>>27597427
tell everyone they should take off their clothes, make a rope, exit through window

>>27597427
start filming, if i survive ill be a millionaire from all the youtube moneys

>>27597427
This is the kind of stuff that I fantasize about. Wait for someone to come in through the door, and I overpower and kill him, and then I wait for his friends to come, and I kill them too. Then I fuck the hottest girl in class.

Enjoy my last few moments listening to a quality green day song

I always thought being in a school shooting would be a good way to go. If you overpowered the shooter, you'd be the hero of the school and possibly make national headlines. If you tried to overpower the shooter and died, you'd be remembered as a hero, and you'd get to die.

>>27597498
Then go to jail for murder and realize how fucked up the United states government is.
>nb4 I don't live in america
Then a school shooting wouldn't happen

>>27597427
Briiiickksquaaaad

I always think about this, my best option right now is to take a look down the hall and determine which way the bangs are coming from, I figure that the shooter's busy right now killing another class, so while he's distracted it's my best bet to run like hell for the stairs.

>>27597427

Fourth floor? I jump out the window and book it. I know how to roll.

>>27597427
>sit dow, listen to music, smile and relax


they will do me a huge favor by killing me

>>27597427
Ask him if I can join

Fucking too easy to live

Probably tell stacey to shut the fuck up and then sneak out. Its just a stealth level, I should be able to clear it without being seen.