Show me your flirting skills
My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
I could, but I won't, and you can't make me.
>>27592592
Give me your numberORIGINAL COMMENT
>flirting skills
>/r9k/
>>27592592
Can I pee in your butt beautiful?
I believe in social equality for men and women.
You're ugly.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Fuck you!!
I was already planning on committing a murder, what difference does rape make at this point?
>>27592671
I love these kinds of magazine covers
>>27592592
I'm generally bad at flirting and have no idea how to tell when guys like me so I usually just snapchat them risque pictures in hopes it makes them like me more
(it usually works, guys are very easy)
>>27592592
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
Show me your flirting skills - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>27592714
It's a shame this was made before the "my wife's son" meme, but still kek'd.
I'm actually a very quiet, low excitement guy. I want to have sex with you though, I like being on top.
>>27592714
>meet James Rolfe's newest bull
elle em ayy oo
this is a nice imageand this comment is worthless sorry i even posted it
>>27592592
You make my heart melt into a puddle,
I just want to cuddle.
>>27592592
Your smile is sweet,
I can't wait until we next meet.
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only these two came close, good work you guys
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>>27592952
>implying treating a girl as your equal wouldn't make her fucking wet
>>27592952
Thanks m80
The only time I successfully "flirted" with a girl was when I straight up asked for her number after some small talk.
>>27593014
you should take tips from this guy >>27593046
>>27593014
>two generations thinking theyre making a difference but just being vapid and useless like 4chan posters
I want to put my pee pee in your bum bum
*compliment*
*smile*
I work at a restaurant, how 'bout you?Would you like to get some tea or coffee?
>>27593123
>I work at a restaurant
fucking dropped unless she is also a wagecuck. even then there's a 50/50 chance that she expects 6-figure chad to come along and sweep her off her feet.
>>27592592
"Y-you too."
That's the best I got.
All flirt over a platform like this sounds like cringe.
But in other news, my GF loves it when i awkwardly reply "y-you too!" to her when shes talking to me. Because I explained the big inside joke behind it, and she finds it really funny and cute when i do it on purpose or by accident.
I have reached the pinnacle, boys
>>27592592
I find intimidation works well.
>>27592779
why is this one particular dick posted so often
many individual people have this one dick pic saved.
what the fuck man
>>27592592
Smiling at me like you do right now makes me want to buy a boat to go very far on the ocean and dive very deep to write your name at the bottom of it.
ay bb want sum cuck?
hey qt
>*sips mtn dew*
can i get yo number
>"yeet yah" *dabs on yah"
What's up beautiful? Do you spit or swallow?
>>27592592
"nice teeth"
see because they're a little snaggly
this will make her want to have sex with me
WHORE
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>27594725
>calling her beautiful before finding out if she swallows
Rookie move.
>>27594598
can anyone answer this question
>>27594877
>caring that much about whose cock it is
