>you listen to the Blade Runner soundtrack
>she let's Chad blow a huge load on her back
>>27592545
why Blade Runner?
>>27592559
Because I'm listening to it right now
>>27592545
>you eat a piece of pie
>Chad gets her whole pie
>>27592545
> You're alone in your room
> She rims Chad in the afternoon
>you install a new Linux distro
>she's taking Chad's big old fisto
>>27592545
you're a NEET for life
Chad just made her his wife
>>27592545
>you contemplate suicide
>she give's Chad's cock a good ride
>>27592545
you studied away youthful life
Chad just facial'd your future wife
>>27592679
laughed
ORIGINALE
>you listen to your mixtape about young love
>she lets Chad fuck her without a glove
>>27592545
>blow load onto her back
>she wants to cuddle while its still there
This cuck shit is pathetic.
>>27592859
It's just a joke to help cope with the depressing fact that this shit actually happens.
>you post retarded memes on 4chan
>she gets fucked raw by a real man
You lay in bed alone watching anime
Fuck me harder, she moans: Chad's typical day
>>27593156
That was a stretch but I kek'd regardless
>You take big shits in your jugs
>Chad takes big shits on her jugs
>>27592969
maybe you should stop chasing her or start talking to her then.
>>27593185
thanks, anon. I started with the first line (watching anime right now), and put in a fair amount of effort crafting the second line, getting the syllables just right.
you smoke trees
she begs for chads cock on her knees
>you masturbate 2 times an hour
>she takes chad's golden shower
>you play defense on 2 fort
>she let's chad forward her port
>>27592679
[commenteria originale]
>>27593238
>implying I'm not worthless
you post on r9k
she cuddles with Chad all day
>she wants you as her friend
>her ass Chad will rend
>you buy her flowers
>he gives her cum showers
At night your dental cavities grow bigger
While in the alley she gets skullfucked by a nigger
>You stay on 4chan until early morn
>She stars in Chad's amateur porn
>you fill up another jug
>his cock she will chug
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>>27592545
>you wasted your time and majored in political science
>he dropped out of community college and bangs her like she's an old appliance.
>snort a bit more adderall
>stacy's sucking hairy balls
>Your mother calls you every day
>Chad calls your mother when your dad's away
>>27593247
Weed is better than sex
>your bed is covered in cum stains
>she is gagged and gangbanged
>>27594976
Said the virgin who plays with mechs
