Any tips on how to fuck my aunt? Pics related
Let me fuck her first, where you located OP?
>>27593199
Give her some meth.
just get some drinks in her reach down and "ring the doorbell"
>>27593236
she doesnt do drugs
>>27593223
This.
You don't wanna just jump in without testing the waters, do you? Let me take a crack at her, too.
>>27593199
>White people unironically think obesity is attractive
>>27593260
See OP you got two people ready to try her out so you can fuck her.
>>27593257
>she doesnt do drugs
Not until you give her some meth.
>>27593278
I guarantee you that lady isn't white.
>>27593347
look at the picture you fuck, there is no other race she could be unless you are one of those autists who says irish and italians arent white
his aunt is white, he is white
>>27593278
>he thinks the exact opposite of what's true
It is a well known fact that black guys like fat white girls
>>27593394
She looks like some kinda Hispanic.
>>27593462
not Hispanic
>>27593519
Damn, she's ugly. Fat and ugly.
You should have no problem fucking that. Just get her drunk and flirt with her.
>>27593532
like whats the best way to even get to that situation? its not like its some random girl and i can be forward with her about it. Also what if she flips out or get weird etc
>>27593462
>Hispanic
fun fact, hispanic isnt a race! people can be asian and hispanic or white and hispanic or black and hispanic or anything else
this may sound counter intuitive at first, but think about the roots of the word hispanic: it literally means Spanish speaking. thus, people from cultures or communities which speak spanish are hispanic.
pic related, its the current census question on race demographics. most mexicans mark white or some other race
>>27593199
She already knows you wanna fuck her, she's just waiting that you make a move. Aunts are used to this shit.
>>27593554
I dunno, man. She's your aunt. You know when and how to get access to her.
Try to set something where it's just the two of you going out for drinks or something one night. Tell her you're bored. I mean, realistically it's probably gonna happen overnight and you'll have to build some type of flirtatious relationship with her. But once you've laid the foundation, she shouldn't operate differently than any other girl.
>>27593656
I literally don't give a shit, man. Thanks for the info, though.
>>27593686
lol is this true?
>>27593745
she has her own apartment and it has a pool, so i was thinking coming over asking to use it and leaving the door open when getting changed or something to break the ice
>>27593656
nice facts faggot
>>27593776
So do that. But, you'll definitely have to find some way to get her intoxicated, even slightly to lower her defenses and potentially increase her curiosity about fucking you.
>>27593656
fuck off back to tumblr whore
>>27593974
yea I know shes not a heavy drinker so maybe bring some mikes hard or wine
>>27594037
You got a tough road ahead of you. If I knew more about her personality and predispositions, I could give you a better assessment and attack plan.
Just find ways to make her feel comfortable around you. If she's cool with you touching her, then you're already good, if not, get there.
Also, if you get tits, post em.
>>27593746
Women know when a guy wants to fuck them. Especially experienced women like aunts, they know they are some kind of fetish for nephews.
>>27593199
Give her food, she seems to be into it
>>27594132
no tits, if i had n00dz id be halfway there to fucking her lol. And if this backfires im sure she would tell my whole family
>>27594255
You're risking your life for one fucking gash, dude. Is she really worth it?
>>27593199
How old is your aunt? It looks like she stopped maturing past 16
>>27594255
Alright fuck it I'm gonna be the voice of reason here. DO NOT TRY TO FUCK YOUR AUNT, just fuck a look-alike.
Seriously >>27594290
what this guy is saying is it really worth it?
This is not one of your doujins where y'all form a uguu relationship.
>>27594294
she is 39
>>27593199
Find a pornstar that look like her, there's always a woman doing porn that look like a woman you want to fuck but can't. That's one of the few things porn is useful at.
>>27594409
not a bad idea actually
