carb diet how should my sodium intake look like?
>>27606890
I didn't want to, but I found it funny how you've been accusing people of being someone(I figured you meant me) even if they weren't really me. You can't possibly think that every disagreeing post ITT was me.
Also I'm not even sure why you are so mad at me. That how it seemed from >>27603598
Just because I stopped talking to you? That's petty.
>>27606999
>I estimate my calories..
That never goes right. That's probably why you're not losing much more than you are. Count them and write them down, daily.
>but I've been meaning to buy a foodscale so I can count them more accurately.
You don't need to be very accurate, just know how much you're eating. See on the labels, do some calculus when required.
> Also, if I'm doing a high protien/low carb diet how should my sodium intake look like?
I have no idea. I've literally never worried about sodium.
>>27607004
>I didn't want to, but I found it funny how you've been accusing people of being someone(I figured you meant me) even if they weren't really me. You can't possibly think that every disagreeing post ITT was me.
That was just to see if you'd out yourself. You did. It worked.
>You can't possibly think that every disagreeing post ITT was me.
I don't. I know people like you tend to sound very similar; so is the reaction to my thread.
>Just because I stopped talking to you? That's petty.
If you think that's all that it was, you definitely have the Asp.
You have no reason to be here, go away.
>>27607129
No problem fampai. Thanks for answering!
>>27607194
No problem. Have fun counting your calories.
>>27607184
>If you think that's all that it was, you definitely have the Asp.
What was it then? Seriously? Not wanting to waste more of your time is bad now? You seem salty and I don't get why.
>>27606251
>especially since your goal isn't to become a martial artist, right?
Fucking wrong!
I am a martial artist. Why the fuck did you think I brought up a martial art related workout regiment from a legendary martial artist?
>Most legends aren't real.
This dude is well documented to be legit. Same with Kimura.
>the hardest part will be the first 20.
even most 10 year olds can do that many
I have been stuck in the 50-100 range.
>You're better off practicing punches and kicks
Improving physical attributes is important part of training and should not be neglected.
>That's just me though
You don't train shit.
>>27607226
>What was it then? Seriously? Not wanting to waste more of your time is bad now? You seem salty and I don't get why.
Why the fuck are you here? You've changed your mind about wasting my time? You want to waste more of it?
You want to mess with me? What's your objective here?
>You seem salty and I don't get why.
I trusted you, I've spent a lot of time on you, and you made me regret it, and probably will continue to do so. I have every reason to be salty.
I respected your decision, but I don't understand why you'd come back on it so soon.
>>27607300
>You want to mess with me? What's your objective here?
Honestly I didn't want to interfere at all. But after seeing you accusing people of being someone, I was just curious if you could have by any chance meant me. And surprisingly you did. So I decided to mess with you after that.
>I trusted you, I've spent a lot of time on you, and you made me regret it, and probably will continue to do so. I have every reason to be salty.
This fucking high and mighty attitude. No one was forcing you, you act like your time is somehow extremely valuable. Not my fucking problem really.
>>27607292
>I am a martial artist. Why the fuck did you think I brought up a martial art related workout regiment from a legendary martial artist?
Do you think the idea of some noob coming up with a crazy ass ninja program is out of the realm of imaginable things? I've seen stranger before. If you're already into martial arts, which I am not, I would assume you already know more about it than I would.
Why would an actual martial artist ask me, a general fitness adviser to nerds, about martial arts? I didn't assume you were already into it because of that.
>even most 10 year olds can do that many
Which is hardly relevant. I could do 30 at 15, and I can only do 10 now, but I am stronger now, because I'm much heavier too. And in between, I couldn't do 1. The number of pushups is meaningless without the person's weight.
All I'm saying is that beyond 20 you're not really gaining in strength.
>Improving physical attributes is important part of training and should not be neglected.
Of course, but I'm not sure endurance is what you need for martial arts. Cardio, sure, but the ability to do 300 pushups? I don't know. I'm not martial artist.
>You don't train shit.
?
>>27606456
Do you have access to a elliptical or pool?
>>27598771
im always late to these threads but i always look out for them so idk if anyone will reply to me or not. but I really want to start working out bc im starting to develop moobs but im lacking a huge amount of motivation, what should i do to pump myself up?
>>27607392
>Honestly I didn't want to interfere at all.
A strange way to do so. Why do you even check the thread?
> But after seeing you accusing people of being someone, I was just curious if you could have by any chance meant me.
And? Why should it matter? I could have meant literally 7 other anons who did the same thing you did, and I intended to cover them all, just to see. Either the other guy would admit, or deny, or feel found out, or he wouldn't, none of it matters anyway, but it had the secondary effect of flushing you out.
>And surprisingly you did. So I decided to mess with you after that.
For all I know, it was you and now you're pretending it wasn't. I can't know, and it doesn't matter.
You decided to mess with me for no good reason. You're going against your own decision, for no reason either.
What do you want?
>This fucking high and mighty attitude.
High and mighty? I shared very personal information with you and you act like I owed it to you.
>No one was forcing you, you act like your time is somehow extremely valuable. Not my fucking problem really.
You should have appreciated that I did it by choice. My time IS extremely valuable you fucking idiot. I have two jobs and one of them I do from home, and if I had spent the hours I spent on you, on work, it would have amounted to several hundred units. So yes, my time is valuable. Unlike you, I have to make ends meet, for myself and the people I feed, not that you care. I could have spent it on any number of other people, too.
>Not my fucking problem really.
Indeed not. It was my problem from trusting you. Just get out and never come back. Thank you for the lesson, though. I'm less likely to trust this blindly.
Just because it means nothing to you doesn't make it so for everyone else. Try understanding this.
But yeah, leave me alone.
>>27607397
>but I'm not sure endurance is what you need for martial arts.
I am done, that is pants on the head retarded.
Into the trash it goes
>>27607533
I'm still here. Count your calories, every day, weigh yourself, every morning after emptying yourself.
Calculate basal rate:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
Eat 400kcal less than the result.
That will force your body to use the reserves it has made (your fat).
You don't even need to work out for that to happen, although I'd recommend to do so as well.
>>27598771
Are squats all i need for legs?
>>27607596
I specified, not that you didn't notice.
>>27607651
>Are squats all i need for legs?
Pretty much. Legs are fairly simple in term of how they move. For strength, squats do it all, yes.
You can do calf-raises if you want to target more specifically. But yeah, squats will go a long way.
>>27607629
is counting calories something that is tedious at first but then it just becomes routine?
>>27607574
>High and mighty? I shared very personal information with you and you act like I owed it to you.
Matters why? You don't know shit about me. I don't know shit about you. I mean I know about your life, but I still don't know your identity. You're still pretty much anonymous(despite being tripfaggot ironically).
>You should have appreciated that I did it by choice.
You choose it. The problem is, you acted like I owed you agreement because you talked to me. That's fucking bullshit and you know it. It's manipulative. Just like you're doing here. Just trying to build a following by manipulating anons, despite having NO results in fitness. It's the same thing. People like you are fucking faggots.
>>27607724
>is counting calories something that is tedious at first but then it just becomes routine?
Yes. Not even tedious at first, because you learn about food a lot. You realise what has how much, and that's interesting.
Later on, you get a feel for the calories in everything. After some point, you don't even need to count them much, because you just know.
But I always advise writing them down for several months, just to see how things go. Too many people fail to count, correctly or at all, and end up eating way more than they think, and then they give up and blame it all on genetics.
>>27607770
alright thanks, also ik you have a workout routine but im pretty lazy so i figured if i could just do a set amount of push-ups every day/every few days would suffice or is that stupid and i should just follow said routine
>>27607758
>Matters why?
It matters to me. I thought we'd moved a step. Maybe you don't think so, but that doesn't matter, because I do, and I'm explaining to you why *I* am "salty". You don't have to accept or understand anything here, I'm just telling you how it is.
>You choose it. The problem is, you acted like I owed you agreement because you talked to me.
No. I chose it. I never expected you to agree to anything, but I expected you to make an effort, and be willing to do so. I did not expect you to suddenly turn your back on me and act like we were just random anons on 4chan. Without a doubt, I trusted you more than you ever trusted me.
I've learned a valuable lesson thanks to you and I'm less likely to make the same mistake again.
>That's fucking bullshit and you know it. It's manipulative. Just like you're doing here. Just trying to build a following by manipulating anons, despite having NO results in fitness.
It's none of those things. I'm giving people advice. There's no following. I wouldn't have time to do what I did for you to more than 2 other people, if that. And that's only because I'm on holidays. With work, I wouldn't have time for more than 1, every 3 days or so.
>despite having NO results in fitness.
What makes you think that? I have results, excellent results.
>People like you are fucking faggots.
No, you are the asshole here. I gave you my time and now you all you can do is try to act like I was the asshole to spend hours writing to you, while you didn't even fucking try to understand anything I was telling you.
You're a fucking ingrate piece of shit. I never asked anything of you, and you're an asshole to suggest I did. All I want of you now is to leave me alone and never bother me again.
>>27607842
>alright thanks, also ik you have a workout routine but im pretty lazy so i figured if i could just do a set amount of push-ups every day/every few days would suffice or is that stupid and i should just follow said routine
That would grow your strength in certain areas, but it's not cardio. You wouldn't lose fat from doing that. Not as much as you could with cardio.
If your objective is fat loss, then counting calories and undereating will take care of it. Nothing else needed. But that doesn't grow muscle, it just burns the fat.
The rest depends on your goal.
>>27608009
ok, thanks nick ill prob be back next threat but ill most likely be late. have a good day
>>27608049
You can always contact me there:
[email protected]
>>27598771
I was the guy who posted in one of your threads where you recommended me to do the 5x5 DB routine a few months ago.
So far i've lost 25 pounds and gained a signifcant amount of muscle, also been going to the gym. I've also been browsing /fit/ ever since. Thanks for everything man.
>>27607965
>I did not expect you to suddenly turn your back on me and act like we were just random anons on 4chan.
We pretty much were. Talking about ones life does not change that.
>There's no following.
Then why do you have a tripcode? Not to mention how you mentioned in one of the emails that you would like to have a network of like-minded people.
>I have results, excellent results.
20 pushups? I've seen guys completely out of shape and 50lbs overweight do more. Not to mention the time it took to get these results.
> while you didn't even fucking try to understand anything I was telling you
I did try. It just didn't make sense. Has that ever occured to you?
>>27608080
>So far i've lost 25 pounds and gained a signifcant amount of muscle, also been going to the gym. I've also been browsing /fit/ ever since. Thanks for everything man.
I'm very happy to hear that!
Good job. Damn good job.
>>27605602
>lifting cucks
my motherfuxxing sides
>>27608114
>We pretty much were. Talking about ones life does not change that.
We weren't, for me. Talking about one's life DOES change that, for me. If you cannot grasp that things aren't all based on what you think, then I give up.
>Then why do you have a tripcode?
So people know it's me, thread after thread.
> Not to mention how you mentioned in one of the emails that you would like to have a network of like-minded people.
Yes, which I already do offline, but that has nothing to do with fitness. I wrongly thought you were associated with that problematic, and that's my bad. Just forget everything I ever told you.
>20 pushups? I've seen guys completely out of shape and 50lbs overweight do more. Not to mention the time it took to get these results.
If you weren't the guy who misread, you sound a lot like him (which is the same thing you did in our e-mails, by the way). I cannot do 20 pushups, as I've said over and over and over again. But 2 months ago, I couldn't do 1. Now I can do 10, and that's serious progress. That's all that matters to me, progress. Other people might be stronger, it's of no importance.
Within 2 months I'll probably be able to do 20, and so on and so forth.
Stop acting like not having reached a certain stage already is a sign of anything. Anyone who ever trained at something had to go through the stages that came before.
>I did try. It just didn't make sense. Has that ever occured to you?
It didn't make sense to you, but that was because your definitions were off. You never tried to understand how that was, and I'm past caring now.
I'm done with you. Never talk to me again.
>>27605493
dunno about sugar content but that's the only thing that can counter acid reflux for me...
>>27608251
>It didn't make sense to you, but that was because your definitions were off. You never tried to understand how that was, and I'm past caring now.
That's like your opinion bro. I tried to understand but you were simply wrong. Easy as that.
>I'm past caring now.
>I'm done with you. Never talk to me again.
Despite saying all this you still keep responding. Cuck.
>>27608386
>That's like your opinion bro. I tried to understand but you were simply wrong. Easy as that.
Life is easy for you. Just know that smarter minds have had greater doubts where all you find is certainty. Idiots to think they're more right than they are.
>Despite saying all this you still keep responding. Cuck.
You're a sad person.
I neve said I wouldn't respond, I said I wanted you to leave. Are you leaving now?
>>27608437
>Just know that smarter minds have had greater doubts where all you find is certainty.
And still you were certain that my definitions were off. Gee.
>You're a sad person.
Yep.
>Are you leaving now?
I don't know. Am I?
>>27608486
>And still you were certain that my definitions were off. Gee.
Because they were. You showed it yourself. I don't wish to waste anymore time about this, though. You've made your mind about things, even things you admit you don't fully understand, and nobody can tell you any better.
You know what, I've felt bad for you. I really did. It kept me thinking at night, and I'm not talking about when you suddenly changed, I'm talking about the stuff you shared in the beginning. Maybe you don't understand this, but to me, it was an involvement. It cost me something. I couldn't have done this with many people, and you've ensured that I am that much less likely to do it again, and that's not passive aggression, I actually mean it. I will be more careful now. That's the only thing I can take from that exchange with you.
I still think you fled for reasons that aren't honest. I explained that even if you were right, it was still no reason for anything.
What do you want from me now?
>>27606695
the most original topkek of this thread ever
>>27608658
>Because they were.
How does that come together with
>Just know that smarter minds have had greater doubts where all you find is certainty.
> It cost me something.
Time yeah. Other than that it's irrelephant. Life of a stranger has no bearing on you.
>What do you want from me now?
Nothing. Just trying to kill time before going to sleep.
>>27608740
>How does that come together with
Like I said, I do not wish to invest more time debating philosophy with you.
>Time yeah. Other than that it's irrelephant. Life of a stranger has no bearing on you.
You don't get to choose reality. It cost me more than time. I don't give a damn what you will think now, but I cared for you. I thought about you at work, I wondered at the things I could tell you to help. Maybe you don't understand, and that's fine, but I have no reason to lie. I felt for you and wanted to make you be happier.
All the arguing I did was done to that end. I thought we could argue neutrally because you seemed interested, but I realised it wasn't that neutral. If I had known that, I wouldn't have gone into it to any length. It didn't matter that much. I only wanted to make your life better.
>Life of a stranger has no bearing on you.
It had, and it still has. Again, maybe this is beyond your understanding because of different neurologies, but this entire chat with you here makes me physically ill. This isn't something I normally say, but you know the reasons why that happens.
>Nothing. Just trying to kill time before going to sleep.
And I refuse to be used for this sort of thing anymore.
Good-bye.
>>27608727
I'll try to make more instead of taking anon seriously.
>>27607422
No good pools nearby, but maybe I could buy one of them ellipticals, thx for the tip!
>>27598771
>Current progress
>Too afraid going to gyn
>/fit/ people will laugh at me there
>>27609581
Consider a home gym, then. There's a lot you can do at home, with no or little equipment.
What's your goal?
>>27609682
Just want to lose weight man
>>27609780
Then cardio is your best bet, on top of counting calories and weighing yourself.
If you can run, running will be plenty enough, and it's free.
>>27609821
Thanks annon
>>27601756
ever had gyno?
>>27609821
If /fit/ manages to fuck up running this bad, I can't imagine how bad they are at lifting.
>warm-up and cooldown
utterly pointless.
>practice form
just horseshit. "form" will come naturally.
>conditioning
if you want to improve your running ability, run.
>>27611069
That what's useful, discard what you won't use. Form doesn't come naturally to everyone, and "form" doesn't make you sound very credible.
Good night everyone.
>>27611152
>le form
The idea that you're going to be able to consciously keep track of this shit while running over a period of MANY THOUSANDS OF STEPS PER SESSION is unfathomably laughable, and pretty much exactly the sort of thinking I expect from curlbros who do like 3 repetitions a week.
>>27611435
>Obviously uninformed opinion
Kek
I'm still a skello but my muscles are starting to show. When I make some pressure in my belly a six pack starts to show.
It's a start
>>27611583
My opinion is informed by - you know - actually running. Instead of spinning around like an idiot clenching my anus and guesstimating my cadence.
