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Good morning Rosebuds
Time to Rose thread
I ask this like a child asks the Make A Wish foundation- are there ANY photos of Rose's armpits? Full bare, or just a bit, anything will do.
You would be my hero, my Christ figure to worship daily if anyone could find them.
I really miss her, I hope she come back and upload new videos
>>27597992
She is a man, and I hope HE never comes back.
>>27597804
Report and sage.
>>27597804
lou here AMA
How does it feel that you have to be reminded of her whoerdom every single day?
>>27598106
This made my day. Thanks for being pathetic and faggy, Lou. You make me feel so much better.
>>27598121
>feeling this much better
>responding this fast
Clearly you are mad as fuck lmao
>>27598148
Yeah, please post more
Never leave
>>27597804
fyi op you should have a topic, a question or a statement
otherwise you get nothing
>>27598106
The only thing you remind me of is quickpaws321 when you make these threads and post your face. Here's your (you).
>>27597804
thats a fucking man you absolute retard
reported, hope this thread 404's and you get banned
>>27598204
he should stop worshipping some mentally ill man
>>27598204
things such as the usual memes and the samefagging, oh the samefaggery
>>27598192
QQ moar whoerlover
>>27598271
this mad cunt is getting saved for sure
>>27597804
She may looks cuddly and cute in that pic but in real life she is a narcisstic rube
>>27597837
There has to be someone who has an armpit picture.
dah
check the archive
Anybody here ever watched The Master?
>>27598467
No? Link Plox?
>>27598489
Its on Netflix m8
>>27598589
What's this faggy shit?
>>27598606
Wrong one
Netflix probably already got rid of it
>>27598644
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747/
try again another time.
rose wasn't on last night :\
>>27598693
is this bait? i can't tell if this is bait or not.
>>27598606
It's actually shit
>Normally find that guy pretty funny
>3 episodes in and I hadn't even chuckled
Dropped
>>27598716
I didn't even have to look at it. I have never found that son of a gun anywhere near fun.
is it really true that she's pregnang or already has a baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcYDNGQOb5Q
>>27598703
wtf stop talking to me you weirdo
>>27598703
It's not bait. The retard always talks about his steam stalking.
>>27598744
She's pregnant and currently experiencing financial difficulties.
>>27598748
still not sure if bait or not. a smack of help?
>>27598759
I don believe you! She can't have baby she's supposed to wait for me. It's my destiny to marry rose and she's RUINING IT!
>>27598791
Who said she was getting married? lmao
>>27598760
h3lp me
help you!!!!!
>>27598744
>>27598759
>>27598791
>>27598944
Compulsive liar is back. Go away.
>>27599103
Change to better subject then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWfN9R3zyx8
>>27599073
Are you of the /int/ people?
>>27599103
>>27599073
>>27598944
>>27598791
>>27598759
at least she's single....
>>27599126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTljpH7cfW8
dfgjkfopgkofogregreg
she is like a demon
beware
Isn't it cruel how we can want something as much as we want Rose, and never get it? Whoever created the world is truly an evil creature.
>>27599405
we had her, but
she is no more
I don't know what it is about this woman, but she is a succubus of sorts.
Inactive for nearly three years but viewing one too many of her videos will have you obsessed with her.
Only thing that makes me believe in the devil. There is something about this woman that drains men, and I think she was made that way by something besides God.
Hell, even in the early days, when she had little internet fame, I remember a picture where some guy carved her name into his arm.
All her life she's been this odd little devil.
>>27599512
You mean king carving in his own name? Odd how people remember that differently.
Alternatively you are the one with the febble mind, the mind who can not handle her might. There are many like you.
>>27599785
You take this too seriously lol
>>27598467
Yeah, I did. Pretty interesting considering I knew nothing aboutScientology and L. Ron Hubbardbefordhand.
>>27599859
You take it too lightly lol
Get back to devil theory
>>27598757
>The retard always talks about his steam stalking
Well there's at least 3 of us. I bet there are much more.
>>27599512
It does seem like a curse. But my healthy agnosticism tells me it's a combination of factors: her natural beauty, her intellect and consequent independent behavior and tastes, her fondness for games. Now these are all her base stats. These base stats suffer a multiplier effect due to the sheer amount of material she put out (including the VYOUs). And there you have it, the recipe for critical hits on our collective minds.
>>27600090
This mutliplier idea is even worse than the devil theory, which is similar russia's descendant of cain mythos. There are people who haven't watched it all, who have watched barely anything, and fall under the spell.
It is only a curse if you can not control it, and most of you can not control it.
>>27599405
she created herself, therefore she is to blame
>>27600128
Yeah it's just a theory. But I'm a man of science, I don't believe in hoodos so this theory seems more plausible.
>who have watched barely anything
I don't think this is true. I'd wager there are not many "regulars" who didn't binge watch the archive at least once.
>>27600312
I was speaking of new people. Every regular gets a steady routine after a while. Some are bitter, some are devoted fools. Mine is viewing the videos at their release date.
>>27600342
>new people
This devil/multiplier thing tries explain how people become "hooked" on her.
When you make threads on /r9k/ you're gonna get "new people" who simply wonder about the board.
Those are not rosebuds, they are not hooked on her by any means.
>>27600265
or your reaction is not her responsibility
>>27600342
it's simple. Rose's internet persona is the not only the best version of her, but the best female companion as yet presented on viewable media.
it's difficult to process something as good and then let it be, in this world of avalanches of shit. but try to recognise that she is something good. and, then make yourself something good. don't try to break her down or rationalise her into this world.
>>27600429
nowadays when people get the whole victim by stalker story which goes around, they seldom come near our group
these new people become after a while rosebuds. How else do you think they are made? Exposure. But not everyone has the same reaction
>>27600434
I was talking about the world. I don't choose what I like. I was created liking and wanting something I cant have. It's torture
>>27600442
I do not find her influence malignant.
Majority of people will not be able to understand these things, that they can not meet her and then things will be all paradise castles and princess in the real life. It is simply impossible to achieve. And as you say it is not any real worth other than mental strength. Perfect for a religion, if we were not lazy sacks of shitwands.
>>27600469
>Exposure
Yes, some new people are potential rosebuds. But they only become rosebuds after going through her shit. They become progressively hooked from one video to the next. It's a 700 combo multiplier.
>>27600510
What were you created to like? And how has she had any part in that creation.
A life without suffering is not a life worth living.
>>27600442
>but the best female companion as yet presented on viewable media
The truest words, fellow bud
>>27600543
Your theory is beginning to strike my fancy. All they have to do is take one step down a very very tall hill, and they are constant obsession.
>>27600555
The idea of an rose AI is probably the best ones to be uttered. I have the devotion, but not the tools.
Stop samefagging your dim witted theories newfag
It's stupid and pointless, we got it already bla bla
It's all over she's never making a video again do something better with your time instead ,because this bus left a long time ago
>>27600610
There are two others and me, or a very good samefag and me.
Or according to you, me me me.
>>27600610
>samefagging your dim witted theories newfag
I'm not samefagging anything, someone mentioned evil/devil/curse thing, I countered with my theory.
Yes, it's just a theory. Don't write a book about it.
I'm not a newfag. I've mentioned this idea of mine at least once before in these threads.
Honest question, is she having a kid?
>>27600702
kaka? who cares or noes
>>27600718
no, i mean roze.
I WONDER WHAT MY GOOD FRIEND PEDRO IS UP RIGHT NOW. MY BET IS HE IS BUSY POSTING IN THIS ROSE THREAD
>>27600737
There are no indication of that. If these adultsized children have any real evidence, not just words, then it is yet to be posted.
>>27600702
She is 30 years old. It's not unheard of for women her age to have children. If she doesn't then it won't be long.
>>27600861
Empty words, once more
>>27598341
skimmed through my folder and found 2. im sure there is more
>>27598341
im sure anon can find you some better pics
>>27600892
yeah there sure for really are
>>27600861
>She is 30 years old
in 2 days
>>27600753
>HE IS BUSY POSTING IN THIS ROSE THREAD
yes pedro, you are here, we know
>>27600905
Holy fuck mother of god how can you save this shit
H-O-W
O
W
>>27600918
she is sexy as hell
>>27600861
Just looked up some quick stats and almost half of women under the age of 44 do not have children - and this is for ALL women. The proportion of childfree women is higher for white women and higher for women with a university education. Combine this with what we know about Rose's pseudo-solipsistic personality, it is much more likely that she is not pregnant and never will be.
>>27600916
Really? She's an Aries?
>>27600916
>tfw i can't say happy birthday to her anymore
>tfw you can't see her smiling anymore
you sure it's 2 more days?
>>27600958
The why explain why you would save a shitty screencap of her video.
It would take me less than a minute to make a new one of the exact moment that doesn't look like she's been squashed into a grainy box.
>>27600988
>doesn't roses birthday
Sorry, don't want to be rude but are you new?
It is april the 5th 1987
>>27600918
i save everything
everything
>>27601000
>1987
It's 1986
>>27600968
She says in on of her vids that she would likely kill her children or wear them down through "slow attrition to their mental sector". But in all seriousness I bet she'd be a good stern mom.
>>27601003
Did you save the original internet interrogation video? If not, you can't make good caps.
This >>27600905 is a shitty depiction of Rose. Have you no shame?
>>27601017
Yeah, you right. Don't know what that year came from, sorry.
>>27601000
>don't want to be rude but are you new?
>1987
dude
lol
I really just wish she was my friend, even if she didn't like me that much
>>27601019
>mfw believing anything she said
>>27601023
>Have you no shame?
ye
>>27601000
>i'm a newfag
bitch u guessed it! you is right.
also checked
>>27601033
Me too. I just want be near her and gaze at her smooth milky skin and smell her
>>27601051
You are my sunshine
Rose taught me how to build a pc the other day
>>27600989
i'm trying to make a world of roses
>>27601151
>>27601218
saved.s.a.v.e.d.
>>27601218
>>27601242
Use the proper ratio ffs as the one below
>>27601265
your problem is that you think i care
>>27601307
You are a mere punching bag
>>27601265
>>27601307
and this foolishness will be your downfall
>>27601329
From what heights? Are all village idiots this predictable?
>>27601337
you're as boring as you're predictable. perhaps you're her after all
>>27601307
>non including n8n as a character
>>27601388
why the fuck would i do that?why the fuck would i do that?
how would you raise your daughter to ensure she turned out as awesome as Rose?
>>27601379
Give her 2 more decades. Just the thought gets me hard
>>27601404
cause n8n is as integral to these threads as rose, and certainly more than the stalkers you used to create the other characters
>>27601422
physically abuse her and tell her she is worthless every day
>>27601433
ye
>>27601440
keep dreaming son
the fuck is going on in here?
>>27601440
Speaking of nate, I couldn't help but notice that he lately leaves his steam on indefinitely. This started after a couple of threads where we discussed rose and nate's steam activity.
>>27601492
maybe he is getting in some gaming before the baby comes
>>27601539
shut upshut the fuck up
>>27601492
Are you logged while monitoring? If not, he has been there almost all day all week. Fact he still in.
>>27601479
this
>>27600342
>Some are bitter, some are devoted fools.
>>27601594
>leaves his steam on indefinitely
Reading comprehension bud. Got some?
That's exactly what I said.
My bet is, he read something in one of threads, didn't like being "watched" so now he just always leaves it on (on his phone maybe).
Nate if you ever read this, I couldn't care less when you log in. I can still see when you and rose are playing, that's the whole point, rocks for brains.
did rose ever post on r9k?
>>27601641
I thought you meant away, but I see now my error. He could be anything at all, and the steam are still visible. No proof of anything whatsoever.
>>27601738
no direct evidence, but we know she used 4chan so it's reasonably likely she came here at some point (before rose threads moved here)
Isn't Rose like 40 years old now?
>>27601739
>No proof of anything whatsoever
Yes it could be just a coincidence, or me seeing something where there is nothing. It's possible I'm making a fool of myself.
Nonetheless, my intuition says otherwise.
"Take from that what you will"
>>27601379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07p8byWasxY
>>27601835
Fair enough and respectable. I will agree that is a not a farfetched scenario and I hope if you continue search for more solid proof.
>>27601862
Just brilliant mate.
Are you the german guy?
ARGGHH ROSE IS SO HOT IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY
>>27601892
Nah, and the german is in fact an estonian.
>>27601929
Fap on it
>>27599126
Fun fact: Tom Rapp is 69 years old this year.
>>27597804
Post yfw you realize she will be turning 30 in exactly 2 days
>>27601956
i evacuated my balls but they keep getting a refill
>>27601956
http://strawpoll.me/7267896
>>27602010
[exits dimension screaming]
>>27602019
You're supposed to decide things after a fap, hence fap on it. If you keep doing it over and over, then you have failed taking that decision haven't you.
>no post in /rose/ for weeks
>no post in ODT
>no activity on the IRC
I'm convinced he's moved on to a new identity separate from /rose/ like he said.
>>27602069
i want to spoon her afterwards, but i'm so desperately alone
>>27601862
this doesnt prove anything. i wouldnt be surprised if rose instructed you to do this.
although i do have to admit i know she would(probably)never post here and you are infact just a random fan
>>27602105
you talking about epi?
>>27602105
They keep mentioning this
>ODT
I'm just gonna amuse myself for a whole
Over Dis Trap
On Denny's Tavern
Old Denmark Telepathy
Ogre Dance Telegram
Obscure Dialogue Transport
Overt Direct Tits
>>27602113
That is not, you're not. you have no idea what I'm talking about are you
Brick fo brains!
>>27602150
I have never spoken to her and my tenets forbid any sort of communication. That somewhat fun to do, but I won't pursue your worthless trust any further.
>>27602157
Open Document Text file
>>27602157
Of course.
>>27602152
Official Desktop Thread. Number 1 place to keep tabs on Epi.
>>27602230
If epi is truly gone I think I might have to give up on /rose/ too. He was my only compatriate from old /rose/, everyone else is a newbud.
>>27602184
>I won't pursue your worthless trust any further.
i never asked for that. you merely insulted me then made a huge effort to prove to me you are not rosewhich you failed to- in response to a joke i made.
clearly you have mental issues
>>27602282
they are a few nameless who lurk, but honestly we should all just quit
on the 5th
and leave all the cancer to die from lack of our oxygen. that is almost guaranteed
>>27602299
Whoa
This is some serious shit right here. Get help, get help, get help. Sorry there, just spoke to the other you. Crazy enough?
what are nates thoughts on the new starwars by jj abram
>>27602316
I haven't been here that long (not around for those stats you posted) but from what I've read from the archives and the pastas and the minor conversations I had with him I'd also say Epi was the guy.
Did he post more of those or were the stats a one time thing?
>>27602282
I want to and if this keeps up I will.
>that pakistanian psycho
>ever moving on
lol how new are you people.
>>27602394
You sound almost obsessed or am I imagining.
I'll assume you replied inverted.
Why keep this up?
>>27602316
I can only promise I won't start any threads (I never have thus far, why start now?).
If they die I'll be forced to move on.
I think it's time too.
>>27601792
> she used 4chan
Did she? Is there proof?
>>27602459
On /g/ at least.
>>27602459
she goes to all the cool places
>>27602452
I have given a lot of red herrings to directly incite the crying wolf effect, but this time it will be permanently. There is nothing to be gain any more.
I'm glad I'm not the only who has never started threads. It gives hope.
>>27602486
(insecure)
[insecure]
>>27602502
She has no reason to feel insecure if you ask me, but you know girls...
I guess rose is no exception in this matter.
>>27602459
Have you literally never watched a rose video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQkOgRc2vpY
>>27602502
>how to project
>>27602543
>ywn stare into her big blue eyes whilst she carries your fucking flipflops
>why live
>>27602633
>whilst she carries your fucking flipflops
You've got some weird fetishes mate
tum tu du dum, oh hi rosebuds!
>>27602721
nice subbie, seriously all of my thanks
http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-481752234/kate_arnell/photos/ig-1147978297966259691_481752234
>>27602721
the thought of Rose being dragged into banal family gatherings of forced joviality makes me ill
>>27602758
Jaw like a dude, but pretty eyes.
>>27602758
good on ya mate, less than 3 mins, I'm impressed
>>27602963
>nate reward
That is in fact a punishment, goat man.
>>27602963
That's rose's natural hair color that she dreads so much
>ywn be in a threesome with two beautiful brunettes
>why live
what did he mean by this?https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199750238
>>27602963
what was that facebook album where you got all these nate pics? it was one of his chick friends back in uni
i wonder if she appreciated his genuis in "sheriff of penitence"
>>27603300
He thinks his opinion on the matter, matters;
He's adding very little to the discussion while using as many words as possible;
He's being cryptic;
He's being his old wankstain self;
Pick one or more in any combination, whatever you picked is correct.
>>27603369
please don't bully n8
he's a good friend
>>27603369
so a /rose/bud in a nutshell
>>27603417
but a terrible businessman
>hey anon, want to go back to my place in bridgwater and me mum, shelagh? she'd love to see you!
your response?
>>27603417
Ok, the wankstain was a bit too much. But the other 3 are correct.
>>27603444
for a threesome?
>>27603444
Obviously not rose.
Would dink.
>he actually bought SFV
and i thought here that he had good taste.
i hope he's proud for supporting the hack, that being Yoshinori Ono's career.
What's next for Guy's career?
>>27603525
good film, bad game
>>27602282
Please more????
>>27603557
POV brother/sister british porno
>>27603525
they bought it
>>27603974
two buys. disgusting.
i keep forgetting that rosenate are just irrational consumers
>>27604087
their purchase was based on the social reinforcement of their lifestyle choices at an arcade which is very expensive run
my top 5 list of rosefriends deserving a real beating:
1. n8n
2. lou
3. grammar nazi
4. truth
5. kstew
>>27604304
The only rosefriend on that list is n8n.
does rose know she's a sex icon?
>>27604436
5 horny teenage kids spamming threads on a teen website doesn't make a person a sex icon.
>>27604152
what makes rose a sex icon?
even my ass is fleshier than hers
>>27604541
i thought i was gay before i saw her
>>27603974
why did they buy two copies? doesn't the game have a local multiplayer? or she doesn't play with him?
>>27604649
it's like when a couple get a dog instead of having a kid, it's a bonding exercise
>>27604436
Monroe is a sex icon. Rose is a god or devil icon depending on who you ask.
>>27603520
>dink
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZH3j8AZo1T
>>27604734
But that would make sense if they only bought one. But did they?
>>27604649
>>27604754
they play the same game at the same times then stopped playing at the same times or logout at the same times. think about it
>>27604888
It's a bonding exercise, but it is not like having a dog or a kid. However, if they bought something they shared, such a home or a car, then the analogy would be valid.
how can be possible to satisfy a woman as awesome as Rose, help me??
do you guys think rose sits on n8's lap while they play at the computer?
they must look so cute when they do that :3
>>27605152
You can't be the kind of guy who posts in a rose thread. Too late for you.
>>27605205
>Shitposters Say The Darndest Things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTM7ng0irpY
>>27605205
How is she going to play on her pc if she sits on his lap?
>>27604304
>5. kstew
what have i ever done to you?
t. real kstew
What will you do for the 30th roseversery?
I already maxed out last week on the deadlift, squat and yesterday on bench so I guess I can try OHPing her weight
What's her weight again? Did she mention it?
I think it's probably less than 50kg
Great thread, anon! Keep up the good work!
>>27605407
Rather impressive. An idea I have: Could you film lift something equal her weight, and then edit yourself out (blurring or similar) and then editing in rose somehow?
I'm making 30 tunes
>ywn bench Rose
>why live
>>27605329
she plays with nate's joystick
>>27605407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQfTVehYjy4
"why i'm no less than seven thousand eight hundred and fourty feathers. i worked that out."
How much is a feather? And, if you wouldn't be lazy, this could fuel a recent statement.
Ruminate.
>>27605554
>7840 feathers
>7000 feathers
Someone got their numbers wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdkYV_3bxwE
>>27605407
rose would be delighted
>>27605624
damn good post nate
>>27605554
>>27605609
>taking this shit seriously
How the fuck do you autists function in this world?
>>27605609
whew lads whewwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXHmWXPwol0
>>27605458
I'm not a video editing wizard so I don't know how I would do that.
>>27605500
Imagining you're benching grills is good for them dank test boosts is you're struggling.
>>27605554
Depends on the feather but I think the number is too low even for the biggest feathers. She was just joking.
>>27605624
Powerlifting is a sport, he wouldn't understand.
And do you really think Rose wouldn't rather get slammed in the pussy by a muscular guy?
>>27605792
>Rose wouldn't rather get slammed in the pussy by a muscular guy?
stfu. rose is a prude, and won't take a liking to a meathead like you.
>>27605792
I could just try to do it with some random lifter, but then that would cut you out completely.
Yeah, in hindsight she probably kidding. But I could swear I figured it out once and think it was somewhere 40-50kg.
>slam the rose
Thank for the lovely images. Excuse, just gonna hysterically cry for a while now.
>>27605866
I'm not a meathead. I'm a qt3.14 Russian weightlifter.
Pic related, it's me.
>>27605892
>I could just try to do it with some random lifter, but then that would cut you out completely.
Sure, go ahead. I'd be interested in seeing that.
>But I could swear I figured it out once and think it was somewhere 40-50kg.
sounds about right acording to her height and approximate bmi estimate.
>just gonna hysterically cry for a while now.
Why? Your mother got slammed and so did mine.
Grow up, it's what women do.
>>27606023
A truth I must simply swallow, no pun intended.
Thanks bud, it will help a great lot in the long run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTFtz5hwO3w
>>27606104
You're welcome.
It wasn't easy for me either but I hope it works out for you.
>>27605792
>And do you really think Rose wouldn't rather get slammed in the pussy by a muscular guy?
How do you explain Nate then? She said she doesn't like loud, stupid people. High test lifters like you are usually loud and stupid.
Why do you like rose when she's a normie? She doesn't even want to talk to you and pretends you don't exist even tho she knows how much you love her she ignores you. She didn't even say goodbye
>>27606236
Is that better or worse than the beloved camtrash here that begs for attention all day?
>>27606236
rose, despite being beautiful and relatively outgoing, still sought out and asked for people to add her on steam to play with her when her channel didn't blow up yet.
she straddles a fine line.
>>27606236
>she's a normie
Fucking /r9k/ brainwashed minions
This thread is not meant for you, your memes are not welcome here
>tfw you'll never be as handsome and instantly charismatic as nate
*sigh*
New Film reccomedation:
Uncle Boonmee
I just finished watching it
Great film. It's on netflix
>>27606315
Once Upon a Time in the West
There Will Be Blood
Primer
Upstream Color
Leviathan
>>27606255
That line blew up a long time ago so why are these threads still here again?
>>27606222
N8 is a compromise. She likes n8 for n8 but if he lifted she would drool over him sexually.
I'm not loud nor stupid. I'm very introverted and observing but I can be sociable when I need to.
Women chase me and drool over me even though I know guys who're in better shape than me, I'm kind of fat but I guess it's my height and social status.
I don't return the attention because they're basic and there's nothing there but their looks.
>>27606315
This looks promising. Are you the same chap who recommended "the master"?
>>27606337
these threads were never really about rose, but you wouldn't know that if you are new.
the attraction to these threads was the community and the constant taunting of the OC, until all her deleted/private videos were uploaded to the archive. that's when /rose/ truly died and everything else has been a husk since then.
>>27606408
christ, rose looks so frail and small in that photo. her arms are like toothpicks.
and her ass is non-existent.
>>27606348
>N8 is a compromise. She likes n8 for n8 but if he lifted she would drool over him sexually.
To expand on this a bit further:
I have a girlfriend that's fat (fatter than me) but not obese.
I absolutely love her to pieces and I haven't found a women like her that I could see myself being with but I told her that I would find her more attractive if she lost weight and I'd love to have someone to share a hobby/sport with.
It's natural for men to want "skinny" (I actually prefer moderately muscular) women and for women to prefer strong, tall, muscular men.
>>27606400
But then it really wasn't /rose/ was it? It was just circlejerks 'r' us. That is a fine thing to have, but don't come and believe we rosebuds, the rosebuds not rose threads posters, would prefer that.
With that said, it should die now. No point to any of this. Soon it will be war and kebab for every hungry mouth, and orifice.
>>27606408
>>27606435
Makes me really want to pick her up and spin her around.
>>27606488
i want to kidnap her and rape her.
>>27606488
Yeah, me too. Kinda like a child.
>>27606512
Take your pills, maniac
>>27606408
look at that god damn jaw line, i wish she were the mother of my children
>>27606445
>It was just circlejerks 'r' us.
that was the whole appeal, the personalities and the people who hoarded OC.
>>27606488
she's already at the mercy of peter, don't degrade her even further.
wow 3 yous and not a single one commented on my meme
what a fucked up reality we live in
>>27606626
your meme was poorly utilized.
>>27606585
>peter
how i could he not, to have the most beautiful woman in the world as your daughter, who could blame him?
>>27606668
>>27606585
Do go on, what else does Her father do with her?
>>27606668
shame he's a manlet and managed to snag shelagh, undoubtedly the finest specimen that scotland has ever produced.
>>27606440
How did she react when you told her that?
>>27606661
no it was a good meme. had lots of truth to it. sadly, the sentence structuring was shit so no one took it seriously
if only i could turn back time...
now i truly know what it feels like to be pedro
>>27606766
that nose is super cute
yet she share nothing other than that with rose, including that shaved cunt and womanly hips and arse.
>>27606757
At first she reacted emotionally but then I explained and she was actually happy.
>>27606798
>that ass
>womanly
Rose really lowered the bar for you guys.
>>27606798
her toe is fucked / curled
I wished I lived in Cornwall, was really into the alt-lifestyle, really handsome and contacted Rose through her livejournal when was young and insecure.
Oh well...
>>27606838
>she was actually happy
She may have shown you the reaction you wanted to see, but inside she's trying not to grit her teeth.
I hate you all. Not because of rose or the threads or because I'm particularly hateful.
It's the stupid fucking drivel you post that makes me roll my fucking eyes every thread.
90 % percent of the posts in this thread are so deranged not because so called stackers post them but their sheer content is just so pitiful.
One of the reasons rose left is because you guys are simply dull and annoying at the same time. Like children, same mentality.
How can one not feel hate for you and anyone really after reading this thread?
If your iq is lower than 130 kill yourself instantly, otherwise there is still hope for you, but you have to really evaluate yourself
>>27606907
I know her too well for that to slip by unnoticed.
>>27606892
>contacted Rose through her livejournal when was young and insecure.
This is autism. You don't know how they met.
me on the right (btw rose took this photo)
>>27606933
>I hate you all
Do you hate /rose/ in particular or every thread on /r9k/?
How is the drivel here different from the drivel elsewhere?
My experience is that, intellectually speaking, /rose/ is above /r9k/ when we're not shitposting. Shitpost is shitpost.
You need to calm down, and direct your attention to your interests and not waste your time around things you have no fondness for.
>>27607003
you must be really short like 5'10''
pathetic.
>>27607046
I sort of hope this is samefaggery, if not this is clearly a post meant to provoke, nothing else or more.
The thread is actually higher in its quality than the usual louie louie, pedro lovers and general trite, for reason that appear quite obvious for me, and hopefully you.
>>27606972
her brother introduced them
>>27607166
you do realise we only break out the memes when there is nothing else to say
>>27607219
i seriously want to beat up both her brothers to a pulp.
>>27606933
i have 148 IQ, 2 degrees and a masters, i am semi retired. i constantly evaluate myself, i discovered i love rose, i think she's really awesome
>>27607308
>i constantly evaluate myself
If you really did that you wouldn't be here in this shit hole.
>>27607365
he said while crawling back into the mire like the beggars and his lice.
>>27607308
What line of work?
>>27607046
The problem is the drivel is exactly the same. All these shitty threads do is attract r9k tier posters and most of them are half wits, you can tell by the words/memes they use.
Almost anything but new content is shit that should not be posted
>>27607308
I so hoped this guy to defy expectation and not post this exact response
>>27607219
wtf is her brother a cuck or something?
>>27607445
i was an ideas man
>>27607626
That's a vague job description. Can you elaborate?
>>27607706
cant', im semi retired
>>27607046
>How is the drivel here different from the drivel elsewhere?
He already told you. Is your translator not working?
>>27606933
>>27607398
If you don't want people to comment on your stupidity, don't post stupidity on a public forum. You have a board on reddit and 8 chan for this.
>no bed sheets
>dropped
>>27608034
according that screencap, what is rose's bra size?
>>27608034
>hair dye stained pillow
>>27608034
>>27608101
I hadn't noticed neither of these things, thank you very much.
Did any you of notice anything strange about her tattoo?
>>27608331
must be something lame or a copy of something nate has, but then she got a cover up
>>27608368
What
No
it is incomplete, maybe even another one entirely.
wow nearly 300 posts
>>27608564
you can thank me for that
>>27608564
and not one without original content
>>27608368
>>27608392
It's incomplete. You can see from some old videos that the bottom and top parts of the sleeve were finished later.
>>27608564
>>27608607
braindead shitposting. any hurr durr halfwit can do that.
>>27608034
I bet her bedding stank something delicious
>>27601151
plastic sergery?
i wonder how much rose has changed without our permission
>>27608894
i bet shes grown as person and found fulfilling passions, fucking bitch
she ded right?
last time i heard of her was when some fag on /b/ or something took a pic of her on the subway or something, does that proceed?
>>27608950
>grown as person and found fulfilling passions
The only person who stops you from having that too is you.
>>27609027
whats the point without rose?
>>27608950
She's probably wageslaving to death.
>>27609144
These days she's been playing up until 1-2-3am
>>27608979
Why do you fags always ask if people are dead? Are you a hoodrat who's dodging bullets in the hood?
>>27609246
What does she play?
>>27609246
christ, does she wake up at 12 and goes to work at 2?
>>27609402
street fighter v, lyne
>>27609246
>>27609420
incorrect. on average she usually logs out before before 1am when she plays.
>>27609402
fighting, puzzle, or city builder games.
>>27608705
it just surprised me is all
>>27609420
rose and n8n are playing street fighter v right now.
>>27609568
>ywn be fondled and button mashed by roses slender fingers
>why live
seriously, who plays video games into their thirties, and spend their time together doing just that?
what's the appeal in such toxic escapism? why don't nate and rose do something healthy with their free time, like hiking or trying to find each others' third eye?
>>27609649
>hiking or trying to find each others' third eye
How do you know they don't do that as well
>>27609649
Because she's a shallow mundane normie who just happens to be cute
>>27609649
>who plays video games into their thirties
The average gamer is 30 years old now, grandpa.
>>27609649
IKR, she's so dreamy
>>27609747
>The average gamer is 30 years
whatever you say, pedro. as long as it makes you feel better
i think playing video games when you're out of your teens is degenerate
>>27609700
A guy who posts on r9k calls others shallow and mundane. Will wonders never cease.
>>27609649
because rose doesn't buy into that faggy hippy shit
besides being 30 nowadays doesn't mean the same thing it did even in the recent past, just take a gander at any modern group of inner city hipsters to find proof of that
>>27609965
>because rose doesn't buy into that faggy hippy shit
funniest thing i've read all day
next thing you're going to say is that she isn't a hipster.
>>27609996
let him be. there is nothing we can do to help a person that deluded
>>27609996
she is hipster, but no a hippy
>>27609996
rose doesn't hangout with the cool kids you fucking cunt
>>27610066
she is one, but not in the broad definition if hippydom that you're thinking of.
a.k.a, she's not like her parents were when they were young.
>>27609649
>what's the appeal in such toxic escapism?
>why don't nate and rose do something healthy with their free time
Playing video games is healthier than the toxic things you do on 4chan. You should find something better to do with your own free time.
>>27610188
Hear this man
that is
before your mind corrects you again
>>27610188
what a completely pointless and subjective statement.
if you have nothing to add to the conversation, then next time keep your mouth shut.
>>27610104
i suppose alot of 20-30 something years olds today could be considered hippyish in that regard
>>27610258
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehe
hahahahahahahaha
>>27607901
Great ideas, but you can't even spellcheck five words. You're semi-retired because you live in your mother's basement and don't plan on leaving. Your degrees are probably from U. Phoenix.
>>27609568
just finished they did
how are nate and rose going to spend their time together now until they go to sleep?
>>27610503
ye olde in & out
>>27610525
>implying
asefwfwetwertwetw
>>27608763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyXuZqz41kU
Apparently she showered 3-4 times a week back then, and it was worse in the past.
i wonder what my good friend wonky is up to nowadays. my bet is eating snickers and watching shitty 90s comedy show reruns
>>27610680
>and it was worse in the past.
Stop exaggerating, kid.
>>27610950
exaggerating? Did you even watch the video? She said it herself.
Face it, rose was a stinky little girl.
>>27611063
>stinky little girl
Tomboys usually pay less attention to hygiene, much like boys.
>>27610950
hello rosemary pedra
It`s true that she has a penis?
>>27600892
>>27600905
I went to sleep, but thank you very very much
>>27611341
well yeah, but it's very feminine
>>27611550
Proofs? Originally
>>27611201
You must be a teen. Only a teen would believe that a 30 year old woman is going to be posting in a thread full of stalkers or immature freaks like you.
>>27611063
You said "it was worse in the past" which is an exaggeration.
My expert diagnosis is that Rose is a slut.
which ones of the rose stalkers are virgins?
>>27612022
i had gay sex if that counts
>>27612022
None, all Rose stalkers are studs who could get all the pussy they want, but they instead devote themselves to Rose.
>>27612022
https://strawpoll.me/7272845
>>27611917
From 3:52 in the video
>I'm kinda, you know, disgusting. I take about, well, I take about three or four showers a week, so it's not that bad. By my standards it's not that bad, it's been a lot worse in the past.
Tell me what part of the phrase
>it was worse in the past
Exaggerates the direct quote from the video? Does the rephrasing of "has been" to "was" completely alter the meaning?
>>27612022
What are you trying to prove?
>>27612052
Laughed
>>27612144
>What are you trying to prove?
I was just curious
>>27602010
>30 years old.
>Thirty.
Why are you guys lusting over an old hag?
>>27612178
Because she's an interesting old hag.
now Rose is more mature, do you think she will get into kinky stuff, like forming a long term relationship with an admirer from the internet?
>>27612252
>forming a long term relationship with an admirer from the internet
That would be so kinky of her. What an adventure!
>>27612178
weak minded idiots lusting over 10 year old photos.
>>27612356
Are you the non-rosebud virgin?
I don't think fucking rose would be satisfying
>>27612349
I know. It would definitely be a sign of maturity to date someone 10 years younger than you who's infatuated with the person you were 10 years ago
>>27612399
i'm not a rosebud.
>>27612418
will she sit on your face and force you to eat her out whilst she smacks your testicles around?
>>27612484
You answered my question anyway. Thanks for trying
8 people who are true to their nature and 3 liars
>>27612416
You know, people are more than just pieces of meat to be fucked.
>>27612551
Actually I was surprised to be among so many virgins. If you check around this board, even disgusting neckbeards pay for escorts at some point. It seems being a virgin is the hallmark of a rosebud.
>>27612522
You know, I have a feeling she actually would be into nut punching.
>>27612610
It makes sense. You're all saving yourselves for her. I'm sure she'd appreciate it if she gave a fuck.
I haven't spilled any seed since I have denounced my former self and became a rosebud.
I'm saving myself for her.
>>27612652
I'm not saving myself for her. What kind of crazy talk is that dude?
I'm not interested in her because I want to fuck her. There's more to her than that. What I meant is that other rosebuds seem to share this view.
>>27602105
>>27602282
i'm kinda occupied with irl stuff right now so sadly i can't visit /rose/ or 4chan like i used to. no end in sight.
>>27612703
yes, but the population sample that is this thread showcase why we will never what we could have been.
>>27612725
it's probably for the best that you have something more important in your life than /rose/
>>27612725
You made that post 3 years ago today.
So what have you done since? What has happened in these 1096 days?
>>27612703
>What I meant is that other rosebuds seem to share this view.
It's an excuse. They're too afraid to deal with reality, fix themselves, and find real relationships.
>>27612777
yeah but still, i liked having some extra time i can blow off on whatever i wanted.
>>27612820
i don't know, broken my toe twice? been to a hair salon over 60 times? watched over 1000 rose videos? 2900 pages of schoolwork?
i don't know.
Same thread same fucking formula
I thought you rosebuds werr scholars. How come you havn't learned it
>>27613070
You're leading in everything except rose videos.
Life is hell.
>>27613125
only if you stop moving ahead. good night anon.
>>27613109
We enjoy each other's company
>>27613164
...Good night Epi.
>tfw spend another whole day refreshing a rose thread
>>27613109
where'd you go
orignalcommentssdjfkd
>>27611877
i have 25 years old, am i a teenager yet?
>>27613871
I'll make it explicit for you since I don't think you will figure it out yourself: he doesn't actually think you are a teenager, the point was to be condescending by insinuating that you are no more developed than a teenager.
Semi-normal here
Is rose a girl or a boy? Does she have a facebook or instagram? Or a Twitch or something? What's her full name? I
>>27614035
He's a boy called George Rosenberg.
>>27614035
>Is rose a girl or a boy?
a girl with penis.
>Does she have a facebook or instagram? Or a Twitch or something?
no.
>What's her full name?
rosemary lisa wolfe gottobefore the hormonal therapy he was called simon
>>27613932
oh.
>>27614035
I will never understand the jollies someone can get out of posting these memes over and over again literally dozens of times a year. What do you get out of it? Is it funny for you every time?
Anyone else think that if you spent a period of time with Rose, that you'll eventually get tired of her and think why you got with her in the first place?
>>27614285
the second she reveled her true self NO ONE even considered a relationship with her
>>27614285
No. You spend too much time thinking about stupid things.
>>27612618
she'll be a cougar when the time comes
I haven't paid attention to rose since that site where you could post questions and have a video response from her
Are there any new pics from her that are say under 1-2 years old?
>>27614360
You don't think she's revealed her true self to her boyfriend during the last 8-12 years? Are you crazy?
>>27614496
You are always here. Why lie.
>>27614551
you think too high of n8n
what was it about n8 that rose saw that made her think "i'm going to be his girlfriend"?
was it more of his charming good looks or his rhetoric and intelligence?
>>27614679
hes tall which is almost universally attractive to women
he also probably had a bigdick
>>27614728
>hes tall
trying too hard now
>>27614679
he is a sophisticated, articulate man who only enjoys the finest things in life
truly a modern day poet. frankly im surprised it took her so long to realise it
>>27614679
You're not going to start up with dozens of dumb questions to get the thread to 500 posts again are you?
>that obscure feel when you realize you'll never boop someone's nose
>that someone is rose
>but her filthy family and hipster friends get to boop that shit on tap, like it's on on demand TV or some shit
>that tfw feel when you will never be one of rose's niggas, y'all ain't ever gon get all up with her while she out partyin in london, sheeit
btw what happened to infatuation general? that was pretty comfy.
>>27615247
>filthy family
don't disparage my family, worm.
>>27615280
>disparage
uh oh, who let you get a hold of the thesaurus, n8? y'know, i don't think rose appreciates you posting on her behalf.
>>27615280
>>27615324
rose and nate are already in bed by now, wonky. you can stop with the samefagging.
>>27615324
>disparage is uncommon word to employ
something tells me you're an american.
>>27615395
>actually implying that I'm part of the union
I'm from Alabama, actually. Fuck you and your presumptions, you tranny-loving limey.
>>27615369
nope they are not..
heroin and opium makes me forget about rose for a while.
they make feel much better than what it must be like being with her.
>>27615565
they left their machines on. they're sleeping.
>>27615772
or doing other things..
rose broke up with nate 3 months ago.
>>27618043
you need to fix your compulsive addiction for both lying and bumping your boring thread
>>27618101
You have a very bad case of paranoia friendo
>>27618363
>paranoia
that's a weird substitute for "healthy rational"
>>27618385
you need help asap familio
>>27618705
they're still together. end of story. steam proves that.
no evidence for them breaking up
>>27618043
its true she's dating some americunt fuckwit now
so sad :(
>>27618865
Regrettably yes. There were some pics floating around if my memory serves my right
>>27618043
>>27618865
>>27618919
we already talked about rose and n8n playing sfv on steam yesterday. there's no need for you to make up stories.
>they can't see the shitbud pattern
>they keep replying
>shitbuds keep lying
>and absolutely nothing new occurs
I have a horse penis, epi is a pink elephant, op has ass cancer and the post above is a ftm tranny.
>>27619065
You lucky bastard. I added her in 2012 with no luck.
>>27619326
no one here is on her friendlist. we just look at her friend's page on steam.
>>27619375
dare is ask?
Who?
>>27619487
brownground's page
>it keep happening
all these ftm trannies needs to end the chapter that is life
>>27618919
at least he has a good job and isn't a minority or a trust fund hipster
>>27618919
>>27619744
you people are insane
there are no fucking pics "flying" around
>>27619787
go to sleep rosa
>>27619787
It's one guy shitposting.
>>27619821
Rose was never here.
>tfw I didn't like rose when she was still making videos
>>27619787
can you white knight harder you fucking faggot? she's just a fucking whoeoer for fuck sakes
what was rose like during her adolescence?
she apparently made an EP at age 16, and distributed to her close friends, so she wasn't "alone" or "friendless" like she said.
>>27620089
She stopped posting on youtube years ago, so why are you here now?
>>27620074
she reads these threads.
:^)
>>27620105
>>27620133
That grudge you are nursing won't get you a girlfriend or a better life. Learn how to be a better person.
>>27620163
Let me know when you find proof of that. Until then it's just wishful thinking on your part.
Lou is a good friend.
>>27620315
I doubt Lou has any friends.
does nate and rose have friends?
>>27620133
only a few people though
>>27620394
we are all lou's friends. Everybody is friends here. no matter what
so what was the deal with the two /rose/ boards (/rose/ and /roze/) getting spammed to death? Are we just going to pretend it never happened?
>>27620531
Rose threads are spammed here and people don't like it. Some of you made enemies. Those are dead boards anyway. Why do you care?
>>27620136
I miss the past. I just want things to go back to the way they were, back when she was making videos and I didn't watch them. That she's gone means that things are different and I don't like that.
>>27620652
He's the spammer.
>>27620709
C'est la vie
>>27620652
that's a bit of an exaggeration
>>27620888
nah, lulu is a proud r9k resident
>>27621031
kk pal
