Anon, I'm scared, Chad ran away & I'm pregnant, will you help me raise the child?
>>27594630
>kick her in the stomach
>blood gushes out
>"no need! Just solved the problem for you!"
>go home and jack off
>>27594630
Are you kidding me??
I would love help you raise your son.
>tatoos
Dropped like a 500lb deadlift
Of course I'll help or my name isn't Cuck McCuckington
Oddly enough, I probably would. I'll never have kids of my own, so if she was someone I cared about I would do my best to help her give that child a good life despite my own limited resources.
>>27594766
I admire the sincerity of this ruse.
>>27594630
>"Yeah sure"
Then I'd smash her in the stomach with a hammer
>>27594630
>Anon, I'm scared, Chad ran away & I'm pregnant, will you help me raise the child?
go fuck yourself with a cactus.
>>27594790
What's the ruse? I'm not getting any younger, and it's about time I took responsibility for someone other than myself.