Trips decide how I kill myself, Dubs how I kill my turtle
Don't
Also if you get trips don't you also get dubs
>>27597589
please dont kill the turtle
why do you want to kill it, did it bite you?
taking your own life is your decision but dont take the life of smaller weaker animals for no reason other than your enjoyment
>>27597589
Cut your wrists.
Oh and don't kill the turtle, you fucker. Give the turtle to someone.
>>27597589
wtf is wrong with you, kill yourself you are garbage for wanting to kill a turtle. Give the turtle away.
also take pills and drown yourself bye bitch
>>27597589
Don't kill the turtle, you unmitigated nigger.
If trips, death by pic related.
>>27597589
autoerotic asphyxiation
Just toss the turtle in the back yard.
>>27597700
Winner turtle survives by being given to someone else. Well done lad.
Natural causes at old age
Dont harm the turtle please
>>27597589
Single buckshot, barrel in mouth, angled toward the brain stem/brain
If dubs, the turtle lives a long, happy life
>>27597589
Live to death
>>27597700
>wtf is wrong with you, kill yourself you are garbage for wanting to kill a turtle. Give the turtle away.
Phew.. at least the turtle is safe.
>>27597623
But I want company !!!!!!!!!!
>>27597623
hard retard.
he's deciding to kill himself regardless. killing the turtle is a necessity as no one would be able to feed it or take care of it. killing it would be quicker and less painful than starving to death.
OP, i'd recommend selling it for free on craiglist or donating it to a pet shop, and then killing yourself. if you're looking for pity, definitely kill yourself--don't let anyone here talk you out of it: just do it!
>>27597749
>>27597835
Nooo..! she's coming with me
If trips, you can only kill yourself after you have given your turtle a long and natural life, full of vegetables, heat lamps, loves, clean water, and shell brushes.
That little turtle needs you.
>>27597929
this board all filled with fucking hippy-brainwashed pansies? skewer the turtle and eat it as a kabab as your last meal
>>27597963
No, we just no how agonizing life is, why make it harder for something else? I would never wish the loneliness I go through daily on someone else.
I want to kill myself everyday. I don't though, because I haven't lost hope yet.
The day that goes.. Well. That will be the day I take a bunch of pills, slit my wrist, tie my legs and then jump off a bridge. Just to ensure I die.
