What's the best way to kill yourself without causing problems for your family?
>>27591457
Before you hang yourself, make sure write some notes like this
'this is the punishment for fucked my sister without my permission, John'
>>27591457
make them hate you first so they'll be happy you're dead.
That's my plan at least, I treat my family like shit and at this rate they won't want to talk to me anymore. That'll be when I kill myself.
>>27591514
So scapegoat it somehow? Give us tips famalam
get hit by a truck on the freeway while drunk jaywalking
they could chalk it up to zany bad luck if they feel like it
>>27591457
e-eliza?
>>27591457
>go to the coast somewhere
>bring gun & balloons
>tie gun to balloons
>shoot yourself
>gun floats out to sea, people think you were murdered
>>27591520
>>27591577
this is pretty smart, but I don't have access to a gun s m h
>>27591563
no, but I have a cat like that
>>27591457
Become as distant from them as possible. Never talk to them. If I were you, I would pull off some into the wild bullshit.
>>27591563
If only that cunt Ciara would sudoku
>>27591457
>family is about to eat supper
>everybody sitting down
>(You) get up on a chair along the centerline of table
>lean head over centre of table
>hold handgun to back of head
>blow skull out over the table, food, and family
This way they won't have to deal with any psychological issues dealing with your death. Complete closure.
>>27591670
my family doesn't eat together so this wouldn't work
>get food
>eat alone in room
>>27591577
That's diabolical. Would do/10
>>27591457
drive as far away outside of town as possible. Head to the woods, sticks, boonies or whatever.
Park and an hero there. Not like anyone will come looking for you anyways.
I have a spot picked out. Dixie mine in fountain hills AZ. I'll pick the lock to get in, and an hero in the mine, locking the gate behind me. No one would ever find the body.
if i had something to write down , i wouldn't do this in the first place
>>27591457
it's your parents fault you exist. they should kill themselves and bequeath you insurance money, to be honest.
"I did it for the lulz."
Go missing and have your body never be found. They can pretend you were kidnapped.
