You guize. I took my girlfriend's virginity and knew she was a leftard. But the whole virgin thing and fuckin damn youth was too good to pass up.
My goal is to red pill her and make her the perfect waifu.
I'll let you know, I'm a half nigger and she's a qt3.14 Aryan princess with blonde hair and blue eyes. Did I fuck up by not fucking a sheboon? I don't speak their language, so that's really hard.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO, /r9k/?
Dude you're weird as fuck
>Lightskin
>That cringey conversation
>>27594570
>that conversation
lightskin niggas taking Ls right now
lightskin niggas are gonna fall off the eath
>>27594570
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO, /r9k/?
You stop memeing about Trump you retard. Also stop texting like you're posting on 4chan.
>>27594595
>weird as fuck
Fuck, this is coming from /r9k/
>>27594676
M8 you're taking memes seriously and talking about them irl
>>27594727
Do I just lay off of the internet? i don't do normiebook or any of that bullshit. This IS my social media.
I can't deal.
>>27594812
No you just stop being retarded. Keep the memes on the internet, talk like an actual person for everything else.
>>27594812
Stop meming, you fucking idiot.
>>27594812
Tell you that you don't want use condoms. It feels better not to. Curious what her reaction would be.
>>27594812
>literally cannot stop memeing
you can't make this shit it up senpai
>>27594666
dem SATAN TRIPS doe
>>27594850
>>27594887
This is like rules 1 and 2, but more broad, right?
I literally wear my hat in public and shit.
I should just kill myself. Jesus fucking christ.
I took shit too far.
>>27594925
y'see, about that. She's not ready for a quadroon yet.
>>27594570
>!!!! 11!!!1!11!!1one!!!!
Original fuck g the only thing I said was Israel is not
>>27595036
wtf is a quadroon
>>27595036
Tell her that you're pleasure matters more. Please update.
>>27595036
>Idk where i am going to get the money for the rest of rent though
It begins.
>>27595053
I've called jewish actors "shekelbergstien" in front of her. As we've seen, the memes are too real
>>27595081
also, pic
>>27594985
Not even man. Fuck all these above faggots. You seem like a chill dude.
I think you may be able to redpill her yet, but don't lose the pussy doing so.
If she seems to be getting fed up with it just play it off as a joke. Judging by the last condoms text it would seem that you're looking good so far.
Not saying pussy>all things but in essence it is the only thing that sets apart robots from wizards.
inb4 chad. I may have a normal enough sexlife but that doesn't make me not a robot.
>>27595144
>inb4 chad. I may have a normal enough sexlife but that doesn't make me not a robot.
How the fuck doesn't it?
>>27595137
My point was you use exclamation marks when texting and it's cringey. The Israel shit was auto predict lel
The problem with black people has nothing to do with their skin color. It has to do with the culture that controls a large segment of the race and pushes its people away from progress.
Race-mixing is no crime. Culture-mixing is the true horror.
>>27595125
pic kinda slightly related?
>>27595144
That's like a pat on the back. thanks dude. Somehow I haven't failed yet, so cool.
>>27595176
FUCK emojis
clearly underaged
>>27595170
>he doesn't know what it's like to idealize sex and have it not be fulfilling
>he doesn't know what it's like when the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow doesn't exist
>he doesn't know the feel when everytime after sex you're left feeling disgusted and alone
>he doesn't know that sec can be depressing and demoralizing
>he doesn't know what it's like to have STD's and the resulting depression
>he doesn't know that sex is just another big lie that strings us along
>he doesn't know that robots have sexual problems and wizards are virgins
>he doesn't know the difference
>he doesn't know
he doesn't know
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>>27595293
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ORIGINAL?
>>27595397
I'm sorry, m80
