Tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot 9001
yeah I went on there and some stupid ugly bitch called me ugly, in real life I would split her face open, but hey, this isnt irl, really stupid shit desu, at least in real life you have control
>>27593597
and yes I have been to jail, Im not a fucking normie
stop looking for gfs you normies and talk to me
bumping for qt3.14 omegle bf
>>27593616
Fuuuuuuuck once a girl said she was scared of me irl when I lost in a fight
Too good, senpai. Too good.
>>27593538
do u guys like bbc
>>27593616
Dude why are you so angry.
I dont even need to have seen your face to see that youre as ugly.
This omegle shit is so boring literally nothing interesting At al
You may find someone worth talking to but it rarely happens
Worst part is that girls skip if you dont have a webcam on
>>27594909
if you think the worst part is having girls skip you because of a lack of cam then you don't belong here.
>>27594909
i met a nice femanon who doesn't skip black boxes they are not all rude dudes.
i want to chat feels
someone be my bf pls
>>27595106
I'll be your bf plsif you are gril
stop skipping me ree
>people actually camwhoring theirselves
You're a disgrace.
I am the thumbs up guy, sorry, I am ill, I can't talk.
>>27595106
I'll be your bf pls if you are a boy
>>27595258
you look like fred
>>27595327
im a boy qt
Is that nigger here? The one from earlier getting peoples IPs on Omegle and booting them from the net?
Girls are fucking whores! Even on Omegle they always talk to the most handsome man. WELL IF ITS FOR TALK ONLY, WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THAT RIPPED FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>>27595390
He called it a night I think, unless he was lying to get people to stop using their proxies
>cycled through for a few minutes
>legitimitley the most handsome guy here
thanks for the confidence boost /r9k/
>>27595500
is your conditioning broken now?
Im online boys what up
r8 my discussion
>>27595596
>is your conditioning broken now?
what?
>>27595629
I'd say that went pretty well overall.
>tfw too nervous to even talk on omegle
>>27596126
get drunk first, i am shy then i got drunk and now i'm fine with showing my face
>>27593538
>TFW not sure if I should put all the tags or just one and am too embarrassed to ask
look at this gay guy wow
>>27596166
and this one wew lad
>>27596166
>>27596186
>Doesn't show face but goes on video anyways
>>27596214
i show my face to those who are worthy
there was an anon that was gonna be my bf... then he disconnected :(
>>27596263
was it last night?
another homo bro
>>27596413
>>27596186
>>27596166
so cringy
can you stop?
>>27596281
a couple hours ago or so
dont die thread oc oc
WE'VE GOT A STACY ON THE LOOSE
someone be my bf
I didn't think all of you would be retard nerds.
No Eliza?
BLACK BOXES FUCK OFF REE
>>27598515
Seriously? What would possibly make you think that?
Did everyone give up???
>>27596165
all of them familia desu
Hey bots, does anyone know about a girl named Elya Kaminsky? I met her in 2009 on Omegle, we talked for a year. She apparently still posts on /r9k/. Any info?
>>27598563
There's a rumor going around that Eliza killed herself
sad desu
>>27601754
God no, this isn't /soc/ you idiot
Also it was a long ass time ago, she's probably dead
>>27602138
She posted back in Nov 2015, I found an archived thread.
>>27602385
Why do you care though, you'll never be with her
Stop trying
>>27602111
Unfortunately nobody buys that except you.
Also check'd.
CUBIE HERE, ANON WE GOT DISCONNECTED I WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOU DECIDED TO MAKE VIDYA
>>27603498
right here m8, i don't think i can offer you much insight int how you'd go about doing something like that since i'm a britbong, but the bottom line was that i was sick of working a shit job.
Follow your dreams anon, don't be a wagie for moneys sake.
>>27594548
both of you are cringe.......
>>27603600
I think I should go to art school or get internet famous while planning my escape. At this point, I'd rather shill for furries than listen to those bitches complain about how I forgot to make two copies. I just have to get passionate about drawing again.
That was actually my question for you, despite working a job you hate, how did you have enough to follow your dreams.
>>27603758
how do you mean have enough? if you mean money, that was simple, i had no friends to spend money on. a good portion of my monthly paycheck went straight into savings.
but there came a point before i got put on a temp-worker contract where i just ended up thinking to myself "this isn't too bad, i guess i could do this forever". but it got so unbearably bad that i handed in my notice as soon as something else came up. got a job over the last summer working with my brother all over the country.
sorry for the blog, but my point is: if you really fucking despise the people you work with, it'll never get any better, student debt may be a bitch but it's better to do something you love doing.
>>27594909
At least it's better than them skipping you when your cam is on because you're ugly.
>>27603909
I'm sorry, I meant enough passion. I simply do not believe in myself. My art is decent enough to shill cute moe blobs or some bullshit minimalist art for some rich guy's living room but I just don't know how to say, fuck everyone, I'm doing something I like for me. I was such a happy weeb, how do I summon that passion.
>>27604505
I don't want to part off with some normie tier advice about "just b urself lol :^)))". But I find it's something you just have to do, because let's face it, what's your alternative? Cubicle-wage slave that gets treated like dirt. there's only one way to say "fuck this shit, I'm out"
draw your moeblobs and sell them to weebs, draw yourself a waifu, do what you enjoy doing because you enjoy doing it. however, dont just go nuts and leave your job on an autistic explosion, hand your notice in as it makes you look a gorillion times better.
>>27594548
>being this autistic
that goes double for you
I FOUND A GRILL HOLY SHIT
SHE WAVED HER HAND FOR ME
AND
>>27604711
Dude, there's girls all the time. Stop being such a fucking autist
>>27604505
Different anon but also an artfag.
Personally i channel my anger towards normies and literally do whatever i fucking want to as a big fat 'fuck you all' - i learned some textbook-incorrect painting from a japanese painter, and my whitewashed school keeps calling me out for having no technique but fuuuuuck em all because my results are qt.
When you do whatever you want
You feel good about yourself
And that 'feeling good' is so indescribable that nothing feels better than it
To hell with normies, reeeee
>>27593538
Anyone have a discussion with a stapler?
The stapler person seemed really nice, to bad the person was shy and never showed face.
Will post good discussion.
Why are all these camfags here?
>>27604674
>>27604775
Screenshotted. Thanks for the support, I'll look to these when I'm thinking of settling in to wagefaggotry
>>27604711
that's mystery dot jaypeg
>>27602111
She's dead bro
nice trips
>>27605333
>>27602111
the gets in this thead, check'd
Just got on, hows everyone doing tonight?
>>27605447
I'm REEEEEing pretty hard because the only friends i have are on omegle 4chan tags but i was banned for "possible bad behavior"
>>27605510
Maybe he shouldn't have been jacking off on cam then?
>>27605523
I WASN'T REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
two people after >>27604823
conversation and i ran into another russian guy who called me a cyka blyat, then i was banned.
>>27605447
probably gonna jump on later, get skipped by a bunch of black boxes looking for gfs
ran into some kinda wacky cowboy, nice goy.
Nobody is showing up.
What am I doing wrong?
>>27606289
>chat
that's why
>>27606339
Isn't that what this thread is about?
I'm confused
>>27606364
ah you see anon that's where you're wrong, this is a group where guys black out their webcam and skip trying to find a girl so they can be an orbiter
>>27606399
Why the fuck would a robot own a webcam though?
>>27606428
I own one from when I tried to get a job and they alla wanted skype interviews. I guess a lot of people might have them built into their laptops, too.
Are there any qt boys on right now?
>original comment
>>27606462
I thought robots would be using desktops?
>>27606620
How would you be able to tell if they're cute?
I can't even tell if the person I'm talking to is a guy or girl
>>27606703
If you're on the cam section and you run into a cuteboy on the r9k tag.
>>27606730
why would you have a webcam though?
Why would robots want to show their face?
That's stressful enough in real life, why would I do that online?
>>27606761
not everyone who comes here is a total sperglord like you
>>27606761
The first step to overcoming your fears is to face them. You can start off just using the cam section but not turning your cam on, then if you feel brave enough put the cam on. It's not as stressful online because you can just turn your cam off or disconnect if you feel uncomfortable.
>>27606799
Then why do they come here at aIl?
>>27606761
personally i get pretty bad anxiety over it and i want to get better so where better than to show my face to people who are also total sperglords
>>27606824
i personally come here because watching all the autists try and make sense of the world gives me a deep sense of self satisfaction. it's nice to be normal.
>>27606818
What bravery to turn on a webcam
I repeat, why would I own a webcam?
>>27606955
Why do you own a webcam if you have such anxiety?
>>27606364
it is, i found someone on text and had a great 1 hr convo.
>>27607278
>not posting logs
fucking hell guys
femanon who has a date
jewish people trying to jew with their girlfriend
only like 2 legit robots who dont insta skip
>those fags who autoskip anything without tits
absolutely epic teebeehee
>>27609614
autoskipping makes omegle think you're a bot, if you get skipped enough then you can get algorithm banned.
When you see an autoskipper make sure you skip them first.
And I'm back haven't been on all day due to having an actual life but I'm back to fuck with people hope you got your VPNs ready if not get prepared.
Cause if you talk shit get hit boy or roasted if you got a VPN either way your autistic feelings will be hurt! <3
>>27609202
i talked to those jews, were pretty bro tier would roll again/10
plz a girl talk to me i cant stand this anymore just fucking talk to me or il kill myself i can turn my cam off if you want just talk to me please
>>27610384
>projecting this hard is sad boys
assmadness is real :(
Has everyone on text dissapeared? I dont have a cam and I cant find anyone on text anymore.
not fuckin about on omegle anymore but i had a nice night guys. bitcoin dude who played guitar was my favourite. :^)
>>27610549
>pretending to be me
LMAO just stop
>>27610665
>the assmadness is real
ughyes continue to be mad beta
>>27610709
This one r9kers like I guarantee it doesn't work
>boot him
>screen freezes
this is when little beta timothy knew he fucked up KEEEK
Ye it's blanket chan, or whatever. The girl/trap with the blanket depending on what you think :^)
Thanks for all the nice chats! Goodnight!!
>>27610922
no one gives a fuck who you are but I'm booting your ass I hope you don't come online and you got a VPN boy
>>27610949
:^) i don't even know what that means but alright goodnight
>>27610970
It means the next time you get on omegle and I see you and grab your IP address you won't be using the internet for as long as I want goodnight retard : ^ )
>>27611002
>>27610949
>>27610886
Sad desu. You must be pretty bitter and lonely to act in such a way. Oh well.
>>27611002
lel then I just won't wear a blanket. 100% disguised huh :^)
>>27611085
anon please stop with the smug emoticons
>>27611030
Or just bored and I'm doing it for the lulz and to make betas assmad l0l
>>27611085
I'll just boot you I can tell if it's you or not retard
>>27594650
I am angry because I am not a normie. You are a normie.
>>27611002
hello fat virgin, still getting mad at virgins because you are better than them, because why? Oh yeah because you said your a virgin by choice.. lol Nothing to do with being over 300 pounds at all.
tfw you don't live in canada and will never spend an hour fucking this ass bareback
>>27611648
how did i know he was a fag
>>27611648
Tfw would fuck him just to make him hurtt KEk
>>27604731
No there aren't I've only seen one girl and she disconnected saying she had to help with laundry :(
>>27604823
I got stapler yesterday and was really confused and disconnected
>>27611834
>>27612537
i know that feel bro, i too sometimes pretend to be separate posters.
FYI senpai that nigger from yesterday is back booting people
>>27611002
What about people with dynamic ip addresses?
well isn't this edgy
>>27613522
>guys im a girl pls give me attention
>>27611474
>being this assmad over a boot tho
>>27613160
I can retrieve it again so it doesn't matter obviously.
>>27613140
>being this assmad and new and not knowing who kingblackchad is
wew lad
Starting today, all blackboxes and femanons that don't talk shit will not get booted I repeat all blackboxes and femanons that don't talk shit will not get booted.
Also, people that I talk to on a daily basis that I had decent convos with basically anyone who isn't a rudefuck is safe guise.
So if your rude you get hit desu senpai
Also anyone attempting to "dox" or boot me offline good luck with both things I'd enjoy seeing you fail <3
>>27613845
Kingblackchad learnt how to use wireshark it seems! Cute.
>>27613522
>random stranger
get out
>>27613845
But if my IP changes you won't have my new IP unless you chat with me again.
You sound like an uneducated nigger faggot . I hope you get burgled while you sleep and the burglar stumbles into your basement hellhole and sodomizes you to the point of exhaustion and takes a hammer to your laptop.
>>27613924
No if I only learnt how to use wireshack I wouldn't be able to use a booter that was able to boot off dedicated servers. Everyone knows how to use wireshack but does everyone know how to boot people offline? No, because I would've been booted by now
>>27614003
You sound like an uneducated nigger cause all you have to do is be nice to me and you won't get booted. Simple. : ^ ) Also, you'll most likely connect with me again considering I blackbox too
>>27614063
I can't be nice to you if I don't talk to you faggot. I skip most black boxes looking for roasties
>>27614113
Then you'll just get booted simple as that. I can pull a IP in 10 seconds maybe within 5 seconds if I'm actually focusing so..
>>27614201
>implying I don't immediately skip black boxes
Thanks for giving me a 5 second time window to skip!!! And good luck figuring out which one is me because I black box as well senpai
>>27614338
Then I'll just use my connections to figure out who you are that's all senpai. : ^ )
>>27614356
I'm sure I'm not the only one who skips black boxes right away fampai
>>27614355
Actually it's only illegal when it does someone harm, using it for an hour isn't considered illegal plus I wouldn't take the fall cause I'm not even hosting it : ^ ) Someone else is hosting it for me on a webserver. Nice try though l0000000l
>>27614371
Then I'll just boot everyone who skips blackboxes right away until you rage l0l
>>27593616
Who hasn't? 4x. I'm about to fuck with everyone so hard.
>>27614395
Good luck famalam I hope you realize you're nothing but a cock eating nigger who likes to ruin the only human interaction that everyone here gets:^)
>>27614375
Actually if you read the terms of your contract with that company you're using the servers. You will read that if you do something illegal with their servers it's your responsibility. And I can tell you what will happen to you. First my ISP will contact the company that you're using and then they will terminate your account and then will call the police. And remember that your company has your details. So you're pretty much in big trouble.
>>27614463
>implying this company kept my details and I didn't use throwaway information
toplel m8
I don't look like reviewbrah.
STOP SKIPPING YOU FUCKS REE
>>27614579
You do a little bit senpai.
>>27611648
Damn I saw this guy on mfc the other day didn't know he came on r9k
Forewarning for all of you who think you can escape being booted by Kingblackchad
>>27614629
>implying I don't use a proxy
no one is talking to me ;_;
Anyone else get the black guy?
what did i do?
thi is original
>>27614683
I have a name retard it's called kingblackchad
>>27614665
The fact you use a proxy proves you're a superautist and can't live without internet
toplelm8
Also guys this one white kid/guy I made him ragequit didn't even need to use a DDOS so if you have a proxy I'll just roast you to death until you get upset and rage hard asf KEK
>>27614683
yeah hes a fag.
>no love for the armybot...
>>27614695
i get skipped before hello
please kill me
>>27614683
He's a little nigger. Trying to show his hacker skillz.
Can you actually have a decent conversation and make bros on omegle or is it all memes, all the time?
>>27614871
idk man most people insult me :(
"You look autistic d00d ahaha. jk just a joke bro"
>you've connected with a stranger
>chicken out
>close window
f-fucking normies
just saw a black "robot"...... please leave if you're black, you're not a robot if you're black.
>>27614835
>black twinkie
>>27614928
sup famm?
>>27614835
You were such a nigger m8 even if you did make me laugh.
>>27614835
michael "super autist" the fat nigger gap toothted ugly cuck
>>27614849
>literally called this faggot john cena and said he had monkey ears like the monkeys from super monkey ball on PS2
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27614861
>being this assmad over a DDOS
wew lad calm down don't shoot up a school buddy
>>27614955
>being this assmad over a boot tho
the rage is real
>>27614933
I'm not a robot I know this I talk to various hot women on a daily and decline them too and get them to send me nudes and all sorts of shit. I don't fuck cause I'm waiting for my soulmate while you faggots wish you had my scraps that I denied KEK
>>27615117
>can't even spell toothed cause he's upset that badly wew lad
>>27615064
>implying I want you to like me
Also to the dude who tried to prove he was a "alpha" with some bar shirt or some shit my xfinitywifi pass died I didn't disconnect. And to answer your question I don't prove anything in great lengths like you did on camera. I just show a few screenshots but you motherfucker literally showed me the shirt and all sorts of shit just to prove your self worth. You probably would've showed more to prove you were a "bouncer" KEK
>>27615144
>black twinkie 2
Notice the resemblance?
>>27614933
I'm not even black haha
>>27615170
>white beta 1
notice the resemblance?
>>27615258
I'm yo daddy nigga, I left you when you were a baby. I was WEBSTER.
Another omegle thread woopdiedoo
>>27615293
I-is that sam hyde?
>>27615293
Oh look. you were talking to my beautiful boyfriend
>>27615293
2 people I made assmad and they autoskip me now feelsgoodman
>>27615283
>being this assmad
>>27615356
I got all dressed up to reunite with you, you are needed for the Webster remake.
sup guys how u doin'
>>27615417
ree you skipped me
kill me senpai no people here
>>27614063
Not everyone is pathetic enough to pay for shit like that
>>27615380
>still assmad l0l
>>27615638
When you have money it doesn't matter l0l
>>27615648
yo daddy want some of that cash too son.
>>27615648
>replying to your own post
What an assmad faggot l0l
>>27615417
cute 9 year old
>>27615709
don't say that man
what do you guys think happens when two fembots connect to each other?
do they skip because there's no attention to suckle from the other?
>>27615823
They never connect to each other.
>>27615823
They become lesbians and leave the omegle pool forever.
>>27615823
they exchange tips and expertise on how to get and maintain infinite orbiters
tfw no one will ever screencap you and talk about you
you guys are sick fucks. stop bullying me
>>27616039
think you might have a bullying fetish
it's ok i'd like to have a cock shoved down my throat and be called a faggot by a hot masculine jock even though i'm heterosexual
>>27616063
im a straight girl so...
>>27616110
no one is bullying you. if anything everyone is going to try orbiting you at some point
"stop bullyingggg meee guyyss" is just your pathetic attemp at getting more orbiting
FUCK OUTTA HERE I WOULDA HAD SOME RESPECT IF YOU HAD A BULLYING FETISH
>>27593538
lol hehe xD
>>27615961
who's this semen demon
pls respnd
god speed maneater senpai
>gets matched with robot
>he skips immediately
>gets matched with a fembot
>we have a nice conversation
no wonder they get worshiped
does anyone know if my gf is online
>>27616615
Thats one of the ugliest girls in the r9k tag, you have shit standards m8
camilla were are you
be my gf
REPORTING
IN
MEMES
INBOUND
>>27614063
>edgy
>skid
wew laddy you have to be 18 to post here
having a fantastic time. None of you are even on the original tags
>>27610922
I remember you getting doxxed last year if you're Kate
just look up blanket chan on the archives lads they've got all her social media and phone #
>>27616670
this
also all of u guys are super boring
>>27610922
is the blanket back or is this a meme
>>27593538
fun fact i met my husband on omegle 5 years ago
im laughing so hard. this was 100% genuine.
this is awful and i w ant to die
>>27617275
Spenser? Is that you?
>>27617228
Then why are you still on it, whore?
>>27617275
Why? She is cute, you should try to gf her.
>>27617240
just found the same girl and asked her the same thing, she said she was 'poly'
holy hell this board is screwed. I am taking my friends and making a new place on e i g h t chan
>>27617371
>gf
>internet
fucki ng die ok
post the old grids
>>27616751
>that name
who is she and what's she like
>>27605333
Why would her death certificate be online.
baka foh.
>>27616751
no one cares about her i just want k8 back
>>27617666
>>27616751
who is camilla
who is k8
>>27617612
she's danish she looks like grimes she smokes she's 20 she's a neet and she's having a sleepover with her friend
this bitch doesnt like leans new album shawty wacc
How do you make your webcam work? This site hasn't worked for me in over a year. I've updated flash, checked my drivers, changed browsers, deleted history/cookies, and my webcam is black to everyone who sees it. The webcam works on skype so I know its not broken either.
>>27617682
sounds like a qt3.14
I'm drunk af an just skipping everyone t b h
goon anon i didn't mean to dc pls don't kill me
>>27617745
>SCREENSHOT ME
this is the reason why females come into this tag
if you want to attention whore post your face yourself and dont pretend you are not just another whore
>>27617682
tell us more please senpai
>>27617745
shawty please add me on skype its my namefag
>>27617099
>>27617131
Eh, not me, sorry.
I'm azn.
>>27618340
The old blanket said she was Hispanic
why is everyone so mad?
kek
Remember the tinychat room
>>27618642
why are you even feeding it
>>27618747
Is it still frogmemes? I haven't been around for a few weeks, is there a new one now?
tfw people get butt hurt when you skip them
>>27610922
Not the real Blanket-chan. Talking to her right now. She'll clear this up soon.
>>27617131
whoever fucking has these photos saved
i have had enough, i don't go on r9k and i hven't been on omegle in a long time please let me live my fucking life and stop posting these. thanks
>>27617099
my name was never kate that was a meme and no one better have my phone or i will lose my mind
thanks
>>27618908
lol nobody cares about you and nobody is doing anything to your life you dumbwhore
Oh god I got so embarrassed, I'm sorry for ending the call anon, I'm not used to voice chatting with strangers (you seemed pretty qt)
>>27618936
like thats what you think and thats also what i thought but yet i still get harassed and stalked on random accounts so?????? like im literally irrelevant at this point leave me the fuck alone
who won't you an hero????
it's all i want
>>27618961
just gtfo the internet
how dense are you
hell
where is the population control at
>>27618908
go away
orginfanale
>>27618908
I need your help I'm in Wisconsin I need a place to crash we can share a bed I'll keep you warm
>>27619135
>>27619135
Are you voting for Trump, anon?
>>27616615
I haven't seen horseface for a while.
Someone said I'm a good looking chinanon.
>feels good man
>>27618961
>a woman upset when she realizes there's consequences to be an attention whore
you knew what kind of people used this board before you started leading them on and teasing your pics threads and you have the gall to act offended. women, everyone
stop skipping me fags
>>27620131
looking at you makes me fucking sick.
>>27620167
say that 2 my face irl not online n see what happens punk
>>27620131
Is that Donatello?
>Be grill
> Get on Cam chat for a few seconds
>Instantly asked if I am a trap
> called a roastie and a whore.
> You guys wonder why you don't have a grillfriend
