This board always depresses the fuck out of me. In this thread we only post things we like about ourselves in one sentence. I'll start.
"I can eat pussy and ass like a goddamned savant, pic related"
Dont post any more of these fucking ego boost normie threads.
>>27596621
"I'm smart as shit and can adapt to virtually anything"
I can give a woman an orgasm with my dick
>>27596621
>post things we like about ourselves in one sentence.
I like the person I am, even if I am not successful, I think I am a good person
>>27596621
i want to kill myself but i am a coward so i never will
itt faggot is proud of licking a man's ass and has picture to prove it
Im almost maxed in runescape and.. I... Yeah, I'm almost maxed.
I like that my unhealthy life style will bring me to an early grave.
I am naturally gifted at almost anything requiring fine motor coordination
I've almost, JUST almost worked up the courage to commit suicide.
I'm pretty good at videogames and I enjoy playing them
A compete pro at hiding my depression, parents only caught on at the beginning at thought it went away, so far 11 years in!
I've managed to get my sleeping schedule to a point where I never have to see the sun.
I made brownies today that taste better than any I've had at a bakery.too bad my roommate is vegan and I'm a shut in so they will most likely go bad before the entire pan is eaten.
I have exclusively eaten McDonalds for way longer than the Super Size Me guy (like almost 2 years) and I'm still alive and not sick at all
>>27596621
you don't need to view this board
>>27596724
>tfw noqtboy to grind against
>>27596621
>I can eat pussy and ass like a goddamned savant
This is the calling card of a micro dick.
Bragging about it, anyway
>>27597283
thats a real purty dick
>>27596621
>>27597283
these are you?
>Its an OP pretends to be a robot while living the life of a chad episode
If I had anything significantly positive about me, I wouldnt be on this board.
I realized my nerdy autist dreams by becoming a blacksmith
>>27597440
that's pretty cool famalam
when I get older and have a little shack somewhere I want to build a little smithy in the backyard
theres nothing really
>>27597440
>becoming a blacksmith
how? can you make swords and shit? thats super cool
how much work do you get in a month, do you have a lot of free time? how much do you make?
>>27597283
>>27597357
Yeah I took some videos when I was living in Asia and these are screencaps from them.
>>27597283
Post the rooftop BJ picture
>>27596673
If it isn't old school please kill yourself immediately
>>27597532
damn, is it easy to lose virginity in asia? do you think if I went I could get with a qt like that? where did you go, korea? why did you live there?
I can fly and fight crime pretty well. I impregnate Stacie's by willing them to have my children
i'm smart, my eyes are model tier and my dick is 7"
>>27597583
>old school
>playing past the first week
>oldschool
>has the g.e
>mahjarrat ritual
>dragon claws and ags
I know several people who aren't completely burdened by my existence
>>27597583
I'm not an immature faggot. I play both. Almost maxed in rs3 and level 117 (through slayer nor nmz) in old school.
How does it feel to be a casual and only play one game, yet still be worse than me?
>>27597662
>dragon claws
Literally can only be used in 1 area of the game
>rs3 has everything you mentioned
die
>>27597532
>>27597562
Okay. See pic. That was Jill, my student at the time. Other pic is a stranger I met on an app who came over directly for sex.
>>27597604
Yes. Definitely. I was in China teaching English. Fully recommend it. I've changed a lot since then, mind you, but I did have a whole lot of sex with quite a few great women. You could easily do the same while making a nice salary to boot.
i have a very good sense of style and am actually pretty good with girls,I kinda just lurk here for shits and giggles.
I don't just tolerate being confined to a small enclose space with no windows/sunlight and absolutely zero human contact, but I don't think I would remain sane without this things
>>27597681
>not being maxed in rs3 in 2016
>not going for 200ms instead of 99s
>level 117
Lol
>>27597583
>>27597662
who /v/scape here?
comfy as fuck without normie streamers, retards and kids spouting xd everywhere
>>27596621
>I can eat pussy and ass like a goddamned savant
no wonder you're depressed, shit belongs in the toilet not in your mouth
>>27597723
Post your username then robot faggot
>>27597705
can you post more zoe? with face if possible
>>27597797
I didn't really want this thread to be for that. You can join me in this vola though and I'll dump a bunch. /r/xg0fDI cheers.
vola?
fuck off op you lying faggot.
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/667421806/
>>27597518
I make $8.50 lmao, but it's okay because I'm 19. I work at a company called Arms and Armor. My coworkers are all bros and we make the highest quality customs available from companies (there are individuals who do better customs than us, but no companies). It's a fun job and it's really made me feel better about my life.
>>27597889
do you have access to google? i found this by searching google
volafile [dot] io [slash r slash] xg0fDI
I know how to look on the bright side of things.
I am loved by many people.
Today I made a girl giggle all through our micrscopy lab.
I have learned that while I need friends, I don't need validation from a romantic partner.
>>27596621
>This board always depresses the fuck out of me.
well then learn to like that, or fuck off to happyland
>>27596621
My cock thickness (7.1) is so big I could never fit inside a woman's pussy let alone her mouth or ass
>>27596686
Then get off your ass and go be a surgeon. Goddamnit if you're going to be a robot, be a rich one you faguette.
>>27597946
i was just surprised anyone used the service. I wasn't asking for a link lool
- Frank Ribery
How do I kill everyone in this thread?
>>27598168
Invite us to a beach party with shirtless volleyball.
>>27598168
you dont even have to kill me senpai ill do it myself
>>27596621
>>27596621
>"I can eat pussy and ass like a goddamned savant, pic related"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA WHAT A WORMY BETA YOU ARE OP
