>"Good morning sleepyhead, you ready to go again?"
Go where?
And it's almost midnight.
who are you? get out of my house and for the love of god don't TOUCH ANY OF MY SHIT WITH YOUR GODDAMN DISGUSTING UNWASHED FINGERS THAT YOU PUT UP TYRONE'S ASS
>>27593384
This is why you can't get laid, Anon.
"my penis is already inside your urethra"
>>27593420
Because it's almost midnight?Also, 420 ayyy
tfw I'll never wake a girl up by eating her pussy like the good beta I am
>>27593341
i'd probably be more concerned with the torrent of piss that i need to evacuate from my bladder firstly.
>>27593341
Sure, uh... wait, what are you doing with your hand?