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>I play sports
>kicks the ball off to buttfuck Egypt nowhere near the goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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>>27592249
>kicks the ball off to buttfuck Egypt nowhere near the goal

Holy shit XD I never noticed that

Garret is the most deluded cuck to have ever lived. I don't care what else you try and tell me. Fuck that literal fedora tipping autistic retard
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>>27592370
He's already been proven to be a cuck. Someone on here found her Instagram, and no surprise, Chads everywhere.
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>>27592249
garrett hate thread? garrett hate thread.
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>>27592249
OH SHIT MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>27592542
One of the most advanced fedora tipping techniques.
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>>27592564
Is this your first time seeing the Garrett?
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>>27592616
yes, is he a known youtuber or something?
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>>27592249
>You're country
>Would you pound alexa
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He's a Chad now and doing better than most of us here.
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>>27592731
No, he's just some beta with no sense of social hierarchy who manages to make robots look sane and rational.
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>>27592752
US
Fug yes
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>>27592822
you clearly don't understand the meaning of Chad
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>>27592895
>implying he could've been right in the first place
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>>27592822
This

Look at him, with his high test sloots
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>>27592249
look at the angle at which his shoe connects with the ball compared to where the goal is; fucking useless. He's falsifying his sexual market value just like a woman - pretending to have interests.
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>>27593141
nah he's just a beta orbiter now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRdBX7m5v4

The Behind the Scenes video hurts because you can tell it's just one big joke he's not in on. At no point did his teacher or anyone else say "hey maybe this isn't a good idea" or "hey maybe maybe we shouldn't upload this on youtube for everyone to see." For the love of God, they could've at least told him to put on nicer clothes. Like who the fuck goes to dance class wearing jeans and a polo shirt?
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>>27593279
didn't he grow up to be pretty much chad later on?

also she stayed pretty hot too if i recall
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>>27593279
women are fucking evil and clueless for encouraging him to do that
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>>27592370
He is only young. I can garunteee he was raised by a single mum and pushed to do this shit by women who thought it would be cuuuuuuteeeee. No sane man would let their child do this, garret never had a chance.
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>>27593279
>Like who the fuck goes to dance class wearing jeans and a polo shirt

He could be wearing basically anything and the fedora would make it worthless.
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>>27593279
Fuck, that broad's voice is annoying.

>never saw it coming
>mfw
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>>27593323
No he's not Chad. He just takes lots of pictures with girls looking like the one token (possibly gay) beta guy friend, like >>27593141 . There's a bunch of photos like this that pop up in Garrett threads.

>>27593356
His teacher sucks for encouraging that. She's a grown woman, she's probably been hit on by tons of cringeworthy, beta males before. She knew Garrett would only make an ass of himself but did nothing to stop it.
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>>27592752
usa

yes

fucking hell yes
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>>27592249
Whoa shit, check this out:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAyGteEJxHg/?taken-by=_alexablair&hl=en
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>>27593596
she got fuckin shanked by a fellow jealous stacy for being way too hot
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>>27593596
So Garrett got cucked by cancer?
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>>27593733
m8 her life got cucked by cancer
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>>27592249
These dubs are for you, Alexa! This is undoubtedly an original comment of the highest caliber!
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>>27593596
the irony here is that she is also genetically inferior to have cancer at such a young age.

Both Garrett and Alexa would make a perfect couple.
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>>27593823
>>27593733
>>27593704
Alexa literally cucked metastatic cancer. Stacys have life on such easy mode that cancer cant kill them
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>>27593323
alexa has cancer
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>>27593207
>how americans play "soccer"
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>>27593446
>jeans and a polo shirt
guys is this autistic? i've been dressing like that my entire life
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>>27593953
I mean it's a little autistic if you've worn that your whole life, it's just on another level of autism to wear it for dance class.
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>>27593953
I hope not, or else I'm fucked too.

>>27593999
I can't imagine it even being that comfortable. A light polo shirt, maybe I can understand for exercise, but jeans?
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>>27593953
It's only autistic if you wear it to athletic events where you should be wearing shorts and a t shirt like a normal person. Sadly, no one told Garrett that.
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>>27592752
A U S T R A L I A
no
ORIGINAL AS FUCK COMMENT YOU ROBOTIC NIG NOG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU C UNT
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>>27594073
That's not even factoring in the fedora.
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Yeah but he has a gf now something quite a few of you cant get
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>>27594492
>implying he isn't getting cucked
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>>27593953
i dont fuck with jeans so i basically do this with fucking khakis. i'm ruined.
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