Who else gets haircuts just to feel another human touch you?
>>27597643
I cut my own hair because they can never get it quite right, but yes getting your haircut by someone else is quite pleasant.
>>27597643
I... I thought I was the only one...
>>27597643
just go to a spa
their hands are literally all over you
Reminder that female barbers are aware they touch your elbow with their vaginas and do it for tips
>mfw the girl at the cash register hands me back my change
>mfw our hands touch and she looks at me in disgust
>>27597643
My mother denied me even that.
She bought me this on my 31 birthday
>tfw I always wind up with the obnoxious, talkative ham planet when I get a haircut
>>27597643
For once my introversion pays off. I now have beautiful 'Anime tier' hair, long enough to put in a hip ponytail.
I have initiated sensitive ponytail-guy phase. I am confident in my appearance. I will never go back
>>27597643
>tfw a super bubbly qt washes your hair and rubs your scalp
>>27597660
I cut my own too and have done for over a decade.
>>27597643
I cut my own hair (when I feel to do it) (mostly every 3 months or so ) because I hate the social fact of going to a salon and be with a lot of people and that stuff.
Yeah I know I don't leave my house that much too.
>>27597643
>tfw been putting off haircut for 8 months out of social anxiety
just end it famalam
>go to dentist
>request specific female dentist
>have crown replaced
>two hour procedure
>she is really close the entire time
>she's pressing her bosom up against my face and shoulders the entire time
>can't really move, but sometimes wiggle my nose on her breaststroke
>her perfume smells like flowers and oranges
I do this once a year to reward myself. I can't really afford it any more often than that and I don't want to cheapen the experience by seeing a different dentist. Besides I think she'd get suspicious if I kept coming to her for the same thing multiple times a year. And also I only have so many teeth to have recrowned.
>>27598069
>I am confident in my appearance.
You shouldn't be.
>>27597643
Iktf
Also getting a real awesome shave at a barbershop. NoHomo
Fuck if there was a real barbershop with a qt barbergirl I'd be going several times a week.
I haven't had my haircut in ten years since this bitch said I was losing my hair. I ran home and cried, fast forward and I still have my hair. Maybe I'm just a slow balder though, I've taken a mirror to my wet hair every birthday and it looks exactly the same.
I usually shave my head every 6 months.
I understand being starved for attention or intimacy, but this is just sad.
>>27598801
No. This is real life.
I cut my own hair, bc its a hassle to expkain howi want it. Get these weird looks . Sovfuck them barbers.
>>27598434
spend the money on whores you dense fuck
>>27598801
sad?
THIS!
IS!
/r9k/!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27598434
think of all the cocks she chose to wank with her boobs
>>27597643
na i gotta do it myself cause its like a fucking snow blizzard with dandruff that i cannot get rid of since i avoided the sun for like 6 months
even a year and a half later i still walk weird from probably rickets and my face skin is melting
JUST
>>27597643
Literally the most intimate contact with another human being I've ever had.
>>27598434
This.
Feels like I'm paying for a hooker.
>>27598801
>fembot who hasn't been isolated for years
Yeah of course you wouldn't know. You don't have people hating on you all the time outside of professional settings.
>>27599570
Don't worry, we talk about the awkward weirdos who come in for haircuts, and honestly we'd rather not cut your hair.
>>27597643
I go to the dentist for this reason.
>>27598069
The ponytail is the weakest of all male hair styles. The only thing weaker is the bald on top but still have a ponytail for some reason style.
>>27598099
It feels amazing!
>>27598046
your a fucking idiot then.
You are supposed to make an appointment with the hairdresser you want, not just walk in off the street and take whatever you can get.
I fucking hate getting my hair cut. I wish I could just go there, pay, and get it done with, but the hairdresser keeps pestering me, asking me questions and shit. Fuck hairdressers.
i miss that old asian lasy narber my mom used to take me to when i was younger
i loved the way she touched me
I fall asleep while I'm getting a haircut
Not me? No way
I hate having to interact with another human being when I get my hair cut
I try to avoid it any only do it once every 3-5 months
I wish there was a machine that could do it. I mean if they can get cars to drive themselves with deep learning, they should be able to make a machine that allows you to choose from a selection of haircuts and knows how and where to cut your hair
I hate having to interact with another human being period, I wish I could stay indoors for the rest of my life and never ever have to meet someone in person ever again
Not me, I avoid it at all costs. I usually go months without cutting it and then have mummy cut it, or I cut it myself
Reminds me of a few years back though when I went to the dentist and the qt had her tits in my face, like actually touching me, while working on my teeth. It was obvious she was making no effort to stop too. I usually hate going to the dentist but that was pretty cool
>>27597643
I haven't been to the hairdresser for years. I just cut my own hair
who /neckne/ here?
Haircuts are a nightmare
>>27597694
Good thing I don't tip the girls who cut my hair.
