> Lost my virginity.
I am the happiest a human being can possibly be.
I have been suffering from depression & suicidal urges & anxiety for years.
After losing my virginity all of these issues went away and I have felt motivated to work ever since.
You robots, if you get laid your whole world changes!
>>27593644
I will get an escort when the time is right
>>27593644
How does putting your dick in a vagina change your outlook on life? It's one thing if a relationship did, or some kind of emotional experience. But just sex, really?
Congratulations. Now leave this board forever.
>>27593762
I never had issue with making female friends or getting them to hang out/talk to me.
They have no one in their life who wants to be around them beyond sex, besides their own family & orbiters.
I swallowed the redpill and came to accept that women aren't worth dating, they're scumbags.
Getting laid however was a natural instinct that I have now fulfilled.
Also the last hangups I had about having no one loved me, stopped mattering when I got laid, something clicked in my head.
Happiness is a matter of definition, and if you define happiness as being in a honest relationship with someone who loves you, then you are FUCKED. (Welcome to 2016 pal)
People have different requirements for being happy because it comes down to your perspective.
If you genuinely believed that getting laid will make you happy, then it actually would do that.
(It's why religious people can feel happy for suiciding for their god.)
>>27593936
Did you lose it to a hooker or gf? And how old are you?
>>27594720
> Age
24
> hooker or gf
Neither, I became friends with a girl from a "singles" meetup then I kept complimenting her everyday and asking questions.
Kissing her on the cheek without her permission when we're together, etc.
But I was being overly nice to her all the time that she overlooked it, and I kept escalating things by touching her (while saying something nice about her.)
I think it prevented her from flipping out.
> Puts hand on her back.
> "You're such a great friend."
Or
> Puts arm around her while sitting next to her.
> "You're so cool!"
Don't think I'll put this amount of effort ever again though, losing virginity is worth it but holy fucking shit women wouldn't care if you jumped off a bridge the next day.
>>27595398
Good to know. I turn 23 this year and I'd rather have it behind me by this time. I don't expect it to be great just would like to take it off the list and stop wondering how it is and move on.
>>27593936
>if you define happiness as being in a honest relationship with someone who loves you, then you are FUCKED. (Welcome to 2016 pal)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27593644
Now get out fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27593644
ayyyyy congrats ,faggot
That's really beautiful OP.
Put penis into vagina and spurt, then make babies.
Congratulations, you're a successful human being. You succeeded at the only goal of any and all life forms. You should feel happy and at peace with yourself forever.
You did it!
>>27593797
coooooooooooooocks
sakura wants coooooooocks
>>27593644
>
Raw dog or condoms?
Yes?
>>27595671
give her the staff~ staff~
>>27593644
nigga that aint true and you know it
>>27593797
i was about to post the exact same thing
thanks anon
